This UP can't move

During the rest time in the next morning, Jin Feng sat cross-legged on the ground, leaned back, put his hands on the ground, and complained to Fu Chengcheng next to him:

"You said Qian Xiaosan'er, an art student! He's not a sports student, why is he so big and tall?"

Fu Chengcheng rolled his eyes at him: "Just be sour, lemon essence."

Jin Feng looked up to the sky and sighed, "I'm not only jealous of Qian Xiaosan'er, but also Mr. Yao! I really want to curl up in the dormitory and sleep..."

At this time, Yao Shuyu was still blowing on the air conditioner in Su Qihan's bed to make up for sleep.

The two of them slept together on the single bed. He was very satisfied psychologically, but he was not so optimistic physically. After all, the space was too narrow. In order to make Su Qihan sleep as comfortable as possible, he didn't dare to move all night and slept very well. shallow.

It wasn't until Su Qihan struggled past him and got out of bed in the morning, and then the bedroom was emptied, that he finally fell into a deeper sleep.

Fu Chengcheng slapped Jin Feng on the shoulder, and pouted behind him:

"Hey, Su Xiaosi is back."

Jin Feng immediately sat up straight, and said to Su Qihan with a not-so-good expression:

"How? What's the situation now?"

Su Qihan also sat down, and the three of them formed a small circle, lowered their voices slightly, and discussed last night's "Boss Yao selling people's designs" incident.

During the military training, even during breaks, mobile phones were not allowed, but Su Qihan still quietly took out his mobile phone in his pocket. As soon as the chief said "sit down", he rushed to the toilet and swiped it latest situation.

There was not much rest time left, so he focused on the key points and communicated with the two of them:

"He didn't post a new Weibo, it's the same as yesterday, but, but there are more and more people eating melons, and the popularity can't stop."

Jin Feng breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the words: "That's okay. Just his video cut into PPT, it won't take long to jump around."

Fu Chengcheng thought for a while, and added: "Maybe morning is not the time when the most people browse Weibo, and today is Saturday, so let's not worry about it too early, and check it out in the afternoon."

Su Qihan nodded, frowned slightly, and said anxiously:

"I, I think he specifically cut the sentence involving A University, which didn't have a good effect, and this morning...I took Mr. Yao's phone by mistake, and saw the message sent by the manager in the early morning..."

He paused, then continued:

"I glanced at it vaguely at the time, well, it seems to be saying... those people have misled the topic of the show itself, and the manager said that if the popularity doesn't come down next week, he might as well host the next episode of the show himself."

Jin Feng was surprised: "Damn it, the host can still change the decision? Doesn't that make it clear that Mr. Yao has a problem? You have to go!"

Fu Chengcheng also felt that this approach was inappropriate. Manager Kim could not have considered the consequences that they could all consider.

He asked: "What's the tone of the manager? Is it a joke to make fun of Mr. Yao?"

Su Qihan wasn't sure: "No, I don't know. After I unlocked it, it was the WeChat interface. After I found out that it wasn't my phone, I immediately shut it down. I just looked around..."

Fu Chengcheng sighed, stretched his waist, and even scratched the little pull on the back of his head:

"Forget it, let's stop guessing, go back and ask Mr. Yao later."

"When I mocked Mr. Yao's takeaway before, I never expected that one day I would expect Mr. Yao to order takeaway for us." Jin Feng said "everything is impermanent" on his face. Go, "Fu Xiaoyi, it's a hot day, even if you have long hair, it won't be too hot..."

After the training in the morning, although the four of them felt a little uncomfortable covered in sweat, it was the first time that they returned to the dormitory so leisurely.

It feels so good not to have to go to the cafeteria to grab a meal.

In the morning, he fell into a drowsy sleep, but he still didn't forget to tell them how nice Mr. Yao was when he went back to the dormitory to eat takeaway together at noon.

Just as Qian Hao took out the key to open the door, he heard Yao Shuyu's unhurried voice:

"Tch, do you think I'm so free like him?"

"Okay, let's talk, eat, hang up first."

The cool air-conditioning wind is blowing. In the center of the bedroom, two foldable small desks are put together. On the table are meals packed in plastic packaging boxes. Six dishes, one soup and five boxes of rice are steaming. Four small plastic benches were neatly placed.

