This UP can't move

It’s another year’s college entrance examination season, and FireUP’s “College Entrance Exam” calling activity is in full swing.

The event was launched one week before the college entrance examination. In addition to submitting personal cheering videos on the event page, it will also be led by the "direct line UP master" in the official name of Station F, and the major UP masters will respond and record a short video of calling.

For personal videos, just submit them with a topic.

The compilation video is jointly edited and edited by hundreds of officially designated UP master recorders. Station F specially opened a submission mailbox, and asked the staff to record the video contributions of these hundreds of UP masters, edit them, and finally submit the contributions with the topic of the event.

... The well-known Mr. Yao not only did not "survive", but was also turned into a pair of scissors at station F, the kind who comes and goes when he is called, commonly known as an official tool man.

He didn't save any "total" face.

The IDs of the staff responsible for packing and organizing the videos are also familiar, "Manager Kim" and "Lahne Lahne".

Group messages are frequently swiped.

-Lahne: [Top [-] UP main college entrance examination cheering video.rar]

-Lahne: Mr. Yao, please take it @姜少不吃食吃

-Kim: [UP Duration Details.xlsx]

-Kim: There is also this watch, some UPs are enough to cut a sentence into it, and some UPs are longer, please pay attention

-Lahne: I have preliminarily cut each video clip into this duration according to this table, and I will leave the rest to you [muscle]

- Wild brother: Fat brother, I am at home again for a day

-Kim: Still have the face to be unemployed? !What about your video? !Give me @野厨菇

- wild brother:. .Haven't you all recorded yet?

-Lahne: Each of us is half a minute long, basically the whole segment [muscle]

-Kim: Qi Han is also @三九

- Wild brother: I smell class

-Lahne: Mr. Yao get this done first

-Kim: Look at how to cut it properly, try to make it as compact as possible @少常不吃食吃

-Mr. Yao doesn’t eat takeaway: In my opinion, it’s not appropriate to arrange for me to cut it [smile]

-Kim: Talk less nonsense and do more [呲牙]

Yao Shuyu looked at the news sent by the five-person group of "God-level UPs", and his face was darker than the scapegoat.

Ever since Su Qihan's number of fans on Station F broke through the million mark, he was invited by Jin Li to join the inner group of the legendary UP masters.

Although this group spent nine out of ten days engaging in meaningless trash talk activities, Su Qihan was still able to catch a glimpse of the work that the official father arranged for these million-level "community animal UP owners" from the occasional day. quantity.

To sum it up in four words - "too bald".

Su Qihan used to be able to watch the excitement with his hips crossed, but now he is almost an intern who has just started to work, and he has to share some of the pressure for his family, Mr. Yao.

To share the pressure, start by doing what you can.

For example, give Yao Shuyu some melon and fruit snacks every day.

... It directly caused Yao Shuyu to find ways to exercise his abdominal muscles every night before going to bed.

Su Qihan brought a plate of cantaloupe cut into small pieces of equal size from the kitchen, and swayed into the study room filled with low air pressure.

The plate used to hold the fruit was bought according to Su Qihan's personal preference, and all the shopping suggestions provided by Yao Shuyu stopped at the word "buy".

The plates are small but exquisite, childish but cute, it's a set, each painted with different breeds of dogs, and Su Qihan's favorite is this "golden retriever".

The "Golden Retriever" contains bright yellow cantaloupe, exuding a sweet aroma, and even the color complements each other very well, and it is a perfect match for the hot summer.

Su Qihan felt that the "air pressure" in the room eased a lot.

...Although the face of the person sitting in front of the computer is not looking good.

Su Qihan moved to the computer screen and glanced at the messages on Yao Shuyu's WeChat. He felt that it would be unkind to laugh out loud, so he had to work hard to force himself to hold back.

