Come wear it, come to die

When the three of them went down the mountain together, Mr. Tong prayed not idle. He picked wild vegetables along the way, and there were a lot of fungi, including shiitake mushrooms, straw mushrooms, mushrooms, fungus, as well as cordyceps and ganoderma. The people here seem to be completely I don't know that these are edible, but no one picks them.

"Don't pick it indiscriminately. I saw someone eating this before, foaming at the mouth, and then died." Zhang Xiaozhou said, that person was a hunter. Hanging, foaming at the mouth, and being carried to Doctor Yi for treatment, he died in the end.

Hearing this, Feng Jing's expression changed, and he took Tong Xianjun's hand to pick mushrooms.

Seeing the two men with expressions on the face of a formidable enemy, Mr. Tong prayed helplessly, and said: "Some mushrooms are indeed poisonous, like the ones with conspicuous colors, so you can't eat them, because they are poisonous." The brightly colored red mushroom with white spots raised the mushroom in his hand and said: "This kind is not poisonous, it can be eaten, and it tastes good. There are also some poisonous trees. The mushrooms growing on the trunk are just It can’t be taken out, because such mushrooms are also poisonous, so you have to be careful when picking them.”

Listening to Tong Xianjun's words, both of them were stupefied, and Feng Jing looked at him with twinkling eyes, thinking that he was really smart.

When they got down to the mountain, the sky began to set. When the three returned to the village, no one saw anyone, and all their prey did not attract the attention of others. Zhang Xiaozhou's family lived at the head of the village, so he went home first. Signal Tong prayed to Jun to send him home.

"No, I'll just go home by myself." As he spoke, he took back the basket full of wild vegetables from Feng Jing's arm, and said, "I'll take these two snakes back with me."

Feng Jing grabbed him, and gave Tong Xianjun the tied-footed pheasant and a nest of pigeon eggs, and asked him to take them home.

"I don't want it, you can take this home." Tong Qianjun shook his head, he didn't want to take the food back for any pair of wives to eat, hmph, they are so beautiful.

Seeing that he didn't want it, Feng Jing frowned slightly.

"You take it home first. I'll go to your house tomorrow to find you and cook something delicious for you, good boy."

Suddenly there was a gentle touch on the head, and when Feng Jing realized that his head was being touched by Tong Xianjun, he had already floated away with the bamboo basket.

Looking at the slender back who left, Feng Jing's heart beat wildly, Brother Jun explained that he was going to his house tomorrow and made him something delicious! ?

The corners of his slightly pursed mouth could not help but rise slightly, his heart had already begun to look forward to it.

Tong Qianjun's house was facing Wu's gloomy dead face.

"I told you to pick some wild vegetables, where did you go?" Then he rushed up and raised his hand to hit Tong Xianjun.

The original owner did not suffer from Wu's beating at all. Tong Xianjun is not the original owner, so he would not stand there and be beaten obediently. He took it out of the basket and threw something over.

The unsuspecting Wu Shi was thrown in the face, and backed away screaming, when he wanted to see what Tong Qianjun hit him with, a snake with open fangs bit him.

"Ah——" Wu Shi screamed in fright, stepped back, tripped over the threshold of the side room, and fell to the ground with her buttocks, almost flattening her two buttocks.

"Father Mu, what happened?" Tong Lian, who walked into the yard with a spring face, heard Wu's screams from the house, quickly suppressed the smile on her face, ran into the house, and saw Wu Shi rubbed her buttocks and sat on the ground, rushing to support Wu Shi, Tong Lian glared at Tong Xianjun angrily, with teary eyes, and said: "Brother Jun, you are too much, even if Father Mu is not Your biological mother-in-law is also your elder, you actually pushed him!!"

push?Tong Xianjun said that he would not take the blame, and holding the dead snake with its mouth and two sharp fangs in his hand, he shook it in front of Tong Lian.

Although she grew up in a mountain village, Tong Lian was a brother, so how could she have seen a snake, so she screamed in fright and hid behind Wu's back.

Wu Shi looked at the snake mouth dangling in front of her, her face turned green with fright, and she was about to pee her pants.

