Slag that big devil [Quick Transmigration]

Qiao Chen stared at the last page of the album.

That extremely ugly monster crushed a beautiful and familiar boy [undescribable]...

How can it be?

How could such a picture be drawn?

Qiao Chen was very unwilling to believe that this painting was true.

You know, even though he seems to have forgotten a lot of things in his head now, he also knows that according to his personal temper, he will not accept this kind of thing!

Even when the Great Demon King was in human form, it could indeed make him... very happy.

However, can the monster-shaped big devil be the same as the human-shaped big devil?

It will kill people, okay?

No matter how much he likes it, he, he will not accept such "weird" things!

Yes, absolutely not!

Qiao Chen was so angry that he closed this weird album with a snap!

fraud!asshole!

It must be such a strange page deliberately added by that bastard, the Great Demon King, at the back of the album!

Although...he seems to have forgotten a lot of things, but the situations in the pictures at the front of the album are all true.

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Even the strokes of those paintings are three points like his own paintings...

Qiao Chen silently knew that this was definitely not drawn by him, but by the Great Demon King.

They lived together in the last world for more than 100 years, and the Great Demon King was with him all the time. He drew many human and monster shapes of the Great Demon King, and the Great Demon King learned how to draw from him in turn.

Although the other big devils are not very good at drawing, the big devil's painting of Qiao Chen is still very good.

At least it's the best painting of him when he was in sauce.

The more Qiao Chen thought about it, the darker his face became, the more he couldn't help but suspect that the last chapter was painted... Was it the Great Demon King himself who deliberately imagined false things and drew it to mislead him, or did he really have no lower limit for harmony? Great Demon King, that's it?

How can it be?

Must be impossible!

Qiao Chen immediately threw the album into a warehouse in Mustard Space that specially collects things he doesn't need.Out of sight out of mind.

You can treat the last page of the album as if it never happened!

Yes, it must be fake, that bastard devil deliberately drew it to mislead him!

He, he wouldn't be so limitless!

System: "Hehe."

Qiao Chen: "... What are you huh? Did you really see me and that monster, that?"

Qiao Chen felt a little guilty when he asked this question, because his mind is really confused now, and he can't remember whether those things happened or not, and he doesn't know if the self in the last world is because the big devil is too despicable and shameless He used all kinds of means to threaten him without a limit, so in order to live a good life in the last world, he... really allowed that kind of unreasonable thing to happen!

Obviously, he is not the kind of temperament that is easy to compromise!

Even if he traveled through time, even if he lost most of his memory about that world, he was still the same person, Qiao Chen really didn't believe that he would agree to such a thing without a bottom line.

However, if the big devil deliberately threatened him... Qiao Chen thought silently, although he is a good young man with a bottom line and principles, but, but, life is at stake. If the big devil can guarantee his life, There won't be any sudden wind or something, Qiao Chen thought, he probably... still won't agree!

Correct!

He must not agree!

Even if it is in human form, the lethality will not be too great.

The shape of a monster... Unless he is determined to die together, he will not agree!

"Right? System?"

System: "Hehe." You, the stupid host, have already said it yourself, you will definitely not agree to such a thing, why do you keep asking the system again and again?

You know... the memory of this system has also been tampered with!

It also lost a lot of memory, okay?

I don't even remember if that kind of thing happened between the stupid host and the big devil...

Qiao Chen: "..."

So, Qiao Chen thought silently, he really has no other way to confirm the authenticity of this matter now.

Since there is no way... then he should just pretend that this never happened.

Anyway, no one knows, right?

After thinking about it for a while, Qiao Chen decisively decided to treat it as a fake, and that the big devil deliberately misled him.

System: "..." Well, in fact, the stupid host can be so...optimistic, as a system, it should be a little more optimistic.

One person, one system started their new day again.

Qiao Chen originally wanted to continue to do the task, but after he found out that he seemed to have been deceived, he felt that he would have to do the task in a few days.

It's just that the idea is beautiful, but the reality is cruel.

Because Qiao Chen suddenly discovered that the neighborhood where he lived was surrounded by some strange people.

Those people also sent roses to Qiao Chen every day, food that Qiao Chen liked and said that it was made by the Great Demon King himself, and all kinds of weird things...

The most troublesome thing is the phone in Qiao Chen's apartment. I don't know what method was used. Anyway, Qiao Chen only needs to make a call now, no matter which number he dials, he can only reach one person in the end.

He couldn't hear the voice on the other end of the phone, he could only hear the strange and familiar panting.

Qiao Chen: "..." Forget it, he should quickly draw the lottery, and then quickly enter the next small world, and let the big devil dispel his idea of ​​"marrying" him as soon as possible!

System: "OK!"

Qiao Chen: "... draw the lottery first."

System: "Okay, okay."

Anyway, this time it seems that it can no longer help the stupid host cheat.

That was a tragedy.

Qiao Chen drew the lottery this time when he was watering a few potted flowers he raised.

After the previous experience, although sometimes he felt that the results of those lottery draws were nothing more than that, but the things were really good, so he naturally had expectations.

However, the three things that Qiao Chen needs most at present are the first is to regain feeling in his legs and be able to walk, the second is to prolong the life span of each reincarnation, and the third is to let the big devil stop using the kind of marriage that he wants to marry him. A strange idea... These three things, it seems that these lottery draws only satisfied one of his things, and it only extended his life span by 20.00% of the average human life expectancy in the world where he lives.

However, where are these enough?

Qiao Chen couldn't help but sighed slightly, and began to draw the lottery.

