This UP can't move

The sixth floor of the Experimental Teaching Building of the School of Science.

Through the transparent glass window of the laboratory, Su Qihan saw Yao Shuyu in a white coat, taking off the disposable PVC gloves from his hands, putting them together and throwing them into the trash bin at the door.

He came out and smiled apologetically at Su Qihan who was waiting at the door:

"Have you been waiting for a long time? It will be ready soon. I'll go to the next door to hang up the lab coat."

"Oh, by the way." He put the white coat he had taken off flat on his arms, then took out the phone from his pocket and handed it to Su Qihan, "Look at what Yedi said first."

Su Qihan nodded obediently, took Yao Shuyu's vibrating phone, paused with his thumb, and then slowly placed it on the Home button.

The phone unlocked quickly after recognizing the fingerprint.

Su Qihan quietly raised his eyes, just in time to see Yao Shuyu's back before entering the next door.

Unable to stop, a secret sweetness surged up in my heart.

Wechat messages from "Wild Brother" kept coming, Su Qihan came back to his senses, and hurriedly clicked into the chat interface.

- Mr. Yao, I fell again

- No matter how many times I come to University A, I will never find it

- maybe... can you tell me...

- after Einstein and Beethoven

- Should we go towards Newton?

- Or go to Van Gogh?

- i wanted to complain a long time ago

- there are so many sculptures in your school

-Aren't you afraid to scare the couple who are dating the grove at night?

- Mr. Yao?

- my heart is waiting, always waiting

Su Qihan was dazzled by this long list of messages, and was a little dazed for a while. He couldn't remember exactly where these great men were placed, but he replied immediately:

-Brother Ye, I'm Su Qihan

- Mr. Yao finished the experiment

- which grove are you in

"Wild brother" paused for two seconds, and the news came:

- There is no forest, so don't tell Mr. Yao about the forest

- he will force me to spoil the children

- what, i'm here with grandpa mao now

A series of question marks floated through Su Qihan's mind, but he still replied "OK".

Yao Shuyu hung the lab coat in the utility room next door, then quickly walked back to Su Qihan and said:

"What time is it? Let's go, talk while walking."

Su Qihan followed him, walked towards the elevator, returned the phone to him, and said anxiously:

"A quarter past twelve. Brother Ye... Ye Chujun seems to have lost his way. Shall we go pick him up?"

"Tsk, this useless thing..." Yao Shuyu rolled his eyes, took the phone and glanced at the news, saw the relevant content of Xiaoshulin, raised his eyebrows as expected, and said displeasedly, "Just say something It's useless, don't follow him and learn from him."

Su Qihan was stunned for a moment, although he didn't know what the content of "can't learn" was, but he still responded seriously.

in the elevator.

Yao Shuyu looked at the time again, feeling a little irritated:

"This point...Although it is staggered to the peak of grabbing food after class, I don't know what food is left in the cafeteria."

Su Qihan thought he was worried that he would encounter trouble in video recording, so he said in relief:

"Anyway, there are too many people, it's not easy to shoot, if the material is not enough, I, I can make it up."

But Yao Shuyu raised his eyebrows:

"Who cares how he shoots, I just care whether you can get fresh and hot meals."

Su Qihan didn't expect him to be worried about this, he opened his mouth, and could only utter the words "It's okay to stutter" with reddened ears.

The elevator door opened at the right time, and the air circulated, Su Qihan secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Being alone in a small space with Mr. Yao...it's really stressful.

Walking out of the gate of the laboratory building, Yao Shuyu's phone call to Ye Jun has been connected:

"Brother Wild, follow the direction that Grandpa Mao gave you, turn right at the first opening, and you will pass the third teaching building. Please take the firm step of socialist modernization and come here quickly. By the way By the way, if Xiao Qihan doesn't have lunch before 12:30, then you will never be able to live in a well-off life."

Ye Jun was crying and howling on the other end of the phone:

"It's obvious that you have been experimenting for too long, so let's have a [-]-[-] split for this pot!"

Yao Shuyu mercilessly hung up the phone.

Su Qihan said in a low voice with mixed feelings of happiness and sympathy:

"I, I'm not hungry yet."

Yao Shuyu led him to stand still in the shade:

"I still have a long body, can I not be hungry? No matter what I suffer, I can't suffer the child. Didn't I just say a few words to him..."

Five minutes later, a fat man with "I am God of Cookery" written all over his body was panting heavily with his hands on his knees.

