This UP can't move

Yao Shuyu randomly cut the screen recording of Thursday's live broadcast, and very carelessly did a bit of a fool's post-production, and cast it on his newly opened "Chess and Cards Room for the Elderly" channel.

The video titled "[Dota Auto Chess] Well-known technology streamer UP teaches you five top soldiers, honey chess players want to learn?" The video quickly received a lot of comments and barrage.

Of course, except for the ghosts and wolves howling, Mr. Yao finally changed the video, and the one who accused him of only recording the screen but not showing his face, all those who came to mock him.

[Grandpa, the UP master you follow is finally updated! ! ! 】

[After three months, I finally waited for my husband's update, woo woo woo, I'm dead]

[Look at the title of this stinky fart is me, Mr. Yao, you are right]

【It's him!That tens of billions of men!He is back!He is finally back! 】

[Congratulations again to Mr. Yao for successfully obtaining MD]

[Congratulations to Mr. Yao for graduating, after our master's degree, we will be a little more arrogant]

[233 If you don't tell me, I will forget that he seems to be a top student]

[Forget it, because Mr. Yao is about to start a Ph. D., forgive him for delaying the update]

【After all, it will drag on even more in the future 233】

[Although this video is extremely nutritious, I still want to respect it first]

[I can't see Mr. Yao's face, but his face is already in place]

【What is the rank of a soldier? Seek popular science】

[No need for science popularization, just remember that he is an idiot]

[Honey Chess players will become soldiers as long as they play five novice games]

[Over-gas technology flow UP teaches you to be content and happy]

【This fortress is watching you quietly】

[The king is also secretly observing and will not speak for the time being]

[Do you still remember Mr. Yao saying that he wants to be the queen next time? I'll laugh at it first]

【Laugh first and respect】

【+1】

……

Yao Shuyu only edited the part where he was broadcasting the game. After all, the newly opened "Chess and Cards Room for the Elderly" channel is also dedicated to broadcasting game videos, so he ruthlessly cut off the part about scrambled eggs.

Yao Shuyu chose to turn a blind eye to those unreasonable demands that he was crazy to open a "Chef's Cooking Demonstration" channel and post the sticking pot incident.

But turning a blind eye obviously can't make "President Yao's live broadcast accident" turn over.

He doesn't cut it himself, some people do it for him.

Who made Mr. Yao love F station unrestrainedly all his life, with 700 million live fans, and so many good CPs.

When station F was still in the "initial stage of development", Yao Shuyu was already a big UP master with millions of fans.

Afterwards, Station F thrived and flourished. Mr. Yao, a veteran UP, was upgraded as a matter of course to become a major UP. The number of fans has never stopped. He is currently the only UP owner in Station F with more than 700 million fans.

In the station, there are no more than 500 UP masters with more than [-] million or even more than one million fans.

It can be said to be quite rare.

So much so that his legendary UP master Sanyue Bugeng never lost fans.

At present, there are several major UP owners in station F, except Yao Shuyu, "Big Q" in the game area, "Lahne" in the ghost animal area, "Wild Kitchen Mushroom" in the living area, "Manager Kim" in the entertainment area, and the music area Familiar IDs such as "An Ge Sends Good Music" in the animation area, "Dou Jiang" in the animation area, "Tao Xunxun" in the dance area, and "Rising Waves on the Flat Ground" in the sound area are basically big fans with 500 million fans. UP master.

Ryan, one of Mr. Yao's top CPs on the site, is the top 1 most popular UP host in the ghost animal area, with 500 million fans.

Ryan has become friends with Mr. Yao both online and offline. To be precise, he is a bad friend.

The egg scrambled egg incident was quite popular. Ryan, the number one CP known as a million-dollar tuner and a million-dollar lyricist, laughed and cried while gently slapping Mr. Yao.

I saw the list on the day of submission.

It is more lively than the game teaching video cast by a well-known technology stream UP.

This is not over yet, Ye Chujun, who was "robbed" of his errand, hadn't spoken for so long, and finally couldn't help but came out and laughed.

