In the days when I was forced to become a Feng Shui master

A few thoughts flashed through Yuning's mind in an instant. Fortunately, he was the only one on the cable car. Whether he used the aura before landing as a buffer before landing, or jumped directly to the ancient times, there were some direct problems.

The easiest way is to jump directly back to the ancient times through Yu Ruyi, but the problem comes, he can't control the landing point very well, it was easy for him in the past, how about returning?In case he appears in mid-air again when he comes back, according to the monitoring power of the present world, unless he lands in some uninhabited deep mountain and old forest, he will be able to mention one of the top ten suspenseful news of the year on the scarf hot search on the same day and get a harvest It came from a department investigation like 'Rabbit Country Dragon Group'.

The second way is to use the aura as a buffer. In fact, it is very difficult to do this alone. Now the cable car stops in mid-air, and I don’t know how many people are staring at him.He is now 30 meters from the ground, and he wants to achieve buffering at such a high distance. If buffering is done in the last few meters, he feels that he will eventually fall into a pie on the aura.But if he doesn't make a buffer in the last few meters, and the onlookers see his unreasonable landing speed, he will most likely be searched on Weibo today and like to mention one of the top ten suspenseful news of the year. ' and such sectoral surveys.

It was so miserable.

Therefore, he can only buffer before landing and return to ancient times through Yu Ruyi before falling into a cake, so that he can come back immediately and use a pause to achieve a safe landing.

He originally thought about falling down with the cable car, and then using the cover of the cable car to hide the fact that he disappeared and reappeared, but he didn't think right. The first is that he actually couldn't control the altitude so clearly in the cable car. And who the hell knows that he went back to ancient times and came back instantly, so what happened?Can he get back in the cable car?Or is there a height difference with the cable car, and then it is cut off by the cable car?

So he has to jump off the cable car before it falls, and it's better not to come back right away, at least make sure that the cable car has landed before he comes back.As for how to explain that I fell unharmed after falling... Isn't there still someone who can survive an accident on a plane?

I don't know if it was lucky or not. He called the police for 10 minutes, but the police in the scenic area had no time to rescue him, and no one came. Otherwise, he would either choose to die in public, or choose to disappear from the world, or choose to be investigated. There is no fourth choice. .

The cable car swayed with the wind, and when he was thinking, he suddenly paused and fell a few centimeters.Yuning grasped the railing tightly, sweat dripping down his head, this performance should be that the cables of the cable car were about to break, he looked down at the high altitude under his feet, and felt his feet go limp for a while.

——Yu Ning felt that he was afraid of heights from today.

I can't help it, I don't have time to think about it.

Yu Ning climbed the iron railing on the wall of the cable car, and stood directly on the chair. There are two corresponding windows on the top part of the cable car, and there are not many steel bars inlaid there as barriers. The steel bar of the window frame was broken, and with both hands, the person got out of the window.

As soon as he went out, a gust of wind hit his face.As he expected, the cable connecting the cable car and the cableway was already in danger. He sat on the window frame, and the cable car was already at an angle. He stood up slowly, looked at the high altitude under his feet, and took a deep breath. After taking a breath, his feet suddenly exerted force, and he jumped out!

To be honest, Yu Ning regretted the moment he jumped off. What if the cable car looks broken, but can it last until someone comes to rescue it?What if the public security in the scenic spot is so powerful that they can fish him out? A thousand words can be summed up in one word—"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Yu Ning didn't finish yelling the word 'ah', so she quickly shut up, if she missed the landing time because of her yelling and fell to her death, she would have to write eight words of 'grievance' in blood before she dies.

The surrounding scenery quickly retreated, and the first second Yu Ning saw the trees in the corner of his eyes, he activated Yu Ruyi and jumped back to ancient times.

In the next moment, the sky in front of him turned into night, and the warm breath suffocated on his back. Before he could feel the cold, he had already slammed into the hot spring pool, causing huge waves.

Due to the heavy fall, although Yu Ning activated his aura as a buffer, his back hit the bottom of the pool hard.Yu Ning choked on a mouthful of water in pain, then got up from the water.

