This UP can't move

"Come on, let me introduce you." Yao Shuyu led Su Qihan to a restaurant, and raised his chin to the person standing at the door, "This is Lai Yin, although I don't want to admit it, but he is indeed my friend. "

Lai Yin looked at the two people walking in front of him with a strange face, and was very dissatisfied when he heard Yao Shuyu's introduction:

"Boss Yao, you are enough, can I trouble you to call out my stage name loudly again?"

Yao Shuyu snorted incomparably indifferently.

Lai Yin expected this result, rolled his eyes at him, then turned to Su Qihan with an exaggerated yet friendly, ghostly yet calm smile:

"Xiao Shangjiu, right? I'm Lai Yin—yes, it's Lai Yin."

Perhaps frightened by this special smile, Su Qihan stammered a bit:

"You, hello! My name is Su Qihan!"

It was only during the live broadcast just now that Su Qihan found out that the two friends of Mr. Yao's appointment are both the UP hosts of Station F.

It turned out that "Lao Lai" was referring to Ryan.

Yao Shuyu's actions clearly pulled Su Qihan in his direction:

"He doesn't know Ryan, save yourself, and collect your name of walking in the rivers and lakes."

"Ah?" Lai Yin made a surprised expression, "Is there anyone in the bastard livestock pen who doesn't know me, Lao Lai?"

Su Qihan hurriedly said, "I, I know! The video about Boss Yao's scrambled eggs was, you contributed..."

Lai Yin immediately reached out and patted Su Qihan's shoulder vigorously:

"Let me just say, to be honest, I, Lao Lai, are fairly well-known at Station F..."

He wanted to take a second shot, but Yao Shuyu ruthlessly opened it.

He took the time to say to Su Qihan who was stunned by the slap:

"Come on, Xiao Qihan, do me a favor, take out your phone, open your F station, and pay attention to this idiot."

"That's right! Pay attention! Don't get lost! Enjoy watching your boss Yao's ghosts!" Lai Yin's first reaction when he heard this was to ask for attention, but he didn't realize it until a second later, "No...you didn't even see my video after watching it. follow me?"

Su Qihan took a small step back, and glared at Yao Shuyu lightly.

Yao Shuyu raised her eyebrows, she was in a good mood.

A fat man ran quickly in front of the three of them, Ye Jun was relieved and said:

"Wait too long for the bus... Wow, I really can't run anymore, I'm getting old..."

Yao Shuyu looked at his increasingly plump body, and commented:

"It has nothing to do with age, it's mainly your weight that blocks your progress."

Without giving Ye Jun a chance to refute, he turned to look at Su Qihan directly:

"As you can see, this friend who has 'I am the God of Cookery' written all over his body, the wild brother, is exactly the same as the wild kitchen mushroom."

Su Qihan: "!"

Su Qihan's eyes widened a little: "Really, really!"

Feeling the differential treatment, Lai Yin said unhappily:

"Don't you know the stage name you agreed on? How did you know him..."

Su Qihan said happily: "Is it really a wild kitchen mushroom? Wild, wild brother! I, I just started using F station, and you are the first UP owner I follow! I really like watching your videos!"

As soon as these words came out, both Lai Yin and Ye Jun were stunned, and said in unison:

"Shouldn't Mr. Yao be the first to pay attention?"

"Isn't Mr. Yao the first one to pay attention?"

Su Qihan: "..."

Oops, spur of the moment.

Su Qihan carefully looked at Yao Shuyu, who had been childish because of this incident not long ago, and he saw a warm, spring, wind-like, warm, warm smile on his face:

Wild brother, wild fart brother, I haven't called me brother yet.

Su Qihan: "..."

Yao Shuyu gritted her molars and emphasized again: "Ye, brother."

Ye Jun didn't understand, so he said, "Huh?"

Su Qihan stammered: "Ye, Ye, Ye brother..."

Yao Shuyu snorted, cast a "wait for me" look at Ye Jun, and pulled Su Qihan into the shop first.

The waiter standing at the door to welcome guests breathed a sigh of relief.

These four door gods can be regarded as coming in.