Yao Shuyu sat on Su Qihan's bench with his legs crossed. When he heard the door opening, he turned his head and looked over. After quickly hanging up the phone, he raised his eyebrows at the four young men who were still crowded at the door, and said:

"What are you doing standing there stupidly? Come in, you're welcome, just treat it as your own home."

Jin Feng, who was still moved by the hot food last second, held back a word for a long time: "Damn."

Qian Hao patted him on the shoulder and gave him a look of "Are you not used to it yet?"

Fu Chengcheng accepted Yao Shuyujiu's behavior of occupying the magpie's nest very calmly, he gently pushed Su Qihan into the house first, and he did not forget to give the two idiots a look behind him: "Close the door, I will run away!" .”

After the four little green men washed their hands, they sat down on the small plastic stools and impatiently picked up their chopsticks.

Yao Shuyu was still sitting on the bench in the dormitory, facing a table corner, and Su Qihan was leaning against his leg.

Jin Feng looked at Yao Shuyu, then at the table in front of him, and suddenly said with emotion:

"Mr. Yao, you are so kind, you gave us the best seats to grab a meal."

Yao Shuyu, who doesn't like being issued a good friend card by someone other than Su Qihan, waved his hand:

"You're welcome, anyway, I have long legs, so it's uncomfortable to sit on a small stool."

Jin Feng choked for a moment, then turned his head to Qian Hao and said with some depression:

"Qian Xiaosan, Mr. Yao said you have short legs."

Qian Hao stretched his legs towards Jin Feng: "Sao is not as good as Mr. Yao, and his legs are still longer than yours."

Fu Chengcheng just finished retying his shoulder-length hair, picked up the meat and threw it into Jin Feng's lunch box:

"Eat your food, talk so much."

Su Qihan took the lunch box in Yao Shuyu's hand, put the vegetables on the rice one by one, and handed them back to him. Then he moved his chopsticks and asked:

"Who called just now?"

"Huh?" Yao Shuyu was in a good mood, "Is this an investigation?"

Su Qihan was even more embarrassed in the "yoooo" voice of Qian Fujin's trio: "You, you don't say it..."

Jin Feng slurred his speech while wolfing down:

"I guess it's the wild kitchen fungus who came to express condolences."

Qian Hao nodded: "It may be Ryan."

Fu Chengcheng smirked: "Maybe it's Big Q?"

"They have indeed expressed their ardent concern and sincere greetings to me," Yao Shuyu raised half of his eyebrows, "Jin Li made the phone call just now, and asked me to compensate him for the loss of his program."

"Really?" Jin Feng swallowed the food in his mouth, "Mr. Yao, you won't be fired from the show just after recording an episode, right?"

Yao Shuyu pretended to be surprised: "Oh? Can you guess this too?"

Qian Hao, who was as stupid as Jin Feng, was very depressed: "Isn't it?"

Fu Chengcheng raised his forehead: "You can't use your brains..."

Su Qihan didn't speak, just wrinkled his small face, didn't eat, and turned his head to stare at Yao Shuyu.

Yao Shuyu had no choice but to raise his hands in surrender, and answered earnestly:

"Okay, that's okay, Jin Li was joking, and he's not stupid. He's seen a lot of professional touch porcelain, and he's used to it."

Only then did everyone feel relieved and concentrate on eating.

After the meal, the little green people consciously cleaned up the garbage, tables and stools.

Because he was sweating a lot, no one went to bed, and they all sat and rested on their own benches. Only Su Qihan was still sitting on a small stool, leaning against Yao Shuyu's outer thigh, stretching his legs very comfortably. Old and long.

The five people were chatting about various topics, and Jin Feng suddenly mentioned:

"Hey, let me tell you, should we tidy up the dormitory too?"

Fu Chengcheng asked: "Do you want to participate in the 'Most Beautiful Bedroom' contest?"

Qian Hao rolled his eyes at him: "Why are you such a young girl?"

Jin Maiden Feng is not happy:

"I'm an art student! I'm born with inexhaustible cool ideas! Besides, didn't there be a so-and-so... pink boy's dormitory that became popular on Weibo before?"

Qian Hao and Fu Chengcheng gave him uniform glances: "Who is not an art student?"

Su Qihan seemed a little interested in renovating the dormitory, and suggested:

"Would you like to consider laying a foam blanket on the ground?"

Yao Shuyu propped his chin: "In fact, you only need to add a curtain of the same style on the outside of the mosquito net, and it will look much better."

Jin Feng hit the palm of his other hand with a fist, and his eyes lit up:

"Yes! Same style! This is very important!"

