In the days when I was forced to become a Feng Shui master

To be honest, Yu Ning really doesn't understand the political game, he is not born a person who can make a wishful festival with a single gut.Gu Guoshi sent the news that he was asked to stay in Jiu County for two more days. Thanks to the assassination, the dog emperor finally let go and planned to send someone.

It can be said that it is a great thing to be able to settle both people and money in the past few days.

Yu Ning tossed and turned in the room, Furong was ordered by him to sleep outside, he thought about it quietly, and decided to take a risk, after all, he really can't be blind in this situation, since he can't figure it out, then go ask professional.

Furong fell into a deep sleep, and suddenly noticed something strange, opened her eyes suddenly, she didn't move, she maintained a side-lying position, suppressed her breathing to the minimum, and listened carefully to the sound inside.

The sound of breathing inside was as steady as before, and seemed to be the same.

Fu Rong listened carefully again, making sure that Yuning was still asleep, turned over again and went back to sleep.

In fact...

Yuning took a risk to control the flow of time, and ran back to modern times to ask Lan Xiao.

It was midnight when I went back, and Lan Xiao was falling asleep, Yu Ning moved in his heart, and quietly touched over to see Lan Xiao's sleeping face, but he walked to the head of the bed with his hand still in mid-air , Lan Xiao suddenly grabbed his wrist, twisted his arm behind him with a backhand twist, turned over and pressed him on the bed with his knee against Yuning's back.

Yuning: "It hurts, hurts! Waist! My waist—!"

Lan Xiao's eyes were still a little hazy, and he woke up when he heard Yu Ning crying out for pain, and seeing that it was Yu Ning, he immediately let go of him and let him go, sitting sideways on the side of the bed and reaching out to rub his waist for him: "Does it hurt? Why didn't you call me when you came back in the middle of the night?"

Yuning didn't sit up, lying on the bed like a salted fish, rubbing his face against the pillow with Lan Xiao's body temperature, sighed: "It hurts...I wanted to give you a surprise, but it turned out to be pretty good." surprise."

Lan Xiao pursed her lips: "It's my fault."

"Did someone touch your bed before?" Yuning asked suddenly: "Lan Xiao, your reaction is not right."

"No." Lan Xiao said in a low voice: "It's just a reflex action, and I won't do it in the future."

"It's okay..." Yuning hugged Lan Xiao's pillow and moved his waist: "Yes... that's right here, Mr. Lan, why are your knees so hard?"

Following Yuning's instructions, Lan Xiao moved a bit, rubbed it for him, and answered the wrong question: "Didn't you say it will take a few months to leave? Why did you come back suddenly? ——Are you unhappy?"

Yuning talked about her affairs in the Qing Dynasty, and said helplessly: "...the thing is like this, it's so troublesome, watching them talk about it every day makes me feel like I'm mentally retarded."

"No, tell me, what is my master planning?"

Lan Xiao didn't move her eyebrows, her eyes sank slightly: "You mean you were assassinated? A city-breaking crossbow? Two meters long? A crossbow with a thick wrist directly penetrated your carriage?"

"That's right, if I hadn't discovered it in time, I would probably have been pierced through." Yu Ning murmured, "That size, I think it can directly nail me to the wall of the car, and I won't even be able to pull it off."

"Be careful yourself." Lan Xiao analyzed, "Someone is going to kill you."

Yu Ning propped up his upper body, and said confusedly: "Ah? No way? I'm more inclined to the young master who they want to kill Duke Zhen. I should just be by the way."

"The city-breaking crossbow belongs to the ancient state-owned equipment, so small that each arrow has a number... As you said, this matter is possible from the emperor to the Ministry of War, the Ministry of Industry, and the city defense. As the royal family, the emperor should have a certain amount of reserves. There are a large number of private weapons, but these also have numbers-the court pays attention to a way of checks and balances. If the emperor can use the city-breaking crossbow to kill whoever he wants, then the emperor will not last long, and everyone is in danger. It can carry a boat, but it can also overturn it.”

"There is also the Ministry of Industry. The Ministry of Industry is in charge of manufacturing city-breaking crossbows. It is common to deliberately report a damage. The Ministry of War and the city defense store a large number of such weapons, but if something happens to you, the first thing to check must be the already Are there any registered city-breaking crossbows? These two are too obvious, but they are unlikely."

