unrivaled gymnastics

"Why are you two smiling silly faces today?"

Gu Xuyang's eyes flicked on the faces of Senior Brother Xiao and Gu Xiaofei, and his keen senses trained as a policeman told him that what changed between these two people in just one night was not an ordinary change, but an irreversible qualitative change.

Upon hearing this, Gu Xiaofei hurriedly retracted his wide open mouth, trying to put on a serious expression.But no matter how hard he tried, the twitch at the corner of his mouth still betrayed him.Gu Xuyang felt that it must be very painful for him to hold back his laughter.

"I love to laugh by nature." Gu Xiaofei tried to be brave.

"I didn't laugh." Xiao Xuechen said seriously.

"Brother, who am I? If you fool anyone, don't fool me. The corners of your mouth have risen by more than 10°, and you still say you're not smiling!"

"Are you a protractor?" The corner of Xiao Xuechen's mouth curved downward.

Gu Xuyang stroked his stubble-covered chin.Senior brother drank too much last night, and it was Gu Xiaofei who helped him go home. Could it be that the two of them had some breakthrough?

Gu Xuyang smiled lewdly and gave his senior brother a thumbs up.Xiao Xuechen cleared his throat, looked at the sky, and pretended not to see it.Gu Xuyang thought to himself, these two people have made progress, and they still don't know who will go up and who will go down. The senior brother should be on top, but Gu Xiaofei was full of the temperament of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger as soon as he appeared on the stage, maybe the senior brother accidentally fell in front of him Somersaulted.So Gu Xuyang turned to Gu Xiaofei and gave him a thumbs up.Gu Xiaofei laughed knowingly, then covered his mouth, stared at Gu Xuyang, his black eyes seemed to say: I didn't laugh!Don't you make me laugh!

Ouch, I didn't expect him, senior brother Bingshan, to be melted by Gu Xiaofei's enthusiasm, I'm so happy.He had to find an auspicious day to report the good news to Master and Uncle.

"Brother, you know I'm a policeman, right? I can tell at a glance whether the suspect is lying or not." He joked.

Xiao Xuechen raised his eyebrows suspiciously. "Really," he said, "Since you are so discerning, why didn't you see that method..."

"Fa what?"

"Oh, it's okay."

He let Gu Xuyang and Gu Xiaofei get into the car and drove all the way to the hospital.They are going to visit Qi Chong who is hospitalized, and drop by Qi Jingtian to discuss important matters with him.

Half an hour later, they were standing outside Qi Chong's ward.As soon as Gu Xuyang held the doorknob, screams erupted in the room.

"You fucking don't touch me! Just touched my little dick and then came to touch my face, is it disgusting!"

"Disgusting, disgusting." followed by Chen Haokong's doting voice.

An unspeakable silence permeated the room between the three of them.

"I think we should go to Boss Qi first." Gu Xiaofei said.

For the first time, his opinion was unanimously adopted.

***

A few days later, Qi Chong returned home in a wheelchair.

"Grandpa didn't sit in the wheelchair, but I sat in it first. Our family is also weird!" He yelled without any big or small noises as soon as he entered the door.Qi Jingtian was afraid of provoking him, so he simply avoided seeing him.

There are no tigers in the mountains, so Qi Chong, the monkey, became the overlord. He was always domineering, but now that he was injured, he became even more aggressive, ordering the servants at home around.I have to go out for a while to blow the air, and then I have to go back to the house to sleep.For a while, I want to eat a foreign fast food junk food ten kilometers away, and for a while I want to eat green organic vegetables.For a while, the servants will give him a show, and for a while, he will ask someone to play games with him.The order was changed day by day, leaving the servants helpless.

The servants were hindered by the young master's authority and felt sorry for his injury, so they worked tirelessly for whatever they wanted from him.Except for Qi Chong's sleeping time, there are always a lot of people rushing in and out, and his posture is comparable to that of an emperor on a tour.

On this day, Qi Chong got tired of staying at home and wanted to go swimming.There is an open-air swimming pool in the backyard of the villa. He was injured and couldn't get in the water, so he asked his servant to get him an inflatable raft.He was lying on the raft, and two servants worked together to lift the raft into the swimming pool, and another servant floated beside Qi Chong with a plastic basin, which contained chilled wine, which Qi Chong could enjoy at any time.More people stood tremblingly by the pool.If they all fall into the water, they can rescue them at any time.

Qi Chong lay on the inflatable raft with his limbs spread out, wearing sunglasses, enjoyed the summer sun for a while, and soon got bored, hooked his fingers, took off the sunglasses, and shouted to the servant by the pool: "Hey! Bring me my game console!"

"Which game console do you want?" a young servant asked.Qi Chong has a lot of machines, and most of the servants don't know how to use them, and they often take the wrong ones, so Qi Chong specially hired a knowledgeable person to help him manage various digital products.

"Of course it's my Switch!"

"I'm going right away!" The servant turned and ran into the house.

Qi Chong put on his sunglasses again, and said to the servant who was pushing the plastic basin: "Take it, take it! Pretend!"

The servant felt a little wronged: "Didn't you want to drink..."

Qi Chong looked at him silently, and the servant immediately dared not continue, and asked submissively, "Do you want something else to drink?"

"I want popcorn! Go!"

***

The young servant in charge of managing digital products ran upstairs and entered the game room dedicated to Qi Chong.Qi Chong's computer and game consoles are placed in this room.The first thing that catches the eye is a projector, with two rows of old-fashioned arcade machines on both sides. On the glass cabinet near the door, there are various types of handhelds that are classified according to the production company.

