That heroic and unpretentious cannon fodder [Traveling]

Qin Tong felt that the most representative of his mood at this moment was the third turn of the masterpiece of non-Yuan Zaju, the rolling hydrangea ball.

Yu Wenjue was furious: "If you have something to say, just say it, why are you beating around the bush." ​​Who knows what that hydrangea is.

The others nodded vigorously in agreement with Yu Wenjue.

"Hey, you guys want me to say it straight!"

Hearing what Qin Xiaocheng said, Si Ji suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart.

Qin Tong looked around at everyone, with a deep breath in his dantian, he opened his mouth and sang: "There are sun and moon hanging at night~~~ There are ghosts and gods who hold the power of life and death!...Earth~~~You don't know good from bad, what is earth! Sky also ~~~ You are wrong and foolish! Hey~ I only shed two tears~~~~~"

Everyone covered their ears with collapsed faces, tears streaming down their faces, and begged not to sing.

Gang Zhen, they have lived for so many years, and they can't find a song worse than this song, and they can't find anyone who sings worse than Qin Tong.

Qin Tong's heaven-defying singing voice can definitely apply for the Guinness Book of World Records - the worst and most lethal singing voice in the world.

Being disliked for singing badly, Qin Tong was still very aggrieved, "You guys wanted me to say it straight, and I was forced to compose a song on the spot and put it into 'Rolling Hydrangea'. Is it easy for me? You guys are still babbling , is it so difficult to serve!"

"I want you to speak directly, not to sing." Leng Mo took a sip of beer to suppress his shock.

Qin Tong said: "But the rendition of "The Injustice of Dou E" is more able to express my grief and indignation."

The others immediately condemned Feng's cousins ​​and Si Ji with their eyes - why do you have to mess with him? !

The cousins ​​of the Feng family also want to sing the third fold of Rolling Hydrangea, a masterpiece of Yuan Zaju (*￣︿￣)

Si Ji covered Qin Tong's head with his big palms and rumpled his hair. Although his face was still grim, his eyes were filled with deep smiles.

"Cut—" Everyone scattered like birds and beasts, those who grilled skewers continued to grill skewers, those who chatted continued to chat, and those who refused to eat dog food for haircut love dogs.

Si Ji also rolled up his sleeves and took a handful of various skewers, put them on the stove, and gave them to Qin Tong to eat.

The oil brush was brushed on the skewers and it was sizzling at high temperature. He used the existing seasonings to brush on the barbecue sauce he seasoned himself. The two stared at the skewers in Si Ji's hand, waiting for them to come out of the oven.

"Si Ji, I didn't expect your craft to be so good." Zhao Qiyuan said.

Qin Tong was triumphant: "Si Ji's culinary skills are super good, and all dishes are super delicious, especially the fish. The boiled fish fillets he made are fragrant and spicy, and the aftertaste is endless after eating."

This wave of his Amway sales has sold out everyone's saliva.

Zhao Qiyuan threw aside her burnt chicken legs, and angrily yelled at Qin Tong: "It's not that you cook delicious food, what are you so proud of?"

"My wife's cooking is delicious, which is equivalent to my cooking. There is no distinction between husband and wife." Qin Tong waved his hand and asked Zhao Qiyuan to go aside, "I said that you, a single dog, don't understand."

Zhao Qiyuan broke her halberd at Qin Que's place, so she turned her finger on Si Ji: "Brother, you are not kind, as a friend, you have never cooked for me."

Si Ji said without raising his head, "I only cook for my wife, and you are not my wife."

Zhao Qiyuan: (*￣︿￣)

When you need it, you ask them to beat people, and when you don't need it, you don't even give them a stutter, Si Ji, can you be more of a jerk! ! !

"Both of you call each other's wives," Leng Mo said suddenly, "Which one of you is husband and wife?"

"Of course he is a wife."

"Of course he is a wife."

Qin Qu Siji pointed at the other party at the same time and spoke in unison.

"..."

"..."

The two looked at each other and fought with their eyes, the battle was extremely fierce.