Yao Shuyu slid the swivel chair back so that Su Qihan could get closer, then he stretched out a finger expressionlessly, and tapped twice on the screen:

"The video of the top [-] UP, this is a real hundred people - I don't need to study? I don't need to inherit the family business? I don't need to be with my boyfriend? These people can't feel sorry for me, who has the pressure of dropping out of school and is economical. Stressed boss pigeon?"

Su Qihan turned his head to look at him, and asked suspiciously:

"...Where did you get the financial pressure from?"

Yao Shuyu's random talk is a crooked truth with confidence:

"If you drop out of school, you have to go back to the company to make money, not the economic pressure."

Su Qihan was speechless for a while: "If you can't make money, it's economic pressure, but if you can make money, it's also economic pressure...?"

Yao Shuyu raised his head and glanced at Su Qihan.

Before Yao Shuyu's dissatisfaction broke through the sky, Su Qihan changed his words in a polite manner:

"You're right, the pressure is simply too great."

After speaking, he looked at Yao Shuyu's expression, and quickly added another sentence:

"I feel sorry for you."

Only then did Yao Shuyu reluctantly open the compressed file sent by Lai Yin, and decompress it into the folder "Historical Issues".

Su Qihan took a toothpick and inserted a piece of cantaloupe into Yao Shuyu's mouth.

Yao Shuyu babbled:

"You're still sweet."

Then he typed in the "God-level UPs", followed by Jin Li's line "Less talk nonsense and do more":

-Mr. Yao doesn’t eat takeaway: Got it [hold fists]

Within a few seconds, everyone replied one after another:

-Kim: The people's hero goes up to Jiu, the humble UP thanks to Ning

-Lahne: As expected of Mr. Yao's anti-pigeon fans @三九

- Wild Brother: Although I didn’t witness it, but without Qi Han, there would be no Mr. Yao who started work

Yao Shuyu, who had a lot of complaints about the government, was bought off by a piece of cantaloupe.

Su Qihan held back his smile, lifted Yao Shuyu's hand away from the mouse, then held the mouse by himself, and clicked three emoticons:

-Mr. Yao doesn't eat takeaway: [yeah] [yeah] [yeah]

Although he sent Yao Shuyu's wechat directly, everyone knew that the person on the other side of wechat had changed.

Damn, there is such a tacit understanding between god-level UPs.

In fact, it's not just the wild kitchen fungus that hasn't recorded the video yet, the five "videos last half a minute" UP hosts in this group are still procrastinating and not recording.

Yao Shuyu seized the opportunity, and on the grounds of "resolutely resisting the double-standard atmosphere", posted a small composition in the group eloquently, and beat the other three people on the head, only then did he think about how he and Su Qihan should record this video.

Su Qihan sat on the armrest of the swivel chair, leaning gently on Yao Shuyu's shoulder.

He thought for a while, and suggested: "How about we record the five together? Well, just record in A University?"

Yao Shuyu sneered: "After staying with me for a long time, you are becoming more and more lazy?"

Su Qihan reached out and poked his shoulder: "Won't that save you trouble? If you record together, you only need to cut one."

"I think so too," Yao Shuyu sighed, "Lao Lai, the social animal, is on a business trip, and the wild brother recently made a series of videos about farm dishes, and he also went out to collect the wind. The remaining one, Kim, who lives in City B, probably let him He is not happy to come here, he will take you to look for him in City B, and you have to go to class again... So this cheering video, at most, we will record it together."

Su Qihan nodded: "The two of us recorded well, and we're in University A, right?"

The next afternoon.

Su Qihan only had one class, and Yao Shuyu came to pick him up from get out of class with a camera, along with Qian Fujin, who was used to joining in the fun, and the five of them were walking towards the playground together.

Yao Shuyu looked at the hurried flow of people on the road, and said helplessly:

"There are too many people in class in the afternoon, and I can't even find an empty classroom. I can't shoot the shots in the classroom. I can only wait for the shots on the playground to finish, and then make up for it when the big troops go to eat. "

Jin Feng's face was full of question marks: "Didn't Su Xiaosi say that you only recorded for half a minute? Why do you take so many shots? Is it useful?"

