[Comprehensive] After the chaos and the end of the abandonment of Hong Kong black cadres

Qi Ya fell back angrily.

This goes on forever!

He dragged Yin Lu and jumped off the balcony.

In the blink of an eye, Yin Lu remembered the request of the program group——

【Help Osamu Dazai! 】

【Meet all his needs! 】

needs, needs...

"Wait! Let me take another look at the sanitary napkin Mr. Dazai asked for!"

The loud voice resounded through the night sky.

The mafia in the dark looked at each other.

... what did they hear?

By the way, why hasn't Mr. Chuya sent a signal yet?

The ground shook suddenly.

The white sheep are particularly conspicuous in the dark.

Before they could react, the mafia was picked up by the alpaca, each with one hand, and galloped towards the rising sun!

"Wow what is this?!"

"Mr. Chuya—"

Help!

That afternoon, the Yokohama Express——

#黑手党Why do you keep screaming in the middle of the night, and why do human and beast Py continue to be staged? #

The latest news from #YokohamaZoo: The door lock is in good condition, and there is no trace of picking the lock. #

#MafiaLeader: Thank you for the invitation, I will not consider changing my career for the time being. #

Mori Ogai put down the newspaper: "A big event is about to happen, Alice-chan."

Alice cooed: "What's the big deal? Hugging Dazai?"

"Alice sauce..."

Why are you so vengeful!

"Okay," Mori Ogai pursed his lips, "Bring up the person you caught."

"I have to treat you well—Mr. Yinlu."

***

time back before.

Yin Lu was thrown onto the car by Qi Ya, holding on to the window: "I'm going to vomit..."

"Who told you to drink so much alcohol?" Qi Ya sat in the driver's seat and drove.

"I don't drink anymore."

It's uncomfortable as if you can pass through at any time.

"Where did you get the car?" Yin Lu asked.

"Kino bought it."

The company has been operating for a while and has started to make a profit.

By the way, don't you care about the status of your own company? !

Qi Ya remembered the situation when Yin Lu used cards to drive away the mafia just now, "Hey, your strength can completely defeat him, right?"

Even drunk.

He - refers to the Central Plains.

Yin Lu was shaking his head wildly, trying to wake up, but failed.

It was as if he could hear the sound of liquid sloshing in his head.

Hearing this, "Well..."

The words say so.

Hitting an ex-boyfriend is bad.

Qiya looked at Yinlu's dizzy look, and suddenly thought of something: "What is the Japanese pronunciation of 'Qiya'?"

"Huh? 'kilua'."

Tell the truth after drinking.

Qi Ya almost drove the car onto the sidewalk: "You told me it was 'Newton'!"

No wonder Osamu Dazai blushed at that time!Dare to hold back a laugh!

"Hey, what happened to that car?"

"Go and see!"

The patrolling traffic police came over.

Before taking two steps, I saw a person get out of the car and run wildly!

The two were stunned, "Chase!"

After chasing all the way, you can smell the smell of alcohol along the way.

This is how much you drank and drove, no wonder you ran away as soon as you saw them!

... By the way, why can you run so fast? !

...Can you please stop running!I can't catch up!

Yin Lu stopped suddenly.

"Peer!"

"leave!"

"God!"

"Into the ground!"

"Stealth!"

Nothing happened.

"..."

Forget, this is not the island of greed!There's a fart for chanting mantras!

This is so embarrassing!

"I forgot," Yin Lu turned around and said in a daze, "Then what, I'm not the one driving."

Traffic police: "..."

The young man has a good attitude of admitting his mistakes, and he didn't make any mistakes after all.

They walked back with Yin Lu, patted the shoulders, and enthusiastically told: "Don't drink so much in the future, even if you don't drive, it's not good for your health."

Looking inside the car, he froze.

The 11-year-old silver-haired boy sat in the driver's seat: "Ha, hello?"

"Fucking little brother, you're not an adult yet!"

"..." Qi Ya, "What's wrong with not being an adult?"

He can fly an airship!

In the end, both of them entered the police station.

congratulations.

When Yinlu and Qiya were fighting wits with the police, Osamu Dazai was lying on the balcony watching the sheep.

"Ah, they escaped."

"...I was tricked by you anyway." Zhongyuan Zhong also spoke harshly, not really planning to do anything to the two of them.

His expression was dangerous, "It's enough to catch you, Dazai."

Exactly!

"Chuya, if you are so violent, you won't be able to find a girlfriend."

"It's better than you cheating girls!"

"Maybe Bai Ye just can't stand you."

"……Nothing to do with you!"

"I can't imagine how Chuya treats his girlfriend, you slimy little slug, hey, it's so disgusting..."

"Dazai!!!"

The fate of the mouth is to be beaten to death.

"ended!"

"Before sending you to the headquarters..." Nakahara grabbed Osamu Dazai's hairy head and forced him to look up, "Tell me Dazai, what is the purpose of bringing that person in front of me?"

