This UP can't move

ten o'clock.

Yao Shuyu stretched her waist, and amidst the wailing and howling of "Mr. Yao, you are not allowed to leave", she dropped the wheat on time and "washed the dishes".

Su Qihan took off the earphones, and said to Yao Shuyu who was about to turn off the computer:

"Really, really slipped away? It's still playing..."

Yao Shuyu said half-truly helplessly and half-feignedly aggrieved:

"But I was arrested temporarily, and I didn't prepare at all. After sitting here and chatting with him for so long, my shoulders and neck hurt like hell—Xiao Qihan, can you understand that the elderly want to wash dishes and exercise their muscles and bones?" in your mood?"

Su Qihan immediately put the laptop from his crossed legs to the coffee table, stood up with a bang, still holding the doll that he couldn't put down in his hand, and said:

"I, shall I give you a pinch?"

Yao Shuyu was taken aback, then smiled: "So good?"

Su Qihan rubbed his nose, and hummed a little embarrassedly, but Yao Shuyu was not willing to let him go to this effort:

"No need, just go to bed early today."

After finishing speaking, don't forget to remind:

"You go to bed early, too, and I'll take you out to play tomorrow."

Su Qihan immediately became happy when he heard this - if Yao Shuyu became a mentor, he would have to work continuously for a month and a half from this week, and then... would not have time to accompany him.

The current arrangement is instead...to the satisfaction of all.

He obediently agreed, and then asked with bright eyes:

"Just, just now, Kim said...the champion of the first season can have a joint video with you, is, is it true?"

Yao Shuyu said ah: "It should be true."

Su Qihan tilted his head slightly, puzzled: "Should?"

Yao Shuyu is not ashamed but proud:

"Aren't I a young ace pigeon? How can you tell what will happen two months later."

Su Qihan smiled, but he knew in his heart that as long as it was something Yao Shuyu promised, he would definitely do it.

He couldn't help muttering in a low voice:

"That's great... If only I could make a good-looking video, then, I can participate in this event..."

Yao Shuyu heard the words and joked: "Want to participate? Submit to my wild brother?"

Su Qihan was a little embarrassed: "Yes, it's because I can only submit articles to Brother Wild... Wild Kitchen Fungus..."

Yao Shuyu made a jealous look: "Really? It means that you still want to make a video with me?"

"Yeah." Su Qihan nodded, and then the light in his eyes dimmed, and he said regretfully, "But, but it's too late for me to prepare the video now, and, besides, I can't do it well..."

Yao Shuyu was stunned for a moment before he understood the meaning of his words:

"You want to participate in the competition, and then try to cooperate with me?"

He smiled, and said with a little surprise: "Why is our little Qi Han so ambitious?"

Su Qihan's face turned red little by little: "No, it's not realistic, is it?"

"How come, didn't I say it? Only the UP master with the idea of ​​'I can make the treasure of the station' can continue to make good videos." Nodding in the head, "Start if you like it, learn it if you don't know it, and strive for the next time if it's too late this time—I'm also an old Internet celebrity anyway, so maybe I can't keep you going?"

Su Qihan's fighting spirit was ignited by a few words, and he was a little excited:

"Mr. Yao, teach me, can, can you?"

Yao Shuyu pursed his lips and said teasingly, "Huh? Are you not looking for a wild brother?"

Su Qihan had a red face, and was caught and teased one after another, and he waved his hands awkwardly, expressing his feelings:

"I just want, want to find you."

The old dog is finally satisfied.

"Okay." The satisfied old dog began to take the bait step by step, "There is just one more thing to talk about."

Su Qihan asked, "What?"

Yao Shuyu raised his hand and rewarded Su Qihan with a dizzy blow:

"If you want to post a video with me, when can't you do it? Do you have to know when you are close to the water? Do you still need to be so strenuous to participate in the competition?"

Su Qihan opened his mouth, and said to the big moon next to him in a daze:

"Yes, is it possible!"

