if this is the saint

When you think that people are confused, so you feel relieved to do something wrong, they suddenly open their eyes and see you with a perverted and pursed mouth. How embarrassing is it?

The queen is worthy of being a queen. I have never seen such a big scene. Seeing the person in her arms staring at her with eyes that seemed to see through everything, she lifted the veil generously without panicking. Busily put Sun Wukong on the cushion, took the sandalwood comb on one side of the table, untied Sun Wukong's hair belt in a serious manner, combed his long hair, as if he had known each other for a long time, and said in a homely tone, "I'm not pretending. Are you in a coma? Why don't you pretend?"

Did this 'queen' just pretend to kiss him to blow him awake?Sun Wukong straightened his waist and sat up. He would not believe it. The moment of astonishment in the other party's eyes just now was not an illusion. Sun Wukong lowered his head slightly and gave the basic courtesy to treat an emperor. The monk who came from Tang originally wanted to come to pay homage officially tomorrow, but I didn’t expect a coincidence to allow me to meet His Majesty in advance, it’s really an honor.”

"Oh? Monk." The Queen obviously didn't believe her, and looked at Monkey King with burning eyes like before, "How could there be such a beautiful monk as you in the world." As she spoke, her eyes flickered, and her body leaned towards Monkey King. As soon as he stretched out his hand, he wanted to grab Monkey King's hand on his lap.

Sun Wukong let the hand fall on his own, slowly raised his eyes, put the queen's face in his eyes, and showed a meaningful smile, "No matter how beautiful, how can it be as beautiful as the 'female-queen'?" "The word 'female' is particularly strong.

The face of the 'queen' immediately turned cold. She remembered that she had hugged someone in her arms just now. Although she immediately let him out after realizing that he was awake, she was still discovered unexpectedly.Originally, her figure was hidden under layers of fancy clothes, and there was no trace of unevenness at all, but who made her lustful and hugged him in her arms? There is no gap in her chest, and it will come out as soon as she feels it .

Undoubtedly, the king of the Daughter Kingdom must be succeeded by a woman. If her identity is exposed, no matter how much prestige she has, as long as there is a trace of rumors, she will not be able to escape a round of verification, let alone now with the The national teacher made a little trouble for her, and it will be impossible for her to get help from the national teacher for a while.

Thinking about this, the queen's face remained calm, but she just retracted her hand, she... No!He sat back upright, and looked at Sun Wukong again, this time with a scrutinizing gaze, "The monk from the Tang Dynasty, what do you want to do here?"

"Go to the Western Paradise to obtain the scriptures." Sun Wukong replied, and tied his hair back again. Although it is comfortable to hang loose, it is very obstructive. "Then, I hope the Queen can give us a customs clearance document."

The queen's eyes with heavy eye makeup were bent, "'us'? What about the rest of you?"

Sun Wukong smiled and said nothing, 'Tell me, and then you went to catch them as a trick? '

The queen understood, "Even if you don't tell me, the widow Ah Qing knows her. She once dedicated a man to the widow." It means that I know where they are even if you don't tell me.

Oh, in fact, it’s nothing to catch, it’s just mere mortals, and you can’t hurt them with your hands, it’s just a little troublesome, Sun Wukong earnestly said: “Your Majesty misunderstood, it’s because one of my younger brothers accidentally ate the water from the mother-child river, I hope your majesty can catch them.” Received into the palace for medical treatment."

The Queen glanced at Monkey King suspiciously, knowing that this was a tiger's den, and she wanted to pull people in, so she was so sure that he would be afraid that he would reveal his identity and have scruples?

Sun Wukong saw the Queen's suspicion and explained, "Compared to Ah Qing, I trust Your Majesty more. At least Your Majesty can let my junior brother receive the best medical treatment, right?"

The queen smiled and nodded when she heard the words, "That's right, no one is better at healing men than the imperial doctor in the widow's palace."

"The customs clearance document..."

The queen looked at Sun Wukong and pondered, the emptiness in her eyes was ups and downs, and she said quietly: "I am nearly thirty years old, and my post is empty, and the ministers have all asked me to get married. Mr. Sun, I think you are very suitable."

Monkey King "...", it's really... very interesting!Maybe a mortal wedding would be a nice experience?

……

Monkey King, who returned to the palace, was fed by the queen. When he saw Zhu Bajie the next day, he found that Zhu Bajie's stomach had bulged slightly, as if he was pregnant.

"Pfft!" Monkey King couldn't hold back a sip of tea.

After taking the medicine, Zhu Bajie didn’t feel the pain anymore, a big belly is nothing, anyway, he will pull it out in the end, but he didn’t expect that when he was worried about Monkey King, he followed these people regardless of his own “big belly” When he was in the palace, Sun Wukong laughed at him the first time he saw him, and Zhu Bajie became angry from embarrassment, "Brother! Seeing how comfortable you are here, we are worrying about you for nothing!"