This is a shop that eats goose palms. The decoration is exquisite and the dishes are also very gimmick.

Yao Shuyu snorted in her heart, mocking his wild brother:

I knew that it was better for Xiao Qihan to find some fancy online celebrity shops.

Although there is no private room here, there are booths separated by curtains. They chose a seat by the window and sat down.

The heavy responsibility of ordering food was handed over to Ye Jun as a matter of course.

While waiting for the food, the four chatted.

Yao Shuyu pulled two paper towels, folded them in half, and wiped the table in front of Su Qihan, after wiping them clean, folded them in half again, and then began to tidy up her own table.

Looking at this scene, Lai Yin was very jealous, and said bitterly:

"Mr. Yao, don't just take care of Xiao Shangjiu, why don't you just wipe us off?"

Yao Shuyu didn't even lift her eyelids: "Get out."

Lai Yin immediately hugged Ye Jun and began to wipe away tears:

"Mr. Yao, I have been with you through wind and rain for so many years. There is no credit but hard work. What about you! When you have a new love, you forget the old love, woo woo woo, you scumbag."

Ye Jun sighed, hugged Lai Yin back, with a sad tone:

"Hey, after all, she's also your filthy wife. How could you be so cruel, and just throw it away?"

"That's right," Lai Yin snotted and burst into tears, "I'm still your number one CP on the surface, so you can't be a little bit, just a little bit! Do you want to be nicer to others?"

Ye Jun sighed, stretched out his hand on Lai Yin's back to let his breath flow, he was afraid that this poor wife would get angry.

Yao Shuyu turned her head to Su Qihan in horror and said:

"I'm not, I'm not, don't listen to his nonsense."

Su Qihan opened his mouth and was about to speak, but Lai Yin was not happy, and asked first:

"Why not?"

Ye Jun fought against the injustice and argued hard:

"The building of the two of you '[Yao Lai] Ten years of hand in hand, we are in the same boat through thick and thin' has tens of thousands of floors. The evidence is conclusive. How dare you argue?"

Yao Shuyu propped his chin with one hand, turned slightly sideways to facilitate the waiter to serve, and said ruthlessly:

"Now there is a new building of '[Yao Jiu] Destined for a thousand miles and a thread', which is very lively. Young people, keep up with the pace of the times."

Ye Jun raised his orchid finger, pulled a tissue, and wiped away Lai Yin's tears:

"Brother Lai, don't cry, at least you once had it."

Su Qihan was quite nervous at first, but now that they made a fuss, he couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing:

"You two have such a good relationship..."

Then he turned his head to look at Yao Shuyu, and said a little embarrassedly:

"Really, is there really a CP building?"

Yao Shuyu raised her eyebrows: "What are you doing lying to you? Want to see it? Let me look for it for you?"

"No, no, no need!" Su Qihan waved his hands quickly, and then whispered, "Go, go and see."

Yao Shuyu hooked her lips: "Okay."

It seems that Xiao Qihan is not only not disgusted, but also quite interested.

Their skinny and broken-legged combination will never be cold when chatting, Lai Yin rolled up the tissues for wiping his nose and tears, and chatted with Su Qihan:

"Xiao Shangjiu, I heard that you are cooking on Bobo Live?"

Su Qihan looked directly at Lai Yin, nodded seriously, and hummed.

Lai Yin continued to gossip: "Have you signed a contract? I don't know much about food anchors. How is the popularity? Are the benefits good?"

Yao Shuyu gave Lai Yin a huge onion with his frightening smile that was as warm as the spring breeze:

"Can you keep your mouth open to eat, you brat?"

Su Qihan looked at the shallots in Lai Yin's bowl, then at the goose palm that Yao Shuyu had just picked up in his own bowl, and replied with a suppressed smile:

"Signed, very, very good."

Lai Yin threw the onion into the dregs tray indifferently:

"If you want me to say, you should hold on to Mr. Yao's thigh that is delivered to your door. Don't worry about him. Let's get popular first. It's too difficult for Xiaotransparent to get ahead, especially on a big platform like Bobo, and you It’s even more difficult if you’re not a game anchor!”