Zhao Qiyuan secretly gave Leng Mo a thumbs up—Niu, and a word made the two of them quarrel.

Leng Mo smiled and accepted the compliment.

Qin Tong took the lead in attacking: "I am such a pure man, how could it be my wife, it must be you."

Not to be outdone, Si Ji said, "I'm taller and stronger than you. I have pectoral and abdominal muscles. Do you have them? Wife."

"The wife is the one who cooks at home. Wife!"

"It's a joke, who doesn't have a husband who cooks and a wife who does the dishes?"

"Nonsense, dish soap hurts your hands, a good husband will let his wife do the dishes."

"So I bought a dishwasher!"

"Don't talk about your dishwasher. It can't be cleaned at all. I have to wash it by hand every time."

"The cooking fumes hurt the skin."

"So I bought you a full set of skin care products, that brand is very expensive."

"So it was bought for me? Then you paint it for me at night."

"……All right."

The MMPs in the hearts of all the onlookers who watched the couple quarreling have been flooded.

These two are really enough!Show affection when eating, show affection when talking, and now even show affection when quarreling, whether you are annoying or not! ! !

Everyone glared at Leng Mo unanimously—if you hadn't started the fight, would we need to eat dog food here? !

Leng Mo kept a cold face and said nothing, how did he know that these two people were so brazen that they quarreled to show their affection.

The cannon fodder CP showed affection... Uh, after the quarrel, the skewers in Si Ji's hands were also grilled, and everyone ignored them for giving away dog ​​food, and swarmed up to divide up the skewers.

Qin Tong held up the only roasted green pepper he had snatched, feeling so overwhelmed that he couldn't complain, he gnawed a big mouthful of the green pepper in grief and indignation.

Si Ji was called to drink and chat by Feng Ling Tianjiu Jixian and others. The girls were already full, and they brought drinks and fruits to talk about women's topics. Qin Tong, who only ate green peppers, had to cook skewers by himself.

Shangguan Yayan was so busy these days that he didn't touch the ground, he didn't have a serious meal for several days, and now he was sitting by the oven waiting to eat while taking a break from his busy schedule.

"You know how to bake? Can you eat it?" Although he only ate but didn't do it, he was still skeptical of Qin Tong who did it.

Qin Tong skillfully brushed the oil on the chicken wings, and squinted at Shangguan Yayan, "My craftsmanship is so good that it makes you cry. And you are a freeloader, what right do you have to question my craftsmanship."

"I eat for free?" Shangguan Yayan pointed to the chicken wings on the oven, "I brought these in your hand."

"What evidence do you have to prove that these are the chicken wings you brought? I also brought chicken wings." Qin Tong held up the half-baked chicken wings, "This chicken wing is so big, it looks like I brought it."

Shangguan Yayan hummed: "The wings of chickens raised on hormones are bigger than ordinary chickens."

"..." Qin Tong took a table knife and slashed two times on the chicken wings with viciousness, causing Shangguan Yayan to rub his arms, feeling cool.

There was still a lot of barbecue sauce prepared by Si Ji. Qin Tong dipped the sauce and brushed it on the chicken wings, and the aroma immediately came out. He and Shangguan Yayan swallowed at the same time.

The four grilled chicken wings were divided into two skewers per person, and they ate around the stove. A large amount of beef skewers were placed on the stove.

Qin Tong ate chicken wings with his left hand and greased the beef skewers with his right hand, and asked Shangguan Yayan, "How are you and Xiao Ke doing now?"

Shangguan Yayan gnawed the chicken wings for a moment, did not answer his words, took a sip of beer, and continued to eat the chicken wings in his hand.

"Don't talk? Is this question difficult to answer?"

"Why do you care so much about me and Xiao Ke?" Shangguan Yayan said: "Those who don't know think you have plans for me."

Qin Tong picked up the jar of chili powder, and wildly sprinkled a thick layer on the beef skewers. It was so red that no meat could be seen at all.

"Why did you put so many peppers?" Shangguan Yayan saw the red layer, and felt his throat burn instantly.

