The male god blushed after being slapped in the face live

After explaining his own face, Xuan Wuji began to open the first box of soil.

He opened it and explained: "I don't eat dirt, I just smell the dirt to learn what happened to it recently."

The bullet screen was silent for a moment, and soon boiled again:

[What, it turned out to be a gimmick. ]

[I still want to see the scene of the down and out wealthy family eating dirt, bye bye bye bye. ]

[Is this a plan to change from eating and broadcasting to fortune-telling? ]

Xuan Wuji smiled, and did not respond to the words on the barrage again.

With his slender and slender white jade fingers, he brought the first box of soil in front of him and sniffed it earnestly.

Xuan Wuji's sniffing movements are slow and orderly, with a kind of inherent laziness and coquettishness.

Just now everyone thought he was a harmless and beautiful boy, but now they think he is a seductive little fairy.

[There is also a decent appearance, what to pretend. ]

[Although Baby Promise is beautiful, it's wrong for you to be so deceptive. ]

[Hurry up and download it! ]

Xuan Wuji put down the first piece of soil, stretched out his bright red tongue and licked the corner of his mouth, showing a satisfied expression, "This soil is full of sin, fear, and death. Xiao Zhou, where is this soil?"

"It was dug right behind your community."

Xuan Wuji asked him to dig five portions of soil from five places, and he was sweating profusely after digging four places, and the last portion was simply lazy to dig a handful from the back of the community where Xuan Wuji rented.

Originally, the box was marked with 5, but Xuan Wuji started smelling it backwards.

The jade-like index finger and thumb rubbed a thin layer of soil between the two fingers, "Call the police, a murder occurred on this soil two days ago."

The barrage in the live broadcast room broke out again:

[This is filming, right?The script is well arranged! ]

[I didn't realize that Xuan Wuji is still an acting school. ]

[Can you stop scaring people! ]

Xiao Zhou's face turned red, he didn't know how to accompany him in this play.

"Gourd baby, gourd baby..."

Xiao Zhou's cell phone rang suddenly, and he looked down at the name on the display screen, cold sweat dripping down his face.

Walking to the bathroom tremblingly, Xiao Zhou heard Lin Yunsheng's roar as soon as he picked up the phone: "Accompany him to perform, didn't you see that the number of people in the live broadcast room exploded? Hot searches, short videos, media platforms, can be promoted It’s all promoted, and I’ll spend all the money that should be spent, and if you dare to do anything wrong, you will be paid by labor and capital and leave!”

Xiao Zhou was very embarrassed: "But it is against the law to report false police reports."

"Who told you to call the police? You can't just pretend. This is role-playing. Although his setting is slanted, he explodes one after another. It's very good. He is indeed the man I, Lin Yunsheng, likes!"

Xiao Zhou:……

No, boss, you are thinking too much.

I'm sure, this is definitely not Xuan Wuji's role setting, he must be real!

Two minutes later, Xiao Zhou came out of the bathroom, and happened to meet Xuan Wuji who was looking forward to him: "Did you call the police?"

Xiao Zhou swallowed, "Reported...reported."

Xuan Wuji's gleaming ebony pupils stared straight at Xiao Wuwu for a second, then turned his head away, and began to bend down to grope in the drawer. After a while, he took out an old-fashioned mobile phone from the drawer, "I should call the police myself .”

He clenched his right fist and stretched out an index finger to poke "1" twice and "0" once, and within a few seconds, the call was connected.

"Hey, 110? I want to call the police. Homicide... No, I'm not the murderer... I'm not a witness... Well, I know where the body was hidden... Well, the place is at..." Xuan Wuji clicked on the live broadcast Mute button on the platform, "200 meters east of the intersection of Anqiao East Street and Huancheng Road, the construction site behind Kangding Community...Okay, I'll wait for you to come."

After hanging up the phone, Xuan Wuji raised his eyebrows and shook the phone towards Xiao Zhou after canceling the mute button, "The police said that we will arrive at the scene in 5 minutes, so let's go too."

"Dingling!" The mobile phone's WeChat notification sounded, Xiao Zhou opened it, and saw his CEO send a thumbs up emoji:

Guys, your acting skills are good. My promotional money is not in vain, and the number of online users is already approaching 3000 million.Keep up the good work, come on, I am optimistic about you guys.

Look after your sister!

Xiao Zhou covered his face, the CEO of his family might not be a fool, right?

It's over, it's over, Xuan Wuji will soon become the first Internet celebrity who goes to drink tea because of reporting a false police report.

His own career was also implicated by Xuan Wuji and completely ruined.

Xuan Wuji had already changed his shoes in the entrance. He held the mobile phone holder in his right hand, and pointed to the umbrella standing by the wall with his left hand. "Xiao Zhou, take the umbrella and set off. The police are coming soon."

Little ancestor, how big a pie are you spreading, can you stop playing Ling Chi and give me a good time, okay?

Xiao Zhou wanted to cry but had no tears, so he picked up his umbrella and followed Xuan Wuji downstairs resignedly.

This community is a three-none old community. Many facilities have long been in disrepair. There is not even a light in the corridors, dilapidated and dim.

Suddenly from white light to darkness, Xiao Zhou was blinded for a moment.He hurriedly turned on the lighting function on his phone, only to find that Xuan Wuji in front of him was walking steadily and fast.

The screen of the mobile phone during the live broadcast emits a faint light, but it is not enough to illuminate the road ahead.

Xuan Wuji stepped over one obstacle after another calmly, like walking on level ground, and he was actually a bit faster than a person with a mobile phone light.

Xuan Wuji quickly walked out of the corridor door, he turned around and immediately stopped Xiao Zhou, "Open the umbrella before you come out."