He commented on Ryan's "[BBOMM] Look at this egg, it's big and round" video, and was happily sent to the front row, and he also forwarded Ryan's simultaneous Weibo.

When forwarding it, it said: Don’t take that porcelain job if you don’t have diamonds. Brother Lai, brother Ye, please check and accept a quality three-company. As for Mr. Yao, thank you for your participation.

The comments were all "hahahahahahahaha".

There are quite a few people @三九.

Because that shameless old thief Ryan also edited the live broadcast of Shangjiu.

Yao Shuyu has learned what it means that there is no harm without comparison.

This is roughly the case with Ryan's video.

First comes the ninth part: "Beat the balls first, remember to add some hairy salt."

Then he immediately took the part from Mr. Yao: "It seems that you can lay eggs, but why is it still a whole egg?"

Cut to Shangjiu again: "Come and add some lard, it will be more fragrant if it is tender."

Then change to Mr. Yao: "What the hell, why am I a scapegoat?"

"According to my habit, put a little more soy sauce."

"Can anyone tell me why the pot is stuck?"

……

All the words were edited and tuned into the magical song "BBOMMBBOMM", with the sound effects of egg breaking and oil explosion constantly interspersed.

It clicked for a while, and crackled for a while.

In the end, the sentence "It's pretty simple, have you learned it" in the second live broadcast of Shangjiu and Mr. Yao announced the end of autism with a deadpan expression.

Yao Shuyu sneered.

He casually reposted the article about wild kitchen fungus, rubbing his own popularity:

"Are you so active in sending me materials? Then give you some face, next video, I will watch my ghost animal [smile]"

Not long after he posted, his Weibo started to vibrate non-stop, and they all commented that they were going to contribute to Ryan's video.

Yao Shuyu clicked on that video and watched it again.

The bullet screens in the first few seconds are all:

【Mom, I'm on TV! ! ! 】

Forget it, as long as the fans are happy.

Looking at the time, Yao Shuyu turned off the computer at ten o'clock, which is very rare, and then went to pack his things.

Because tomorrow Saturday, I will fly to City C and Shangjiumianji early in the morning.

He was a little restless.

This kind of mood is like...a primary school student looking forward to a spring outing. It's very shameful, and it doesn't fit his cool and flamboyant personality at all.

But he was a little bit guilty in his heart, and Shangjiu asked him to visit the store together... Was it because of his enthusiasm?

Although he didn't share anything on his "Chef" account, he already has [-] followers.

Until he entered Shangjiu's Weibo homepage by accident, and found that Shangjiu actually liked Ryan's video!I poked into the comments, and I found that Shangjiu's post "This is really interesting hahaha [Like]" was a hot comment.

Looking around in that layer of comments, it's all about @他大号 "Mr. Yao doesn't eat takeaway".

"Chef" Mr. Yao fell off the horse so quickly with the help of fans, and turned back to the "old UP master" Mr. Yao.

Even more restless.

Of course, the Ryan fans who were confused and didn't know who this was, ran to Shangjiu to join in the fun, let's not mention it for the time being.

Yao Shuyu simply threw the phone on the bedside table to charge, turned off the lights and closed his eyes to prepare for self-hypnosis and go to bed early, but it didn't take long before there was a ding.

A second later, the phone was in his hand.

Lechu App has 3 messages.

But Shangjiu said nothing about the farce on Weibo.

Shangjiu: I'm a little nervous, but looking forward to it.

Shangjiu: Thank you for willing to go with me.

Shangjiu: Then... see you at the appointed place tomorrow afternoon.

Mr. Yao: Don't be nervous, I'm a good person.

Shangjiu: Haha, I know.

Yao Shuyu choked for a moment, and had no choice but to hold the good person card firmly.

Mr. Yao: I am also looking forward to it. See you tomorrow.

Shangjiu: Mmmmm!

Yao Shuyu suddenly felt that if the indifferent word "hmm" becomes "hmm", it will be much softer, and adding an exclamation point will make it even cuter.

