[Comprehensive] After the chaos and the end of the abandonment of Hong Kong black cadres

Qi Ya glanced at Osamu Dazai's abdomen.

I don't know if it's because the month is still early or this guy is too thin, but I can't see it at all now...

Osamu Dazai deserves to be one of the double-walled minds of the Armed Detective Agency, and he can sort out the cause and effect in a breath——

What, it turned out to be like this...

Thinking of all kinds of benefits during this period, and a kind of magical trouble-making mentality, Osamu Dazai looked into Qi Ya's eyes and nodded solemnly: "I see."

"It's good to know," Qi Ya nodded, equally serious, "Don't commit suicide again."

Osamu Dazai: I don't!

There is no such thing as suicide~

***

Hakone Onsen——

Yinlu stood under the eaves and made a phone call. Thanks to Chuya Zhongye, his whole body hurts now.

Indoors, when Nakahara Chuya's birthday party was in progress——

Gangsters like Ozaki Hongye and Hirotsu Yanagi have been veterans of the two dynasties. Akutagawa Ryunosuke and Akutagawa Yin have also joined for many years. After all, I am a new member. Although I have a good relationship with everyone, occasionally, I still feel a little out of place. Feeling.

Especially that guy Akutagawa, isn't it because Yin handed him a bottle of body lotion, so why should he look at him with murderous eyes? !Isn't your favorite person Mr. Dazai? !

On the phone, Qi Ya ordered a bunch of local specialties in a fit of anger, then sighed: "Come back early, don't paralyze yourself with business trips all the time."

Escapism is useless.

Yinlu: It's not that I don't have one. Frequent business trips are ordered by the boss, and have absolutely nothing to do with my personal will!

He explained: "This time it was an activity organized by the Mafia."

"In that case... wait, Osamu Dazai! What are you doing again?! Come back! Don't jump off the building—"

Yin Lu looked at the phone that was accidentally hung up: "..."

Thank you for your hard work, Chiya.

Qi Ya used to make complaints about him, Zhong Yuan Zhong Ye saved Dazai Zhi every time, and when he was rescued, he scolded "Why don't you die", but now... the way of heaven is reincarnation, who is spared by heaven!

I feel that I will have a nervous breakdown taking care of my pregnant husband!

He dragged Osamu Dazai back, his five fingers turned into sharp claws, his expression was grim and distorted, and he lost his mind: "You can die, and leave Yinlu's child to me!"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Oops, played off.

Chi Ya-kun, please calm down, such a small child can't live if it is dug out, not to mention it doesn't exist in the first place!

The hot spring hotel is antique, with warm orange lights and warm wooden buildings.

In the depths of the courtyard where the light cannot reach, the plain white moonlight flows like a flower.

Yinlu looked at the ground.

Such a short shadow - well, it's right in the middle!

"Mr. Chuya."

"Wait a minute, I might need to find a magnifying glass..."

"... Yinlu!" Zhong Yuan also gritted his teeth.

Yin Lv turned around and looked at him with a smile.

"...Sorry." Nakahara Chuya lowered the brim of his hat to cover his expression, a little embarrassed, "I heard from the boss that you did it to protect the gift you gave me..."

His clothes were also taken away by Kajii Keijiro. It is said that they were accidentally soiled during the explosion, and they were taken for dry cleaning.

Yin Lv walked to Zhong Yuan Zhong Ye, the two stood side by side, but in opposite directions, "It's nothing, this is what I should do."

Zhong Yuan suddenly slapped a piece of cake on his face!

Yinlu: "..."

Mr. Chuya, you have learned badly.

Yin Lu's reaction was different from what Zhongyuan Zhong also imagined.

He stood still, letting the cake embryo and cream fall off his face: "Mr. Chuya."

Nakahara Nakaya looked at Ginruto's calm face, and remembered Ozaki Koyo's words.

Gee.

This guy……

"Mr. Nakaya, it's time for you to go in. It's not good if the protagonist is not here."

"..."

"Mr. Chuya, what's the matter?"

"..."

"If it's okay, I'll go in first...?"

Before he finished speaking, the small man suddenly grabbed his collar, pulled it down a little irritably and domineeringly, and kissed him.

Warm breath.

Light fragrance after bath.

And the cake-flavored, Nakahara Nakahara's first active kiss when he was awake.

There was a row of Hong Kong gangsters lying on the corner by the door, their smiles gradually becoming obscene.

Mr. Chuya—go——! ! !

"... Is this the head office?" Zhongyuan Zhong also let go of his hand, looked at Yinlu from bottom to top, and said in a low voice.

The surface of Yinlu is calm, but the heart is already turbulent——

Ahhhh Mr. Chuya! ! !

I want to smash the big wall for you!

No, no, no, no, no... what is this—

Leaving the pregnant wife at home, hesitant to confess to his beloved?