Yao Shuyu sighed in distress:

"Fortunately, I didn't pretend to be reserved and waited for you to invite me, otherwise I might not be able to wait in this life."

Su Qihan was a little confused: "But, but..."

Seeing that he hesitated to speak, Yao Shuyu understood a little bit, and asked after deliberation:

"Are you afraid that people will say that you are rubbing against me?"

He drew up "one hundred benefits of hugging thighs" in his heart, and before he could say it, Su Qihan quickly denied:

"No, it's not that I'm afraid they will say about me."

Yao Shuyu was taken aback for a moment, and then smiled: "Is that because I'm afraid they will say me?"

Su Qihan lowered his head slightly, a little embarrassed.

Yao Shuyu was very upset in her heart, and after thinking about it, she felt a little regretful.

It would be great if he could bring such a caring little anchor home.

He reassured him:

"Don't be afraid of what they say, don't think about what you have. I'm not a celebrity, and I'm an Internet celebrity with a swollen face. I have a good relationship. I can take you to play. Who can say no?"

Afraid that Su Qihan would hesitate, he said again:

"Didn't I take you on a trip these days, I'll take a few vlogs by the way, to deal with my little fans who are eager to update. In order not to make me look like a big fool, you help me take pictures? You don't need to appear on camera, just make a sound .You haven’t broadcast Tandian for a long time. If you have a chance, you can broadcast one. Is this level acceptable?”

Yao Shuyu was going to let Su Qihan try to participate, and it wouldn't affect his own live broadcast, but he didn't expect Su Qihan to show such a strong interest:

"Okay! I, I'll take pictures for you! But, but I haven't tried it before, I will take more, more pictures and choose the best one, okay?"

Although I haven't done it before, I didn't refuse on the ground of "I can't do it", but chose to "take a few more pictures" to test myself.

This is Su Qihan.

Yao Shuyu was very pleased:

"You can shoot as you like, even if you are not sure about other things, you should have a little confidence in your face, Mr. Yao, right?"

Su Qihan stared at Yao Shuyu's face for a few seconds, and then he gave a big smile.

"When Mr. Yao is completely settled in the living area, there will be nothing wrong with you." Yao Duoxi UP master Shu Yu reached out to help him get the computer, "Okay, I said go to bed early, and we talked for so long."

Su Qihan nodded with a smile, and before going back to the room, his footsteps suddenly paused.

He looked at the doll he was holding in his hand, then at another pile of dolls beside the sofa, and finally blinked at Yao Shuyu, and said embarrassingly:

"Mr. Yao, I, I want to choose one to carry to my room, can I?"

Yao Shuyu folded her arms, raised her eyebrows and said, "Why, do you like hugging things when you sleep?"

Su Qihan hummed like a kitten, his ears blushing.

"Okay." Yao Shuyu nodded generously, approached Su Qihan head-on, lowered his head and chuckled, and said in a low voice, "Choose me, Xiao Qihan, can you give me a try?"

Su Qihan groaned, from ears to neck, all red: "I can't hold, I can't hold..."

This time, Yao Shuyu was not as kind as he was in the kitchen just now, but he made an inch of it:

"It's okay, I'll go by myself? When I was at your house, didn't I say that I wouldn't mind sharing a room with me?"

Su Qihan was almost familiar with him, and he didn't know what he was talking about, so he mumbled:

"But, but I sleep very, very dishonestly..."

"Huh?" Yao Shuyu narrowed his eyes, "How dishonest?"

Su Qihan could hardly hear his own voice:

"Kick, kick the quilt, hold things in your hands... and also like to roll around..."

Yao Shuyu automatically made up the image of Su Qihan rolling around while hugging her, her throat was a little tight, she coughed uncomfortably, and stepped back without a trace:

"Then... don't turn on the air conditioner too low, and be careful not to catch a cold."

Su Qihan was still stunned: "No, aren't you going?"