The servant opened the glass cabinet, took out the Switch, and stuffed it into his pocket.But instead of returning to the pool immediately, he hummed a little tune and plugged in an arcade machine, waiting for it to turn on.This is a Contra arcade machine. The servant hummed the theme song of "Contra" with his hands behind his back. After the arcade machine entered the startup screen, he skillfully started the game.

The villain on the screen flipped to the ground, holding a gun and standing still, because the player did not perform any operations.The servant locked the door of the game room, listened for a while, and after confirming that no one was moving around, he returned to the arcade and entered the command: up, down, left, right, left, right, BABA.

This is a cheat code for "Contra", which can add 30 lives to the character, but after the servant enters the cheat code, nothing changes on the screen. door.

"You actually hid the secret room in such a place, should you say that your Qi family has style, or is it too funny?"

The servant got into the secret door.Behind the door was a small, airtight room with nothing but a few metal filing cabinets and a few safes, the walls not even painted.

The servants inspected the metal filing cabinets, each with combination locks.He took a second look and lost interest.Finally his eyes fell on the safe.He squatted down in front of the box, knocked on its thick shell, then took out a pair of gloves from his clothes, put them on, and lightly poked the combination disk of the safe.

The combination disk has its own alarm. If the wrong password is entered several times in a row or the correct password is not entered within a period of time, an alarm will be issued to prevent someone from trying hard by permutation and combination, or guessing the correct password through the special sound of the combination disk rotation.

The maid doesn't care about passwords.He has plenty of time to crack slowly.

He pulled up his trouser legs, pulled out a thin and tough rope, stuck one end to the safe, and grabbed the other end himself.He dragged the heavy safe out of the secret room, returned to the game room, opened the window of the game room, put the safe in front of the bed, and then jumped out holding the rope, like a swallow flying into the sky, and reached the roof in an instant.The rope was extremely long, stretching from the playroom all the way to the roof.As he walked, he lowered the rope, crossed the small half of the roof, and walked to the private helicopter parked on the rooftop helipad.

For this reason, he specially learned the helicopter stance technique. Although he did not get the corresponding license, he is still very confident in the actual operation.

"If you want to blame, blame you for not storing the treasure in the bank vault, Qi Jingtian." The servant said to himself mockingly.

From when he entered the secret room to when he climbed onto the roof, the whole process did not exceed 2 minutes.

Just as he was fiddling with the helicopter, two arcade machines suddenly stood up in the game room.

Two feet protruded from each of their red shells, and they took clumsy steps, left the corner, and staggered to the center of the room.

"Damn, after squatting for a week, I finally caught someone. I'm almost growing mushrooms." King of Fighters Arcade said.

"Stop talking nonsense and do more." Street Fighter Arcade said coldly.

Both of them lifted the camouflage on their bodies at the same time.Gu Xuyang played on the King of Fighters arcade machine, and Xiao Xuechen played on the Street Fighter arcade machine.

They went to the window and looked at the safe at the window, and the string that was glued to it.

"Is he going to use a helicopter to drag the safe out?" Gu Xuyang asked, "How bold and prolific a person really is."

Xiao Xuechen bent down to check the rope. "Is it insulated?"

"Brother, what do you want to do? Your thoughts are dangerous!"

"I'm just testing to see if he's insulating."

"You..." Gu Xuyang hesitated to speak.

"Say something quickly, and fart quickly," Xiao Xuechen said.

"I want to say, you are indeed Master's apprentice..."

***

The young servant started the helicopter engine.The rotors spun rumblingly, and the noise alarmed the people in the villa.It's a little too late to find out now that something is wrong.The servant thought proudly.

The lift from the rotor allows the helicopter to slowly rise and hover just inches from the ground.

The young servant was thinking about how to drag the safe out, when suddenly, his leg became paralyzed.Incapacitating electrical current was conducted to him through the string.He twitched uncontrollably, and the pain hit his brain, nearly knocking him unconscious.

Concentrating in the extreme pain, he raised a burst of true energy from his dantian and poured it into his right arm.The right arm is temporarily free to move.A blade slipped out of his sleeve, and it took him several tries to cut the string.

The shocks stopped.It took several seconds for the servant to recover from the pain.If he hadn't learned the martial arts of body protection, he might have passed out long ago.

He knew he had been exposed.He cursed the person who shocked him endlessly, greeted the eighteen generations of that person's ancestors, and took care of the person's descendants by the way.

After hearing that the "Sword Dance Picture" was returned to Zhao, he tried his best to sneak into the Qi family and find out where the "Sword Dance Picture" was stored.He thought that no one would be able to see through his disguise, but all his previous efforts were in vain.I don't know how his exquisite disguise and imitation were seen through.

It would be nice if one or two companions helped him at this time.He thought not without regret.Working alone is still a bit stretched.With this in mind, he changed the object of cursing from the person who discovered him to "dead fat pig spade 8" and "slut Qiu Tongyun with a heart like a snake and a scorpion".

One failure can't stop his ambition, as long as he is still free, there will be plenty of opportunities in the future.One day he will get the "Sword Dance Picture".

He pushed the lever, the rotors spun at full speed, and the helicopter rose into the clear sky.

"Wait-a-down!" A crisp voice came from below.

The helicopter shook violently, as if it had been hit by something.

The servant turned his head in disbelief, and saw a teenager clawing at the cabin door, screaming hysterically while struggling to climb into the cabin.

"Crazy!" The servant also screamed, "You can come up at such a height?! Have you ever eaten rockets?!"