In the days when I was forced to become a Feng Shui master

"Do you know how many detours I have taken all morning to find this poor place like you?!" The young man took a step forward and hurriedly grabbed the drink that Yuning was going to put back in the refrigerator, and filled half a bottle of it with lightning speed , accusing Yuning: "I have a tens of millions of business I want to talk to you about, but what's your attitude?! Why don't I ask you about your attitude towards buying a five yuan bottle of drink!"

"I'm sorry, a bottle of lemon tea in our store costs [-] yuan." Yu Ning sneered, and said, "I also have a business worth several hundred million yuan that I would like to talk to you about. I wonder if you are interested?"

"The wheels are on my face... I suspect you are driving but I have no proof." The young man muttered to himself, and immediately tried to straighten his face, and said seriously: "Mr. Yu has such a magic weapon. I can't make the decision by myself, just wait for me, I'll call my dad and ask... Shall I pay a 500 million reservation first?"

With a headache, Yu Ning stretched out her fingertips to press her eyebrows: "No, WeChat or Alipay?"

The other party said: "WeChat and Alipay have a limit, how much is your bank card, and I will transfer it to you?"

"Didn't you still need to use bank transfer to buy a bottle of lemon tea?" Yuning got a headache from his nonsense, so he simply pointed to the outside and said, "Okay, you go out, I will treat you to the drink."

"Mr. Yu, can you think about it again?" the young man begged humbly.

Yu Ning said impatiently: "If you don't go out, your car will be towed away."

"Ah?" The boy turned his head and saw a traffic policeman standing at the door of his car, who was about to take a photo to post a ticket. He hurried out and said, "I'm sorry, I'm leaving now!"

The traffic policeman stopped what he was doing, stuffed the camera back into his pocket, and said, "Parking is not allowed here, there will be no next time!"

"I just went to buy a bottle of water!" He raised the bottle in his hand, and said with a bitter face, "The last two points on the driver's license are deducted, and if you deduct it again, you will have to take the test again."

The traffic policeman took a look at his car and left a sentence: "Drive carefully." After saying that, he left.

The young man opened the car door and looked at Yu Ning reluctantly. Yu Ning closed the glass sliding door with a blank expression, and even specially found a sign saying 'the shopkeeper is out of business today' and hung it on the glass The most conspicuous seat by the sliding door, so as not to be disturbed by anyone—is it so difficult for him to quietly put together a plate and do his homework? !

He couldn't even imagine that the next time he went back, it would be fine if Mr. Mei found out that he was sneaking. He didn't do his homework well, and he couldn't even put a plate together. According to Mr. Mei's temperament, he might ask a monk to interrupt him. leg!

Yu Ning ate his takeaway with the air conditioner on, and then went upstairs happily, and after a while, he brushed some omnipotent treasures and bought dozens of worthless porcelain bowls and plates, planning to do homework for himself.He doesn't believe that everything is difficult at the beginning, no matter how talented he is, at least practice makes perfect, right?When he bought some plates and bowls and so on, he broke them and put them together a few more times, and he could always get the experience points on them.

After resting for a while, Yu Ning got up and adjusted the glue according to the house that Mr. Mei taught him, and carefully started to glue the plates that he knew well in the morning. , this kind of glue itself has a relatively long cooling period, but the effect is comparable to that of 502. After applying the glue, put the tiles on it lightly. As long as the cracks between the two tiles are intact, they can be glued together—of course Yes, if the hand shakes and sticks crookedly, it is a human problem, and the glue cannot be blamed.

After the two pieces of porcelain were glued together, they could not be moved for about 10 minutes. Yuning simply glued them two by two. First, he glued the two pieces of porcelain that were sure to be bonded together. The glue on the tiles was almost dry, and then the two small tiles were glued together to form a large tile, and finally a decent plate was glued together for him!

Although there are some cracks in the details because of some small debris, it is really impossible to put them together. The lack of glazed porcelain reveals the gray background underneath, like an ugly scar on the face of a beauty. Yu Ning sighed and touched it gently. Touching those scars, Mr. Mei has always paid attention to returning to the original when repairing utensils. It can’t be seen that this thing has been repaired the best, so there is no need for gold or saw nails, and only some simple materials can be used. Human craftsmanship fills it in bit by bit.

Yu Ning put on glasses, set up a magnifying glass, and carefully filled the crack with glue with a needle. Be careful not to use too much glue, otherwise it will overflow the gap and form a high ground drop, and it should not be too little to fill the gap unevenly.Yuning's craftsmanship does not consider smoothing the protruding part with sandpaper afterwards. Anyway, he thinks that he can't reach Mr. Mei's kind of repeated sanding with sandpaper without rubbing a little bit of the original glaze. horizontal.

The things that Mr. Mei restores are all rare antiques. How can he, who loves antiques like his life, let things go wrong in his hands?He is a character who would rather lose a piece of his own skin than let the antiques lose a piece of paint.

The third brother also said that when he was young, he was ignorant and used sandpaper to polish the glue, but he was scolded by Mr. Mei, and he was almost sent to a nearby saw and nail shop to become an apprentice.Mr. Mei is extremely disgusted with this kind of behavior that will damage the antique itself, so he would rather be careful when injecting glue than use sandpaper. It is an unforgivable mistake.

