unrivaled gymnastics

"The rich second generation refuses to arrange marriages, and jumps off a building to show their aspirations...What the hell is this title! Believe it or not, I'll call a lawyer to sue them!"

Qi Chong smashed the phone viciously at Chen Haokong, who caught the phone with a smile and flipped through the news on it.

"Isn't Bai Xiaosheng's news always in this style? And in a sense, they're right..."

Qi Chong was lying on the hospital bed, his left leg was suspended high, his right arm was in a splint, and his face was covered with gauze. He looked very miserable.

After jumping from the sixth floor of the hotel, he became like this.Qi Jingtian felt sorry for his grandson, and never dared to mention half a word about "love" and "marriage" with Qi Chong.Otherwise, if someone is pushed into a hurry, I don't know what stupid things this kid will do.

And Qi Chong learned an important lesson from his impulsive mistakes, that is, his lightness skills are not enough to let him go up and down the sixth floor as if walking on flat ground.

"It's a big mistake! It's outrageous!" Qi Chong knocked on the guardrail of the hospital bed, "I just overestimated my level of qinggong! Isn't it normal for you martial arts masters to fly up and down the stairs?" ? I just want to learn from you, but I didn’t expect my lightness skills to be so good! That’s all, nothing else!”

"Okay, okay, whatever you say is what you say." Chen Haokong comforted his irritable younger brother with a smile.

"Perfunctory!" Qi Chong turned his head away and stopped talking to him.

"Brother Xian was seriously injured this time, and needs to rest for a long time, so don't walk around recently, just lie at home with peace of mind. Remember not to be so impulsive in the future."

"Are you sent by grandpa to teach!"

Qi Jingtian felt ashamed to face his grandson, so he invited Qi Chong's elder brother Chen Haokong, who was sworn to Jinlan, to go to condolences, and ease his feelings for the young people by the way.Qi Chong saw his grandfather's painstaking efforts, but he felt that his grandfather had found the wrong person completely.Ask Chen Haokong to come?He will only be more depressed!

"You go! I want to make it easier for me to ask some women to come and serve me!" Qi Chong's family is rich, so he doesn't worry about not being able to hire beautiful female nurses.He was tired of watching a group of old men all day long, so he just took this opportunity to wash his eyes.

"Brother Xian, do you want to relieve yourself?"

"Yes! Are you going to watch me pee?"

Chen Haokong opened the door of the ward and called out "Sister Li, Sister Wang". Soon, two middle-aged women with big arms and round waists and fleshy faces squeezed into the ward, and shouted in a loud voice comparable to a loudspeaker: "Young Master! Do you want to relieve yourself?"

Qi Chong blushed.The nurse's voice was so loud that the entire ward could probably hear it clearly.There were snickers in the corridor.Does he want to lose face?Moreover, the arms of the nurse's eldest sister are thicker than his thighs. This is not the pure, cute and delicate beautiful girl nurse in his dreams at all!

"I'm not, I'm not, don't talk nonsense!" He hurriedly explained that he was not in a hurry to urinate.

The two nursing sisters stood with their hands on their hips, standing in front of Qi Chong's hospital bed like two giants standing on top of the sky, which reminded Qi Chong of the fear of human beings being dominated by giants.

A nurse aunt shouted: "It's okay! Elder sister has lived to this age and has never seen anything. Don't be shy with us!"

Another nurse yelled, "If you can't urinate, I'll call the nurse to insert a catheter for you!"

"No!!! Get out, get out!!!" Qi Chong wailed.

Chen Haokong held back his laughter, and asked the nurse to leave temporarily.Qi Chong lay on the bed collapsed, sweating profusely.If the elder sister doesn't leave, he will have to jump off the building to show his ambition for the second time—provided that his broken body can still be moved to the window.

"I don't want this kind of nurse, but... a beautiful girl!" Qi Chong gritted his teeth.

"My dear brother, don't wishful thinking. Your grandfather specially ordered that young girls are not allowed to take care of you, so you have to ask elder sisters and old aunts. Or do you prefer male nurses?"

"Fuck, my leg hurts! You help me up, I want to pee!"

