If you don't work hard, you will go back to inherit the heaven

According to what Guan Nianwei said, Dongyu registered a Weibo, followed all bloggers with real materials in various fields, and planned to see what the trend of this era is through their daily Weibo.

But from time to time, she will see "grass", "too grassy", "I'm really grass" and other speeches about innocent little green grass under the comments, and they appear in different contexts, which makes her As a novice on the Internet, she was very curious about this word.

She also tried to use the context to decipher the meaning of the word, but found that it didn't work at all, because the word appeared in various contexts, which added a lot of obstacles to her.

When someone posted a good-looking photo of themselves, the comment: Grass!Is it a fairy descending to earth?

Someone poured out the grievance of being bullied, and commented: Grass!That person is too disgusting to touch you.

According to her understanding of this word, it is a kind of natural plant, but ordinary people don't seem to understand it that way.

So the word "grass"...what does it mean?

Guan Nianwei never thought that Dongyu would ask this sand sculpture question, let alone that Dongyu could say this word to her with a sincere face - the feeling of being "offended" with a sincere face is so subtle.

Guan Nianwei adjusted her glasses frame, followed Dongyu into the elevator in the underground parking lot, her brain was spinning rapidly, thinking about how to explain this wonderful word to this otherworldly fairy.

In contemporary Internet culture, the word "grass" no longer simply refers to the kind of grass that can photosynthesize. It has extended many meanings. It can be used as a modal particle to describe many emotions, such as shock Like anger.Moreover, it can also be used as a verb...

Guan Nianwei pressed the floor elevator silently, she hesitated on this verb, telling Dong this always stained her sacred ears a bit?

If the Emperor of Heaven knew that a mortal taught her daughter indiscriminately, would he be so angry that he would destroy the world?

After thinking for a moment, Guan Nianwei explained the nouns and modal particles of "grass" to Dongyu, so that Dongyu quickly understood what the netizens really meant.As for the verbs...Let's talk about it, she didn't take the initiative to ask, and she was too embarrassed to say it bluntly.

The elevator arrived soon, and Guan Nianwei walked ahead to find the room where the target was.

Dongyu seemed to want to say something, but when he saw Guan Nianwei looking for the target resident's back seriously, he took a break for a while, and planned to ask again when he was free.

What they are looking for today is one of the best, an editor named Lin Shuqi.

Guan Nianwei has a little impression of this editor, because she is the editor of Xue Cheng, a best-selling author of fantasy novels.Xuecheng's book world view is very grand and interesting, and his original fairy system is very mature and rigorous, which is very famous in the Internet literature circle

Guan Nianwei's roommate, Liu An'an, is his loyal book fan.When Liu An'an was a freshman, he sent Amway crazy to the other three people in the dormitory, so Guan Nianwei, who doesn't read fantasy novels, knows him.

However, he likes to procrastinate, but this is a problem of the past. After Lin Shuqi took over him, this problem disappeared.For this, his readers love this editor Lin very much, and almost regard her as a lifesaver.

Guan Nianwei also heard that the savior of Xue Cheng's readers was a ruthless person... I don't know if this insurance contract can be signed smoothly.

Dongyu told her that the way to make the most evil and the best sign a contract is to control evil with evil and good with good.I don't know if their kindness can "contain" her.

Guan Nianwei finally found Lin Shuqi's house, stopped in front of her house, looked back, and reached out to ring the doorbell after confirming that Dong Yugen had come up.

A female voice came from inside: "Who is it?"

Guan Nianwei tidied up her attire, smiled politely at the cat's eyes on the door, and said, "Hello, we are from the insurance company. I would like to disturb you for a while, is that okay?"

Before she could say anything more, Lin Shuqi replied irritably: "No, don't buy it, go quickly." Every word showed a complete rejection of "insurance".

Guan Nianwei: "..."

As a novice in selling insurance, she feels that she still has a lot to learn, such as language tactics, how to trick customers into opening the door first, and listen to herself say a few more words, etc.