Ahhhhh I don't want to be a scumbag!

My wife, bah, Dazai is pregnant at home, please restrain yourself, I only love my wife alone!

...Your sister is not!I love Mr. Chuya from beginning to end!

But, but... Dazai...

hateful!

"...Go ahead, Mr. Chuya," Yinlu took a lot of effort to restrain his impulse, took half a step back, and said softly.

"you're drunk."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

***

"Boss, I don't understand why Silver Ritsu rejected Chuya. Could it be that he really likes Dazai?!" Koyo Ozaki was a little annoyed, and drank more than usual, "I thought he was someone I could trust."

"Huh? I don't think so."

Mori Ogai thought of the children he brought up.

Dazai——is a kid who can get hurt even if he touches cotton. It is difficult to entrust his sincerity to others, and he is also afraid that others will entrust his sincerity to himself.

the other side--

Yinlu is trying to ease the relationship between the Central Plains and China.

First of all, invite the other party to take a bath together, but it is rejected.

Secondly, the most delicious piece of beef was snatched from the countless pairs of chopsticks in Hong Kong and Hei, and it was placed in the Zhongye bowl, which was ignored.

Once again, he handed the happy fat house water to Chuya, and was sprayed all over the face.

Finally, send the treasure map that is said to make men happy when they see it, and then dig out the middle part of the watermelon with a spoon.

"What?" Zhongyuan Zhong also picked up the phone.

【Four slugs look at each other crazily.JPG】

... No, there are only three in the picture... Good, he got it!

"Mr. Chuya," Yinlu handed over the spoon, flatteringly said, "Do you want to eat?"

Eat your P!

slap-

Zhong Yuan directly put Yin Lu's entire head into the watermelon!

Juice splashes.

"..." Mori Ogai looked at this scene, his eyes hurt a little, "I am planning to go to the west to deal with the rebel forces, just to let them calm down."

Ozaki Momiji sighed: "...Okay."

***

"Asshole, you changed my picture, didn't you!"

"I heard you ate a lot of crabs yesterday, huh?"

"Still jumping off the building?! You want to kill two people, don't you?!"

The first thing Yinrui did when he returned to Yokohama was to clean up Osamu Dazai!

Although he knew that the other party's weak, pitiful and innocent appearance was just pretending, but considering the little life in his stomach, he withdrew his hand and punched the tree next to him.

The tree trunk snapped.

Osamu Dazai was in a good mood seeing Ginritsu jumping his feet in anger.During this period of time, Yin Lu took over all his work, and he was as happy as a waste slaughter.

A warm hand was suddenly placed on his stomach.

Osamu Dazai's eyes moved: "...Yinlu-kun?"

"Strange, why doesn't it show at all..." Yin Lu muttered.

"Time is short."

"Follow me for a pregnancy test."

"Eh? Absolutely not!"

Yin Lu gave him a suspicious look, then withdrew his hand: "Mr. Dazai, do you really want this child?"

"Ok?"

Yin Lu lowered his eyes: "After all... you are a guy who doesn't even cherish your own life, how could you accept a new life... no, you are afraid."

"what……"

Osamu Dazai was stunned for a moment, and his smile became blurred and alienated again, like mist in the rainy mountains, "Maybe it is..."

This somewhat sensitive topic was not pursued any further.

After being ordered around by Osamu Dazai in various ways, Silver Ritsu returned home exhausted and contacted Kino.

"How is our company doing?"

Kino reported, but Yinru had no concept of these business figures: "Then am I the richest man in Yokohama now?"

Mu Ye was stunned for a moment, "Mr. Yinlu, the reports of all listed companies in Yokohama will not be released until next year. But..." There was a hint of a smile in his voice, "You can go to Kyoto to participate in the auction, maybe you can understand the level of financial resources .”

When Qi Ya heard the words, he typed and searched on the computer.

Yin Lu is still thinking: "Auction..."

"Go!" Qi Ya suddenly shouted.

On the screen is one of the auction collections, the long-lost chocolate parfait recipe of a certain master.

"No, it's just a piece of paper, so expensive..."

Qi Ya raised his paw and said darkly, "If you don't buy it for me, I'll go and give Osamu Dazai a caesarean section right away!"

Yinlu: "..."

During his absence, what kind of stimulation did this baby receive?

In the end, Yinlu asked Kino to book two tickets to attend the auction in Kyoto.

"Auction... Qi Ya, have you ever participated in it before?"

"..."

"I remember that in our world, Youkexin City held auctions every year."

"..."

"There should be many rare treasures, right?"

"...Let me tell you," Qi Ya blushed, holding the lace edge of the tutu skirt with both hands, and exploded, "Why do I have to dress like this?!"

Women's clothing again!

Alice has the same small foreign dress, and she also wears silver wavy long hair tied with a pink ribbon.