Su Qihan hurriedly patted Ye Jun on the back, while Yao Shuyu watched coldly with folded arms:

"Wild brother, you can't do this, are you so imaginary?"

Ye Jun gave him a sad look:

"It's...it's a hot day, you...you come and try running a [-]-meter sprint?"

Yao Shuyu said contemptuously:

"It took 5 minutes to sprint for a kilometer? You didn't pass the body side when you were studying, right?"

Before Ye Jun could cry, Su Qihan reached out and tugged at the cuff of Yao Shuyu's short sleeve.

A pair of clear and beautiful big eyes are filled with...

Ballballu stop talking.

A large canteen is famous for its "delicious and cheap", and because the campus is very large, there are three canteens in total, which is convenient for students who attend classes in different teaching buildings to grab meals smoothly.

Yao Shuyu led the two of them to the nearest canteen in the second district.

The canteen has two floors, the place is spacious and very clean, the tables and chairs are also neat, and there are cleaning staff to clean the tabletops at any time.

There are windows selling noodles, Chaoshou, dumplings and set meals on the upper and lower floors, and there are a variety of fresh dishes, such as dry pot soup pot stone pot, spicy stewed skewers and stewed vegetables, almost everything in the restaurant is here. , and clean, the price is right.

It was already 12:30, and there were no more students grabbing food in the cafeteria, but it was not deserted, all the windows were still open, and the uncles and aunts who were in charge of cooking still yelled a few words from time to time.

Ye Jun regained his strength at this moment, took out his camera from his bag, and solemnly handed it to Su Qihan:

"Qi Han, I will leave my baby to you."

Su Qihan was stunned: "...Huh?"

Fearing that he would not answer, Ye Jun shoved his baby into Su Qihan's arms.

...It doesn't seem to be very precious.

He explained:

"I have to be on camera, Mr. Yao, just pointing at him, so he also has to be on camera - I have to ask you to take a picture for us!"

Su Qihan was a little flustered:

"But, but I can't shoot well, what should I do?"

Ye Jun waved his hand generously:

"I watched Mr. Yao's tour of City A. Did you take the picture? It's pretty good, no problem. It's totally a few K's."

Yao Shuyu twitched her eyebrows and said displeasedly:

"Say more or less."

Ye Jun quickly changed his words: "Civilized you and me."

Yao Shuyu turned to Su Qihan and asked:

"What do you want to eat? Some dishes have to be equal, so I'll order them for you first."

Su Qihan was indeed a little hungry, so the three of them discussed while walking towards the window:

"Brother Ye, what do you want to eat?"

Ye Jun smiled mischievously: "I knew I ate late today, so I wisely bought two pieces of bread on the road, and I'll eat it later when it's time to shoot. You can choose yours first."

Su Qihan nodded, and stopped in front of the window of braised chicken and rice:

"Is this okay?"

Yao Shuyu nodded halfway, and the aunt in the window started to shout:

"Hey classmate, why did you come to eat so late? There are no chickens left!!"

Ye Jun's soul of complaints went online: "You can't eat chicken with Mr. Yao."

Su Qihan smiled, thanked his aunt, and continued to walk to the front window.

beef stew.

"The beef is sold out. Let's try vegetarian radish?"

Stone pot rice.

"There are only old tofu in stone pot and Chiba tofu in stone pot. Come here early tomorrow!"

griddle.

The window has even been closed.

Yao Shuyu glared at Ye Jun:

"I asked you to come so late."

Ye Jun said quietly: "Just say what?"

Yao Shuyu calmly said, "Go to hell with civilization."

Su Qihan suppressed a smile:

"Let's go to the second floor and have a look. If it doesn't work, there are also pasta and set meals."

Going up to the second floor, Ye Jun suggested:

"Let's start shooting from now on, and record the process of foraging. Foraging in a cafeteria where there is no food is quite interesting. The aunt in the cafeteria won't beat people... I can record another one after the three of us have eaten. , if you can eat it smoothly."

Su Qihan said twice in a daze:

"Then, then I'll start shooting."

Yao Shuyu and Ye Jun walked side by side, Su Qihan adjusted the camera, walked backwards to the front of the two, and raised the camera.

Yao Shuyu frowned lightly and reminded:

"Slow down and watch the road."

Su Qihan smiled, nodded, and raised his free left hand to the camera.

Hand gestures three, two, one.

Ye Jun entered the state in a second:

"Hey friends, I'm your wild kitchen mushroom! I don't need to introduce you to the one next to me, right?"

