Cannon fodder is the real god
Chapter 1
Shan En lay on his back on the bed, staring at the ceiling in a daze. He felt that he was worthy of the title of "Student Master" in his life. Sudden death because of staying up late to study... is also a rare new way of death.
Shan En could imagine that the next day, he would definitely be on the Zhalang Hot Search list for thousands of netizens to stop and watch.I just don't know what kind of eye-catching titles those headline parties will give themselves.
#名学高考生奇奇死的死亡#
Sean secretly tried to name a name in his heart. Before he had time to evaluate it carefully, a woman's voice came from outside the room:
"Well, come out for dinner."
The woman outside the door is Shan En's mother, Su Mei, to be precise, the mother of the original "Shang En".But now she is also Shan En's mother, Shan En said with a new core.
Born under the red flag and growing up under the red flag, Shan En, who has always been a loyal supporter of Marxism-Leninism thought, refused to believe the fact that he was wearing it at the beginning.After all, no one can keep calm after knowing that he has become a character in a novel he has read.
What's more, this young man with the same name and surname as Shan En is still cannon fodder among cannon fodder.
Shan En was wearing a novel called "Extreme Love".Sean usually doesn't like to read this kind of novels, let alone the so-called pornographic novels. In his eyes, the prosperous beauty of the protagonists and supporting characters in the novels is far less good-looking than the calculus symbols and linear regression equations, let alone the beauty and beauty. Over Wang Zuxian?Shan En said that the goddess Zuxian is his true love, and he would rather bend than bend.
Having said that, Sean read this novel because of his roommate.Shenkeng's roommate is ugly and not sweet, and his biggest hobby in life is to read novels in bed, and it takes a day to read.If he didn't move at all, if he didn't laugh out loud from time to time, Shane would have suspected that his roommate had died on the bed.
On Saturday and Sunday, his pedometer must not exceed 10 steps.
"Don't stay in bed if you want to eat, or I won't buy it for you in the future."
In the early morning of a certain weekend, after Sean smashed a bag of buns on Shenkeng's face expressionlessly, Shenkeng's roommate finally realized his conscience - got up.
The Shenkeng roommate is full and in a good mood.So he mercifully told Shan En that he had read a campus novel, and there was a small supporting role with the same name as Shan En.
Shan En smiled towards Shenkeng, showing a row of big white teeth: "Is the same normal? There are so many duplicate names in China, don't look."
The Shenkeng roommate was stunned by Shang En, rolled his eyes, and retreated to the bed again.
After a while, the magic sound of hahaha began to ring again.
Sean decisively put on his headphones, turned on the music, and started writing his own public relations plan.In the middle of writing, he was a little tired, Shan En drank his saliva and prepared to take a rest.
Turn on the phone, search for the keywords of Shen Ken in "Extreme Love", and soon found this book.
This name is really vulgar.So I chose to open it to have a look... Sean was silent for a second, and clicked open.
He's just a little curious...
In the book, Shan En appeared first, and he officially appeared in the first few chapters.
In this book, Shane is a taciturn, withdrawn and cold problem boy.Like all bad students, his academic performance is in a mess, he plays truant and fights, drinks and smokes, and acts conscientiously as a qualified perpetrator of school violence.
Seeing Chapter 21, Shane, as a small boss on the campus map, was finally pushed by the protagonist Gong and the protagonist Shou.
Shan En looked at the tragic fate of Shan En being ordered to drop out of school and being stabbed to death by social youths on the way home with hatred, and he was so heartbroken that he couldn't breathe.
Spicy chicken, you don't know the correct way to survive in school, you just blinded me with the name of such a domineering president.
Thinking that although Shan En in the book is dead, he was pushed as a small boss anyway, Shan En's depressed mood is a bit better.
However, when Sean clicked on the full-text catalog and saw that the latest chapter was displayed as Chapter 250, and the progress of the full-text was not finished, he suffocated instantly.