As soon as he wiped off the water next to his eyes, he saw Gu Guoshi and Mr. Mei sitting together by the edge of the pool.

The two of them were obviously taking a bath, and Mr. Mei was held in Gu Guoshi's arms. Gu Guoshi's eyebrows were stern, as if he was about to stab him at any time.Subconsciously, Yu Ning noticed that the aura around her was not right, and quickly raised her hands in a gesture of surrender: "Master, Dad, it's me or me...cough cough...!"

Only then did the aura around Yuning slowly flow.

Mr. Gu Guoshi let go of Mr. Mei. Mr. Mei looked at Yu Ning's embarrassed appearance and strange attire, and knew that he probably came directly from there. Although he didn't know why Yu Ning fell into the bathing pool of the two of them, he still frowned. Rebuked: "What are you doing?"

Yu Ning waved his hand, took a few steps towards the direction of the two, and murmured: "Master, you are really going to kill me..." No wonder he found it very difficult to mobilize his aura just now, the National Teacher's Mansion belongs to Gu Guoshi In the territory, Gu Guoshi was mobilizing his aura. Naturally, he couldn't compete with Gu Guoshi as the master. The bump just now was really a bit ruthless.

Gu Guoshi's expression was not very good, and he pulled a bathrobe from the shore to cover the two of them, before he had time to say anything, he saw that Yu Ning's feet had already softened, and he threw himself between the two of them.Mr. Mei and Gu Guoshi subconsciously stretched out their hands to pick him up. Yu Ning endured it, but couldn't hold back, tilted his head, and spat out a mouthful of blood—at least he didn't spit blood on either of them, which is worthy of praise.

He murmured: "It hurts to death..."

The faces of the two changed drastically, Gu Guoshi stretched out his hand to pinch Yu Ning's veins, and said almost instantly: "Come here—call the Imperial Physician Wang over!"

Mr. Mei embraced Yuning, told him to lie on his shoulders, frowned and asked, "What's wrong with Ah Yu?"

Gu Guoshi's expression was terribly gloomy: "Who did what to you?"

Yu Ning leaned between Mr. Mei's shoulders and necks, neither of them had any clothes on, just a bathrobe floating on the water was still pressed by Yu Ning under his body, it doesn't mean that Yu Ning has never seen them without clothes The appearance of the clothes, anyway, they are all soaked in a bath, which is nothing.But now that the skin is touching, Yu Ning is very clear about the changes in the bodies of the two of them. He climbed up awkwardly: "It's okay, I know it... I just accidentally got off the cable car... It's probably like a cliff. It fell off where I was, it was an accident, no one hurt me."

"You don't need to call the imperial doctor, I have to go back... It's just right to get a little injury, lest the yamen over there think something is wrong and look for me." Yu Ning knew that his injury was serious, but it was not life-threatening, so he touched it He touched his nose and said, "Father, master, you continue...I'm leaving."

After saying that, Yu Ning left.

Gu Guoshi and Mr. Mei looked at each other, Gu Guoshi's eyebrows slowly relaxed, and finally he and Mr. Mei said a few words in unison: "Little bastard."

"Little bunny."

The two looked at each other and smiled, Gu Guoshi wanted to reach out to hug him, but Mr. Mei pushed him away in disgust. "Get up, there's blood in the water."

Gu Guoshi didn't care, but put his hand around his neck and said, "Anyway, it belongs to your son, and I don't dislike it. Ah Ruo, why do you dislike it?"

"That's your apprentice too." Mr. Mei frowned, but still reached out to wrap his arms around him.

"That's it, and I don't dislike him." Gu Guoshi raised his head and bit Mr. Mei's lips, and said vaguely.

***

As Yuning expected, he was in the air when he came back, but fortunately, the trees here are tall and dense, Yuning is still five or six meters away from the ground, which is enough for him to stimulate the aura to land safely.