Accidentally playing with herself, Yao Shuyu secretly screamed in her heart that something was wrong, but her body reacted faster than her brain, and the words had already come out of her mouth:

"Does this mean you want to sleep with me?"

"..."

Twenty minutes later, Yao Shuyu took a shower, lay flat on the bed, stared straight at the ceiling, and sighed No.10.

As soon as he thought of Su Qihan's appearance of running away from the door because he couldn't bear to be teased, he felt a little regretful.

At the same time, there was a bit of perverted expectation in my heart.

What would Xiao Qihan think?

Or is it simply... Is he joking?

And in the next room, Su Qihan really did what he said, rolling on the comfortable big bed with the limited edition commemorative doll of Station F in his arms.

He was still holding the flame on the other's head in his hand, and he didn't let go for a moment.

He was so excited when he was running, he forgot to put down the doll, and took them back to the room together.

There was cool air blowing in the room, Su Qihan obediently turned up the air conditioner by two degrees.

He put the doll in a position of sitting on the head of the bed, wrapped himself in a soft air-conditioned quilt, sat cross-legged opposite it, and began to "talk" to it:

"Ah Huo, tell me...I ran away like that just now, will President Yao be angry?"

"Is he joking? Said he was going to sleep with me or something..."

"Actually! It's not that we can't sleep together. Of course good friends can share a bed, even boys... Besides, we can talk about tomorrow's arrangements. Am I overreacting?"

"Ah—what should I do, what am I awkward about..."

"Is Mr. Yao asleep..."

Once Su Qihan fell into the mode of talking to himself, he wouldn't stutter at all.

He snored frantically and messed up his hair, grabbed the mobile phone that was charging on the bedside table, and clicked on WeChat.

Then he stared at his top chat for a full 2 ​​minutes.

Just when he made up his mind to click on the chat interface, the phone vibrated suddenly, and he was so scared that he almost threw the phone away.

There is a red number "1" in the upper right corner of "Mr. Yao"'s profile picture.

Su Qihan's heart was pounding, and he went in without hesitation for a second:

-Xiao Qihan, don't be angry, I just joked too much

Seeing the word "joke", for some reason, he felt a little inexplicably lost.

He bit his lower lip, and typed a few words as if making up his mind.

Yao Shuyu's cell phone beside the pillow turned on and vibrated twice at the same time.

He quickly reached out and took it over, and saw Su Qihan's reply to him:

-Not angry

- how about next time

With a slap, Yao Shuyu's 360-degree handsome face with no dead ends was smashed by the phone that suddenly fell.

He rubbed his face while gasping for air, gritted his teeth and cursed, and after he finished cursing, he felt that the word "fuck" was really not enough to describe his feelings at the moment.

He tossed and turned on the bed, unable to figure out how to answer these words.

Seeing that he didn't reply, Su Qihan sent another message:

-……What's wrong?

Yao Shuyu was about to type the words "nothing" when suddenly the interface flashed again:

- How about... you come here now?

- or should I go?

Snapped.

Yao Shuyu's face was beaten again.

Speechless to ask the sky.

Do not live by sin.

Tell you to tease others.

Tell you not to be a good person.

Deserve it.

Of course Yao Shuyu couldn't run to the next door now, otherwise he wouldn't be able to sleep at night.

He reluctantly replied:

- next time, today you have to go to bed early

After a few seconds, he looked at Su Qihan's "Okay, good night" when he came back, and was speechless again.

Yao Shuyu, who had a relatively light sleep, suffered from insomnia even more vigorously tonight.

28 number.

Yao Shuyu's video titled "[Playing] Ordinary Locals Playing Ordinary Local Games" made it to the rankings.

And it is also the ranking of the living area.

At the beginning of the video, Mr. Yao gave an entertaining self-confession.

"Recording started?"

Like a nod, the camera shakes up and down.

