In the days when I was forced to become a Feng Shui master

"Master, I brought you something. You can take it home later and ask Axi to cook two more dishes for you." Yuning put all the things in his hands aside, and the bacon and rice noodles that Kong Yu's family gave him in the morning Putting them down together, a back basket was filled to the brim, which was very eye-catching. "I also brought some..."

However, Mr. Mei is a wonderful person, he didn't even look at these vulgar things, raised his chin, interrupted Yu Ning's words, and said impatiently: "Don't go around, tell me, where are you going?"

"At home..." read a book.

Before Yuning could utter the first two words, Mr. Mei said lightly: "I sent someone to your house to look for you. I knocked on the door for a long time, but no one came to answer. The ashes are half an inch thick..." At this point, he paused, and looked at Yuning thoughtfully: "Isn't my apprentice transformed from a mountain spirit?"

"..." Yuning smiled dryly: "Then master, why don't you try pouring black dog blood on me?"

Mr. Mei immediately said disgustedly: "Are you disgusting?"

Yu Ning nodded heavily, with a heroic appearance: "But the master will doubt whether I have become a mountain spirit or monster. What is a pot of dog blood?"

"Then it's better to just burn you with a fire. If you don't change into your original shape after being burned to death, then you're probably still a human being."

"...Then if I were a person, I would be burned to death."

"If you die, you will die. At worst, let your third senior brother continue to be his closed disciple."

"..."

Apart from Yuning, Mr. Mei also has three apprentices. According to Mr. Mei, Mr. Mei accepted the three apprentices more than ten years ago.Mr. Mei was ordered by a fortune teller in the early years, saying that he only had the lives of three apprentices, and Mr. Mei had already filled up his budget early.Unexpectedly, as soon as Yuning appeared, he found out that he actually still had the life of a closed disciple—his third senior brother who had never met had been a precious closed disciple for more than ten years, and was suddenly usurped by Yuning.

Mr. Mei saw that Yuning could not get a fart with three sticks, so he stopped asking where he went, and warned: "In the future, if you have to go out for a long time, just tell me, and the master will not arrest you and prevent you from going out." .”

Yu Ning smiled wryly in his heart, he was busy buying goods for the grocery store these days, so he really didn't care about this end, how could he think that half a month had passed in the blink of an eye, he thought it would only be three or four days at most.However, he also became vigilant. Before the person sent by the master entered the house, he could tell from the dust along the well that he had been away from home for at least half a month. ... He asked himself that he didn't have the courage to kill people.

To be bumped into by someone is to put it bluntly, if you bump into it, you bump into it. At most, you will go back to the present world immediately and never come back again, but Yu Ning is not sure whether the people here can also travel to the present world through the door. If it is possible, it will be fun. big.It seems that we still have to find a way to hide that door.

"Okay, next time I will tell the master before I go out." Yu Ning promised, seeing that Mr. Mei wanted to pour tea, he hurriedly went up to hold the pot, Mr. Mei glanced at him, but he did not refuse, let Yuning Filling his teacup, Mr. Mei looked at the tea leaves standing upright in the teacup, lowered his head and groaned as he took a sip of the tea to moisten his lips, Yu Ning put down the teapot, and touched a handful of peanuts from the side to peel Mr. Carefully observing Mr. Mei secretly, he explained: "Actually, this time, Tuer went to the mountain to find some wild mushrooms to stew chicken. He accidentally lost his way. The fog in the mountain was thick, so Tuer wasted a lot of effort before leaving. come out."

"Just you? Are you still picking mushrooms?" Mr. Mei didn't even bother to raise his eyes: "Master, I'm here to teach you to be a good boy. The so-called lie has seven points of truth and three points of falsehood so that people can't tell, or you don't want to If you say it, then don’t say it... I’ll ask someone to bring up ten kinds of mushrooms, and if you can identify which ones can be eaten and which ones can’t, I’ll take what you’re telling the truth.”

"..." Yuning didn't dare to stick his head and nod to let Mr. Mei really send the wild mushrooms - although he usually pays attention to a few UP owners who pick mushrooms after the rainy season in Yunnan, but at most he knows that it looks very dangerous Most mushrooms are inedible, and most mushrooms that look safe are also inedible.He really took the wild mushrooms and asked him to identify them. He probably could only say that he didn't know them all and couldn't eat them.

"You insist on making up a lie that you can't even fool yourself to coax me... you are wrong." Mr. Mei brushed the teacup to the ground casually, looking relaxed and comfortable, as if he wanted to hear the sound on a whim. So-so.No matter how you say it, Yu Ning has been with him for several months, knowing that he was really angry, she quickly took a step back and knelt down, "Master, I was wrong!"

"Do you dare next time?" Mr. Mei couldn't help laughing angrily when he saw that Yuning knelt down to apologize and also avoided the tiles, even the ground wet with tea. Which apprentice saw him throwing his teacup in anger, didn't he kneel upright in fear and kowtow to apologize?Which tube is under the tile or pegboard?Fortunately, Yuning, even kneeling knows how to find a clean place!

Yuning didn't expect that Mr. Mei would be even angrier when he saw him kneeling down, and replied as honestly as a quail: "Don't dare again."

"Well, get up." Mr. Mei ordered.

Yuning got up, took another teacup from the table and filled it up for Mr. Mei, Mr. Mei raised his hand and told him to sit down, facing the peanuts he peeled just now, he started the homework assigned before the school exam— - It's not difficult, Yu Ning's apprenticeship time is not too long, most of the homework is endorsement.

Yu Ning honestly started to recite it, although it is not said that it is fluent, but it can be regarded as memorizing it after stumbling.Mr. Mei nodded dispensably after listening, it was considered over, Mr. Mei thought about it, took out an emerald green safety button from his sleeve pocket, put it in front of Yuning, and motioned for Yuning to pick it up look. "Tell me."

Yu Ning flipped through it, this emerald green Ping An buckle is very tight on the hand, and the four big characters of "Ping An Ruyi" are engraved on it according to the positions of the four symbols. It is basically certain that it is a jadeite product, and it looks at the sun again. To see if there are any cracks and seeding water, Yu Ning glanced at Mr. Mei who was motionless and looked like a jade carving, and said a little vainly: "Ice jadeite has no cracks, and the meaning is clear and clear. It should be what the elders in the family want for the younger generation , the market price is between ten taels and 12 taels of silver."

Mr. Mei nodded: "Continue."

"..." Yu Ning was silent for a while, and tentatively said: "The jade is delicate and has a sense of precipitation, it should come from the south."

"anything else?"

"There are more?!" Yu Ning looked at Mr. Mei cautiously, and said in a low voice: "...not anymore."