Qian Hao thought for a while, then turned his brain that had been turned into art, and said:

"You can have foam blankets, you can have curtains, and we can also re-stick stickers on our desks and cabinets. Buy the same ones, don't need to be too fancy, plain colors are fine, and the colors of the whole room must be harmonious."

Fu Chengcheng nodded: "Wrap the ladder with a foam pad, and change the curtain beside the balcony door."

Jin Feng added: "Don't forget to buy a mirror to stick on the wall!"

Qian Hao rolled his eyes at him: "You are a real girl."

Jin Feng stared back at him: "Don't take pictures if you have the ability, I'll see how you take care of your curly hair every day!"

Qian Hao was thoughtful: "That's right, I don't wear a hat in the future, I have to take care of it."

Fu Chengcheng asked: "Su Xiaosi, Mr. Yao, what do you two have to say?"

Su Qihan thought for a while: "Well, why don't you buy two pots of succulents and put them on the balcony? Nothing else, just keep it tidy and clean."

Yao Shuyu was taken aback by what they said:

"No...you are really a clean stream in the men's dormitory, is it just you, or is it like this in the whole Academy of Fine Arts?"

The four girls in green clothes looked at each other and came to a conclusion:

"I don't know about the women's dorm, but the men's dorm...should be just like us?"

Yao Shuyu laughed: "Okay, I suggest choosing a pink color for the house and planting peonies outside."

The four of them thought about it:

"I feel good."

"It's not impossible."

"I made up my mind, and it looks pretty good."

"Ok!"

Yao Shuyu: "..."

Ⅱ-119 summed it up, and happily decided:

"Blooming riches and honor, what a fitting meaning, the peony will be the house flower of Ⅱ-119 from now on!"

The lunch break passed quickly, and it was time to go to the playground to gather. Seeing that the military training was almost halfway through, everyone had obviously gotten used to it, so they didn't feel too tired.

Yao Shuyu stretched, waved to the little green people who were about to go out, and climbed onto the bed.

Jin Feng felt unbalanced for a moment: "Damn it, are you still sleeping?"

Qian Hao also wailed: "How unfair the world is!"

Fu Chengcheng didn't say a word, he buckled his hat on resignedly, and then grabbed the tied little handle out of the hole on the back of the hat.

Su Qihan was very happy: "Mr. Yao, you don't have to go to the laboratory this afternoon?"

Yao Shuyu sat cross-legged on the upper bunk, with a happy face:

"Saturday, take a day off. Go little green man, remember to come back for dinner."

Hearing that there would be takeaways for feeding in the evening, the four of them regained their spirits instantly and went out happily, which was in stark contrast to the listless little green people in the corridor.

I don't know if it's because Mr. Yao himself is sitting in the dormitory, the four of them don't bother to pay attention to the trends on Weibo, and there are takeaways to look forward to, the afternoon training passed surprisingly quickly.

After returning to the dormitory, the air conditioner was still on, but the small table and stool were not taken out. When they walked in, they saw a paper bag on each table, exuding the smell of a happy fat house.

Each person is a hamburger and cola set meal, with a snack, there are French fries, potato grids, chicken wings, chicken legs and chicken nuggets, which are different.

The four of them shed lasagna-like tears one after another, and they were so grateful that one of them was short of kissing Yao Shuyu's face.

Very happy to be bought by takeaway.

I am determined not to laugh at Mr. Yao's takeaway tricks again.

After "Satisfied with Coke", Yao Shuyu also had a rest, he stood up and stretched his neck, ready to say goodbye.

Jin Feng's face collapsed, and he said listlessly: "The wonderful time is always so short."

Qian Hao said sadly: "No matter how happy we are together, we still can't escape the final parting."

Fu Chengcheng was silent for a while, and then blinked at Su Qihan: "For the happiness of all the people of II-119, Su Xiaosi, why don't you make sacrifices and make do with Mr. Yao at night?"

Jin Feng and Qian Hao looked at Su Qihan eagerly at the right time.

Su Qihan was a little embarrassed, but he still turned to Yao Shuyu who was watching the show and said:

"Boss Yao, anyway, tomorrow is Sunday, you, can you stay another day?"

Yao Shuyu looked at him with a smile and raised eyebrows, he was even more embarrassed, and secretly scolded himself for impure motives, but...he really didn't want to be separated from Yao Shuyu.