As soon as he landed, Yu Ning's eyes lit up - God help him, there happened to be a small rock pool not far away.And the cable car that was hanging in the sky just now was lying quietly beside the stone pool, Yu Ning rubbed his chest, walked over with a little difficulty, silently picked a place where the water was relatively shallow and there was a stone on it, and lay down on it , half of his body was submerged in water, and his upper body was lying on the stone, looking like a weak and boneless survivor.

The police in the scenic spot came very quickly, about ten minutes later Yu Ning heard the sound of a helicopter approaching from far and near, and Yu Ning fainted in relief.When you wake up again, you will be in the hospital.

"Hmm..." Yu Ning groaned, and the people on the side hurriedly came up, but they were pushed away again. The doctor in a white coat rolled over his eyelids and said, "It's okay. good."

"It's also very lucky that I fell from such a high place and only suffered minor injuries."

"Thank you doctor." There was a nice voice said.

Yuning stretched out his hand and rubbed his eyes, and then saw the drip hanging on the back of his hand. Lan Xiao was wearing a gray-blue suit sitting beside the bed and talking to the doctor. Seeing his movement, he hurriedly grabbed his hand and stuffed it into it. Under the quilt: "Ayu, don't move."

"Hmm..." Yuning responded, Lan Xiao sent the doctor away, her lips pursed tightly: "Are you feeling okay?"

"It's okay, am I okay?" Yu Ning yawned, and then he felt pain in his back. He blinked and said, "I'm alive, Lan Xiao, why don't you show any signs?"

"Soft tissue contusion, visceral displacement, and rib fracture." Lan Xiao said a few words expressionlessly, and Yuning couldn't help but flinch. It wasn't that he was afraid of these injuries, but that Lan Xiao is a bit scary.

"Just...not bad?" Yu Ning said cautiously.

"It's good if you don't die." Lan Xiao said.

Yuning curled her lips: "Then you still attack me...I want to drink water."

Lan Xiao took a cotton swab from the side and dipped some water on Yu Ning's lips to moisten her lips, "I can't drink it for now... With your ability, you should be able to stay unharmed."

Yuning licked his lips, licked the cotton swab, and simply opened his teeth to grab the cotton swab, and said vaguely: "A little accident happened."

Lan Xiao wanted to say something else, the door of the ward was knocked, Zhang Ran walked in, he saw Yu Ning woke up out of the corner of his eyes, although he just heard the doctor said that Yu Ning woke up, but it is still not as good as seeing it with his own eyes.Zhang Ran was determined, but he still said with a serious face: "Sir, Master Gufa and Mr. Gu want to visit Mr. Yu."

What Lan Xiao didn't say was that Yuning had slept all night. He heard the news and rushed to City H. He had already chatted with the abbot of Lingshan Temple, Master Gufa and Mr. Gu. At this moment, he frowned slightly and looked at Yuning: " Do you want to see?"

"See you!" Yu Ning felt refreshed after dipping in the water, and directed Lan Xiao unceremoniously: "Xiao, help me shake the bed a little bit, it's a bit uncomfortable to lie on."

Lan Xiao frowned and looked at him, but reached out and pressed on the bedside table next to his bed, and Yu Ning's upper body was raised accordingly. After adjusting to a suitable angle, Yu Ning had time to look at the surrounding environment.

This is different from the ward that Yuning lived in before, it is obviously dedicated to VIPs, there is only his bed in the room, and there is a set of sofas beside it, obviously it looks like a small living room.Yuning tilted her head and asked, "Is this... a public hospital?"

"Mr. transferred you to this nine-star private hospital twelve hours ago." Zhang Ran explained, and nodded to Lan Xiao: "Sir, then I will invite Master Gufa to come in."

Lan Xiao didn't speak, his expression was so cold that it almost turned frost.Yu Ning reached out and touched his hand on his knee with difficulty: "Don't be angry... It wasn't my intention, it was really an accident—I've already been scolded by my master and the others, so don't be angry. angry."

"You went back?"