Yao Shuyu raised her eyebrows, but instead of answering Jin Feng, she turned her head to look at Fu Chengcheng.

Fu Chengcheng could only look elsewhere, pretending to be looking at the scenery: "..."

Qian Hao didn't appreciate the atmosphere of "care about this sand sculpture" and "it's none of my business" between the two, so he honestly agreed: "Yeah, how many shots do we have to take?"

"Did you both hand over your brains and homework to the teacher in class?" Yao Shuyu sneered, reluctantly explaining, "Although the blessing is one and a half minutes per person, I can't just say it dryly in this video." The blessings of a hundred people should be put together? The only officially designated scissor hand tool man, can't exaggerate the literary atmosphere? Can't highlight the feelings of famous schools? Can't make the style like a micro movie or MV?"

Jin Feng and Qian Hao suddenly realized: "Is this the difficulty factor of hundreds of millions of edits?!"

Fu Chengcheng walked away silently—and forgot to remind himself not to bring sand sculptures when going out, and he must remember next time.

After listening to Yao Shuyu's parallel sentence, Su Qihan laughed heartlessly for a while, and suggested after laughing:

"If you can't wait until the classroom is empty, let's forget about it. In addition to the playground, shouldn't there be shots of landmark buildings and sculptures? Should it be enough?"

Seeing him happy, Yao Shuyu just raised her eyebrows even if she was laughing at herself.

He hung the camera in his hand back around his neck, and stretched out his arms to wrap Su Qihan's shoulders in a hurry:

"According to my experience, there are several shots in this kind of video that are essential, that is-the playground track and stands, campus scenery and buildings, classroom blackboards and seats."

Fu Chengcheng pushed his glasses, quickly grasped the key point and asked:

"Is it because my fan affection for Mr. Yao is not strong enough? Why don't I remember that there is such a campus literary style in your contribution video?"

Jin Feng answered immediately: "Yes, where did you get your experience?"

Qian Hao nodded quickly.

Su Qihan tilted his head, looked up at Yao Shuyu who was half hanging on his body, and guessed without thinking:

"Voted in the ID of the manager or Ryan?"

"When did I become this image? Either I was active in someone else's live broadcast or in someone else's ID..."

Yao Shuyu folded his arm back, and flicked Su Qihan's head lightly.

"Well, that's why..." Su Qihan curled his index finger and rubbed against the place where Yao Shuyu had just played, but suddenly stopped, and at the same time slightly frowned, as if recalling something, "Wait, I seem to remember something... Mr. Yao, have you ever filmed something for the school before... Well, similar to a promotional video?"

Qian Fujin was curious: "Our school?"

Su Qihan shook his head, "It's not our school, it's C University."

This time Qian Fujin finally united the front, with question marks all over their faces.

But Su Qihan was also stunned by Yao Shuyu.

He recalled for a long time what kind of promotional video Su Qihan was talking about, and finally he had a flash of inspiration, lifting the corner of the distant memory box.

"...Ah," Yao Shuyu blinked, "You mean the centennial celebration?"

Su Qihan looked back at Yao Shuyu with a slightly excited expression, as if recalling something particularly gratifying.

Seeing his small appearance, Yao Shuyu liked him in his heart, and couldn't help joking: "Do you still remember such an ancient thing?"

Su Qihan rubbed his nose, a little embarrassed: "It's a rare experience for me..."

Yao Shuyu was completely immersed in Qian Fujin's curious gaze, so he had no choice but to tell the story of the year.

The new media departments of the various colleges of University of C recruited troops every year, and recruited batch after batch of people who fished in troubled waters. This year, they finally got a talented person who could be reused.

This person is a freshman junior, his name is Yao Shuyu.

Before he even met the student cadres in the department, his name was already widely circulated in the department.

There was no other reason—this person's application for joining the ministry was written too arrogantly.

