After being dressed as an NPC, he was targeted by the boss
Chapter 4 Game Update
If the person in front of him hadn't helped him solve the house problem not long ago, he would have just passed by with a teacup.
Annan rolled his eyes and muttered in a low voice: "Old man!" He didn't believe that he would be so unlucky that the house could collapse in a short time, as long as he was given time, wouldn't it be 40 taels?A few more players will make it together.
Kaifeng Changge seemed to see through his thoughts, and said slowly: "I'm waiting to see someone being chased and killed by players every day for cheating. I don't know if the system will accept complaints? Tsk, 40 taels and 4000 yuan, it is estimated that the whole NPCs can be humanely destroyed by the game."
Annan glared: "...wouldn't I cheat less of a player?"
Kaifeng Changge: "How long will it take to collect forty gold?"
Annan: "You control me!"
Kaifeng Changge wanted to say something else, but he paused, and clicked on the friend dialogue interface, and someone was looking for it.
Thousands of miles behind: Boss, the game will be updated tomorrow, and the last wave of dungeons will be done today! ! !Where are you? ? ?
Kaifeng Changge has his own gang, he is the gang leader, and this left behind is the deputy gang leader, he almost forgot to update the game tomorrow.
Kaifeng Changge sent a message: Right away, wait a minute.
He reached out and took out forty gold and put it on Annan's table: "Baby, arrange the barrier obediently. Dad will come back to see you tonight after finishing the book. Don't let this place become ruins again." While talking, he clicked on the map to start Teleport away and disappear in front of your eyes in an instant.
Annan didn't even have a chance to criticize him.
The sweet voice of the system sounded again: Player Kaifeng Changge presented Annan with forty gold, increasing the intimacy by four.
Now the intimacy between the two is ten, and the relationship between the two will change when the intimacy reaches twenty. Ten farts are nothing, so Annan didn't pay attention to intimacy at all for the time being, and only picked up forty gold and smiled. watching.
To live well, having a stable home is very important. Annan didn't pay attention to the enchantment before because he couldn't afford it at all. Now that he can afford it, of course it needs to be furnished.
After spending 40 taels of gold in minutes, the enchantment of the mall will show a golden light, as long as you click on your own house to use the enchantment, the golden light will fly to the house, and this place will be as solid as gold.
Annan tried it, and he couldn't pry a layer of skin off the wall with a kitchen knife, so he felt relieved, at least he didn't have to worry about a player knocking down the house and killing him when he was sleeping at night.
After dealing with this matter, Annan thought of the message he sent to Kaifeng Changge just now, the game will be updated tomorrow?It won't affect me, will it?In the past, the game "Three Realms" would have a small update every two months, mainly to fix system bugs, and it is rare to encounter major bugs, because it consumes a lot of engineering and changes a lot to the game.
I am just a small NPC, updating the game should have nothing to do with me, right?Annan didn't feel at ease thinking about it like this. If he was not afraid of [-] yuan, he was afraid of what happened.
But there was nothing he could do because he was afraid. He couldn't do anything, so Annan didn't continue to worry about other things. What if he died tomorrow?No matter how well the home is arranged now, there is no life to enjoy.
With a little more than ten gold in his hand, Annan squatted at the door for a while, and met two cute newcomers to do the task. He didn't bother to say anything and stretched out his fingers, not caring about his own image at all.
Players only think that everything about the NPC is a game setting, and they don't pay attention to his carefree appearance.
After being decadent for a long time, Annan packed up his mood and walked straight to the restaurant not far away. If something happens, it is fate. Whether it is a blessing or a disaster, it can't be avoided. If you are in a bad mood, let's go to have a big meal first, and let's talk about it tomorrow. Do not die!
In fact, the location of Annan's house is pretty good, with a big banyan tree next to it, and a small pond not far behind, which is very clear, with a few lotus flowers floating on the water surface, and red carp swimming by from time to time.
If this is the real world, not to mention the red carp, the loach will be forked by people.