Yao Shuyu smiled and raised her eyebrows, looking at the camera:

"Come on as a friendly guest, don't keep filming me."

Ye Jun nodded in agreement:

"Yes, take more pictures of me, take more pictures of me... Hey! Xiao Shangjiu, don't stand so far away."

Su Qihan answered honestly:

"If you stand too close, Mr. Yao won't come in..."

Yao Shuyu smiled even more, Ye Jun sadly skipped over this topic:

"Hey, the one who helped me with the video today is Xiao Shangjiu who wears the same pair of pants as Mr. Yao. I'm also looking for abuse."

Su Qihan stretched out a white and tender paw, separated his slender fingers, and shook it in front of the camera:

"Hello everyone."

The camera refocused on Ye Jun:

"Xiao Shangjiu came here after the class meeting today, but because Mr. Yao's experiment was stinky and long, there was no food on the first floor of the cafeteria—that's right, in today's video we will take you to explore the legendary A Great Immortal Cafeteria! Let’s take a look around this floor first to see what’s there.”

Yao Shuyu said sarcastic words: "Look at what is left."

The three of them walked slowly in front of the cafeteria window, introducing one, and Su Qihan would move the camera to get a close-up, and occasionally chat with the enthusiastic Dafan aunt.

If you look good, you don't have to worry about being beaten at all.

When he was about to reach the end, Yao Shuyu suddenly asked:

"Little Ajiu, do you want Malatang? I think it's still on sale."

Ye Jun quietly stood aside: "Boss Yao, although I'm not hungry with my iron stomach, I suggest you still care about me."

Yao Shuyu asked puzzledly:

"Listen, are you speaking human words? How big are you, and how big is Xiao Jiu? You eat two meals less and save money and lose weight. What a beautiful thing, even if Xiao Jiu eats half a mouthful, I will You have to suspect that he is ill."

Ye Jun covered his heart and cried and sang:

"Am I your favorite cub...why don't you speak..."

"No." Yao Shuyu paused, looked at the camera and added, "Neither is Lao Lai, don't use the barrage."

Ye Jun sighed deeply for Lai·Forever Abandoned·Zao chaan Yin, who was not there, walked to the window of Malatang for self-service vegetable selection, silently picked up a basin, picked up a clip, and was about to pick up vegetables, then turned to Su Qihan and said :

"Boss Yao's favorite cub, tell me, what do you want to eat, I'll pick it up for you."

Yao Shuyu also walked over to take the small vegetable bowl and tongs, and said contemptuously:

"Please move your place so that Mr. Yao can't pick up food for his beloved cub. What would little Ajiu want to eat?"

Ye Jun: "I'm also looking for abuse."

Su Qihan's little face hiding behind the camera was a little red, and his earlobes were also tinged with a lovely pink color. He could already predict what the barrage would say later.

"All, all good, I'm not picky about my food." He replied a little embarrassedly, and after thinking about it, he added, "Meat, more meat, okay?"

Yao Shuyu glanced back lightly, and was recorded by the camera, he said:

"Okay, let's go with Mr. Yao, and you can eat meat after a while."

Su Qihan was a little shy, so he didn't say anything, and only shook the camera up and down twice to indicate "nod".

Then he stepped forward and took a close-up shot of the two serving the dishes, and he paused the recording after they handed the dishes to the auntie and received two numbers.

Ye Jun gave Su Qihan a thumbs up:

"The few reactions just now are okay, Qi Han, he is a master of Mr. Yao, and he is born out of blue. He perfectly filtered out the hooligan aura of Mr. Yao."

"Thank you, thank you." Su Qihan didn't feel that he was doing well, he scratched his hair a little awkwardly, handed the camera back to Ye Jun carefully, then looked at Yao Shuyu, and asked, "Boss Yao is hungry too, eat, what to eat?"

Yao Shuyu smiled and asked: "I chose so many dishes just now, can you finish them all by yourself? Mistake, I said we both eat one."

When Su Qihan thought of having a share with Yao Shuyu, his face burned, but he said with a little expectation:

"Then, then eat, eat one."

Afraid that Yao Shuyu felt that it was not enough, he specially added:

"I can, I can eat less."

Yao Shuyu didn't know whether to laugh or cry:

"Eat less and eat less, that's all right, I'll go over there and have a look. Just try yours later."

Su Qihan nodded, and asked Ye Jun again:

"Brother Ye, do you want to follow this, this?"

Ye Jun was heartbroken by Yao Shuyu, and complained endlessly:

"What to shoot, why do you always shoot him, can't I be the protagonist in my story?"