"So you mean that the emperor wants to kill me?" Yu Ning murmured, "No way? Am I just an ordinary person? Why kill me?"

Lan Xiao patted Yuning's back, chuckled and said, "No ordinary person can block a city-breaking crossbow without getting hurt."

"Then since I can block it, what's the use of using the city crossbow against me?" Yu Ning couldn't help but said, "For example, if you find a special force to shoot me with a machine gun, you may not be able to wipe me out." Take a piece of my skin."

"I know, but others don't." Lan Xiao rubbed him twice, making Yuning moan: "Then what should I do now?"

"Nothing to do, listen to your master and be a dude."

"Then I'm going to go crazy." Yuning turned over and rolled into Lan Xiao's arms, resting his head on his lap, covering his eyes with one hand: "That's a flood... There are serious illnesses after the catastrophe , according to the countermeasures over there, even if it is spring, the corpse should be soaked in water for ten days, and it has been almost half a month now."

"I'm afraid of some kind of contagious disease... How can I not be in a hurry?" Yu Ning said, "Who knows if there will be some "Plague Inc" player pointing out some kind of coquettish virus? This is bullshit." Start."

"Unless you can take everyone with you, death is inevitable." Lan Xiao said calmly: "You are an ordinary person, and ordinary people should live the lives of ordinary people. Don't imagine yourself as a savior. Things can only be accomplished by the power of the state.”

"I'm not an ordinary person." Yu Ning said sullenly, "I'm a man who can 100% catch a sword with an empty hand."

Lan Xiao reached out and moved his hand away: "Gu Guoshi should be planning a big situation, and these things must not be done by him alone, so you should listen to him, go to Tianyu Mansion, follow Hedao Yamen Once the dam is repaired, your mission is complete."

"There is a saying that everyone should perform their duties, you should have heard of it? Your master, you will not make fun of you, nor will you make fun of the world - he can be a national teacher for 20 years, is it really for the fame and fortune? For a prophecy of Mr. Zhu?"

"Okay..." Yu Ning raised his hand and hooked Lan Xiao's neck, climbed into his arms, and said aggrievedly: "Speaking of which, how can I pretend to be a playboy? Liu San looks like a dog, I am serious If I can’t learn it, several times I want to put him in a sack and beat him up, it’s really a bear.”

Lan Xiao hugged him, his black and white eyes moved slightly, it was indescribably radiant, and the room was filled with brilliance: "Isn't it easy? You just do what you are good at, the so-called Dude, don’t they just do whatever they want without worrying about others...they have enough capital to do what they want.”

"Those who want to kill you probably also like to see you turn against each other, rather than soaking in hot springs together."

"Why do I think you're talking about the emperor?"

"You said yes."

Yu Ning glared at him bitterly: "Don't play tricks on me, just say yes!"

Lan Xiao smiled: "I don't know."

"..." Yu Ning was speechless.

Seeing his appearance, Lan Xiao asked again in a low voice: "Should I ask someone to help you make a model and design drawing of an ancient embankment? And the ancient epidemic prevention process? Common plague traditional Chinese medicine prescriptions?"

"...all of them." Yuning climbed up from his arms, and put a kiss on his face: "Okay, I have to go, it will be terrible if Fu Rong finds out that I have disappeared in a while—it's all the grass and trees time."

Lan Xiao grabbed his collar with his backhand and kissed him again and again: "Come back early—come back to pick up things in seven days."

Yu Ning responded, and then went back to the ancient times, Lan Xiao's arms lightened, and the hand that was originally on Yu Ning's shoulder was gone.He sat by the bed for a long time, Fang touched the corner of his lips, hugged the pillow and went back to sleep.

***

Yuning's timing is very good.

Before he left, he dipped a little water on the small table beside the bed, and drew a line on the small table. There was not even a trace, but it felt a little damp to the touch.The water mark would be gone within three breaths, and when he touched the small table as soon as he came back, it still felt a little damp, which meant that he didn't take three breaths this time.

Furong should not have found it.

Fortunately, Yu Ning couldn't fall asleep, so he grabbed a coat and put it on, got up and went for a walk outside the yard. Fu Rong wanted to follow when she heard the movement, but Yu Ning stopped her: "You rest, I'll go out for a walk, It's okay."

"Yes."