After eating, Annan bought some fruit at a small stall, moved a rocking chair to the pond and lay down, washed the fruit on the plate, and was slowly chewed by him in his arms. If he didn't consider updating the game tomorrow, It's a damn cool day.
Annan slept like this for a while at noon, the sun was not strong today, and the sun was warm. He didn't move the chair back until it was almost evening, went to find something to eat, and then lay on the bed—waiting to die.
Life, isn't it just eating and waiting to die?Annan planned to sleep for eternity, either to die in a dream, or to wake up as a good man again.
But this decadent plan was interrupted at the very beginning. Someone knocked on his door. Annan didn't want to answer it at first, but the knock kept ringing. He couldn't sleep because of the disturbance, so he had to open the door.
Annan looked aggressively at Kaifeng Changge at the door: "Isn't it nice to go home at night and hug your wife? Is there any public morality in harassing NPCs to sleep!"
Before Kai Feng Changge could speak, a player behind him laughed until he couldn't help but laugh: "The mother is single, where is the wife? Is this an NPC? How could an NPC say such a thing!" The package is terrible, and it is also a golden name, a krypton gold boss.
Only then did Annan realize that there was another person beside him.
Kaifeng Changge smiled, and he was not angry because of his words. He reached out and took out a handful of blue-gold irises: "Wife is not as fragrant as a son, I give it to you, and see how much intimacy can be exchanged."
This is different from ordinary irises. The blue-gold iris grows in the old den of the demon boss. Players with low combat power can't get close to it, because the demon realm is the largest dungeon so far, and players will continue to lose blood when they get close.
And if you can't kill the BOSS after entering, the door to go out will not be opened, and the player can only lose blood to death. This makes people with insufficient combat power wiped out in minutes, let alone picking flowers?
The blue-gold iris has no other function, it can only be given to NPCs to increase intimacy, but it is like a sky-high price in the mall, one gold per flower.
Annan knew about this thing. As an NPC, he knew the most information about the game world like the palm of his hand, but he curled his lips: "No, you can't eat it, and don't bark in the future! Otherwise, I can't help it." beat you."
If he couldn't beat him, Annan would probably have already started.
After he finished speaking, he was about to close the door, but Kaifeng Changge arrived at the door, and took Annan into the house with him. He quickly bought a vase from the mall and put a large bunch of irises in it: "Send it to you, what do you want?" What do you want to eat? Tell me what to eat, and I’ll buy it for you.”
Annan couldn't refuse at all, and the system sounded: Player Kaifeng Changge gave Annan 99 irises, increasing the intimacy by nine.
Now the intimacy between the two is nineteen.
Kaifeng Changge: "... 99? Just one flower away?" He looked at the thousand miles behind.
The thousands of miles behind were also very speechless when they saw this operation: "This is an iris flower. I thought you gave it to your sister. How much would you pick if you didn't pick 99? Who knew it was for... your son?"
Because the boss of Moyu is so powerful, he can only be held back by Kaifeng Changge, those flowers were picked by thousands of miles behind.
Annan answered immediately: "Your sister! Don't even think about it!"
Alright, Kaifeng Changge reached out and took out ten gold pieces: "Here, I'll give it to you."
The system sounded again: Player Kaifeng Changge gave Annan ten golds, increasing intimacy by one.
Kaifeng Changge: "Perfect."
Annan: "..." He glanced at the ten gold in his hand, and then at the handful of irises next to him, the intimacy is twenty!NPCs can be set as sons and daughters!
He stepped back quickly, accusing Kaifeng Changge: "You, old man!"
Kaifeng Changge nodded in satisfaction: "My son has finally grown up, but his mouth is not forgiving." He changed the name for Annan while talking.
Originally, there were two simple and green words on the top of Annan's head, but now it has become: Annan, the son of Kaifeng Changge.
Annan: "???"
After changing the name, Kaifeng Changge pinched his cheek: "It's so cute, Dad is going offline, and I'll see you the day after tomorrow."
Annan with a constipated face reached out and grabbed him to prevent him from leaving: "Old man! Change my name back, you pervert, there are many seven or eight-year-old children on the side of the road, and you want to raise your son to pick them up, why are you cheating on me?" ?”