Sun Wukong suppressed a smile and looked away, "Master, Brother Sha."

"Hey, what do you mean, you don't even want to call me!" Zhu Bajie roared angrily.

Tang Seng said 'hmm', "Nothing happened."

With a "slap", Zhu Bajie slapped the table down. He looked alive and kicking, and he couldn't see that he was about to die before.

Seeing Tang Seng calmly pushing away Zhu Bajie and approaching him to ask Tang Seng, Monkey King nodded, "No big deal, but I'm afraid we won't let us go easily."

Zhu Bajie is getting a little irritable, please take care of me!Zhu Bajie, who was about to play tricks to attract attention, heard Sun Wukong's words, and immediately threw away his self-willedness, and said in surprise: "You won't let us go easily? Why!"

Tang Seng also looked surprised and puzzled, "When I talked to Her Majesty the Queen just now, she also said that she would send us out of the country in person."

Monkey King was silent, and poured tea for the few people sitting around the table.

Seeing him like this, several people felt that something bad was about to happen.

"The queen said that we should stay and attend her wedding before we leave. Senior brother, the other person in the wedding isn't you!" Drifting spoke abruptly at this moment, breaking the momentary silence, but also making the atmosphere more stagnant Dead silence.

Although their master is a holy monk from the Tang Dynasty, the queen's attitude towards them is too kind, and she respects their master even more. No matter how kind and friendly a queen is, it is impossible for her to be so courteous. treat.

Then contacting the gorgeous residence where Monkey King lived at this time, Drifting quickly connected it and came to this absurd conclusion.

He has always been honest and honest. In fact, when it comes to observation, he is the most meticulous of several people. Even Sun Wukong only relies on his sharp intuition, and he is the only one who pays attention to every detail from beginning to end.

The teapot in Sun Wukong's hand paused, and he gave Drifting a look of admiration and pity. The appreciation was because of Drifting's meticulous observation, but the pity was because Drifting had been covering up these shining spots with dust until he saw through them. The most regrettable thing about coming out is that this person turned out to be a Tathagata.

"This...isn't it true..." Zhu Bajie looked at Monkey King's expression, and his tone was a little weak.

Sun Wukong looked at the people as if the world was collapsing, he pursed his lips in amusement, and suddenly thought of something, "Oh? Where's Ao Lie? And that Ah Qing, did you find anything wrong?"

"Wait, we'll talk about this later, senior brother, tell me about the queen's marriage!" Zhu Bajie drank a glass of water anxiously.

Sun Wukong spread his hands as if nothing had happened, "This is only temporary. After you get the customs clearance documents and leave, I will naturally have a way to get out."

After Tang Seng heard Drifting's words, his face had been dark all the time, and now his face was even darker, "No way! Isn't this just deceiving! Monks can't lie, you are..."

"Otherwise?" Sun Wukong asked back and interrupted, "Master should also know the situation in this daughter country, which is completely different from the outside world. Since you have restricted us from harming mortals, then do you think they can let them go?" The four men in their eyes? They don't care if you are a monk or not."

Tang Seng, "...".

Seeing Tang Seng who was easily persuaded, Drifting frowned almost imperceptibly.

Sun Wukong took out two bottles of pills and put them in front of Zhu Bajie, "Idiot, this is the medicine prepared by the imperial physician, the white one is for ripening, three times a day, three pills at a time, after three days, your sarcoma should be almost mature Alright, when the time comes, take the black one and excrete it for a few more days, and the aftereffect of the Zimu River will pass."

Zhu Bajie immediately grabbed the two bottles of medicine like a baby, and exulted, "Thank you, thank you senior brother!" Although he didn't care, God knows, even if he died, he didn't want to have a big belly.

"By the way, senior brother, Xiao Bailong was ordered not to enter the palace, so he can only stay at Ah Qing's house. Ah Qing has already told us the current situation of this country." Speaking of this, the hairs on Zhu Bajie's back stood on end. It is conceivable that the Daughter Kingdom, which is full of grandeur on the surface, has such embarrassment, "She planned to come, but Xiao Bailong also needs to be taken care of at her house, so we didn't let her come with her."

Sun Wukong nodded to show that he knew, "In this way, Daowu also has a lot of time to waste time. '

At this time, footsteps came from outside the door, because Sun Wukong had ordered not to come in easily, so the voice of the servant girl came from the door, "Mr. Sun, Your Majesty invites you to dinner."

Sun Wukong glanced at several people, and replied: "We will come here."

After the footsteps left, Monkey King stood up, "Let's go."

Tang Seng still disagreed, "Wukong..."

"Master!" Sun Wukong smiled indifferently, which was a sign that his patience was about to run out. "If you don't believe what I said, the queen won't let us go. You can ask yourself later."

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