Qin Tong: "I was so shocked by you that my hand slipped."

Shangguan elegantly said: "..."

He decided not to eat this handful of beef skewers.

However, this is what he decides not to eat?

Shangguan Yayan stared at the large handful of red beef skewers handed over by Qin Tong and was silent for a while, then reluctantly took it, tried a mouthful carefully, and found that it was not particularly spicy, so he boldly ate it.

Qin Tong said: "After eating my grilled beef skewers, you have to answer my question. How are you and Xiao Ke?"

"That's it." Shangguan Yayan swallowed the beef in his mouth, sighed lowly, "I have nothing to say, once I speak, I will quarrel, I..."

"How are you?"

Shangguan Yayan shook his head: "I feel very tired, and I often can't even find a reason to persist in this relationship. Xiao Ke...I'm afraid he doesn't take me to heart."

"Haven't you discussed these issues with Xiao Ke?" Qin Qu asked.

"I want to communicate, but Xiao doesn't want to. Whenever I talk about it, he will make trouble and hide." Shangguan Yayan smiled wryly.

During this period of time, he was so busy that he could only sleep less than four hours a day, Xiao Ke never said a word of concern.Being bullied by people from the MUZU studio and losing money, Xiao Ke was unwilling to tell him.After being stabbed by Qin Tong, he only asked a question, but he accused him of "colluding with Qin Tong to humiliate me" and "always putting on a condescending face".

Shangguan Yayan felt very tired, he couldn't feel Xiao Ke's love, he could only feel that he was Xiao Ke's choice after he had nowhere to go, but even if he was a backup, he was too dignified.

"Maybe he loved Leng Mo from the beginning to the end, or loved someone else, Xuan Ting or Su Pinmo," Shangguan Yayan shook his head, "He doesn't love me."

"Then what are you going to do?" Qin Yu asked.

After he finished asking this sentence, a row of three-dimensional characters in Taige style suddenly flew in front of him—[Friendly reminder: Shangguan Yayan has been completely shaken, work harder, look after you, dear~]

Qin Qu: "..."

Hehe, God of the Universe is really considerate (___)ノ｜

"What am I going to do?..." Shangguan Yayan tore a piece of beef and chewed it fiercely.

Qin Qu: ⊙o⊙

Shangguan elegantly said: "I..."

Qin Tong: ⊙▽⊙

Shangguan Yayan: "I'm not full yet, why don't you continue baking?"

Qin Chen: (╯‵ ′)╯

Is Xiaosheng the owner of the barbecue shop?Roast you big-headed ghost ah roast!

Qin Tong found an eggplant out of the bag in a hurry, cut it open and put it on the oven to roast.

Shangguan Yayan expressed his appeal not very happily: "I don't like to eat eggplant."

Qin Qu: →_→

"...Okay, you can bake."

"Humph!"

"I asked someone to go to MUZU to find M, and I paid him the money." Shangguan Yayan opened another can of beer and said while drinking, "I asked M to investigate this matter, so that innocent people will not be wronged. The culprit is on the loose."

"There's only so much I can do for Xiao Ke, whether he accepts it or not is his business..."

"I'm probably a scumbag. I talk about how much I love you, but in fact, I can't hold on to a relationship for long..."

"I bought a house for Xiao Ke, just as...compensation..."

Qin Tong put the roasted eggplant on a plate and placed it in front of Shangguan Yayan, "Since you and Xiao Ke broke up, let me sing a song to soothe your grief of being single."

"Wait a minute, please don't sing." Shangguan Yayan raised his hand to stop Qin Tong, "I'm not sad at all, I don't need comfort, really, I'm so happy to lose love..."

"Then we have to celebrate it even more." Qin Tong sank into his dantian, opened his mouth, and sang, "Happy breakup~~~I wish you happiness~~~You can find a better one~~~~~"

Shangguan Yayan covered his ears in pain.

Brother, stop making trouble, you are out of tune and out of the galaxy!

If there is anything more sad than losing a relationship - it is listening to Qin Tong sing.

Aww, can a single dog be destroyed casually...

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