The thousands of miles behind saw that it was hard to say anything now, and quite agreed with Annan's words: "It's fine to play a game without picking up girls, but you raise such a big NPC son? Is it used to warm the bed?"
Kaifeng Changge smiled evilly at the corner of his mouth, and put his hand on Annan's shoulder: "I've been a loner for a long time, what's the matter with raising a son to warm the bed?"
Thousands of miles behind: "Then why don't you adopt a daughter?"
Kaifeng Changge gave him a blank look: "Is my son Annan not soft enough or tender enough? How do you know that he can't compare to women in bed?"
Thousands of miles behind: "..." Sassy and coquettish, no fucking talk, no fuck talk.
"Pervert!" Annan wanted to slap someone when he heard Kaifeng Changge's words.
But at this time, the system prompt interrupted Annan's words: The system will start updating in 10 minutes, all players are requested to prepare to go offline.
Annan paused, and the countdown to life and death was still 10 minutes away. After a cool afternoon, he was still unavoidably afraid. If the big update couldn't be avoided, he would really die.
Thousands of miles behind said quietly: "I have never seen an NPC who can communicate with players so smoothly. If you want to raise it, you can raise it as you like. It will be updated soon, so go offline."
Kaifeng Changge saw that Annan, who had scolded him just now, suddenly became quiet. He looked like he was being bullied. He thought it was because of changing his name, so he touched his head comfortingly: "Okay, don't be angry. When you go online next time, I will give you a more luxurious residence than here, how about it?"
Annan glared at him fiercely. Although Kaifeng Changge didn't want to beat him, it is undeniable that he treated him well. Annan didn't care about the name with him for the time being, and said, "If this system update After that, I became about the same IQ as other NPCs, so don't spend money on me."
"Damn it! Can an NPC say such a thing? Are you a genius?" Thousands of miles left behind said in surprise.
Kaifeng Changge frowned slightly when he heard this sentence, and rarely became serious: "What do you mean? Could it be... Your current IQ is not a game setting?" He looked at Annan.
The latter's eyelids twitched, how could this man be so smart!
Annan rolled his eyes and muttered in a low voice: "Old man!" He didn't believe that he would be so unlucky that the house could collapse in a short time, as long as he was given time, wouldn't it be 40 taels?A few more players will make it together.
Kaifeng Changge seemed to see through his thoughts, and said slowly: "I'm waiting to see someone being chased and killed by players every day for cheating. I don't know if the system will accept complaints? Tsk, 40 taels and 4000 yuan, it is estimated that the whole NPCs can be humanely destroyed by the game."
Annan glared: "...wouldn't I cheat less of a player?"
Kaifeng Changge: "How long will it take to collect forty gold?"
Annan: "You control me!"
Kaifeng Changge wanted to say something else, but he paused, and clicked on the friend dialogue interface, and someone was looking for it.
Thousands of miles behind: Boss, the game will be updated tomorrow, and the last wave of dungeons will be done today! ! !Where are you? ? ?
Kaifeng Changge has his own gang, he is the gang leader, and this left behind is the deputy gang leader, he almost forgot to update the game tomorrow.
Kaifeng Changge sent a message: Right away, wait a minute.
He reached out and took out forty gold and put it on Annan's table: "Baby, arrange the barrier obediently. Dad will come back to see you tonight after finishing the book. Don't let this place become ruins again." While talking, he clicked on the map to start Teleport away and disappear in front of your eyes in an instant.
Annan didn't even have a chance to criticize him.
The sweet voice of the system sounded again: Player Kaifeng Changge presented Annan with forty gold, increasing the intimacy by four.
Now the intimacy between the two is ten, and the relationship between the two will change when the intimacy reaches twenty. Ten farts are nothing, so Annan didn't pay attention to intimacy at all for the time being, and only picked up forty gold and smiled. watching.
To live well, having a stable home is very important. Annan didn't pay attention to the enchantment before because he couldn't afford it at all. Now that he can afford it, of course it needs to be furnished.