Fortunately, Yao Shuyu replied within two seconds:

"Okay, then make Xiao Qihan squeeze with me for another night."

The Qian Fujin trio immediately cheered and even confessed for Su Qihan:

"Don't be wronged, don't be wronged, serve the people."

Yao Shuyu laughed and said: "So enthusiastic? Thank you, come back tonight for supper, barbecue."

Jin Feng: "I think I can stand in a military posture all night."

Qian Hao: "I think I can have an awkward chat with the instructor for three hours."

Fu Chengcheng: "I think I can goose step and go back and forth eighteen times."

Su Qihan: "I think I... don't want to go to training tonight..."

As soon as Su Xiaosi said this, everyone laughed together, and even Yao Shuyu made a fuss with him for a while.

This pure and beautiful happiness brought by eating and drinking lasted until the end of the training in the evening. Two small table boards and four small stools came out again. All the people of Ⅱ-119 plus a non-staff member Yao Shuyu, five Sitting together, staring straight at the delicious barbecue on the table, but the expressions on their faces were a little hard to describe.

Especially Su Qihan, whose little face was almost wrinkled into a bun.

Yao Shuyu sighed and picked up the chopsticks first:

"Okay, don't be dazed, eat quickly."

Jin Feng was the first to hold back, and said angrily:

"Damn, what the hell is your high school roommate? He used to be such a jerk?"

Qian Hao snorted coldly: "If he wasn't such a bastard, our little four would still have encountered those crap..."

Fu Chengcheng winked at him, Qian Hao turned his head away, and stopped talking angrily.

Fu Chengcheng asked: "What should we do now?"

Su Qihan was almost buried by self-blame and guilt. He sat on the small bench aggrievedly, without holding chopsticks, hugged his knees, and whispered:

"It's all my fault... If it wasn't for me, things wouldn't, wouldn't have turned out like this..."

Yao Shuyu frowned upon hearing that, split the disposable chopsticks, and handed them to Su Qihan: "Eat something first."

Jin Feng was particularly excited: "Wow, can this be your fault, that idiot is fucking idle! If you are full, you can find trouble!"

Qian Hao and Fu Chengcheng wanted to curse, but Yao Shuyu glanced at them and said coldly:

"Okay, let's eat first, what's the matter?"

Then everyone moved their chopsticks dully.

Originally, the two stone hammers issued by that bastard yesterday were not enough to cause any trouble. After all, there are not a few people with brains. Seeing that the heat is about to go down, the bastard suddenly came out to shout again.

I don't know what he wants to do, so I @A University's official Weibo, asking the school to explain the situation on behalf of Yao Shuyu, who "pretended to be dumb and didn't respond", and at the same time invited a wave of sailors to take Yao Shuyu's original Some controversial words were taken out word by word and blacked out, squeezing out all the rational hot comments before.

It's really a waste of time and money, and there is nothing to do when you are full.

But anyone with a normal mind would not come up with such a method, just to add to the trouble.

It's a pity that this bastard really doesn't have a brain.

The dumbfounding crowd originally just wanted to have fun looking at the sand sculpture, but they didn't expect that he was not only a sand sculpture but also mentally retarded.

The scene became lively again.

With such a wonderful form, the topic maintained its popularity.

The official Weibo of A, who was crazy @ by the water army, finally posted a brief statement, saying that the school will verify the situation as soon as possible, and please do not jump to conclusions before the facts are clearly investigated.

Although the incident happened at night, it was related to the reputation of the school. The school contacted Yao Shuyu himself through his doctoral supervisor and said, "I hope this matter can be resolved as soon as possible. Please be responsible for your words and deeds and maintain the reputation of the school."

Just like that, a silly rebuttal online, in such a speechless way, caused a lot of pressure on Yao Shuyu.

Eating barbecue can't stop Jin Feng from complaining:

"I'm so fucking puzzled. It's not cheap to hire so many sailors. If you have this money, you might as well save your own brain."

Qian Hao found a reason: "Maybe it's because I know it won't get better, so I gave up the treatment."

Fu Chengcheng sighed: "The navy service also has a complete industrial chain. The division of labor is clear and the efficiency is extremely high. Don't ask right or wrong, just give money. I am also a Buddha."

Su Qihan didn't care how the asshole roommate's brain grew, he only cared about how to solve this problem, but he didn't want to put pressure on Yao Shuyu, so he swallowed 1 "President Yao, what are you going to do?" into the stomach.