Guan Nianwei plucked up her courage and knocked on the door again: "We assure you that we will never let you spend an extra penny, and the conditions of the contract are very generous, which will only benefit you and not harm you." At the end, add a sentence, " We are not liars, please rest assured!"

Lin Shuqi seemed to turn back again, her voice passed through the closed door, with a hint of doubt: "It doesn't cost a penny?"

Guan Nianwei replied: "Yes, we guarantee that you won't spend any money."

Lin Shuqi gave a meaningful oh, and then changed the topic: "He said he was not a liar! Liars also like to say that they won't let customers spend a penny when they come to do sales!"

Lin Shuqi chased them away: "Leave quickly, if you don't leave, I will call the police!"

Guan Nianwei: "..."

Her logic is so rigorous!

Guan Nianwei looked back at Dongyu who had been silent all this time, and asked questioningly, "President Dong?"

Dongyu folded his arms around his chest, his eyes fell on the closed door, and there was a little novelty on his face: "I have lived for so long, and this is the first time I have been treated as a liar."

And yesterday's technology.

The mortals of the new age are amazing.

Guan Nianwei said a little speechlessly: "...I think your focus may be a little bit off."

The focus now is obviously how to solve the problem of being rejected!

Dongyu didn't panic at all, and asked slowly, "Do you know who else lives here?"

Guan Nianwei: "Who?"

Dongyu: "Xuecheng."

Dongyu said calmly: "She doesn't want to see us, but she doesn't want to see Xuecheng."

Lin Shuqi is Xuecheng's editor, the two of them are very close, and they are also friends in private.If Xue Cheng came forward to let her look at the insurance contract, it might be much better than the current situation.

Guan Nianwei hesitated: "But President Dong, we don't know Xuecheng either?"

Since they don't know each other, wouldn't it mean that if they bother you rashly, they will be turned away in another place?

Dongyu said very calmly: "Then you go and get to know him."

Guan Nianwei: "?"

How did she manage to say this so easily?

...

Xuecheng and Lin Shuqi happened to live in the same community, in the same building, and Xuecheng lived upstairs of Lin Shuqi, and she had a "bunk and bunk" relationship with her.

Guan Nianwei stood at the door.

Dongyu said that he wanted to observe Xuecheng, so he disappeared early, so now Guan Nianwei doesn't know where she is, but he can hear her voice in his heart.

Dongyu asked her to ring the doorbell, although Guan Nianwei didn't understand why she wanted to observe Xuecheng, but she did so honestly and rang the doorbell.

A few minutes later, the door was opened a small crack, and a young man with disheveled hair and a clear and handsome face appeared behind the door. He straightened his messy hair, looked at Guan Nianwei and asked politely: "can I help you?"

Guan Nianwei did as she had agreed with Dongyu at the beginning. She stretched out a stack of documents in her arms and said softly, "This is some contract from Yunting. I need you to check it out now. Can I go in?"

Xuecheng was puzzled: "Yunting?"

Guan Nianwei said: "Yes, Yunting, that is the Yunting Group on TV."

Xuecheng frowned even tighter in an instant, but he didn't refuse, and opened the door to let her in.

The room is a bit messy, the coffee table is full of sundries, the clothes that should be hung on the hangers are thrown on the sofa, and every place is full of the breath of life that frees oneself.

Guan Nianwei calmly pushed the mirror frame on the bridge of her nose.It seems that he is an "eclectic" talent.

Then she heard Dong Yu's voice in her heart, expressing her shock at Xue Cheng's "eclectic" very succinctly: "Grass."

Guan Nianwei: "..."

Mr. Dong is really quick to learn and use quickly, keeping up with the pace of the Internet age - she is going to start to learn to get used to a serious person like Dongyu saying "grass".