The house they are now staying in is the property of the National Teacher's Mansion. After the previous assassination incident, there are many more guards. Yu Ning is walking in chaos in the yard. He is not familiar with this place, so he just walks casually, wherever he goes where.

Spring is the most comfortable time, and the night wind blows on the face like a beauty rolling curtain, and the gentleness is touching.

"Mr. Yu." Suddenly someone called out.

Hearing the sound, Yu Ning looked sideways, and there was a person standing with a lamp not far away, looking in his direction.

Snapped.

Yuning casually broke a branch and played with it in his hands: "Young Master Chen can't sleep either?"

He originally thought that this young master Chen would pretend, but when he got to the house, the other party didn't even bother to pretend, and said openly that he and Liu San had an affair, and it happened that he was in Liu San's car that day, so he escaped the catastrophe .

At that time, Steward Sun's face was even ugly.

Yuning felt embarrassed for him.

"There are some, Mr. Yu can't sleep either?" Young Master Chen walked two steps, the soft light lit up Yu Ning, and also lit up the surrounding vegetation.He gestured: "Mr. Yu, shall we sit on the porch for a while?"

"Please." Yuning followed him to the porch, and sat in the direction of the pond. He even took out a can of fish food from the hidden drawer under the pillar, and sprinkled it down. The pond was originally calm and unmoving. There was a sudden wave on the water, and several koi carps that were motionless at the bottom of the pool seemed to be awakened by the wave, and they swayed their gorgeous tails and poked their heads to eat.

The other koi also moved after hearing the wind, and after a while, the surface of the pond was full of splendor.

Yu Ning clapped his hands in satisfaction, then aimed at the biggest and fattest koi, and threw down the branch in his hand, the school of fish was frightened and overflowed, and was attracted by the food to gather together.Yu Ning watched it interestingly, without looking back, he said, "Young Master Chen, do you have something to say?"

Young Master Chen pondered for a moment, then said solemnly: "Mr. Yu, there are only you and me here..."

Yuning raised her hand to stop him, and smiled slightly: "As far as I know, there are at least five people here."

"You, me, two hidden guards, and one... behind the corridor, Manager Sun?"

Just now Lan Xiao instructed him that to be a dude, first of all, he had to do whatever he wanted, regardless of the consequences, regardless of the cost, because he had the capital.

Yes, that's right, his father is the object of the national teacher, his master is the national teacher, even if he pokes a hole in the sky, Gu Guoshi and Mr. Mei will stand up for him.

"Sixteen, take that Steward Sun out, break his hands and legs, and throw him outside to feed the dogs." Yu Ning said.

To be honest, he had been upset with Guan Sun for a long time.

Someone on the beam responded, "Yes."

Steward Sun, who was eavesdropping behind the corridor, jumped out with a plop, knelt on the ground, and trembled: "Mr. Yu, Master Biao... The little one just wakes up at night, so I really didn't mean to spy on you! Please forgive me, Mr. Yu." dog's life!"

Yuning nodded her eyes: "Sixteen, why don't you do anything? Go back and deduct your month's silver if this continues."

The dark guard Sixteen, who was dressed in black, fell lightly and silently from the beam, and swept behind Guanshi Sun like a gust of wind, and pointed like a knife. Just as he was about to strike, Guanshi shouted: "—— Young master! I am one of your subordinates, and it depends on the owner to beat a dog. If I ask Mr. Yu to kill me, how will you explain to the Duke when you go back!"

Young master Chen said expressionlessly: "If you kill, you will kill. You are just a servant. Could it be that uncle still cares about me?... Besides, Mr. Yu didn't intend to kill you, but just sent you to be fed to the dogs." Forget it, if the dog is full, you can't die."

He looked at Yuning again: "Your family's hidden guard is too inconvenient to do things."

Hearing this, Shiliu lowered his finger lightly, and without seeing how he moved, one of Steward Sun's arms became at a strange angle. Steward Sun let out a scream, and said in cold sweat, "Master Biao——!"

Shiliu moved again, and Guanshi Sun's other arm was also broken.

He screamed again, shaking like chaff: "Don't—I'll do it, I'll do it—!"

Yuning and Young Master Chen looked at each other with indifferent expressions.

"Do you want to hear?"

"I do not want."

"It's a coincidence, I don't want to either."