In the midst of busy eating goose palms, Ye Jun raised his head and murmured twice in agreement.

Lai Yin continued to babble:

"Although most people don't like to be teased, is Mr. Yao an ordinary person? Our Mr. Yao! He is a selfless devotion and caring for younger generations... No, a father-level Internet celebrity! Go to your live broadcast room, you have to seize the opportunity, little comrade!"

Ye Jun: "Yeah."

Su Qihan was convinced of this evaluation: "Did Mr. Yao often help the newcomers at station F like this before?"

"Yes!" Lai Yin gestured twice with chopsticks, his voice was full of emotion, "For example, the wild brother is a living example! In the past six or seven years, the wild brother has been diligent and diligent, and has received countless compliments from Mr. Yao. The cynicism and ruthless blows, and the use of personal experience to tell everyone how steel is tempered! It is Mr. Yao! Forged today's wild brother!"

Ye Jun's eyes were filled with tears: "Hmm!"

"Don't talk if you don't know how to speak, just hand over the microphone to my wild brother." Yao Shuyu threw another garlic clove into Lai Yin's bowl, then turned to Su Qihan and said, "Don't listen to what he has to say. Yes, don’t you like the wild brother’s video? Don’t say anything else, just eat this one, and you can still learn something from him.”

While they were talking, Ye Jun gnawed three goose paws in a row, and when he was called, he swallowed the meat whole, wiped his mouth and said:

"To be honest, I've been in station F for so many years, and it's the first time I feel overwhelmed by Mr. Yao. I'm a little excited."

Lai Yin wilted: "He doesn't even know me, woo woo woo."

"Why are you joining in the fun?" Yao Shuyu rolled his eyes and snorted, and said to Ye Jun, "It means that he just happens to be your professional counterpart, otherwise there would be no business for you."

Lai Yin complained in a low voice: "It's as if you are not from the ghost area..."

Yao Shuyu raised his eyebrows: "Although I'm a bit out of date, at least I'm also a multi-dwelling UP master. I have a wide range of interests, okay?"

Lai Yin waved his hand: "Come on, is there any Xiao Shangjiu interested in your wide range of coverage?"

Yao Shuyu gritted her back molars:

"I am multi-dwelling, but not omnipotent. If I have no shortcomings at all, wouldn't it be too far away for you? It's really appearance, shape, appearance, and embarrassment."

"I said you guys are free all day, so you can't..." Yao Shuyu wanted to laugh, but felt that Su Qihan's hand was under the table, poking his thigh lightly, so he forced the second half of the sentence "Give up chasing" The backs of the god-level UP masters you can't see in the dust" swallowed back in your stomach, and then changed your voice, "Can't you tell Xiao Qihan the inspirational story of our harmony and friendship?"

Lai Yin and Ye Jun looked at each other speechlessly, their expressions blank:

"Sorry, I searched the database in my brain, and it seems that there are no such files."

"I tried to recall it, but there is no relevant memory."

Before half of Yao Shuyu's eyebrows flew into the sky, Su Qihan hurriedly changed the topic:

"Brother Ye, Ye, were you also nervous when you first went to explore the store? I, I was very nervous, and I couldn't speak well."

Ye Jun said, "Huh? No way?"

Yao Shuyu said coolly on the side: "He has a thick skin, you can't learn it."

Su Qihan turned his face and gave him a small glare.

Yao Shuyu raised his hand to his mouth, made a gesture of zipping up the zipper, and concentrated on picking up vegetables for him.

Ye Jun said emotionally: "After so many years, finally someone can control Mr. Yao's terrible mouth."

Lai Yin nodded with deep understanding.

Su Qihan's ears were a little red.

Ye Jun was just joking, and patiently communicated with Su Qihan:

"If you really want me to live broadcast live when I visit the store, I may be really nervous. But my videos are all recorded by one person, and one person said, so the pressure is less, and passers-by will not look like you. A big fool."

Speaking of this, Ye Jun asked again:

"Why do you want to live broadcast instead of trying to record video? Let me tell you, little brother, you can save a lot of things in the later stage, good editing, special effects, BGM, can add a lot to your video Highlights. And you have to hang around with your mobile phone when cooking live, right? It’s not very convenient.”

