unrivaled gymnastics

"Master, get out of the car."

"I'm quite comfortable sitting here."

"We've arrived."

"I'm not blind, of course I know we've arrived."

"Are you car sick?"

"If I say 'yes', can I just ride back?"

Xiao Xuechen glared fiercely at Fang Xinhe, who held his umbrella and shrank like a mushroom on the corner seat in the last row of the bus.

Lingxu Pai is located at the foot of Lingxu Mountain, a corner of the scenic area, and you usually take a scenic bus to go up the mountain.Xiao Xuechen, Gu Xiaofei and Fang Xinhe went up the mountain early in the morning.Although it might be faster for the three of them to use light work than to take a bus, Fang Xinhe found all kinds of excuses to refuse to go up the mountain along the way, so Xiao Xuechen had no choice but to force him into the bus.

"Shouldn't you be more happy to return to the sect after a long time?" Xiao Xuechen looked down at his uncle from a high position.

"I'm shy of being close to my hometown."

"I think it's someone who is close to you, please be timid."

"You won't die if you don't say a few words."

"Xiao Fei, take your luggage and go first." Xiao Xuechen said.

Unless he did something, Fang Xinhe didn't intend to get out of the car.He rolled up his sleeves and leaned straight towards Fang Xinhe's face.Fang Xinhe raised his umbrella to block it, Xiao Xuechen felt as if he had punched an iron wall, and even his teeth shook.

"What are you dawdling about?!" The driver turned around and roared, "How can I do business with you like this?!"

This roar was so powerful that even the car windows shook.Gu Xiaofei covered his ears, thinking that Lingxu Mountain is indeed a place of hidden dragons and crouching tigers, even the old driver knows martial arts.

Fang Xinhe was scolded by the driver, and jumped out of the car disheartened.Amidst the cursing of the driver, the bus drove away.Gu Xiaofei thinks that the driver may have the title of "Lingxu Mountain Car God" for being able to do a drift on such a steep hillside.

"Why don't you leave?" Xiao Xuechen looked at Fang Xinhe with the eyes of a prisoner.

Fang Xinhe said with a smile, "You go first, and I will be in the rear."

"No, you go ahead." Xiao Xuechen pointed to the winding bluestone steps ahead, staring at Fang Xinhe like a guard escorting a prisoner.

Fang Xinhe retaliated and threw all the luggage to Xiao Xuechen, shook off his fan, and walked away swaggeringly.Gu Xiaofei picked up his luggage and followed Fang Xinhe with Xiao Xuechen.Now he doesn't think they are like a prisoner being escorted by two guards - it's simply the old man taking two little book boys out to play!

"Why is he so unwilling to return to the sect?" Gu Xiaofei asked, "Did he violate the sect rules? Was he expelled from the sect?"

"No. He's just afraid to see my master." Xiao Xuechen stared closely at Fang Xinhe's back, preventing him from running away if he didn't pay attention.

"Because Master is scary?" Gu Xiaofei asked nervously.

"...he's scary in some ways, but not because of that."

Gu Xiaofei: "???"

Xiao Xuechen sighed: "It's hard to say, but you'll understand later. Let's go."

Gu Xiaofei followed Xiao Xuechen in a complicated mood.When he set off, he thought that this trip was for him and Xiao Xuechen to go to a beautiful scenic spot to relax, but he realized at the foot of Lingxu Mountain that this was simply going home to meet his parents!

Although he had already met one of the "parents" Fang Xinhe, the uncle and the master were still a little different.Fang Xinhe is old and unruly, which makes Gu Xiaofei feel close, but it is difficult to feel any sense of awe.As for Xiao Xuechen's master... Gu Xiaofei didn't know what kind of person he was, but the master he imagined was a mature, dignified, unsmiling master—to be exact, Xiao Xuechen who was ten thousand times more serious.When he was stupid, Fang Xinhe would laugh and make fun of him, but the master would definitely scold him severely, or silently condemn him with stern eyes.Before Gu Xiaofei saw his face, he had already started a two-way battle.

"Well, Xiao Daxia, isn't it good for us to come back empty-handed? Should we bring some gifts for your master?" Gu Xiaofei heard from his roommate that parents who meet their girlfriends for the first time must give gifts, otherwise they will think that you have no Polite and ignorant.Although Xiao Xuechen is not his girlfriend, and he is not Xiao Xuechen's girlfriend, they are just simple friends, but the basic principles of human relationships are the same.

"No need. Master hates empty gifts. And the things he likes are rather strange, and ordinary people can't give them."

Gu Xiaofei was full of question marks.What is "the things I like are weird"?Is Master's hobby so weird?When mentioning people with strange hobbies, the first thing Gu Xiaofei thinks of is his three roommates.Painters like playing games, writers like producers, and musicians who are sons of aristocratic families but have turned into rebellious rock youths. No matter how strange Master Xiao Xuechen's hobbies are, how can he blame them?