Mr. Yao: Go to bed early, good night.

Shangjiu: Good night!

Yao Shuyu stared at the screen in a daze until the screen turned black, and then dropped the phone for the second time.

But I thought in my heart: Good night, what a fart, how can I sleep here.

The next morning, he really had two dark circles under his eyes, and he fell asleep on the plane.

After eating a meal on the plane, the announcement that he was about to land in City C finally sounded in the cabin.

Yao Shuyu sighed, a little excited, it was too early.

The time for him to keep up with Jiuyue was before dinner, and he met him directly at the door of the store.

Where was he going to hang out for the next four or five hours?

This person is not familiar with the place.

In fact, it is not completely unfamiliar.

To be precise, he still has a little nostalgia for City C.

Yao Shuyu's alma mater is C University, which is a prestigious university in the eyes of ordinary people.The graduate student returned to city A where he lived, and studied at the more famous university A, and just got a master's degree recently.

So it's not called procrastination, he has a valid reason, he asked for leave, okay?

Although he has spent four years here, the area he is familiar with is only the circle around the university town, not to mention that after three years, City C has changed a lot.

Yao Shuyu didn't come to travel, so he just carried a chest bag casually. In addition to a small amount of change, ID card, charging equipment, and a mask that he must pretend to be, he also stuffed a bag in the bag before going out. Clean underwear in a small resealable plastic bag.

He was going to stay one night before leaving, because it was too unpleasant to fly consecutively.

It was still early, and Yao Shuyu was going to take a half-day tour of his alma mater.

He remembered that last nine mentioned the summer vacation, could it be the students of those schools in the university city?

Facts have proved that even in this vast sea of ​​people, it is impossible to meet by chance.

The corner of Yao Shuyu's mouth twitched, what was I thinking.

There are still a lot of students in the school, but they don't go to work during the holidays, so his plan to visit the teacher can only go bankrupt, and there are one or two junior junior sisters who he knew at the beginning, and now they have become senior senior sisters. Graduated.

Yao Shuyu lamented that time flies by and things are different from people. He wandered around the campus in a bored manner. He couldn't find anything to do, so he had to run outside to the street.

I took a selfie with a few restaurants that I used to love.

And sent a micro-blog.

@姜常不吃吃餐: In the past, I often criticized the taste of these restaurants as unsatisfactory, but now it’s really delicious in retrospect.

I also made a Jiugongge.

Each photo is a group photo of most of Yao Shuyu's face and the restaurant's large signboard behind it. The angles of the positions are basically the same, very uniform.

I have to make a complaint about the breath of obsessive-compulsive disorder.

However, the weather happened to be sunny, as if it had its own filter, making most of his face more handsome.

At 04:30, although there was still an hour before the agreed time, he still turned on the navigation and prepared to go to the place Shangjiu told him to wait.

It turned out that the store was not too far from the school by accident, and it took about ten minutes to drive there, but he didn't plan to take a taxi.

It's not that he is stingy, with his long legs, it only takes twenty minutes to walk there.

Yao Shuyu murmured in his heart, is Shangjiu really a student here?

In fact, Mr. Yao thought too much again. The location is near here because there are many online celebrity shops around the school.

He walked leisurely, but he also arrived at this unremarkable and ordinary-named "Three Sisters Snacks" before five o'clock.

This is a shop that makes local specialty snacks. It is hidden in a residential building. The storefront is not spacious, so some tables, chairs and benches are placed outside.

Before coming here, he also searched the Internet, and found that this store is really famous, not the kind of "souvenir shop" that deceives foreign consumers, but a time-honored store with authentic taste.

Yao Shuyu was quite surprised, he thought that Xiaoshang Nine's place would be the kind of Internet celebrity shop that pays attention to decoration and gimmicks.

There is a person leaning against the wall outside the shop.

The man was wearing a simple but good-looking white short sleeve, a pair of beige cropped shorts, and a pair of clean AirForce1 on his feet.

Since he was staring down at his phone, his facial features could not be seen.

All I could see was the boy's soft bangs gently sweeping across his forehead under the hot and humid summer wind.