Yao Shuyu gave Ye Jun an approving look.

It didn't take him to say much to understand that he wanted to lure Su Qihan to Station F. Ye Jun is indeed a good child care worker, he can learn by himself without a teacher.

Su Qihan said: "Yes, that's right. I first started live broadcasting, just to practice communicating with strangers."

Both Ye Jun and Lai Yin nodded, Yao Shuyu briefly mentioned Su Qihan's situation to them, and both of them patiently motioned him to continue.

Su Qihan patted his head in embarrassment:

"And I, I'm not very good at doing post-processing..."

Ye Jun patted Lai Yin on the shoulder: "It's easy, come on, million edits, I'll give you the microphone."

Lai Yin cupped his hands: "Don't dare to be, don't be, in front of Mr. Yao, the billionaire editor, you must never dare to fight against others."

Su Qihan blinked at Yao Shuyu curiously, with "? You know this" written on his face.

Yao Shuyu took a breath and sighed softly:

"You really haven't watched my video at all, Xiao Qihan..."

There were two puffs on the opposite side of the booth, and Lai Yin and Ye Jun laughed one after another, with "cool" gloating faces.

Yao Shuyu gave them a blank look, and said seriously:

"If you're really interested, I'll teach you slowly, and it won't conflict with your Bobo. I actually think video recording is better than live broadcasting. Let's see."

During the live broadcast just now, Yao Shuyu asked Su Qihan to come to station F to play with them, and Su Qihan was already tempted.

He hummed and said:

"I, I want to try!"

Yao Shuyu was very satisfied, raised his eyebrows, waved his hand again, and said like an old cadre:

"Come, come, private party, everyone is casual, don't talk about work, don't talk about work."

Successfully got two pairs of blank eyes, but I don't know who is the most energetic.

"By the way, Xiao Shangjiu," Lai Yin asked while eating, "The dormitory for the freshmen of University A is not open yet, are you temporarily staying at Mr. Yao's place?"

Su Qihan nodded.

Yao Shuyu spoke boldly and announced: "It's not a temporary residence, but I will live with me from now on."

Lai Yin said "Damn it": "What do you want to do to others, you old dog?"

Ye Jun also joined the sub-team to attack Mr. Yao: "He's still a child!"

Lai Yin: "Pervert."

Ye Jun: "Beast."

Lai Yin: "Don't be a good person."

Ye Jun: "I'm sorry for the party and sorry for the country."

Su Qihan: "..."

The two sang and joked together, he couldn't stand it, he turned his head to look at Yao Shuyu, with a calm look, as if he didn't take the words seriously at all, as if he was the only one who was caressing, so he was even more embarrassed and dry To change the subject:

"Yao, Mr. Yao, speaking of this, can, can you give me the specific address of your home? I, I want to buy a new board online."

Yao Shuyu was stunned: "Board?"

Su Qihan nodded: "Yes, hands, hand-painted board."

Lai Yin and Ye Jun exchanged glances and said in unison:

"Tsk tsk tsk, it's another field that Mr. Yao is not good at. The little UP that Mr. Yao can't handle has finally appeared."

Yao Shuyu: "..."

Su Qihan: "..."

Two pots of dried goose feet have already been dropped, and the other fried dishes ordered have also been served. Yao Shuyu took out his mobile phone:

"I promised my little fans to upload ugly photos of the two of you, so let's do it myself."

Ye Jun looked at the leftovers on the table and couldn't bear it: "Why do you take pictures after eating like this?"

Lai Yin straightened her hair: "Thank you for your beauty."

Su Qihan quickly took out the mask from his bag and put it on.

Yao Shuyu really didn't realize that Su Qihan had put the mask out, so he said regretfully:

"I really shouldn't cover it up and don't like to show my face, and I should cover it up with all my strength and shamelessness..."

After the filming, Yao Shuyu directly ignored Lai Yin and Ye Jun who kept yelling "Send me Kangkang again", and chose Su Qihan's best-looking one, even though each of Su Qihan's looked similar.