"Okay. Let me say hello first, I'm Mr. Yao." Yao Shuyu, who was walking behind him, looked down slightly, curling his lips and raising his eyebrows in one go, "Well, I haven't voted in the living area for a long, long time. Don’t mention you guys, I didn’t even think of it myself.”

In the early years, when Yao Shuyu was still relatively free, he would still post some videos on his "Mr. Yao's eating, drinking and having fun" channel. Most of them were in the form of vlog life records. The video about drinking is called "drinking", and the video about playing is called "playing".

Probably meant to have fun.

Later, I focused on "Mr. Yao's Chicken Monster", "Mr. Yao's Occasionally Fucking" and "Mr. Yao's Hearthstone is so fun", and this channel for eating, drinking and having fun was temporarily put on hold.

After all, Internet addicted teenagers don't have much outdoor activities.

In the past two years, because of academic problems, all channels have not been productive.

"Taking advantage of the few days before little Ajiu starts school, I'll take him to visit City A and take a few vlogs for you guys. There will probably be contributions in the past few days—tsk, my "eating, drinking, and having fun" may be revived .”

[Grandpa, the UP master you follow has been updated]

【Ah ah ah ah ah I'm fine】

【Mr. Yao is laughing ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

【This harmonious height difference】

【Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh What kind of miraculous girlfriend perspective]]

【Mr. Yao's girlfriend fans are revived in place】

[Warning warning Mr. Yao is attacking the living area again]

【@野厨药不好，someone is robbing you of business】

【It's him!That tens of billions of men!He is back! 】

[233 game channel is all dead]

[By the way, take pictures for us, but I still touched you]

[Thanks to the little angel of Shangjiu for bringing back the prolific Mr. Yao to us]

"I'm really... the kind of damned local who asks 'what's fun in city A' and answers 'mobile phones are the most fun', so today's itinerary was all arranged by Xiao Ah Jiu, I just acted a bit The role of a guardian is to rein in the horse before he buys high-priced special products."

Another clear voice sounded somewhat awkwardly: "I, I won't buy it."

【Guardian hahahahaha】

[Sell special products!Three yuan a piece!Ten three! 】

【The kind of high-priced special product that deceives foreign consumers 233】

【Is Xiao Shangjiu buying specialty products so cute】

[A blood book begging Xiao Shangjiu to appear on the screen ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[We saw it last time!Stop hiding! 】

[Xiao Shangjiu, you can't hide! 】

Yao Shuyu chuckled twice and glanced at the camera:

"Don't buy this, I'll take you to buy something else."

[Kang busy Kang busy Kang busy! 】

【Boss Yao is looking at me! 】

【Hi! 】

【ah!This voice!ah!This face value! 】

【Why am I crying】

【I made you sour】

[Real name envy Xiao Shangjiu can go shopping and eating with Mr. Yao]

The video paused here, and Su Qihan nestled comfortably under the quilt, watching the gaudy barrage, his face felt a little hot unconsciously.

That day, Yao Shuyu took him out to shoot a vlog for the first time, and said, "Take him to buy something else", and he really bought a lot of things.

Most of them are daily necessities, things needed for the start of school.

Then...Yao Shuyu gave him a Zwilling knife set, saying it was a gift for entering school.

Afraid that he would not want it, he also said:

"Okay, anyway, I bought it and put it in my house. Are you going to use my fruit knife to cut meat in the future?"

Sure enough, he succeeded in choking him.

Although he has watched this video over and over again, every time he watched it, he still didn't dare to look carefully at the content of the barrage.

"This set of knives is enough for my living expenses for half a year", "True, candy on the edge of the knife" and so on.

A good travel video has been turned into a video of shopping in a supermarket. After making complaints about sand sculpture netizens, they all said that this is indeed the correct way to play, and they are very envious.

But in the next few days, Yao Shuyu finally took him to visit several popular attractions seriously and responsibly, and updated the video honestly, and the content was more worthy of the title of the video.