Forget it, even if those three wishes can't be fulfilled, the ones he got before are enough to make him live more comfortably in every subsequent life.

At least if he is abandoned by his relatives right after he was born in the next life, he can still find a nanny robot from the mustard space to take care of him, so that he won't be picked up by some lunatics and abused...

As for the legs... Qiao Chen didn't know what was going on. In his mind, he suddenly had a thought that it would be better to let the legs be weak than to use that method to restore the health of the legs.

Qiao Chen didn't understand how this idea came about, nor did he know what the so-called "that way" was, but, he thought, he really didn't really want to restore the health of his legs so much now. up.

Even if he thinks about it, if it is "that way", he will not remember anything, it seems that he doesn't want to...

Just as Qiao Chen was thinking, the system began to remind him that the lottery draw was over.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host, the host has won the ability to communicate with plants in the lottery!"

Qiao Chen was startled.

The system thought that the host was unhappy, so it immediately explained: "In this way, as long as the host is willing, he can communicate with the plant, grow rare plants successfully, or obtain various information or plant parts that the host needs from the plant. This Skills can be regarded as the top prize among all kinds of prizes."

It means, the stupid host should not foolishly think that this skill is not good!

When Qiao Chen heard this, he said "Oh" and stopped talking.

Like, not bad?

After Qiao Chen entered the next world at night, he immediately knew that this "skill" was really, really good.

Especially for his new identity and new world.

"My son, this is the pure yang furnace that my mother has worked so hard to find for you, ahem... My son and remember, my son's legs can only use the pure yang essence of this pure yang furnace at one time. Only by absorbing all of them can you fully recover. The farther you go on the road of cultivating immortals, you don’t have to be like your mother. Just because of poor aptitude and unrevealed family background, you were abandoned by your wolf-hearted father... cough cough. My son, my son’s aptitude Excellent, only his legs are sick, but now my mother has desperately snatched this Chunyang cauldron, my son will adopt him as an adopted son first, and when he becomes an adult, we will do the nourishment with him, one at a time Take all of its pure yang essence as my son's...My son is at ease, although there is a cause and effect of heaven, but my son adopts him as an adopted son and raises him up. It's not my son's fault that I died from picking up the seeds, my son, my son don't have to worry about anything, just go forward on this road of longevity without hesitation, and let that wolf-hearted heartless man regret it forever!"

Qiao Chen could only hold the woman's hand on the bed, and watched the woman finish explaining all her words, then opened his eyes, dying.

Qiao Chen was dumbfounded, and then he was dumbfounded again, when he heard a baby crying suddenly in the room.

Qiao Chen: "..."

He turned his head silently, and saw a gorgeous and luxurious swaddle on the dilapidated table in this simple room.

And inside the swaddling baby was the... baby that was snatched back by his mother with all her might and painstaking efforts.

Well, of course, in his mother's mouth, this baby is... Chunyang Luding.

Qiao Chen: "..."

He silently wanted to move his body, but found that his body was really too poor now, he didn't have a real wheelchair at all, but a chair with a few wooden wheels under it, basically unable to move...

He silently touched the dilapidated storage bag on his waist, and found that there were only a dozen low-grade spirit stones, 50 taels of silver, some cheap dry food, a few worn-out books, a few pieces of clothes, and nothing in it. up.

Qiao Chen: "..." So, how does the mother of his body firmly believe that he can raise a baby smoothly under such a poor situation that he doesn't even have a suitable means of mobility? This kid who can fool you will offer to make a furnace for him when he grows up?

Qiao Chen couldn't help but want to sigh.

Then I heard the little baby crying louder.

It was as if the roof of the house was about to collapse.

Qiao Chen sighed deeply, and was thinking of taking out a modern wooden wheelchair, and when he was planning to sit in the new wheelchair to take care of the little baby, he found that the broken door of his house had been photographed like It's going to break.

"I said Mrs. Qiao, we have been neighbors for so long, we don't care what you do that is shameful! But, can you stop making you, a child of unknown origin, cry? We are all You have to practice hard, and you will continue to work hard tomorrow, and your family must not make a fuss! Otherwise, it doesn’t matter if my family and I have a good temper, and the cripple has a good temper, but the rest of the family in our yard... Hehe , you can be careful, when you are not at home, your kid Qiao will be beaten!"

The door was slammed several times before he left.

Qiao Chen: "..." This is really the world of cultivating immortals, isn't it the ordinary farming world?

He waited silently for a while, then took out the flexible wooden wheelchair, moved himself up, and looked at the little baby on the table.

The little baby was still crying heart-piercingly.

Qiao Chen stared at him for a long while before realizing belatedly that there was a nanny robot in his space.He can't raise children, robots can.

It's just that Qiao Chen was relieved for a while, and suddenly he heard the system say "Huh" in his mind.

Qiao Chen: "What's wrong? Is there no story for me in this world? Or is the Great Demon King far away from me? Is there a difference in identity?"

System: "It's okay. There are. Not far. There are differences."

Qiao Chen: "...Speak human words!"

Only then did the system gloat in a low voice: "Congratulations to the host, the Great Demon King is in a state of serious injury in this life. Out of his own protective instinct, he has become a baby and is sitting on the broken table at the host's house. Well, he is about to be killed by the host." adopted as a foster child."

Qiao Chen: "..."

So, the pure yang cauldron that he wants to mend is... the Great Demon King?

Great Demon King Baby: "Wow wow wow!"

Don't want a robot, want a daddy!

The author has something to say: Hmm, the last world is the Xianxia world~~ but it is still in the poor Xianxia Xiaoqian world qaq~~