After all, there is only half a face.

He tweeted casually:

@姜常: Eat it. @三九@莱恩[email protected] wild kitchen mushroom

And shared the location "Eighteen Palms of Subduing the Dragon".

Lai Yin and Ye Jun's Weibo reminders sounded one after another.

Lai Yin: "I'm relying on you to see whether you have a beautiful face or not?"

Yao Shuyu was expressionless: "It's turned on, can't you see that there is a filter?"

Lai Yin cried: "A filter is a filter, and a beauty is a beauty, can't you have two flowers?!"

Ye Jun is already very Buddhist about his own image, and his focus is on other places. He said to Lai Yin earnestly:

"Look at the order of people in this circle, brother Lai, you are no longer Mr. Yao's heart."

Yao Shuyu turned sideways slightly, approached Su Qihan, and whispered:

"Don't listen to the wild brother, Lao Lai has never been my heart."

Lai·unofficial certification·flesh hearted and reposted Weibo, Ye Jun retweeted Lai Yin's post:

@野厨药: Loved it, don’t cry//@莱恩Lahne: Why do you spoil others in front of me//@少常不吃食吃

Su Qihan also clicked on Weibo, commented on Yao Shuyu's original blog with three grinning faces, and attached a high-definition photo of a dry-pot goose palm intact when forwarding it.

Then give him a thumbs up.

The four continued to sweep the battlefield, chatting while eating, Ye Jun suggested:

"There have been too many shop visits recently, and there is nothing new. I plan to record a few canteen evaluations."

When it came to the topics that Su Qihan was interested in, he was neither nervous nor stuttering, and his eyes lit up:

"School canteen?"

Yao Shuyu muttered unhappily: "You have more ideas."

Ye Jun nodded and said with great interest:

"Yeah, the university cafeteria, a famous school in city A in the first phase. How about it, not bad hahaha."

Su Qihan asked with some expectation:

"Then, will that come to our school?"

Ye Jun made a gun gesture with one hand, and slammed at Su Qihan artificially:

"Opening show, target A big."

Su Qihan then laughed.

Ye Jun turned his head and asked Yao Shuyu: "Mr. Yao, what's the matter, shall we release a joint issue?"

Yao Shuyu's indifferent face:

"Come on, I don't want to see such terrible words as 'wild kitchen mushroom × Mr. Yao'."

Ye Jun struggled for a moment, and reluctantly made a concession:

"Then...shall I let you go in front?"

Lai Yin rolled his eyes, and said slyly:

"Brother Ye, do you want to succeed in gaining the popularity and popularity of Mr. Yao?"

Ye Jun nodded immediately:

"It's a dream! The number of times Mr. Yao and I have linked up is one of the few, and each time it is played millions of times! Speaking of it, I can't figure it out... How can his bad mouth be so attractive... "

Lai Yin thought in her heart: You think too much, what makes him attractive is his face.

But he still tried to advise Jun Ye:

"Then Kiss suggests that you invite Xiao Shangjiu directly, and Mr. Yao will definitely show up then."

Ye Jun patted his thigh: "Wonderful! Wonderful! I am the military advisor of Ryan!"

Lai Yin waved his hand: "If you don't deserve it, you have to give Xiao Shangjiu some face."

Then the two of them ignored the blue veins on Yao Shuyu's forehead, and smiled at Su Qihan in unison.

Su Qihan shivered cleverly, and subconsciously leaned back in the chair:

"Yes, if there is something I can help with, I will definitely help."

At the same time, netizens on Weibo also commented enthusiastically:

【The gods are in the same frame】

[Qiaoqiu, go and see Ryan’s Weibo, I laughed my head off]

[Is Yao Lai girl graduating today? 】

[Look at the order of this @, do you understand it]

[I understand when I see this seating arrangement]

【Poor and good-looking Ryan was driven to the opposite side】

【Lian: The person sitting next to you should have been me! ! ! 】

[Cry for Ryan for a second]

【233 Is Xiao Shangjiu wearing a mask because he is afraid that everyone will see the joy on his face?】

[True smile like a concubine]

But amidst all the peace and joy, there are some people who want to find it unpleasant.