Under the sun, the hair color is not pure black, nor does it look like it has been dyed.

In this sticky summer, it looks so refreshing and clean.

Yao Shuyu's heart skipped a beat, and he didn't know why, but he just felt that this person... was Xiao Shangjiu.

He thought he arrived early, after all, the appointment time was 05:30, but he didn't expect Shangjiu to come earlier.

If he didn't come until 05:30 on time, how long would Xiao Shangjiu have to stand here and wait?

Standing at a distance of [-] meters, he took out his mobile phone and opened the Lechu app.

Mr. Yao: Are you here?The one by the wall?

After sending the message, he raised his head and glanced at the boy. Sure enough, he was stunned for a moment when he was standing relaxed, and then he straightened his back and stood upright in the next second.

Then he raised his head and looked around nervously.

When the boy's eyes swept over her, Yao Shuyu subconsciously tightened her back.

Shangjiu: Yes, I'm here.

Shangjiu: Are you... the pink one?

Yao Shuyu wore a pink T-shirt with gaudy patterns printed on it, and a pair of tattered cropped washed jeans.

Coincidentally, the AirForce1 is the same model, but he doesn't have the embarrassment of bumping the model at all.

After all, the streets are full of it, and it has nothing to do with couple models or anything.

He took a step forward and walked towards Shangjiu who was staring nervously at his phone with his head down. He didn't feel ashamed to wear pink at the age of 25. He was immersed in the joy that Shangjiu didn't have an uncle's face.

Not only is it not an uncle's face, but it is too foul to look so good.

Mr. Yao in the app didn't reply in a second, Shang Jiu raised his head again, and Yao Shuyu just stopped one step away from him.

"Xiao Shangjiu...Xiao Jiu?" Yao Shuyu raised a smile that he thought was very charming, but in reality, "How do you know that I'm the fan, huh?"

Shang Jiu said in a daze:

"No, I don't know, I just saw it at a glance..."

By default, this sentence is to praise him for being handsome instead of saying that he is coquettish. Yao Shuyu is so happy that he wants to give Shangjiu a place to take off.

And... Hearing Shang Jiu's voice directly with his own ears, it was really a clear and youthful voice without any impurities.

It sounds better.

Yao Shuyu raised his eyebrows, and when he was about to chat with him, he heard Shang Jiu muttering softly as if talking to himself:

"Mr. Yao? This, so tall... and, thought I had to be called Uncle when we met..."

After Yao Shuyu listened to the second half of the sentence, a smile froze on his face, and he choked in his throat when he tried to get close.

He thought to himself: What a coincidence, I also wondered if I should call you uncle.

Except for his parents and teachers, almost everyone who knows him or doesn't know him, online or offline, calls him Mr. Yao, but the cautious "Mr. Yao" in Shangjiu sounds much more pleasing to the ear.

"Cough," Yao Shuyu adjusted himself for three seconds, and said calmly, "ID is just for fun."

"Hmm!" Shangjiu's body language was a little stiff, and the hand holding the phone was still clenched a little tight, obviously a little nervous, but he tried his best to say smoothly, "Hello, my name is Qi Han, Su Qihan, thank you, thank you You can come today."

Yao Shuyu, who thought she could only go to school today, heard this self-introduction with a little seriousness, and smiled softly.

Qi Han, in short, means very cold, and was probably born in the winter moon.

He suddenly remembered the personal profile on Shangjiu Weibo, the phrase "Cold in Sanjiu".

Yao Shuyu thought silently, according to the logic of "summer rain and cold weather", he can completely change it to "hot in the volts" when he goes back.

It's quite CP.

"Shu Yu, Yao Shuyu." He hooked his lips, raised his chin and gestured toward the door of the store, "Stop standing there, want to order?"

"Ah... good!" Su Qihan nodded, "Let's go."

The boss is a kind-looking middle-aged woman who is busy with work. When she sees the two of them approaching, she greets them skillfully:

"What do you two want to eat?"