"Didn't Mu Ye say that it's best not to show up in person at the auction, so as not to get into trouble," Yin Lu smirked, "Don't you want the formula? Sister Qi Ya~"

"Why not your women's clothing!"

Qi Ya's resentment lasted until the auction started.

At the entrance of the venue, the staff checked the invitation letters of the two: "Is it Mr. Nakahara Haru and his sister Nakahara Ya?"

Yin Lu nodded: "Yes."

"..." Qi Ya complained, "What name did you give..."

10 minutes after Yinlu and Qiya entered the arena——

A man and a woman came over.

"Ah~ I suddenly have a great idea!"

"Did you hang yourself at the auction?"

Osamu Dazai's eyes sparkled: "That's right!"

After all, Yin Lu and Qi Ya were not around, this time he must commit suicide successfully!

Yosano Akiko is used to this.There will be a wealthy businessman in the auction who is worried about being attacked and entrusts a supernatural armed group to guard him. This time it happens to be her and Dazai.

"Will there be any murders, just for an autopsy." She licked her lips.

The 40-meter broadsword is already hungry and thirsty.

Osamu Dazai smiled at the staff: "Hello, we are an armed detective agency hired."

Are you sure you didn't come here to make trouble?

The staff member wiped his sweat: "Please come in."

Yosano Akiko glanced at the list: "What does this 'Nakahara Hara' have to do with you?"

Osamu Dazai: "...Huh?"

10 minutes after the two entered the field——

"Guest, please show me the invitation letter—guest?!"

A dagger was pressed against the staff's throat, and several bodyguards surrounded him: "Don't you have eyes, this is the reserve cadre of the port mafia, the honorable Lord A!"

"But the invitation letter..."

"Master A has participated in so many auctions, and he never needs an invitation letter!" The bodyguard threatened, "Or... do you want to be turned into a gem?"

"I, I know..."

Holding the gemstone with his fingers, A walked into the arena: "I will definitely get the first collection of this year!"

The staff was speechless: "What kind of demons and ghosts are participating in the auction this year..."

***

The strategy given by Mu Ye for this auction is: Qi Ya, who is wearing women's clothes, will appear on the scene, and Yin Lu will wait in the waiting room.

"Go, little sister Qiya!"

"I'm the man standing behind you!"

Qi Ya walked out of the lounge with a dark face: "What are these things..."

Yinlu sat on the sofa and flipped through this year's auction collection.

In addition to the formula that Qiya wanted, there are also pearl emerald mackerel, Egyptian princess pretty bandage, diamond jewel emperor slug, the universe's first golden kelp... what the hell is this? ? ?

And the first collection is——

Yin Lv's eyes narrowed slightly.

Red wine.

There are only three bottles of Château Lafite red wine from 1869 in the world. Nine years ago, the same person bought these three bottles, and each bottle was sold for 2400 million yen. Now he puts one bottle up for auction.

Starting price: 5000 million yen.

Most of the things in the auction are not worthy of the name. Whether you are willing to pay an exorbitant price to buy them is related to the reputation and status of the consortium, and it is no less than a smoke-free competition.

However, this time, he was completely messed up by a player who didn't play cards according to common sense.

Silver Law Liaison Qi Ya——

"In addition to the recipe, the red wine is also needed."

"no matter how much?"

"No matter how much, buy it, buy it all for me!"

"……understood."

At the scene, Qi Ya stood up and shouted: "6000 million!"

Other bidders: "..."

A who thought he was sure of winning: "..."

What's the matter with you, little sister?

After ventilating with Qi Ya, Yin Lu left the waiting room and wandered around the auction house, just in time to run into Yosano Akiko who was entangled by the enemy.

Seeing that the other party was a weak woman, Yin Lu made a quick rescue.

"Ah, ah, it's really hard for you guys to attack me," Yosano Akiko mentioned the half-dead enemy, showing a ghostly smile, "Ah, you are injured, do you need me to help you treat it? How about the special package? You're welcome! "

Mourning is everywhere.

Yin Lu watched from the side.

Weak... female... son...

Let the enemy live and die, and Yosano Akiko grinned: "Come on, I still have a lot of things to ask you!"

This ability——

"Is it Yosano-san from the Armed Detective Agency?"

She tilted her head with Yosano Akiko: "You know me?"

Yin Lu nodded: "Take a step to talk, and Miss Xie Ye..."

……

"Ah, Akiko, are you done with everything?"

Osamu Dazai was blocked from committing suicide everywhere, and he turned around and returned to Yosano Akiko.

For some reason, the other party was looking at him with a look of "you are going to die"...

Until Yin Lu came out from behind the pillar: "Tai—zai—zhi—"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

It’s over.

exposed...

During this period of time, he has been instructing Yin Lu to do things a lot!