As a real person, it is estimated that Shan En in the book is the cannon fodder among the cannon fodder who can't even be ranked as a small boss.
Sean: Hehe...the author is a bitch.
Next, Shang En, who was overwhelmed by the shock, turned his grief and anger into motivation, stayed up all night to write a plan, and then died suddenly at the computer desk amidst the devilish laughter of his roommate.
Shan En thought to himself, it's cheap to stand up to this bastard, he doesn't study on weekdays, and now he belches, that bastard just sits and waits for the school's security research.Luck is really good, on the other hand, it doesn't matter if I don't say it... At least it's a blessing to my roommate...
Sean got up from the bed, put on his slippers and walked towards the living room.Su Mei had already prepared a sumptuous lunch, and when she saw Shan En come out, she immediately brought out a bowl of white things and put it in his place.
Shan En went to his seat and sat down, picked up his chopsticks and poked it: "Tofu brain?"
"Pig brain, mom made it specially for you, to supplement your brain."
While Su Mei spoke naturally, she picked up a spoon and scooped a large spoonful of tender pig's brain into Shan En's bowl.
Shan En picks up the spoon tangledly, thinking whether to eat the love from Su Mei, it is the original owner who needs to replenish his brain, not him.
"Enen, you haven't gone to school for five days. Whether you like it or not, you must go to school for me tomorrow." Su Mei said, looking at her son with a headache.This month, Shan En's homeroom teacher called for the fourth time. The first few times he just escaped for a day and a half, and the teacher turned a blind eye to it. Let the head teacher a little angry.
"Yeah." Shane nodded.
Su Mei wanted to say something at first, but she didn't expect her rebellious son to agree so readily. She couldn't help being a little surprised, she pushed back Shan En's long forehead hair that covered her eyes, and tried Shan En's hair with the back of her hand. forehead.
Shan En raised his head in doubt and frowned: "Mom, what are you doing?"
Su Mei withdrew her hand and smiled awkwardly: "Mom, Mom just wants to touch Enen, eat it quickly...it's very sweet."
Shan En let out an oh, put the pig's brain aside, and silently lowered his head to eat.
Well, touch me with the back of your hand, it's fine.
After eating, just as Su Mei finished packing the tableware, the doorbell rang.
"Enn, go and open the door."
Shan Enzhen pulled his slippers to open the door. Standing at the door was an honest-looking man who was about 1.7 meters tall by visual inspection. He was wearing a good-quality suit and looked very stable.
"Enen, you are at home." The man scratched his head and asked, "Where's your mother?"
"Hi Uncle Xu, Mom is inside." Shan En said hello and moved away.
The man's name is Xu Dehong, and he is Su Mei's suitor.
Shan En thought that the original owner's gloomy and withdrawn personality might have a lot to do with his family - Su Mei is a single mother.Lacking a father's love since childhood, coupled with the cynicism of the people around him, it's hard not to be gloomy.
Seeing Xu Dehong, Su Mei was a little overjoyed. While taking off her apron, she asked, "Dehong, why are you here?"
Shan En wisely stood up and went back to his room, not disturbing the relationship between the two.
Even though Shan En didn't like to study, Su Mei still placed a big bookshelf in his room, on which there were all kinds of books covered with a thick layer of dust. It was obvious that Shan En had never looked through them before.
The room was very messy, all kinds of clothes were scattered in a mess, except for the bed, there was no place to put your feet down. Shan En had never lived in such a dirty and messy room since he was a child.
Do you want to tidy up?Shan En lay back on the bed while thinking this way.He didn't want to move at all, he felt that he might look a little like his roommate Shenkeng now.
On the third day in the book, I feel homesick...
After lying down for a long time, I heard Su Mei's voice outside. She said that she was going out, and told Shan En to remember to eat dinner. The leftovers are in the refrigerator, and they should be heated in the microwave before eating.If you find it troublesome, you can go out to eat, and leave money on the coffee table.