Su Qihan stood beside Yao Shuyu, half a head shorter than him, so he raised his head slightly and asked:

"Yao, Mr. Yao, what do you want to eat?"

"Order what you like, I won't choose."

Yao Shuyu felt that it was a bit strange for Su Qihan to be called this name, which made him want to laugh inexplicably, and he couldn't suppress the corners of his mouth that turned up even after holding back for a long time.

He tilted his head slightly and moved closer, and whispered to Su Qihan:

"It can be called by name."

"Um... well."

Su Qihan's eyelashes fluttered twice quickly, and he agreed, and then quickly looked at the menu on the wall of the store, and reported the name of a list of dishes to the boss.

After the boss heard it, he turned to the kitchen and repeated it loudly and accurately, and asked again:

"How many bowls of rice?"

Su Qihan stretched out his hand and made a two.

The boss nodded, quickly settled the account and said:

"The empty bowl is over there, fill it up as much as you want. There are 38 in total, sit inside or outside?"

There is no air-conditioning in the store, and it is very narrow. It is better to sit outside to cool off. Su Qihan looked at Yao Shuyu tentatively:

"Outside?"

Yao Shuyu nodded indifferently, picked up the mobile phone that had been tapped into the WeChat wallet interface, scanned the QR code and paid the bill.

Su Qihan blushed a little, and hurriedly said:

"You, I should pay for it! Wait, I, I'll transfer it to you right away."

Yao Shuyu waved his hands indifferently, led the people to pick a clean table outside and sat down, saying:

"Okay, how much is this? Mr. Yao is called for nothing. Besides, aren't you still in school?"

Su Qihan quickly said: "I have pocket money, and I have received a lot of gifts during the live broadcast these days."

"Really? Then you should keep it well." Yao Shuyu tore out two pieces of toilet paper, reached out and wiped the table in front of Su Qihan back and forth, "You don't need to be so polite."

"Thank you, thank you." Su Qihan thought for a while, then said, "Then I'll buy you some water later."

Yao Shuyu chuckled lightly: "Are you sorry? Okay, let's buy it."

Only then did Su Qihan hum happily.

The whole person feels very much like... the little golden retriever in his only selfie.

Yao Shuyu sat on the small bench, the outer leg was bent, and the other leg that was leaning against the wall was comfortably stretched.

The ripped jeans barely exposed his tough kneecaps.

"Well, can you dye this, such a color when you go to work?" Su Qihan asked curiously, but after thinking about it, he felt a little impolite, and quickly added, "I, I have no other intentions! I just think it looks good... "

Yao Shuyu stretched out his left hand to the side of his head, and gropingly picked up a strand of gray-blue hair that was only visible in the sun:

"You mean this pinch?"

He thought to himself: I didn't start the live broadcast yesterday in such a free time, I went to get a haircut, I couldn't hold back and even picked a dye, and I'm going to see you energetically, can't it look good?

Su Qihan stared intently at the handful of blue, and nodded.

Yao Shuyu said casually: "You can dye it, I don't go to work."

The image of "Boss Yao" is deeply ingrained in Su Qihan's heart, he asked suspiciously:

"No, didn't you go to work?"

Yao Shuyu habitually opened his mouth and said nonsense: "Well, there is a home in the mine."

Su Qihan was stunned: "...Oh."

"No, just kidding you." Yao Shuyu thought it was funny, "Do you really believe it?"

Su Qihan blinked a little embarrassedly.

"You guys have everything on this table, use it slowly."

The boss personally brought a large dinner plate and put the eight small bowls inside on the small wooden table.

Timely break the quiet air.

Yao Shuyu thanked the boss in his heart, and was going to give this store a free advertisement when he turned around.

Thinking of this, Yao Shuyu suddenly paused and asked:

"Do we have work to do?"

Su Qihan paused in the movement of moving the small bowl towards Yao Shuyu, and said stammeringly:

"Okay, it seems to be, we have to live broadcast..."

Yao Shuyu clenched his fist under the table.

He really wanted to snore on the top of Su Qihan's soft head!