After Yu Ning filled all the cracks with glue, it was almost evening, Yu Ning straightened up and rubbed his sore neck, turned on the desk lamp beside him, and carefully looked at what's wrong with the plate.He has repaired all the gaps in the plate, but there are still some gaps in the color, and maybe a little more color needs to be added. He reached out and touched the plate again, and he was relieved to confirm that the plate was as smooth as a mirror.

He leaned back on the chair and thought carefully about what to do about the color. Let's put on ordinary paint...then the color will definitely fade!If it is a paint that needs to be fired back to the furnace as a whole, it is definitely not realistic!Once the plate is baked in the oven, the glue will melt directly under the high temperature of several hundred degrees.With a bitter face, Yu Ning wondered if he succeeded in spelling out this plate?

Thinking of this, he tried to pick up the plate. He held the corner of the plate and lifted it up, holding his breath with nervousness—don't just pick it up and it will crack!The plate left the table inch by inch, Yu Ning looked at the plate which was hooked on his fingertips as a whole, couldn't help grinning.

In the next second, the place where the plate was hooked by Yu Ning cracked open, and the plate fell on the table with a crisp sound. His smile froze before he could get it back.

Yuning calmed down for a moment, then sat down slowly, resisting crying on the spot.Immediately afterwards, the steady heartbeat suddenly missed a beat, Yu Ning subconsciously covered his heart, the surrounding sounds faded away in an instant, leaving only the deafening sound of the crazy heartbeat and blood rushing through the blood vessels.

This feeling seems to have passed for a long time, and it seems that only a short moment, the surrounding voices became clear again, Yu Ning touched his pulse to feel his heartbeat, and sure enough, the heartbeat was still beating fast, he After his heartbeat stabilized, he swallowed his saliva and touched the phone beside him - he decided to check Baidu first.

Because of any illnesses in the past, when Baidu felt that his life was not long, Yu Ning directly opened Baidu Encyclopedia to check the reason why the heartbeat missed a beat: premature heartbeat, common causes are stress, staying up late, and fatigue etc.

Yu Ning glanced at the time, licked his dry lips, stood up and went downstairs slowly to the kitchen, put the medicine prescribed by the imperial physician into the rice cooker and stewed it with an unusually pious attitude, and decided that today Go out for a walk after dinner in a while, and go to bed early when you come back from the walk, never stay up late, and don't play with your mobile phone.

Yuning went to the backyard again, took Dahei into his arms, sucked it twice, took it to the kitchen, and squatted in the kitchen, one person, one cat, and one mobile phone, waiting for the medicine to be ready. The scene was a little warm, but soon Dahei was gone. Unable to bear such a strong smell of medicine, he struggled out of his arms, licked his fur, and cried out aggrievedly: "Meow!"

Yu Ning patted it on the head. Originally, he wanted to open a can for Dahei, but then he thought that he was only 25 years old and 26 years old, and he had a premature heart attack. An overweight cat like Dahei must not Let it eat as much as it wants!He picked up Dahei by its two front legs, and persuaded him earnestly: "Dahei, it's not that I don't give you snacks, but you are already very fat, and cats will suffer from high blood pressure and hyperlipidemia after getting fat." What, it's easy to die early, so let's eat less..."

"Meow?" Dahei tilted his head, not understanding what Yuning was saying.Yuning put it down funny, Dahei hesitated for a while, and began to bite Yu Ning's trouser leg and dragged it out. Yuning felt a little strange, so he followed Dahei out, but as soon as he got out of the kitchen, Dahei let go, Yuning I looked around and found nothing unusual, and asked, "Dahei, what's wrong with you?"

Dahei: "Meow——!"

Yuning looked at it again, and decided that there was nothing wrong, so he planned to go back to the kitchen and wait for the medicine - he felt a little more at ease now that he smelled the medicine, Dahei quickly stopped at the kitchen door and yelled, not to let him go. Yuning goes in.

"...???" Yu Ning wanted to avoid it in confusion, but Dahei refused to give in, and tried to lie on Yuning's instep to stop him from moving.Yuning thought that Dahei was playing with him, so he simply scooped up Dahei and put it on the table beside him. He quickly ran into the kitchen and closed the door, and then made funny faces for Dahei through the glass door. it plays.

Dahei jumped onto the side cabinet lightly and neatly, and pawed at the door with his paws full of worry, while shouting in a desolate way: "Meow ow ow ow—!"

Yuning couldn't help but feel a little strange when he heard his cry, went out again and hugged Dahei, Dahei stopped crying in an instant, and snuggled up to him like a doll, very well-behaved.He tried to go back to the kitchen a few times, but Dahei was restless and wanted to pull him, as if the kitchen was in danger.

Yuning thought about it for a while, Dahei had entered the kitchen with him before, why did he think the kitchen was dangerous?

He suddenly thought of something, walked to the rice cooker and turned it on, Dahei jumped off Yuning's shoulder with a meow, jumped out of the kitchen, and watched him meow in worry, Yuning Funny, he took a spoon, scooped a spoonful of concoction from it and blew it, went to the kitchen door and squatted down, took a sip in front of Dahei, Dahei shut his mouth instantly, his eyes widened. There is also a little worship in it.

That look seemed to say: Oh my god, the shit shovel officer actually ate the monster that smelled so terrible!