After spending 40 taels of gold in minutes, the enchantment of the mall will show a golden light, as long as you click on your own house to use the enchantment, the golden light will fly to the house, and this place will be as solid as gold.
Annan tried it, and he couldn't pry a layer of skin off the wall with a kitchen knife, so he felt relieved, at least he didn't have to worry about a player knocking down the house and killing him when he was sleeping at night.
After dealing with this matter, Annan thought of the message he sent to Kaifeng Changge just now, the game will be updated tomorrow?It won't affect me, will it?In the past, the game "Three Realms" would have a small update every two months, mainly to fix system bugs, and it is rare to encounter major bugs, because it consumes a lot of engineering and changes a lot to the game.
I am just a small NPC, updating the game should have nothing to do with me, right?Annan didn't feel at ease thinking about it like this. If he was not afraid of [-] yuan, he was afraid of what happened.
But there was nothing he could do because he was afraid. He couldn't do anything, so Annan didn't continue to worry about other things. What if he died tomorrow?No matter how well the home is arranged now, there is no life to enjoy.
With a little more than ten gold in his hand, Annan squatted at the door for a while, and met two cute newcomers to do the task. He didn't bother to say anything and stretched out his fingers, not caring about his own image at all.
Players only think that everything about the NPC is a game setting, and they don't pay attention to his carefree appearance.
After being decadent for a long time, Annan packed up his mood and walked straight to the restaurant not far away. If something happens, it is fate. Whether it is a blessing or a disaster, it can't be avoided. If you are in a bad mood, let's go to have a big meal first, and let's talk about it tomorrow. Do not die!
In fact, the location of Annan's house is pretty good, with a big banyan tree next to it, and a small pond not far behind, which is very clear, with a few lotus flowers floating on the water surface, and red carp swimming by from time to time.
If this is the real world, not to mention the red carp, the loach will be forked by people.
After eating, Annan bought some fruit at a small stall, moved a rocking chair to the pond and lay down, washed the fruit on the plate, and was slowly chewed by him in his arms. If he didn't consider updating the game tomorrow, It's a damn cool day.
Annan slept like this for a while at noon, the sun was not strong today, and the sun was warm. He didn't move the chair back until it was almost evening, went to find something to eat, and then lay on the bed—waiting to die.
Life, isn't it just eating and waiting to die?Annan planned to sleep for eternity, either to die in a dream, or to wake up as a good man again.
But this decadent plan was interrupted at the very beginning. Someone knocked on his door. Annan didn't want to answer it at first, but the knock kept ringing. He couldn't sleep because of the disturbance, so he had to open the door.
Annan looked aggressively at Kaifeng Changge at the door: "Isn't it nice to go home at night and hug your wife? Is there any public morality in harassing NPCs to sleep!"
Before Kai Feng Changge could speak, a player behind him laughed until he couldn't help but laugh: "The mother is single, where is the wife? Is this an NPC? How could an NPC say such a thing!" The package is terrible, and it is also a golden name, a krypton gold boss.
Only then did Annan realize that there was another person beside him.
Kaifeng Changge smiled, and he was not angry because of his words. He reached out and took out a handful of blue-gold irises: "Wife is not as fragrant as a son, I give it to you, and see how much intimacy can be exchanged."
This is different from ordinary irises. The blue-gold iris grows in the old den of the demon boss. Players with low combat power can't get close to it, because the demon realm is the largest dungeon so far, and players will continue to lose blood when they get close.
And if you can't kill the BOSS after entering, the door to go out will not be opened, and the player can only lose blood to death. This makes people with insufficient combat power wiped out in minutes, let alone picking flowers?
The blue-gold iris has no other function, it can only be given to NPCs to increase intimacy, but it is like a sky-high price in the mall, one gold per flower.
Annan knew about this thing. As an NPC, he knew the most information about the game world like the palm of his hand, but he curled his lips: "No, you can't eat it, and don't bark in the future! Otherwise, I can't help it." beat you."
If he couldn't beat him, Annan would probably have already started.