More than 20 minutes after Yao Shuyu posted his blog, Quanli reposted his Weibo:

@你大Q: The little anchor learned from Yao Zong’s outfit is very good, it’s worthy of being hand-in-hand□□, it’s a bit of a thing to wear a mask to eat on a hot day hahaha//@少少不吃食吃

After Lai Yin saw it, he habitually gave Yao Shuyu a big Q report:

"Damn it, Ah Q, the bastard, is talking again. At this point, isn't he live broadcasting?"

Ye Jun leaned over to look at Lai Yin's phone screen, and was also shocked:

"No, what kind of grudge does he have against you? Can he unilaterally find fault for so many years?"

Su Qihan was puzzled: "What's wrong?"

Yao Shuyu shrugged, apparently not paying much attention to it, but Lai Yin and Ye Jun thought it was nonsense, and immediately talked to Su Qihan about the love-hate entanglement between the two UP masters in the game area for many years.

He was corrected by Yao Shuyu in the middle: there is no love.

Lai Yin vainly tried to define this kind of behavior as loving and killing each other, but later he felt that it was inappropriate, so he changed his words:

"He loves you too much to get you, so he wants to kill you."

Ye Jun agreed: "Reliable, you two' [Yao Q] Swearing at each other is sugar" is also very lively."

Yao Shuyu showed a disgusted expression: "Is there anything wrong? I suggest you change your hair together."

After some narration, Su Qihan probably understood that due to some ulterior reasons, Big Q has been blatantly targeting Mr. Yao for many years. He himself explained that there was no other meaning for the UP masters to make fun of each other, but Anyone with long ears can hear the thorns in his words, and the jokes he made were once very uncomfortable.

But in fact, there is no such thing as "mutually", because Yao Shuyu never responds, is not a bird, and even parachutes the fan group to tell them not to be a bird, and has even been scolded and coaxed because of this.

But Yao Shuyu just doesn't care if he doesn't care.

After all, he really doesn't understand the brain circuit of the idiot.

Lai Yin tutted loudly: "Everyone loves our boss Yao when he makes a mockery, but when that great Ah Q makes a mockery, it's very low-level and foul-smelling."

Ye Jun nodded: "I have been satirized by him before, and I was held down by Mr. Yao so that I didn't tear him up."

In Su Qihan's mind, Yao Shuyu is a good old man. He asked puzzledly:

"Mr. Yao, do you have any problems with that big Q? Then, did you forget?"

Yao Shuyu drank water and shook his head: "No, my heart is not that big."

Lai Yin interjected: "Don't look at you, Mr. Yao, who got [-] million, but you are not a person who takes the initiative to seek trouble."

Su Qihan frowned, and said a little unhappy:

"Then why is he like this..."

Yao Shuyu charged up her fingers and flicked his brow lightly:

"There's nothing strange about this. Think about it, he thinks he's better at technology than me, and he knows how to behave better than me, but no matter what the list is, whether it's a live broadcast or a contribution, as long as I'm with him, he will always be at the bottom. It’s been a long time, and it’s easy to shut yourself up.”

He raised his eyebrows and smiled mockingly:

"We need a little more understanding and love for this kind of second child who has a distorted mentality."

Lai Yin rolled his eyes and showed Quan Li's Weibo referring to Su Qihan to Yao Shuyu.

Mr. Yao, who was still in love&peace one second, took out his mobile phone and clicked on Big Q's Weibo in the next second.

The latest one is to transfer my own.

He flipped forward and forwarded Quanli's previous post.

It was a microblog asking for leave, and it also took a selfie with a close-up of the face:

@你大Q: Damn, I have two big herpes on my mouth, it hurts too much to talk, you know what I mean, it will not be broadcast today. [picture]

Then, just when the whole world thought that Yao would continue to ignore the dog thieves barking and barking, everyone posted this post in amazement:

@少常不吃食吃：Ten people nine hemorrhoids, this is normal.There is no distinction between high and low diseases, don’t shy away from medical treatment, hope for a speedy recovery [candle]//@你大Q