Ambition of the King of Knights

In the end, Arthur and Xiaohong still couldn't enjoy the food perfectly, and Assassin didn't achieve his expected purpose. From a certain point of view, it was probably a karmic cycle, and the retribution was not good...

God knows, when Assassin borrowed the church kitchen, why did Arthur not stop Kotomine Kirei but let the priest help him, or was moved by the mapo tofu that Arthur specially packed for him and wanted to Thank you for cooking.Originally, he didn't really care much, thinking that most likely Kirei just cooked him some special dish of mapo tofu. However, he completely overestimated the priest's creativity, cognition, and dedication.

Heroic Emiya is really planning to tie Ruler's stomach to bind this ally, so it can be said that he did not do his best. It is true that Kotomine Kirei wants to make Arthur happy, but the bad thing is ,Kotomine Kirei is a rigid man who doesn't care about trends and has abnormal aesthetics. When Assassin was his servant before, he wanted to trick others, so he naturally moved a little bit. This is also true. This led to the present scene.

Because Assassin had too many dishes to cook, it was Kotomine Kirei who finished the dishes beforehand and brought them out. For Arthur...

"Kirei, this is..."

"Looking up at the star pie, one of the famous British specialties, I hope you will like it."

"..."

Looking at the row of fish heads looking up at the starry sky, their empty dead fish eyes seemed to be expressing some deep resentment, so that His Majesty King Arthur, who was invincible on the battlefield, suddenly felt a deep chill , as if he had received a fish curse-like malice—if it wasn’t for confirming that Kotomine Kirei’s words were sincere, there wouldn’t be any conflicts between them. Chilled back.

"There are also fried Oreos, face lollipops, lotus pond moonlight salmon, eel jelly, octopus..."

As Kotomine Kirei brought out the dinner plates one by one, not to mention Arthur felt the creeps, even the lion puppet on his shoulders blew out from the cold, not to mention the distorted human face lollipop And the wonderful fried biscuits, let's just say that octopus... Hey, hey, that one is still alive!The tentacles are still moving!The sucker on the top is still shrinking, hey!Is it really possible to serve it like this? !

"My king?" Kotomine Kirei seemed unable to understand King Arthur's empty expression at the moment, and asked in confusion, "Is this the special dish of your hometown? Don't you like it?"

"..." QAQ why, could it be that even his time travel can't save the dark cuisine of the Great Rot Kingdom? !

However, Arthur is indeed irrefutable that these are indeed 'food' from Great Britain. Perhaps due to the influence of the "magic bread" promoted by himself and Merlin, which is comparable to German brown bread, the taste buds and aesthetics of all British people are different. Is it out of order? !

"Bah-"

In the octopus platter, this poor octopus is obviously not dead, and it is a guy struggling to the end. It twists its tentacles, and even overturns the lettuce and cherry tomatoes on the side. The moving limbs made Arthur fall into a long silence. Under the puzzled eyes of the priest, he spoke with difficulty.

"Kirei, don't you think there is any problem?" Arthur stared deeply at this new priest, trying to see what he was thinking.

"Is there any problem?" Kotomine Kirei was really confused, and then said with a serious face, "If I made a mistake, please correct me in time."

"...Kirei, I think you need to learn the concept of aesthetics, really." Arthur rubbed his stomach calmly, and warned, "Sometimes being too independent is not a good thing, I don't ask you how high a standard you need to reach, but at least..."

Arthur looked away with difficulty, trying to ignore the dead fish eyes that seemed to be staring at him with death.

"At the very least, you should show the level of a normal person, and you should refuse something that will make you hungry just by looking at it."

"Eating bad stomach?" Kotomine Kirei, who is purely Japanese and often eats raw seafood, was puzzled, "Is there something wrong with these ingredients?"

"Know Baidu...can Google?" Arthur was tired, but thinking that Kirei must have been deceived, he couldn't help but pat him on the shoulder solemnly, "Everything needs to be collected by yourself in many ways. , although I don’t know who fooled you, but you must have your own judgment and learn the aesthetics of the public, which is very helpful for you to blend in with the crowd.”

"Yes! I would like to follow your instruction." Although Kotomine Kirei didn't understand it very well, he still agreed earnestly with the thought that my king could not be wrong, "Aren't you going to eat?"

"Hehe, no, it suddenly occurred to me that I have something urgent to do, Kirei, I'll come to see you next time... Help me and Assassin convey my apologies."

Arthur didn't wait for Kirei to finish speaking, he dragged his puppet lion and escaped from the terrible church. Now, no matter how much delicious food the hero has, he always feels that those fish heads and eyeballs will make him stay Deep psychological shadow, maybe his appetite will heal later, but at least for now, apart from aversion to cold and nausea, he has no appetite at all...

Of course, thinking that turning around and leaving like this might cause irreparable trauma to Kotomine Kirei's heart, he used his newly bought mobile phone to search for relevant content and stuffed it into the priest's hands. Naturally, this mobile phone was also given to him. Father, it is the utmost mercy.

At this moment, in the built-in kitchen of the church, the Heroic Emiya was preparing to show his talents and take down the foodie King Arthur in one fell swoop, but Kotomine Kirei who walked in told the regrettable news that King Arthur had left due to an urgent matter. He shouldn't have doubted anything, after all, King Arthur always He was a man of his word, and would never break the contract if it wasn't for an accident, but maybe it was because of his deep prejudice against the priest, so he couldn't help but become suspicious when he saw this.