Su Qihan flopped on the bed for a while, picked up the phone again, and skipped to the next video.

Then look.

There are three bombs in the "A City Tour" contributed by Yao Shuyu.

The video that was paused after watching half of it just now was submitted on the 28th, that is, it was submitted two days ago, and it recorded the two days of the 26th and 27th.

Those who voted on the evening of the 29th were on the 28th and 29th.

The last bomb was uploaded not long ago today, and it is the itinerary of today and yesterday.

Su Qihan finished watching all three videos, invested another coin, and then skillfully entered Yao Shuyu's game video, and then happily entered Dreamland wearing headphones.

The next day, September [-]st.

At eleven o'clock in the morning, Su Qiming's plane landed at City A International Airport. Yao Shuyu drove his Continental GT, carrying Su Qihan, and waited early at the pick-up gate.

The first three days of September are the days when freshmen of University A register for registration.

Yao Shuyu procrastinated to the point where she couldn't procrastinate any longer, so she had to tidy up and join the research group.

Master and Ph.D. students do not have winter and summer vacations, that is, the year he graduated with a master's degree, he can get a not-so-short vacation.

According to Yao Shuyu's intention, they don't have to go to school on the first day, they can let Su Qiming have a rest first, and there is no time to go with Su Qihan together on the second day.

After Su Qiming got off the plane, they were picked up by them, and he was surprised for a moment when he saw Yao Shuyu's car.

When he returned to Yao Shuyu's house, Su Qiming was surprised again.

It is not easy to buy a three bedroom and one living room of this size in City A.

Especially when Su Qihan explained to him like offering treasures that Yao Shuyu earned it by his own labor and not some rich second generation who sold off his ancestral property, he was already impressed by Yao Shuyu, a 25-year-old young man. .

And this guy is also academically successful.

Su Qiming felt in his heart that he owed Su Qihan a lot. Although he had been learning the method of letting go of love in recent years and tried his best to make up for it, he also knew that he had brought a lot of bad influence on Su Qihan, especially in terms of personality.

And sometimes, he is still very worried.

Su Qihan can be so kind and positive, it is really his mother's blessing in heaven.

Su Qiming felt terrified after knowing it. Seeing that he can make such an excellent friend now, and that they can have a care for each other in City A, he is really relieved from the bottom of his heart.

When Su Qihan returned home, he went to work in the kitchen, and the two "dads" were left chatting on the sofa in the living room.

"Xiao Yao, please take care of Xiao Han these few days."

Yao Shuyu reached out to add a cup of tea to Su Qiming, and smiled appropriately:

"No trouble, these few days are the best days I've eaten in recent years."

Su Qiming smiled and shook his head: "You are really..."

Yao Shuyu raised his eyebrows, but said nothing.

Su Qiming took a sip of tea and asked:

"Your parents are very busy, don't you come back often?"

Yao Shuyu hummed: "Very busy, but they have their own house and don't live with me."

"Oh...that's it." Su Qiming gently put down his teacup, and said with some embarrassment, "I think you know something about Xiaohan's child, alas, it's all my fault. It's just... that child may not be quite right now. Being able to adapt to the collective life in the dormitory, after all... well, after all, the first year of high school..."

Yao Shuyu saw that he was hesitant to speak, so she couldn't help but sat upright, frowned slightly, and asked:

"Qi Han... did something happen in the year when he was suspended from high school?"

Su Qiming pinched the bridge of his nose, sighed a little tiredly, and said:

"Although Xiaohan didn't go to school very much, he still had playmates when he was a child. Apart from being very shy, it's not that he can't communicate with others at all. It's just that sometimes it takes more effort to express it. After I realized the problem, I still relied on some connections and sent him to high school, of course, he worked hard and passed the entrance examination."

Yao Shuyu nodded, indicating that he was listening, and Su Qiming continued:

"It's just that I didn't quite agree with the high school's request to live on campus, but he insisted that he was fine and yearned for group life, so I let him go. I didn't expect...he would be isolated and bullied by his roommates."