"Father Mu said that I went to pick some wild vegetables all afternoon. I'm just going to tell him." Then he put all the wild vegetables and mushrooms in a bamboo basket on the table, and said: "There are people in the field at the entrance of the village every day." Picking wild vegetables there, I searched for a long time but couldn't find a few, so I went further and picked them. This is the result of my one afternoon, enough to eat for several days. When I was picking wild vegetables, I saw two If there is a snake, just beat it to death, and take it back to eat meat." He said, shaking the snake in his hand.

The snake was half a meter long, and Tong Xianjun fell like a whip, and Mu Zi was afraid of being hit, so he backed up again and again.

This... is this still a brother? How dare he even dare to catch such a terrifying snake? It's so scary! !

Tong Xianjun ignored what these two people were thinking, snorted coldly, picked up a full basket and walked towards the kitchen in a blissful manner.

People's living standards in this place are not good. Unless the family has a large population and someone goes hunting in the mountains, otherwise there is basically no such thing as oil in the house. After a pot of clear soup is boiled, put a little yellowish Coarse salt can be poured into the stomach.

There is no oil, no soy sauce, no various seasonings, only the most inferior coarse salt. It is really difficult to make a delicious meal, but Tong Xianjun is not included.

Pick up the rusty kitchen knife that was handed down by the ancestors of the Tong family, with a gap broken, and sharpen the blade a few times on the stone of the stove to make the blade sharper, and peel off the snake's skin neatly. Snake gall is a good thing, put it away, Leave it to your lover, take out the intestines, soak them in coarse salt, and filter them several times with a clean cloth to remove impurities in the salt, and then soak the snake meat in salt water to taste.

Take out some wild vegetables from the basket, wash them for later use, wash and cut the mushrooms, and put them aside for later use. When he was digging wild vegetables on the mountain, he also dug up a lot of yams, peeled them and cut them into slices, and put them aside. For later use, take half a spoonful of thick rice from the bottomed rice tank and soak it in water.

After preparation, the snake meat is almost delicious, fish it out and skewer it with bamboo sticks, light the firewood with flint, set it up and roast it on the fire.

Soon the kitchen began to be filled with a strong smell of snake meat. They kept poking around outside the kitchen, full of contempt for Tong Xianjun, and Wu Shi and Tong Lian, who were waiting to see the joke, had never smelled such a smell, and their saliva was covered with water. The rich meat flavor is enough to leave your mouth watering.

Tong Yanjun’s fire control is very delicate. His master who was once in a certain plane was a master of alchemy, and he was forced to teach him to control fire and alchemy. The fire of this barbecue is still uncontrollable. His grumpy master is separated by several planes. Might have to slap him to death.

Thinking of Master, Tong Yanjun sniffled and flipped the snake meat in his hands. He didn't roast the snake meat too well, and put it on a plate when the juice flowed out from the meat, cut it into sections with a knife, and put the large casserole in the hole into pieces. Put it on the stove, heat up the pot, put down the mouth of the snake and stir-fry. It is just right for the water on the snake meat to flow out. When the snake meat is cooked, Tong Xianjun first puts a bowl and puts it together with the snake gall. Then add water, put rice on it and start cooking.

When the porridge was boiled, he began to add yams and mushrooms in order to continue cooking, and finally added wild vegetables, poured the bowl of soaked snake meat and filtered salt water into it, and cooked for a while and it was done.

When Tong Dashan walked into the room, he smelled a strong fragrance, which he had never smelled since he was so old. The exhaustion from working in the fields all day subsided a lot in an instant.

Then, I saw Wu Shi and Tong Lian standing at the door of the kitchen with their heads outstretched, and the scent came from the kitchen.

"Who is cooking what? It smells so good." Tong Dashan couldn't help but sucked his nose twice.

"Father, you are back, sit down and have a rest, you will be able to have dinner soon." Seeing Tong Dashan stretching his head to look at the kitchen, Tong Qianjun smiled at him.

"It's Brother Jun, what are you cooking?"

Mr. Tong prayed with a mysterious smile, and said: "Father will know later, go to the dining table and sit down, and set up the dishes."