After he finished speaking, he was about to close the door, but Kaifeng Changge arrived at the door, and took Annan into the house with him. He quickly bought a vase from the mall and put a large bunch of irises in it: "Send it to you, what do you want?" What do you want to eat? Tell me what to eat, and I’ll buy it for you.”
Annan couldn't refuse at all, and the system sounded: Player Kaifeng Changge gave Annan 99 irises, increasing the intimacy by nine.
Now the intimacy between the two is nineteen.
Kaifeng Changge: "... 99? Just one flower away?" He looked at the thousand miles behind.
The thousands of miles behind were also very speechless when they saw this operation: "This is an iris flower. I thought you gave it to your sister. How much would you pick if you didn't pick 99? Who knew it was for... your son?"
Because the boss of Moyu is so powerful, he can only be held back by Kaifeng Changge, those flowers were picked by thousands of miles behind.
Annan answered immediately: "Your sister! Don't even think about it!"
Alright, Kaifeng Changge reached out and took out ten gold pieces: "Here, I'll give it to you."
The system sounded again: Player Kaifeng Changge gave Annan ten golds, increasing intimacy by one.
Kaifeng Changge: "Perfect."
Annan: "..." He glanced at the ten gold in his hand, and then at the handful of irises next to him, the intimacy is twenty!NPCs can be set as sons and daughters!
He stepped back quickly, accusing Kaifeng Changge: "You, old man!"
Kaifeng Changge nodded in satisfaction: "My son has finally grown up, but his mouth is not forgiving." He changed the name for Annan while talking.
Originally, there were two simple and green words on the top of Annan's head, but now it has become: Annan, the son of Kaifeng Changge.
Annan: "???"
After changing the name, Kaifeng Changge pinched his cheek: "It's so cute, Dad is going offline, and I'll see you the day after tomorrow."
Annan with a constipated face reached out and grabbed him to prevent him from leaving: "Old man! Change my name back, you pervert, there are many seven or eight-year-old children on the side of the road, and you want to raise your son to pick them up, why are you cheating on me?" ?”
The thousands of miles behind saw that it was hard to say anything now, and quite agreed with Annan's words: "It's fine to play a game without picking up girls, but you raise such a big NPC son? Is it used to warm the bed?"
Kaifeng Changge smiled evilly at the corner of his mouth, and put his hand on Annan's shoulder: "I've been a loner for a long time, what's the matter with raising a son to warm the bed?"
Thousands of miles behind: "Then why don't you adopt a daughter?"
Kaifeng Changge gave him a blank look: "Is my son Annan not soft enough or tender enough? How do you know that he can't compare to women in bed?"
Thousands of miles behind: "..." Sassy and coquettish, no fucking talk, no fuck talk.
"Pervert!" Annan wanted to slap someone when he heard Kaifeng Changge's words.
But at this time, the system prompt interrupted Annan's words: The system will start updating in 10 minutes, all players are requested to prepare to go offline.
Annan paused, and the countdown to life and death was still 10 minutes away. After a cool afternoon, he was still unavoidably afraid. If the big update couldn't be avoided, he would really die.
Thousands of miles behind said quietly: "I have never seen an NPC who can communicate with players so smoothly. If you want to raise it, you can raise it as you like. It will be updated soon, so go offline."
Kaifeng Changge saw that Annan, who had scolded him just now, suddenly became quiet. He looked like he was being bullied. He thought it was because of changing his name, so he touched his head comfortingly: "Okay, don't be angry. When you go online next time, I will give you a more luxurious residence than here, how about it?"
Annan glared at him fiercely. Although Kaifeng Changge didn't want to beat him, it is undeniable that he treated him well. Annan didn't care about the name with him for the time being, and said, "If this system update After that, I became about the same IQ as other NPCs, so don't spend money on me."
"Damn it! Can an NPC say such a thing? Are you a genius?" Thousands of miles left behind said in surprise.
Kaifeng Changge frowned slightly when he heard this sentence, and rarely became serious: "What do you mean? Could it be... Your current IQ is not a game setting?" He looked at Annan.
The latter's eyelids twitched, how could this man be so smart!
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