Su Qihan suppressed a smile: "Okay, okay."

Yao Shuyu handed the note with the number written on it to Su Qihan, and then leisurely went for food.

Ye Jun called Su Qihan to find a seat for four, and the two of them sat next to each other. Ye Jun played back the video he just made and gave Su Qihan some small suggestions.

Su Qihan listened very carefully.

Can't wait to take notes.

Finally, Ye Jun slapped his forehead:

"Hey, look at me, I've talked too much. In fact, everyone has their own style. Look at Mr. Yao, everyone loves to be free and unrestrained, so you can use my experience as a reference. The key is to think about it yourself. Do it how you feel comfortable, how you feel happy, in a word, as long as you love this, you will definitely be able to do well.”

What he said was rough and reasonable, Su Qihan was quite touched:

"I, I really like the atmosphere of Station F. Although there is a sense of competition, but, how should I put it, everyone is very kind, sharing, sharing your hobbies with others, and passing on your feelings to others. It feels really homey.”

Ye Jun nodded vigorously, triggering the emotional mode:

"I was thinking, why do we call it 'UP master'? UP refers to uploading videos, of course, what about 'master'? It probably means something like 'master'—everyone is the master of Station F, The owner of this big family. Over the years, more and more divisions have been added, and more and more cute newcomers have joined, giving Station F its own unique atmosphere, and even its own culture. It is different from those live broadcast platforms that lose money Same—oh, I’m not targeting you, I’m just saying something.”

Su Qihan nodded with a smile, meaning it doesn't matter, and motioned Ye Jun to continue.

"Station F is a very inclusive place, where everyone can find a sense of belonging. No matter how niche your hobbies are, you can find friends here—of course I mean healthy hobbies! Take Mr. Yao as an example. For example, he is no longer a simple amphibious three-dwelling, he is multi-dwelling! The thief is powerful, but he is not omnipotent. We can still find some aspects that are better than him in some divisions of station F. Good UP master - there are really a lot of talents here!"

Su Qihan pretended not to hear the hidden meaning of "Boss Yao can't cook" hidden in this sentence, but he heard a big UP with nearly 500 million fans who worshiped Yao Shuyu inside and out. And recognition, he also became a little proud in his heart:

"Just, it's because Mr. Yao likes to experiment, has a broad vision, and is very humble. That's why he is so popular."

Hearing this, Ye Jun looked around viciously, and after making sure that Yao Shuyu hadn't come back, he whispered to Su Qihan:

"Do you know why Mr. Yao attracts so many fans?"

Su Qihan blinked, and it was rare for him to make a joke: "Long, good-looking?"

Ye Jun rolled his eyes:

"There are tens of thousands of vases in the world, but there are not many antique vases as valuable as yours, Mr. Yao."

After he finished joking, his expression suddenly became serious:

"Don't look at Mr. Yao being so stinky and a little inexplicably burdened, but you are really right. He is really humble."

"Ahem, this, with the rise of the fan circle culture, there are some that, the bad atmosphere will inevitably spread to Station F, let me declare, I am not targeting anyone! Don't hang me up."

"I won't talk about other things, just talk about some UP masters. After becoming popular, they take themselves seriously. I really feel that I am a star. I feel superior to others wherever I go. I also do some wicked things. Thing. But Mr. Yao never, he has 700 million fans, no matter how you say it is enough to be a second- and third-tier starlet, and our F station is still developing, and the audience will only become wider and wider in the future. His fans can still There are more and more, but let’s take the big Q as an example, after so many years of provocation, Mr. Yao has never responded. This is not cowardice, it is tolerance.”

When Su Qihan heard him talking about Yao Shuyu, he immediately became interested and listened attentively.

Ye Jun eloquently said:

"The most admirable thing about him is that he doesn't take himself seriously. Now he has 700 million fans, and he has only seven fans in the past. He is like that. He should make videos. Videos, which should be broadcast live, often say something...'What kind of star is he, at best he is an Internet celebrity', and he never asks fans to do anything for him, but often fulfills fans' wishes."

Su Qihan nodded sympathetically:

"I, I remembered his previous travel video, it was, the one that was filmed for fans suffering from cancer!"

"Yes! Are you touched? I burst into tears at the time." Ye Jun slapped his thigh and said excitedly, "Well, there are not many people who can be themselves, and even fewer people can be themselves from the beginning. He At station F, to be honest, he just wanted to 'share', although he earned a lot of money, but I don't think he is guilty."