"I can't buffer this height. Without some means, I'm not only slightly injured." Yu Ning looked up at Lan Xiao, "I finally escaped from the sky, why are you still unhappy... Shouldn't you be crying with joy and hugging me for such a thing?"

"I really want to." Lan Xiao said lightly, "I'll go out and smoke a cigarette."

"Go, go." Yu Ning said obediently, not daring to touch the thunder.

As soon as he finished speaking, Master Gufa, Gu Lao, and Wu Yong walked in. Lan Xiao nodded slightly, and walked past them to the balcony.Yuning's gaze followed Lan Xiao, looking at his side face with a cigarette in his mouth, thinking silently that color is emptiness, and emptiness is color.

Master Gufa didn't wear the big bright red cassock this time, but an ordinary yellow monk's robe. He clasped his hands together and said, "Mr. Yu, are you in good health?"

Mr. Gu looked at him in good spirits and said, "If you survive a catastrophe, you must have a future blessing."

Wu Yong quietly gave a thumbs up at the end: "Mr. Yu, awesome!"

Yuning looked at Wu Yong for a while, and found that the evil spirit on his body had been removed, and there was still a faint circle of peaceful Ruiguang around his body.

Mr. Gu glared at Wu Yong: "Speak well!"

Yuning smiled and said, "I'm sorry to bother you to come and see me."

"What happened to Mr. Yu in my field, how can I not come here."

"Master, please sit down first, the two of you together are hundreds of years old, I feel flustered while standing and talking," Yu Ning said.

Master Gufa was also polite, and pulled Mr. Gu to find a chair and sat down: "I'm not lying, this time it's because I didn't manage well, and I owe you once. In the future, if you have anything to say, just speak up and say anything. from."

"I can't blame you, it's because of my bad luck that I didn't listen to persuasion... You are a bit too big." Yuning tilted her head and said.

Wu Yong frantically winks at Yu Ning from behind the two, telling him not to refuse and to agree quickly.

Mr. Gu coughed lowly, and said, "Mr. Yu, don't be polite to this old bald donkey. This old bald donkey knows nothing else. He is very good at consecrating magic weapons. If Mr. Yu needs anything, just look for him. The old bald donkey is very picky, if it wasn't for such a big mistake, he would always push me back when I approach him."

Yu Ning raised his eyebrows, and said with a smile: "It's kind, then I won't be polite."

Master Gufa yelled strangely: "You shameless old man, when did you open your mouth and I won't agree?"

"You promised time and time again, but which time did you not agree to nod when you didn't make enough gestures and gave you enough face-to-face?"

"Shouldn't it?... Cough, Mr. Yu laughed." Master Gufa retorted subconsciously, and then remembered that they were still sitting in Yu Ning's ward.

"Master, be more casual, don't worry about me." Yu Ning asked: "Boss Wu's matter has been dealt with cleanly?"

"Mr. Xie Yu is concerned, and he is almost fine." Wu Yong stretched his arms and legs: "I am full of energy!"

Mr. Gu snorted coldly and ignored him, showing his complete disdain.He raised his hand and gestured to Wu Yong, and Wu Yong finally realized that he took out a wooden box from his bag and put it on Yuning's bedside table, saying: "This time, I also have a share of karma in it, This is an apology for you, Mr. Yu must accept it."

After all, he opened the box, and inside was a set of twelve zodiac signs made of pure white stone. The aura was integrated, and the materials obviously came from the same source, which is a rare good thing. "This is the best set of instruments in my hands. I know that Mr. Yu probably doesn't like it, but Mr. Yu should not dislike my little heart."

Yu Ning shook his head: "Master Gufa has given you such a big favor, it's not good to take your things for nothing."

Mr. Gu said: "Mr. Yu, I'll take it if I give it to you. Why are you being polite to this kind of cunning?"

"It's not just about the cable car." Wu Yong rubbed his hands, and a look of gratitude flashed in his eyes: "The old man said, if it wasn't for Mr. Yu, whether I could get to Lingshan Temple safely would be a problem."