Xiao Zhou resisted at first, but when he saw Xuan Wuji's serious appearance, he unexpectedly opened the black umbrella, and then stepped out of the corridor.

The moment he stepped out of the door of the corridor, Xiao Zhou only heard an exclamation from upstairs, "Be careful!"

Immediately afterwards, the black umbrella made a tearing sound, a white light flashed in front of his eyes, and a shining fruit knife was inserted obliquely into the soil at Xiao Zhou's feet.

The blade was facing Xiao Zhou, and the mirror-like blade was cold, reflecting Xiao Zhou's pale face.

Xiao Zhou raised his head and looked at the place where the umbrella was cut, and aimed at his forehead impartially.

His scalp tingled for a while, Xiao Zhou stared at Xuan Wuji in astonishment.

What he said turned out to be true, he really suffered a bloody disaster.

If the umbrella wasn't there, it wouldn't be the dirt that stuck the knife in, but his head!

Xiao Zhou opened his umbrella and squinted his eyes to look upwards against the light. He saw a figure sneaking his head out, and quickly shrank back.

A surge of anger suddenly rose from his chest, and Xiao Zhou pointed at the senior management and yelled, "Who is so devoid of public morality! Do you know that throwing objects in the sky will kill you!"

The process of the high-altitude parabolic was completely recorded in the live broadcast room.

Xuan Wuji had already taken out a neatly folded square handkerchief from his pocket, wrapped the back of the fruit knife, pulled it out and held it in his hand.

The silver light blade overlapped with the soft and white skin, exuding a sense of restrained beauty.

There was a moment of silence in the live broadcast room, and then the pot exploded:

[I'm going, so mysterious? !There is really a bloodbath!Wouldn't the murder be true? ]

[What bloody disaster?What homicide?Isn't it eating and broadcasting? Why did it become an exterior scene? ]

[Trouble watching the replay for the first time, don’t ask any more questions, it’s just dirt! ]

[Are you acting?Throwing props and knives while stuck in time, and then some fake police later, how about making a blockbuster movie?These Internet celebrities really have no lower limit in order to become famous. ]

[If it is a fake police officer, I will call the police immediately, and I have already pressed 110. ]

[Is your eyesight not working?How could it be acting? Look at that fruit knife, it's shining brightly, it's obviously a real guy with a sharpened blade. ]

Only the person concerned knows the truth of this matter. Xiao Zhou was still angry after scolding, so he rushed in and went door-to-door to find someone.

Xuan Wuji grabbed Xiao Zhou at the right time, "Don't be impatient, they will come to us. Let's go, I have heard the sound of the siren."

Hearing that it was a homicide, the East Branch of the Shoucheng Public Security Bureau immediately dispatched the No. [-] Criminal Police Squadron, led by Luo Qintian, to rush to the scene of the murder.

As soon as Luo Qintian got off the police car, he saw Xuan Wuji who was holding a mobile phone live broadcast, his handsome brows were slightly frowned, "Xuan Wuji, is that you?"

There are four enduring families in Shoucheng:

the richest Xuanjia;

The most intelligent Luo family;

The longest-lived Bai family;

The most charming Lynn home.

These four families have flourished for hundreds of years, and their relationships are intricate.

Luo Qintian, who was born in the Luo family, and Xuan Wuji's cousin Xuan Mingkai are good friends at school, and Xuan Mingkai has always been critical of Xuan Wuji on weekdays.

Although Luo Qintian can't say that he hates Wujiwu, he still turns a blind eye to Xuan Wuji and respects him at a distance.

The audience in the live broadcast also saw Luo Qintian, and the barrage filled the entire screen like crazy:

[It's actually Luo Qintian!This is Luo Qintian, the 'war spirit of the police world'! ]

[I was actually able to see the scene of my male god in my lifetime!It still appeared in Xuan Wuji's live broadcast room, this world is too mysterious. ]

[My mother asked me why I was screaming into a mobile phone, I said I saw Luo Qintian, and my mother also rushed over. ]

[The moment I saw Luo Qintian, I finally believed that Xuan Wuji was playing for real. ]

Luo Qintian is hailed as the "fighting soul of the police", and he became famous all over the world because he cracked a major transnational case of the century.

That case back then slapped country M hard and gave the people of Hua country a lot of face. Since then, countless citizens have regarded him as their idol and role model.

Luo Qintian is not just a person, he is also the benchmark and face of the Shoucheng police circle and even the entire Huaguo police circle:

Justice, strong, brave, indomitable!

Someone once said that as long as there is Luo Qintian, justice will never be late.

If there is only one person in the world who does not lie, that person is definitely Luo Qintian.

He is the incarnation of justice, the god of war against evil!

The author has something to say: high-altitude parabolic is really killing people, everyone who has read my article must not high-altitude parabolic.

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"This omega is sassy and sassy [Entertainment]" BY Mu Bai

[The cover is designed by a small person]

The rambunctious cat Omega Shou vs the wild and wild dog Alpha Shou

Everyone thought that Ning Ji, the young omega master of the Ning family, was too hard on his fiancé Alpha.

In order to marry Li Jun, Ning Ji climbed into Li Jun's bed, but what he got was a letter of repentance.

Ning Ji became the laughing stock of the entire Shoucheng, and fled his homeland in a hurry at the most desperate time.

Three years later, Ning Ji came back again and has already become an international superstar.

Only then did Li Jun understand that Ning remembers all his requests and has to live up to the occasion.

His infatuation with himself and his entanglement with himself are all disguises.

In order to escape from the Ning family, Ning Ji plotted against everyone, including himself.

Ning Ji: Hey, tie up your pheromone lovers, don't let them rub on me.

Li Jun: ...I said it all, they are not my pheromones.