"I made you laugh." Xuecheng scratched his head embarrassingly, quickly put all the clothes on the sofa into the bedroom, and reluctantly tidied up a small space on the coffee table full of books and other things, so convenient Guan Nianwei put the file.

Afraid of his embarrassment, Guan Nianwei said caringly: "It's okay, life is my own, as long as I feel comfortable."

One's own life is naturally to choose the most comfortable way of life to live.

Xuecheng asked her to sit down, poured warm water for her and returned, the atmosphere suddenly became awkward again, Guan Nianwei took the initiative to open the topic: "Mr. Xuecheng, my roommate likes to read your books very much."

When it came to the fields he was familiar with, Xue Cheng's expression relaxed a little: "Ah, is that so?" He couldn't help teasing himself, "Then she must really hate procrastination."

Before Lin Shuqi took over Xue Cheng, Xue Cheng had already established himself in the world of online literature by virtue of his wonderful storylines, smooth and delicate narrative ability, and unique world system, and successfully captured thousands of readers.

Later, he frantically dragged on the manuscript for five months. None of the readers knew why he didn't update it, and he was reluctant to part with his wonderful story, so he could only squat at the bottom of the pit and scold him civilizedly, while he cried pitifully calling him.

And because of his huge number of readers, there are so many people calling him, this matter was also a hot search.Lin Shuqi took over from him the day before the hot search, and he updated it the day after the hot search broke out.

His readers hate his procrastination, and because he is a half-monthly updater, they have to go to his Weibo every half a month to supervise him and let him hand in updates on time, or run to Lin Shuqi's Weibo went to sell miserably, making Sister Lin "feeling for the child, the child is about to die without reading the latest chapter".

Liu An'an was squatting at the bottom of the pit while scolding back then, of course Guan Nianwei had an impression, she pushed her glasses: "She was always curious why you delayed the draft for so long, if your editor at the time hadn't told everyone that it was safe ..."

She'll think you're dead.

Xuecheng laughed twice, and said: "The reason is very simple, that is, there is no shortage of money, and the reputation has reached a height where it will not fall again, and it will cause a little laziness, and a little less desire to continue. tried."

As soon as he finished speaking, Dongyu suddenly appeared and stood beside the coffee table, looking majestic and looking at them from above.

Guan Nianwei: "..."

The way of appearance is very surprising, yes, but isn't she afraid of scaring other mortals? !

Xuecheng almost bounced off the sofa, his eyes widened instantly after seeing Dongyu's appearance clearly: "Sister Dongyu, why are you here?!"

Guan Nianwei: "...?"

How is this going?They know each other?Is Xue Cheng not a human being? !

Dongyu bent down slightly, stretched out his hand and gently brushed away Xuecheng's hair that almost covered his eyes, then looked into his dark eyes, and opened his red lips lightly: "Why I am here is not important."

"The important thing is that my sister knows that you don't want to work hard."

Xuecheng suddenly had an ominous premonition.

In the next second, he saw Dongyu pull out his phone without hesitation, and complained in front of him calmly: "Father, Xuecheng said that he doesn't want to work hard anymore, and wants to go back and inherit the Heavenly Court."

Xuecheng was shocked: "!!!"

He immediately bounced off the sofa, threw himself to the phone and tried to defend himself: "Father, my son doesn't have a son! My son really wants to work hard!!!"

The heavens can learn from me, my sister cheated on me! ! !

Dongyu put his hand on his forehead, pushed him away mercilessly, and Xuecheng stretched out his hand desperately to snatch her mobile phone.

The scene is as childish as a kindergarten fight.

Guan Nianwei: "..."

Your second generation of gods... is really amazing.

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Tell the cuties, starting tomorrow, I will press the digital update until I enter v.

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感谢在2020-03-1020:16:36~2020-03-1119:17:03期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who cast the landmines: Kxsaley, Always SONE, Mo Yao, Yinbing 77, Can Xuanxuan have a girlfriend before 30 years old, Commander and Mao 1;

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