The difference between the new media department and other student organizations is that their daily work needs to cooperate with the publicity and organization departments, and is responsible for real-time reporting of large and small school activities. Generally, small events at the college level will be organized by the new media department of the college. I am responsible for it myself, but for major events like military training, school orientation, and various campus competitions, the school-level new media department has to be responsible.

Publicity before the event, filming during the event, organizing after the event, and finally presenting all the content on the school’s official website—these tedious things require their participation.

Correspondingly, "knowledge in door skills" has become a quality requirement that department members must possess.

The production and design of websites, the publicity management of WeChat public accounts and Weibo official accounts, the use of photography and camera equipment, and the use of image and image processing software, etc., as long as one of these skills is mastered, it is equivalent to having one to join the department stepping stone.

The college-level conditions may not be so strict, but the school-level must be very strict. There are two rounds of interviews. First, you have to send relevant materials that can prove your "craftsmanship" to the department's work mailbox together with the application form for admission. After the screening, the second round of interviews will be notified.

When Yao Shuyu was still wearing the "freshman" hat, she was barely modest.

——His application form for joining the ministry was delivered to the New Media Department of the Faculty of Science, and he did not submit it to the school as soon as he arrived.

There are not many people with some real skills, and they are taken over by the upper school departments every year. In order to get enough people, the lower levels have to lower the threshold. The requirement of "good at photography" has become "hobby photography", "good at photography" The requirement of "image processing technology" has also changed to "love to use Meitu Xiuxiu at ordinary times", but the form should be followed. The recruiting brochure clearly states: when filling out the application for admission to the department, you must attach relevant personal information or works.

But the freshman Yao Shuyu was so humble that he was a bit reluctant. He only wrote one sentence in the column of "Related Materials and Works" in the application form——

"For details, please log on to the FireUP video barrage website and search for the ID Mr. Yao."

The senior who was in charge of the preliminary screening at that time sneered, and with the mood of "I want to see what this guy is up to", he logged on to Station F and poked into the personal homepage of "Mr. Yao".

... From then on, as a senior brother, he became the little fan of this UP master with 500 million fans.

It didn't take long for this story to spread throughout the department. Before the final list of the second round of interviews was finalized, a large number of "one in 500 million" votes had already been blown up.

Half of ten people have seen his video.

Later, Yao Shuyu was lured into the school's new media department by a group of young fans who hadn't met.

It's not that the courtyard is rushing to send Yao Shuyu to the school, they wish Yao Shuyu could stay in the courtyard, but after finally getting a talent, he is still a big internet celebrity, so he has to be in front of the school staff no matter what. Take it easy, don't you?

It would be a bad thing as soon as it got so bad, the minister of the junior year personally asked the teacher who assisted in the management, and transferred the person directly to the school.

Members in the courtyard: "..."

Yao Shuyu didn't know that there were still so many twists and turns, but she was a little confused when she received a second-round interview notification email from the school-level new media department.

...In the era when everyone surfs the Internet, talking about a vest is better than talking about a name.

He had only been in the school's department for half a semester, and the school dared to throw him the arduous task of recording a school celebration promotional video in the first half of the semester.

The ground of the school has not been warmed up yet, but the heart of the teacher in charge of the Propaganda and Organization Department has been warmed up first.

Who doesn't love high-quality free labor with organizational power, appeal and real skills?

If it weren't for the unruly "seeking power and usurping the throne" in the freshmen, their positions as ministers would be unstable.

Before starting to collect the footage, the members of the department even tried to get Yao Shuyu to recruit the general manager and Ryan as foreign aid.

Yao Shuyu raised his eyebrows, and asked suspiciously: "... Is it because I can't hold a knife?"

The members immediately silenced and were as quiet as a chicken, and talked to the major UP masters about this matter, let's talk about it later when there is a chance.

But when the filming started, Yao Shuyu really brought a little tail with her.

It was none other than the "cheap son" he picked up in school recently.

——Su Qihan was only thirteen or fourteen years old back then.