The long string of zeros in Yao Shuyu's station F wallet that he hadn't had time to withdraw appeared in Su Qihan's mind instantly, and he hummed in approval.

Ye Jun was like pouring beans into a bamboo tube, and he sold Mr. Yao completely:

"He is good to people, and he will seriously consider any meaningful cooperation. The newcomers he brought up are now the head of the UP. So what, he didn't tell you, there were scouts who scouted him before, At that time, I was envious... What did Mr. Yao say? ——'No, no, I still have to focus on learning', we were stunned at the time."

Su Qihan smiled: "Mr. Yao is indeed a person who knows what he wants to do."

"That's why, Mr. Yao is not popular, it's hard to tolerate." Ye Jun concluded his statement, and then rolled his eyes, half-seriously and half-jokingly, "Let me tell you from the bottom of my heart, if someone else treats you so well, We may be thinking wrong, but Mr. Yao, we believe that he has no dirty intentions, and his absolute love for you is true love."

Su Qihan was caught off guard when he heard such a joke, he was startled, embarrassed, and secretly happy.

Ye Jun didn't think there was anything wrong with what he said, he just thought about it when he mentioned it, and said:

"Your situation, he probably mentioned something to me and Lao Lai, but he didn't say anything specific, don't worry. But it's all over now, Lao Lai and I are good people, we have been with Mr. Yao for many years, you just Treat us like brothers, if there is anything you can do to help you, don't be shy."

Ever since Su Qihan got acquainted with Yao Shuyu, all the good people around him came out in groups and waited for him to issue the card. They couldn't even press the button. The happiest one was himself:

"Thanks, thank you! I, I am really lucky..."

At this time, the aunt in the canteen yelled loudly:

"Pick up food on the [-]th and the [-]th! The [-]th! The [-]th!"

Ye Jun stood up and pushed the camera towards Su Qihan:

"Sit down, I'll get it."

Su Qihan also stood up: "Let's go together."

Ye Jun smiled, and raised his chin towards the window: "Sit down, someone will take it for you."

Su Qihan looked over, and sure enough, he saw Yao Shuyu walking towards them steadily, holding a plate of a set meal in one hand and a large bowl of No. [-] Malatang in the other.

Su Qihan's heart skipped a beat.

"No, don't you need to take the number to get it?" He stared blankly at the sticky note in his hand, then came back to his senses, hurried forward to take the bowl, and poked his head at the share in Yao Shuyu's hand, " You, did you buy something delicious?"

Yao Shuyu smiled, let him take it, put her own plate on the table, and sat down:

"Braised pork rice, try it later?"

Su Qihan naturally sat on the seat beside him, and nodded happily.

After Ye Jun came back, he saw the two people huddled together, so he complained:

"Qi Han, you sat next to me just now!"

Su Qihan stuck out his tongue embarrassingly.

Yao Shuyu was completely pleased.

He was in a good mood: "Ye brother, do you still want to shoot? If you don't shoot, I can move my chopsticks."

Ye Jun sat down quickly, arranged the three meals nicely, and gave Su Qihan an OK.

Su Qihan understood, moved his bench back, adjusted the camera, and returned an OK gesture.

Ye Jun gestured with his hand while introducing:

"What you see now is the meal we asked for just now."

"It's not begging for food, it's an order."

"Boss Yao ordered a braised pork rice set separately, and I'll give you a close-up. Wow, the meat is delicious, and the portion is quite enough. It's better than the ones in restaurants outside!"

Yao Shuyu was very disgusted: "As far as your level of introduction is concerned, fans are all bought, right?"

Ye Jun has long been used to Yao Shuyu's cynicism, so he turned a deaf ear to it and continued to babble.

"This one is the Mala Tang I ordered. I ate two pieces of bread before I came here, so I didn't buy much. I didn't want to lose weight," he said, and sang, "It's not what you want to lose weight. You can lose weight if you want to lose weight." Can reduce..."

"Hey, in comparison, the huge bowl here is from Xiao Shangjiu and Mr. Yao—"

"Malatang for two."

"I know what the barrage is going to be, can you please take care of my mood as a solo mother?"

"I don't want to see words like 'married life is as sweet as honey, wild kitchen fungus is a younger brother' in my video."

Yao Shuyu raised the corners of his mouth, mixed Su Qihan's bowl of Mala Tang evenly, and then pushed it in front of Su Qihan:

"Eat, if you don't have enough, go add a bowl of rice. Give me the camera, and I'll take pictures for him."