Yao Shuyu was touched first, and thought that after a while, he would be able to clean up, but he never expected that the other party would be so idle, and unexpectedly made him suffer for no reason, no matter how generous he is, he will inevitably be unhappy:

"You guys are stirring up the flames...I fucking think Quan Li's bitch is much cuter now."

Fu Chengcheng was puzzled: "Quanli?"

Jin Feng explained: "Just the big Q."

Qian Hao asked: "Before you said that Big Q called you to express condolences?"

Yao Shuyu squinted his eyes and took a deep breath: "Well, he said that he deeply sympathized with my experience."

The trio of Qian Fujin hangs [Shock.jpg] in unison:

"Didn't fuck you?"

"No joke?"

"Didn't you hit the rocks?"

Yao Shuyu nodded thoughtfully:

"Yeah...I'm really not used to him saying a few words out of nowhere."

Su Qihan was acting like a bored gourd the whole time, sitting on the side without saying a word, not participating in the four of them's complaints at all, and lowering his head, he didn't know what he was thinking.

Yao Shuyu thought he was still blaming himself, and quickly said in a relaxed tone:

"Xiao Qihan? Don't think about it, the worst thing is to be simple and rude, spend some money to remove hot searches, it's nothing."

The trio of Qian Fujin immediately gave a thumbs up: "Gorgeous!"

Yao Shuyu raised his eyebrows: "That is, there is a home in the mine."

Seeing everyone trying so hard to make himself happy, even though Su Qihan knew that Yao Shuyu would not solve it like this, he still couldn't say anything more, just smiled:

"Understood. Clean up and rest early."

The people who were puzzled by the bastard high school students' showmanship show could only sigh. After tidying up the dormitory, those who should take a shower and those who should go to bed, as for the solution, they had to continue brainstorming tomorrow.

I hope things don't continue to develop in an inexplicable direction.

Yao Shuyu stood on the balcony and was the last one to wash up. Su Qihan put his phone on the desk to charge, and then climbed onto the bed.

Qian Hao asked in the next bed, "Don't you go to bed with your mobile phone?"

Su Qihan smiled and shook his head: "Charge the battery for a while."

Jin Feng also said, "The power will be cut off soon."

While climbing up, Su Qihan said, "It's okay, just charge for a while."

Fu Chengcheng was already lying on the bed, he said quietly:

"Su Xiaosi can play with Mr. Yao's mobile phone."

Qian Hao suddenly realized, and suddenly asked: "What about Mr. Yao?"

Jin Feng pondered for a while, then answered seriously: "Mr. Yao can play with Su Xiaosi."

Su Qihan lost his grip and fell down on the bed with a bang, blushing.

"Hahahahaha..."

Yao Shuyu just cleaned herself up and entered the room refreshed:

"What's so funny?"

Qian Fujin's trio immediately became as quiet as chickens.

Su Qihan was as quiet as a chicken and his face was red.

Yao Shuyu wasn't too curious either, since his intuition was not a good thing anyway, he turned off the light, climbed onto the bed swiftly, rubbed Su Qihan into his arms in a very natural way, and then said a little funny:

"You used to say that you didn't sleep honestly, so you lied to me? You are obviously very good."

Su Qihan blushed and stuck out his tongue.

"Damn it..." Yao Shuyu looked at the little half of his tongue a little dazed by the light from the phone screen. He took a breath, closed his eyes, and said, "Don't think about those messy things, go to sleep."

Su Qihan said goodnight, and obediently closed his eyes.

It was past two in the morning.

Su Qihan crept out of the bed, took off the plug, tried his best to open the balcony door a crack enough for him to pass through without making a sound, picked up the phone and went into the toilet.

After about 15 minutes, he put the phone back where it was and slipped onto the bed.

Yao Shuyu moved, knowing that Su Qihan got off the bed and went to the bathroom, and asked in a daze:

"Are you uncomfortable?"

He didn't notice that the silent phone vibrated briefly.

Maybe noticed but didn't care.

Su Qihan nestled back into Yao Shuyu's arms again, answered no in a low voice, and then fell asleep peacefully.

Early the next morning, everyone in the dormitory wasn't woken up by the alarm clock, but by Jin Feng who had come down early in the morning to go to the toilet——

"Fuck! Su Xiaosi! What did you do behind our backs last night!"

As soon as the voice fell, the alarm clocks of the other four mobile phones rang.