"My virtuous brother, lie down well, it's a big deal to hurt your muscles and bones, don't move carelessly."

After finishing speaking, Chen Haokong took out a plastic urinal from under the bed: "Brother Yu, help me."

Qi Chong uttered a scream that reached Yunxiao: "Don't!!! Get out!!! I'd rather wet the bed than have your help!!!"

"Why is my virtuous brother so alienated? Everyone is a man, I have what you have, what are you afraid of?"

"Of course I'm afraid of you! What are you going to do when you touch me? You wanted to cut off my sleeves before! I can't move now, it's just...you're killing me for a knife!"

"Ah, hasn't that misunderstanding been clarified?" Chen Haokong said angrily, "What's more, it was the younger brother who tore off his sleeves first, causing me to misunderstand, so how could it be my fault instead?"

"Ordinary Straight Guy# can't think in that direction at all, okay! You definitely have a problem!"

"Ordinary straight men won't be afraid of another man, okay? Is my brother still peeing? It's not good for your health if you keep holding it in. Besides, if you wet the bed, the nurse will come to help you change the bedding and wipe yourself. Or should I say, You would rather let the eldest sister come..."

"I pee! Is it okay if I pee!" Qi Chong wanted to cry but had no tears.

Chen Haokong unbuttoned Qi Chong's pants.Qi Chong closed his eyes tightly, not even daring to look at Chen Haokong.He had never been so humiliated in his age.How can he hold his head up in front of Chen Haokong in the future?

"Don't look at me," he said, "I can't pee if you look at me."

"I didn't watch it." Chen Haokong said.

"How can you lie to me?"

"Young brother, you'll know it just by looking at me."

"Who wants to see you!"

Qi Chong tried his best to ignore Chen Haokong, and tried his best to solve the problem of his lower body.He never thought that peeing could be so strenuous.He even wanted to cry a little bit.He was seriously injured and lying in the hospital, with no relatives around him, only this Chen Haokong was with him.Chen Haokong can barely be considered a category of "relatives", after all he is his sworn brother, but not the kind of relatives he wants.

"Why are you crying? My muscles are sore from too much effort?" Chen Haokong asked.

"Damn, no," Qi Chong sniffed, "I miss my parents."

"..." Chen Haokong remained silent.

Qi Chong was sick when he was a child, and his parents were always by his side. No matter how busy the company was, they still put their son first.But such good parents will never come back.

He turned his head away.Tears streamed down his temples and seeped into his pillow.

Chen Haokong bent down in front of him and reached out to brush his hair.Qi Chong opened his hand.

"You fucking don't touch me! Just touched my little dick and then came to touch my face, is it disgusting!"

"Disgusting, disgusting." Chen Haokong didn't argue with the patient, and simply went downhill.

He went to the bathroom to clean the urinal.Qi Chong heard the sound of rushing water, his nose was sore again.He thought to himself, there are many friends in the world who can talk and laugh with you happily, but there are very few friends who can help you, and even rarer friends who can give you shit and piss when you are sick.

Many people think that Qi Chong was born wealthy and young, so he doesn't know the dangers in the world and can't tell good from bad.But Qi Chong felt that this was not the case.He has eyes to see, ears to hear, a brain to think, and a heart to feel. How could he not know who is good and who is bad?

"Hey, I say," he whispered, looking at the ceiling, "thanks."

He was afraid that Chen Haokong would not be able to hear him, so he added another sentence: "Brother."

After a while, Chen Haokong's voice came from the bathroom.

"You're welcome."

***

Xiao Xuechen lay on the sofa drowsily.He didn't remember how he got home, probably someone helped him back home.He held back too much wine for Gu Xiaofei at the banquet, and after drinking until he lost consciousness, he was in a trance and heard someone shouting "jumped off a building" or something, and then he was picked up by someone, and he stumbled into a car all the way inside.

Someone put something cold on his forehead.He touched it, and it was a wet towel.

"Xuechen? Are you awake?"

Xiao Xuechen's eyes couldn't focus, and he couldn't see the person in front of him clearly, but the instinct in his mind told him that it was Gu Xiaofei.