"..."

"Don't tell me. Okay, it's just to increase the fun of torture."

"Make a prophecy, Chuya," Osamu Dazai said suddenly, "not only will you not take me away, but you will also obediently leave me like a dog. Ah, and, you will soon grow to 1.8 meters .”

"What are you kidding?!"

Nakahara pointed the dagger at Osamu Dazai's throat.

After a few seconds of confrontation, Osamu Dazai said, "The main purpose is to contain the Mafia."

The BOSS attacked Oda again——

This move angered him.

And Yin Lu, as long as he wants, he can deal with everyone in the mafia.

Unfortunately……

Yinlu: Sorry, I don't want to.

"The second purpose...of course, is to hide something out of curiosity," Osamu Dazai snorted, "For example, the Bai Ye you love is actually a boy?"

"!!!"

"Eh? Could it be that Chuya and Saya have been together for so long, and they haven't even done that kind of thing?"

Osamu Dazai made no secret of his doubts about Chuya's "whether it's not good in that respect".

Chuya Zhongye's ears felt hot: "Shut up!"

Putting two fingers between his eyebrows, "I'm careless, Zhong Ye."

"Sure enough, you will be distracted when Bai Ye is mentioned."

This time, Zhong Yuanzhong really fainted.

Otherwise, why would he see "himself" when he opened his eyes? !

Nakahara Chuya——at this time, he was wearing the shell of Dazai Osamu, with a shocked expression on his face.

Osamu Dazai looked at the card: [card No. 5: soul exchange, valid for three days.Only for Osamu Dazai. 】

This "special purpose" means that Osamu Dazai can activate it even without "Nian".

"Yin Lu-jun is really kind to me."

"Chuya," Osamu Dazai smiled, "how's the scenery up there?"

Zhong Yuanzhong didn't expect that he could smile so odiously on his face!

"what happened?!"

"A little magic trick," Osamu Dazai waved his card, "keep it like this for three days. However, if Chuya is willing to listen to me, it's not impossible for me to help you work."

Three days!

His work, his wine, his house—

Central Plains also feels that life is gloomy!

Kneel down in frustration.

"Kill you...I must kill you..."

"Ah, Chuya, don't get dizzy!" Osamu Dazai squatted down in front of him with a smile, "You haven't told me the truth yet."

"..."

"You can't lie to me, Chuya, after all, I know your breathing well."

Now that things have happened, Zhong Yuanzhong is too lazy to talk to him.

"Ah, that's what you bastard guessed."

"Don't you think Mr. Yinlu looks familiar?"

"I haven't looked at his appearance carefully." Zhong Yuanzhong also thought about it for a while, indeed, Yin Lu's hair color is the same as Bai Ye's.

"Could it be—"

"He is Bai Ye's brother?!"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Forget it stupid!

What, Osamu Dazai, oh no, what is that expression on "myself"?

His guess is reasonable!

Nakahara was also annoyed by the soul exchange, and was too lazy to entangle with Osamu Dazai.

Before entering the cloakroom, he stopped and turned his head, "Hey, Dazai," very suspicious, "Will you help me with my work?"

Osamu Dazai promised: "Of course—"

will not!

Zhong Yuanzhong also searched for a long time in the cloakroom.

No matter which set, the result will become a navel dress, cropped pants...

Hate the height!

It's okay to grow so tall, they are weak anyway!

After finally coming out with clothes that fit him, Osamu Dazai was lying on the balcony, looking up: "Wow! So the vision of the little dwarf is like this—"

Zhong Yuan kicked his ass!

The exclamation sounded from top to bottom, and finally landed.

Nakahara also clapped his hands.

Don't worry, you won't die.

I have to find a place to stay for these three days!

The author has something to say: ★Chuya: I kicked myself when I went crazy!

★Thanks to: "My name is Xiaomomo" and "Corrupt" two precious mines.

★The next step is to prepare for the daily update, and the update time is 9 o'clock every night.

If there is an update, it will be placed at 12 noon.

No accidents, it should be completed every day~ Babies, please support, don't get fat, cough cough~

PS. Yesterday, Jinjiang’s comments were turbulent. I heard that there were all kinds of confusion. The same reply was drawn to countless posts, such as:

Comments: Come on.

Reply: Son, you are so naive.

Comments: check in.

Reply: Son, you are so naive.

Comments: Scattered flowers.

Reply: Son, you are so naive.

Another example:

Comments: Come on.

Reply: Hahahahahaha

Comments: check in.

Reply: Hahahahahaha

Comments: Scattered flowers.

Reply: Hahahahahaha

and also:

Comments: Come on.

Reply: Haha, don’t scare people

Comments: check in.

Reply: Haha, don’t scare people

Comments: Scattered flowers.

Reply: Haha, don’t scare people

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