"It's nothing to worry about?" A smile appeared on Yu Ning's lips, and he shook his head slightly: "Then, do I still have to thank you for helping me speak up and scold President Xiao Lin? It's boring to be so polite."

"Hey, then you can accept it." Wu Yong waved his hand, not intending to take back this set of magical artifacts.

Having said all this, Yu Ning didn't refuse any more, turned to Master Gufa and said, "Abbot, there seems to be something wrong with the Feng Shui bureau in your temple, go back and ask someone to take a look. Generally speaking, with the blessing of Feng Shui, such a big disaster will not happen... Fortunately, it is me, otherwise the temple will be sued for life. Even so, after this incident, your temple will probably be investigated by the public ?”

Master Gufa didn't deny it either: "I'm afraid it's been a long time, and the geography has also changed... It's good that the temple is deserted for a while, and I can just spare some hands to clean up the temple."

Wu Yong had an idea: "Then why didn't the master entrust this matter to Mr. Yu?"

Thinking flashed across Master Gufa's eyes, then he nodded and said, "That makes sense. I wonder if Mr. Yu will come to the monastery again to show this face to Mr. Yu?"

Wu Yong reminded him that falling from such a high place was only a minor injury, and this Mr. Yu was more unfathomable than he imagined—not to mention, among the Fengshui masters he knew, no one could do it. He patted his chest and said that he could survive if he fell from such a high place.This Mr. Yu seemed to be in good spirits, and he even suspected that this so-called minor injury was intentionally suffered by this Mr. Yu in order to deceive others.

Otherwise, it would be too appalling!

Yu Ning thought for a while, then nodded in response: "As long as the abbot doesn't dislike it, I will definitely come."

Master Gufa stood up, clasped his hands together and bowed to Yu Ning: "Then there is Mr. Lao Yu, I am waiting for Mr. Yu's good news in the temple."

Immediately they said goodbye.

Lan Xiao smoked two cigarettes at this time and came in, sweating a little on his forehead from the heat outside, it seemed that he was not so cold at last.Yuning beckoned, Lan Xiao pushed the wheelchair to his side and reached out to hold his hand, Yuning smiled and asked, "When did you learn to smoke?"

"I always will." Lan Xiao replied in a low voice, Yuning took his hand and motioned to sit down again: "Then you didn't like smoking before? Then why do you want to smoke again?"

Lan Xiao stood up and sat by his bed, stared at him and said, "That's because I didn't encounter anything that made me want to smoke."

Yu Ning pitifully grabbed his hand and shook it: "Lan Xiao, I was wrong, I will pay attention in the future, this time I really didn't do it on purpose, so don't be angry."

"I'm not angry."

"You have."

"..." Lan Xiao didn't answer.

Yuning squeezed his hand: "Lan Xiao..."

"..." Lan Xiao ignored him.

"A Xiao, don't be angry."

"..." Lan Xiao moved his hand, trying to break away from him.

"Lan Lan?" Yu Ning refused to let go, with an expression of pretending that you can do nothing to me.

"let go."

"I don't!" Yu Ning said rascally, his eyes moved, and he shouted in a low voice, Lan Xiao was startled, and looked at him: "... What did you say?"

"...Husband?" Yu Ning hesitated and shouted again. After this sentence, anyway, there is no shame or anything. He looked at Lan Xiao's frown, and he felt some joy as if he had succeeded in a prank. , and then shouted: "Honey, don't be angry!"

"You..." Lan Xiao was speechless for a moment.

Yuning saw that Lan Xiao was moved, and felt that this title was effective. Anyway, he gave up his shame and could effectively impress Lan Xiao, so he didn't mind shouting a few more words: "Husband... Husband don't be angry!"

"..." Lan Xiao turned her head and said, "Stop shouting."

"Then I called you something else and you ignored me." Yuning opened his eyes and said nonsense, and he was very happy to be able to flirt with Lan Xiao once in a while. "Speaking of which, shouldn't you also call me?"

"..." Lan Xiao didn't speak.

"Call me? I called first, Mr. Lan, you can't play tricks."

"..."

"Ok?"

"……husband."