The three climbed up the stairs.On both sides of the stone steps, the bamboo forest is lush and green, the mountains and haze in the forest are undulating, and the light and shadow are flickering.The fresh air in the mountains is different from the filth of the city, and the breath is refreshing, which makes Gu Xiaofei feel completely new.Listening carefully, there seems to be the roar of a waterfall in the distance.The bamboo waves are rustling and the water is gurgling, creating a quiet scene far away from the world.

The so-called Xanadu, probably is like this!Xiao Xuechen has lived in this place since he was a child, so it's no wonder he has turned into an elegant figure like a fairy.Gu Xiaofei doesn't know what the Lingxu Sect looks like, but it should be similar to the cultivation sects in those fairy games played by his roommates, right?Pavilions, towers, pavilions, carved beams and painted buildings, and fluttering fairy music are exactly in line with Gu Xiaofei's imagination of Lingxu School.

The stone steps in front have been exhausted, turned into a stone road, the bamboo forest is sparse, and it is suddenly cheerful.Gu Xiaofei suppressed his excitement, widened his eyes, and saw an arch across the stone road, and a plaque inlaid on the arch, with a total of seven powerful characters——

Lingxushan Martial Arts School.

A few modern small buildings can be seen faintly behind the arch. The playground in front of the building is covered with a plastic track, and the other side is the parking lot, where several small trucks and vans are parked.Gu Xiaofei saw that there was an avenue connecting the parking lot, which meant that the car could drive directly up the mountain, so why did they have to climb such a long step? !

"Uh..." Gu Xiaofei looked at this modern martial arts school, not knowing what to say.

What about the promised quiet paradise?What about the sect of Immortal Heroes that was agreed upon?Is this place that looks like an ordinary school really the legendary Lingxu Sect that has trained many martial arts masters? !

Xiao Xuechen patted his shoulder heavily. "When I first came, I had exactly the same reaction as you."

"So this is really the Lingxu sect?" Gu Xiaofei asked with a sad face, "Is there something hidden in it? Tell me these are just appearances for outsiders!"

"You will be disillusioned just after seeing these. If you see my master, you will collapse."

"How terrifying is your master!"

Xiao Xuechen pointed to the top of his head wordlessly.

Only then did Gu Xiaofei realize that there was a drone hanging in the sky.When did that thing fly over?How did he not notice at all?

Were the drones sent to spy on them?If Gu Xiaofei saw the drone in a science and technology museum, he would definitely not be confused at all, but the problem is, this is the Lingxu faction!Why is there a drone in a martial arts school? !

And this drone looks familiar!Gu Xiaofei is sure that he has no friends who are fond of drones. Although Qi Chong, a self-proclaimed trendy boy, always clamors to buy one to play with, he has never put it into action.I heard that what kind of license is required to play a drone, it is very troublesome.Since no one is playing this around, why does this drone give Gu Xiaofei a strong sense of déjà vu?

Fang Xinhe in front of him turned around and set up a pergola to look at the drone above his head.

"When did senior brother buy this thing? Why don't I know?"

The three of them stared blankly at the drone for a while, appreciating the charm of technology, like three salted fish in a star pie.

Suddenly, Xiao Xuechen rushed to the side of the road, picked up a stone, and hit "Jade Girl Throwing Shuttle" with his backhand.The drone hit him hard with a stone, and it was about to fall, but it was finally lifted back by control.

"Isn't that your master's thing?" Gu Xiaofei exclaimed, "Can you smash it so casually? Does it matter if you smash it?"

"He deserves it." Xiao Xuechen patted the dust off his palm.

"Ah???" Gu Xiaofei couldn't keep up with the rhythm.

Fang Xinhe was thoughtful: "So it was him... how did you find out? There are many people using drones in the world, right?"

"Painting." Xiao Xuechen said.

"When you say that, I realize that it seems to be particularly bright!"

The drone wobbled down until it was at eye level with the three.

"Don't mess around, this one is very expensive."

A deep male voice came from the drone.

"It doesn't matter, just smash it at will," Xiao Xuechen said to Gu Xiaofei, "This is a tool for criminals."

"Hey!" the drone yelled.

Gu Xiaofei timidly whispered in Xiao Xuechen's ear and asked, "Is it your master who is talking?"

"I really don't want to admit this cruel fact."

"He is your master! How can you say that about him!" Gu Xiaofei was shocked.If it were him, he would never be so indifferent to Teacher Su!

"Where in the world is there a master who sneaks across the hotel to spy on his apprentice?" Xiao Xuechen stared at the drone fiercely.

"what???"

"The pervert who peeped at us last time is him."

No wonder Gu Xiaofei found this drone familiar!This model, this painting, is exactly the same as the drone that the police seized from the "perverted" room!Wait, Daxia Xiao, is it really okay for you to call your master a "pervert"?

"Who spied on you." The drone said, "I spied on the little friend next to you."

——He actually shamelessly admitted that he was peeping!Gu Xiaofei thought.

"Why would you rather spy on them than me!" Fang Xinhe exclaimed in disbelief, "I'm your junior brother!"

——That's not the point, is it, uncle? !