"What's wrong with me?" he asked.

"You drank too much! By the way, did you know that Qi Chong quarreled with his grandfather and jumped off the building, so the banquet was over. Let's go and see him tomorrow?" Gu Xiaofei whispered in his ear.

"No." Xiao Xuechen said in a deep voice, "I'm not going anywhere."

"Okay, okay, don't go if you don't like to go. We're already home, don't worry, I'll help you take a bath."

Gu Xiaofei picked him up and helped him to the bathroom.The boy's body looks slender, but in fact he is extremely powerful.

"You are not allowed to go either."

"Uh, I just went to visit Qi Chong, his leg was broken, it's poor."

Gu Xiaofei set aside a tank of clean water, asked Xiao Xuechen to sit on the edge of the bathtub, and helped him undress.Xiao Xuechen sat blankly like a puppet, the steam in the bathroom made him even more confused.

"And me?" he asked.

"You what?" Gu Xiaofei tested the temperature of the water, put him into the bathtub, and kept protecting his head for fear that he would hit it.

"He is pitiful, what about me?" Xiao Xuechen repeated.

"You? Uh, are you saying that it's pitiful for you to be so drunk? I'm sorry, it's all my fault. If I drink better, you don't have to help me stop the drink...Don't move, I'll help you soap."

Xiao Xuechen grabbed his wrist violently.

"Can't you see the purpose of Mr. Qi's treat?"

Gu Xiaofei was at a loss: "Isn't it to celebrate our qualifying?"

"Why are you so stupid, why can't you see anything!"

The alcohol in his body seemed to be boiled by the continuous steam, and Xiao Xuechen felt a surge of hot blood rushing to his head, which made him startled and angry.

How can there be such a dull person in the world!It's fine if you don't see his good intentions, but you can't even see the malicious intentions of others!Qi Jingtian is so obviously pulling red lines for Qi Chong and Gu Xiaofei, and deliberately rejecting him who has a close relationship with Gu Xiaofei, even outsiders can see it clearly, but Gu Xiaofei is unaware of it!

Didn't Gu Xiaofei see the slightest bit of his sincere protection and sincere dedication?

"Are you really stupid!" Xiao Xuechen growled, "Qi Jingtian organized this banquet just to match you and Qi Chong!"

Snapped.The soap in Gu Xiaofei's hands fell off, and he slid on the bathroom floor in circles, and finally slipped under the bathroom cabinet.

"Match me with...Qi Chong?" He felt incredible, "Have you drank too much? You must have drunk too much, and you started talking nonsense."

"Why do you think Qi Jingtian always asks Qi Chong to toast you? Why does he always imply that Qi Chong is getting close to you?"

"Because...we are good friends?" Gu Xiaofei himself was a little uncertain.

"Then I will block the wine for you, why is Qi Jingtian angry?"

"Is he angry?" Gu Xiaofei was shocked.

Xiao Xuechen couldn't laugh or cry.Now he understands the anguish of his uncle's feeling that he cannot get what he wants from his master.Faced with such an unresponsive elm bump, thank God for not going crazy.

"Otherwise, why did he drink me to death? Don't you understand?"

Gu Xiaofei speculated hesitantly: "Because you blocked the wine for me, it means you ruined his good deed?"

"anything else?"

"...I can't figure it out."

Xiao Xuechen pulled hard.With a crash, Gu Xiaofei fell into the bathtub and landed on Xiao Xuechen's chest.The hot water overflowed from the bathtub, flooded the ground like a torrent, and floated out like a soap boat that slipped under the bathroom cabinet.

Xiao Xuechen hugged Gu Xiaofei tightly, as if he wanted to engrave his scent in his heart, he sniffed his neck deeply.When his lips touched the skin, Gu Xiaofei shuddered.

"Because he saw it. Even he saw it, and you didn't notice it at all?"

"what……?"

Gu Xiaofei felt a little bad.

Something hard pressed against his lower body.

Through the dense steam, Xiao Xuechen's eyes looked dark and deep, like a whirlpool, able to suck him in.

"He saw me...to you..." Xiao Xuechen murmured, "Haven't you seen it yet?"