When Wu Shi smelled the fragrance, she couldn't bear it for a long time. It was the first time that she took the initiative to get the bowl, and Tong Lian also quickly followed to get the chopsticks.

Tong Dashan looked at the eldest son who was busy in the kitchen and smiled before going out, sitting at the table and waiting.

Mr. Tong prayed for a cup, filled it full and covered it, then put the fried snake meat and snake gall in a bamboo basket, covered it with a cloth and put it in an inconspicuous corner, and walked out of the kitchen with a large casserole , there were already three people sitting at the table, setting the dishes and chopsticks, staring at the pot with bright eyes.

"I picked a lot of wild vegetables today, and I even stoned a snake to death, and then boiled it. Daddy, you are the hardest, so you should eat more." Tong prayed for a big bowl of porridge for Tong Dashan, and gave him a lot of snakes Meat.

"Snake!?" Tong Dashan's expression changed, he didn't care how delicious the bowl of porridge in front of him was, and looked at Mr. Tong.

"Father, don't worry. I saw it from a long distance away. It was stoned to death. It was not bitten. You should eat it quickly and taste it." Tong Dashan really cared about the original owner, and Tong prayed for help. Let him be filial.

After confirming that his son was not injured, he repeatedly warned him not to provoke any snakes in the future. After receiving repeated nods from Mr. Tong, he began to eat porridge with snake meat, yams, mushrooms, and wild vegetables that he had never eaten before.

After just one bite, a few people seemed to fly into the sky, oh my god, is this really porridge?

Mr. Tong prayed his eyes lightly over the two muzis who were blushing from eating, and recently raised a cold smile.

The porridge I cooked with my own hands is not so easy to eat.

"Dad, is it delicious?"

"It's delicious, it's delicious, haha, I really didn't expect it... My brother Jun has such a good craftsmanship." Tong Dashan took two more gulps while talking.

"Well, my father said it was delicious, so my future husband will definitely like it." He covered his blushing face as he spoke.

Tong Dashan paused for a moment, thought of something, smiled more heartily, and said: "Yes, my brother Jun has also reached the age of marriage, father knows, father knows!"

The faces of Wu Shi and Tong Lian, who were eating happily, became extremely gloomy, and the delicious food they ate was more like sand and stones, making it difficult to swallow.

Tong Lian used all her strength to hold back the half-bowl of hot porridge left in her hand on the ground. He must not let Li Xi marry this bitch, Brother Jun, absolutely not... A crazy idea came Formed in his mind!

There was more than half of the porridge left in the big casserole. Tong Xianjun took advantage of Wu Shi and Tong Lian to wash the dishes outside the house to "conspiracy", Tong Dashan went to take a bath, said to go back to the room to sleep, locked the door, and ran out with the basket .

His room belonged to the original owner, Mu's father. Tong Dashan later married the Wu family and built another house. When Brother Lian was born, he built another room because Tong Jun had a separate room, so he was not afraid of being discovered when he went out. .

Today's harvest was great, but Feng Jing didn't think about killing one to eat, he wanted to wait for Tong Jun to come over tomorrow, and then feed him.

Just as I was thinking of cooking some wild vegetable rice soup to cope, there was a knock on the door.

Feng Jing was slightly stunned, went to open the door, and when he saw the person outside the door, his eyes widened in surprise.

"Is your dinner... a surprise? An accident?"

The author has something to say: guess who is the master who likes to eat snake meat!

When grilling a snake with a small knife, I thought of a picture...holding a bamboo skewer skewered with snake meat, flipping it, with disheveled hair, squinting eyes, a cigarette in his mouth, wearing a vest, shaking his feet...a complete street barbecue uncle... …Ha ha

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Ruinan Wang Baize entered the murderous palace as a proton, and worked every step of the way, exhausted all the tricks, plotted for many years, and finally...

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They were born in the same year, the same month and the same day, but their fates are different.

One was born with blood; the other was born with auspiciousness.

Under the phoenix tree, love at first sight.

He insisted on keeping people, but he couldn't keep his heart.

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