Yao Shuyu's hand was clenched suddenly, and he lowered his voice:

"Campus bullying?"

Su Qiming waved his hand: "It's not about beating him, it's about... teasing and teasing him for a long time, saying that he is a dumb relationship guy, who often pretends to ask him out to play, and deliberately changes places or simply doesn't go... Things like this often happen. Later, his roommates began to intensify their verbal attacks on him and incited other students in the class to isolate him together."

Yao Shuyu was startled, no wonder Su Qihan had such a reaction the day he first came to City A when he knew he had been cheated.

He clenched his back molars and cursed himself, what did he do.

Su Qiming didn't know about this, so he just continued:

"Since then, Xiaohan has become more and more taciturn, and even a little socially phobic. After I found out that something was wrong with him, he said he could persevere. Not long after, I don't know why... He took the initiative to suspend school. The school understood his situation and gave him He kept his student status. After a period of recuperation, he chose to take the path of fine arts, whether he participated in training classes, intensive training, or even a part-time job in his spare time. I slowly let him go—that’s how it was little by little. , I was able to communicate with people smoothly, including the live broadcast he made... Alas, it is really not easy to return to the current situation, this kid... He has never given up on communicating with people. "

Never give up on connecting with people.

I never thought of locking myself up completely and cutting off the connection with the world.

Never let yourself fall into the abyss of negativity and self-abandonment.

He was like a seed that had been buried too deep. The boulder pressed the soil on his head, but he was extremely tenacious towards the sun and broke through the soil.

Yao Shuyu had mixed feelings in her heart, distressed, and angry for no reason.

How could anyone be willing to bully him.

Such a good little Qi Han.

Su Qiming thought about it and said, "Xiao Yao, Uncle has a merciless request. If Xiaohan can't adapt to dormitory life, I wonder if I can..."

Yao Shuyu took a deep breath, managed to maintain a proper smile, interrupted Su Qiming, and said:

"Let Qi Han stay here with me. It would be best if he can get along well with his roommate, but at night...you should come over to my place. Anyway, it takes only 10 minutes to walk to Dongdaemun. Sooner or later, I will accompany him. "

Su Qiming didn't expect him to be so straightforward, so he was stunned:

"Will it bother you?"

Yao Shuyu shook his head: "No, I'm bored living alone."

Su Qiming's heart fell to the ground, and he couldn't hide his gratitude and said:

"Xiao Yao, you are so kind, thank you so much, alas, I don't know how to say it, please leave me an account number, I will call you the rent first."

Yao Shuyu felt the familiar way of issuing a good friend card, waved his hand a little funny in his heart and said:

"That's not necessary. I don't rely on this to make money. As long as you don't mind that I keep asking him to cook for me, I will keep the rent and give him more living expenses every month."

In the afternoon of that day, Yao Shuyu took Su Qihan and Su Qiming around city A, and came back after having dinner outside.

Su Qiming insisted on paying the bill, and Yao Shuyu didn't force him even if he didn't want Yao Shuyu to show his kindness as a landlord.

After returning to his house, Su Qiming took his bag and said:

"Then I'll go first and come back tomorrow morning."

Su Qihan was stunned: "Where are you going?"

Yao Shuyu quickly stopped him: "Uncle, you can rest here tonight."

Su Qiming quickly declined: "It's too much trouble for you, Xiaohan is here, I'll just go to the hotel."

"You are welcome, there is no place for you to stay in a hotel." Yao Shuyu reached out and took Su Qiming's bag, put it back on the sofa, then raised his finger to the back room, and said, "You can sleep in the guest room for the next two days , Just use the bathroom outside, I use the one inside the house.”

Then he turned his head, looked at the stunned Su Qihan with a half smile but not a smile, and said:

"Qi Han...just squeeze me."