King Arthur has great trust in the people within his circle. Could it be that the priest said something bad? !

"what have you done?"

"I don't understand you."

Assassin actually didn't really believe that the priest would change for the better. He knew the essence of this person better than anyone else. However, the days when he was Stoka proved that the priest in front of him was still a completely white flower. Lotus, this made him feel conflicted, his tone was cold but polite. In comparison, Kotomine Kirei was actually more at a loss, but after King Arthur's point, he came to his senses a little.

"Compared to this, I should blame you. When I asked you to use the knowledge in the Holy Grail to make me travel routes, as well as British specialties and delicious dishes from other countries, did you do anything?"

"Huh? That..." Heroine Wei Gong froze, thinking of the menu that he once violated because of his resentment against the priest, he couldn't help but feel a bad feeling, "Didn't you deliberately torment me, but really want?!"

As he said that, he seemed to understand something. It was good that he didn't pay much attention to the priest's movements just now. Now that he thought about it, he walked to the dining table outside, and saw the "Death with Unforgivable Eyes" that gave him goosebumps at a glance, and he was still fluttering. The fluttering octopus and all kinds of dark dishes fell silent for a while.

"I made these according to the recipe you gave me, but my king seems very unacceptable. What did you do?"

"The one with the problem is you..."

Yingling Weigong covered his face weakly, and couldn't even think of blaming the priest. Who made this be his own fault?

But having said that, even if you didn't know about this kind of thing before, you should know that it belongs to the dark department after you make it, right? !Why can this person still be grandiose and put this on the table with a normal face, or is it a big table? !Could it be that this person's concept of right and wrong is distorted, even his aesthetics are distorted? !

"Do you really think this kind of thing is edible?"

Yingling Weigong was inexplicably sad and indignant. As a man who could be called the "God of Cookery", he was really uncomfortable seeing such a table of dark dishes. This is a pollution and waste of materials and dishes!

"Is there any problem?" Kotomine Kirei didn't have that much patience and self-restraint for Assassin, he directly grabbed an octopus tentacles and stuffed them into his mouth to chew, frowning in an impatient tone.

"It's not very tasty, but it's not impossible to eat. Don't tell me what's going on? What's wrong with it?"

"...Hehe, you really should learn about the aesthetic standards of normal people."

Ying Lingwei glanced around for several times with a strange gaze, until he saw that the priest actually bit off the head of the star-looking sky school in one bite. For the first time, he willingly worshiped physically and mentally. He felt that he would not want to deal with any fish for a while. As for the relevant dishes, he can fully understand the mentality of a foodie like King Arthur who would give up his delicious food and turn around, and he can't stand it!

"I don't see any obvious difference." Kotomine Kirei finished his pie in one gulp, then looked at Yingling's half-cooked dishes, and put his elaborate side dish into his mouth with a blank expression Li, and then commented seriously, "In terms of taste, it's half a catty."

"...You are a dead duck with a stubborn mouth!" Heroic Wei Gong frowned, how could his cuisine be similar to that dark cuisine?It was definitely this false priest who deliberately angered him, "You wait for me! I will make you lose heartily!"

Thinking of this, Ying Ling Wei Gong picked up the shovel again, and continued to cook the dishes that he didn't plan to make. Of course, this time, because he didn't need to entertain the diamond VIP customer King Arthur, he just made a few home-cooked dishes, such as eel rice Burning eggplant and the like, but he firmly believes that with his own craftsmanship, even home-cooked dishes can be cooked with care, let alone those famous dark dishes.

"how is the taste?"

"Generally, there is no difference."

Kotomine Kirei ate two mouthfuls with little interest, and there was even leftover food in the unbelievable eyes of Yingling Emiya, without any expression of moving admiration on his face, which made Yingling Emiya painfully admit that he did not Can conquer the stomach of this man...

Heroic Emiya: How is ORZ possible, how is it possible, how is it possible? !As the future God of Cookery, I actually lost to Dark Cuisine? !

Kotomine Kirei: ┑(￣Д￣)┍ Sure enough, the dishes other than mapo tofu are bland, boring, every taste is similar...

So, this can only be said to be a tragedy entirely caused by taste and taste bud sensitivity.

The author has something to say: Light up the wax for Red A. By the way, Stargazing Pie is really an anti-human dish. Looking at the photos, I just... cough cough, if the little angel who doesn’t know can restrain his curiosity, don’t search to disgust yourself up.After I first learned about hairy eggs, I didn't even want to touch eggs for a long time.

By the way, in fact, the next chapter is the first one who conquered King Arthur and Xiaohong with food...

small theater:

Heroic Guardian Palace: As the future God of Cookery, I actually lost to Dark Cuisine? !This is impossible? !

Kotomine Kirei: Baji, baji, baji—they all taste average.

Heroic Guard Palace: ORZ

Kotomine Kirei: Well, you lose because you don't care about me at all. I like mapo tofu, doesn't that mean I have a heavy taste?If you come to a table of Sichuan cuisine, I can sing to you about conquering.

Heroic Emiya: ...Why do I want you to sing Conquer for me?What I want is to conquer King Arthur... (stomach) ah-! !

Lance: You are courting death.

Xiao Mo: You are courting death!

Morgan: You are looking for death~~~

Love Song: You are looking for death~~

Priest: Go to hell.

Heroic Guard Palace: ……… (Who did I provoke?)