Sean walked out of his room, the door just shutting.He walked to the coffee table, took out a fifty-dollar bill pressed under the glass, and put it in his pocket.Then he turned around and went back to his room, seeing a mess in his eyes, he really couldn’t bear to see it... He admired himself for staying in such a bad environment for two days, the human potential is really unlimited, Shan En thought Then, resigned to his fate, he began to put away the house.
It was almost four o'clock when Sean tidied up the house.Sean looked at the brand-new room, let out a sigh of satisfaction and sat down at the desk. Sean took out the clean and clean textbooks from the drawer, intending to review the high school knowledge he had lost for nearly four years.
I'm going to school tomorrow, so I have to do some preparations.
After watching it for a while, Shan En's head began to ache. It seems that it is really... extremely challenging to quickly pick up high school knowledge.
Sean adjusted his mentality and returned to his studies. This time, he was fully focused and his efficiency improved a lot.Two hours passed before he knew it, and his stomach was rumbling to remind Shane that it was time for dinner.Shan En came back to his senses and rubbed his sore neck.
It's October and it gets dark earlier.
Shan En stood up. His home was on the thirteenth floor of the sixteenth building in Yongfeng Community. The floor was relatively high. Looking from the window, the whole city was brightly lit and so prosperous that it was unreal.The flashing neon lights and the heavy traffic are reminding Shan En earnestly that from now on, he will be a person of this world.
After putting on his coat, Shane was ready to go out for dinner.
It is the rush hour now, the elevator is a bit crowded, and the number of people always exceeds the limit.Sean waited for a long time before squeezing into the elevator. After pressing the button with number one, Sean began to wait quietly.
Standing in front of him was a very stylishly dressed woman with a tall figure.The long chestnut wavy hair is fluffy and loose on her shoulders, the legs are long, the waist is thin and the buttocks are curled up. Looking at the back is very fascinating.
Shan En is not a wretched man, he just looked at this woman simply because he had nothing to do.The woman's fingers are white and skinny, slender like a born pianist, and she wears a silver-white ring in place of her little finger. Black patterns are tightly wrapped around the ring, and a small black and white double-pupil eye is inlaid. In the black lines, there is a bit of a strange smell.
This ring is very unique, as if I have seen it somewhere, Shan En thought to himself.Suddenly a thought flashed through his mind, looking at the ghost eye ring, Shan En's face instantly turned pale.
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck!It's not what he thought it was! !
The author has something to say: try to update stably, everyone is welcome to jump into the pit.If you like it, please give me one~
Going to school late, the hero has turned eighteen.
Shan En could imagine that the next day, he would definitely be on the Zhalang Hot Search list for thousands of netizens to stop and watch.I just don't know what kind of eye-catching titles those headline parties will give themselves.
#名学高考生奇奇死的死亡#
Sean secretly tried to name a name in his heart. Before he had time to evaluate it carefully, a woman's voice came from outside the room:
"Well, come out for dinner."
The woman outside the door is Shan En's mother, Su Mei, to be precise, the mother of the original "Shang En".But now she is also Shan En's mother, Shan En said with a new core.
Born under the red flag and growing up under the red flag, Shan En, who has always been a loyal supporter of Marxism-Leninism thought, refused to believe the fact that he was wearing it at the beginning.After all, no one can keep calm after knowing that he has become a character in a novel he has read.
What's more, this young man with the same name and surname as Shan En is still cannon fodder among cannon fodder.
Shan En was wearing a novel called "Extreme Love".Sean usually doesn't like to read this kind of novels, let alone the so-called pornographic novels. In his eyes, the prosperous beauty of the protagonists and supporting characters in the novels is far less good-looking than the calculus symbols and linear regression equations, let alone the beauty and beauty. Over Wang Zuxian?Shan En said that the goddess Zuxian is his true love, and he would rather bend than bend.
Having said that, Sean read this novel because of his roommate.Shenkeng's roommate is ugly and not sweet, and his biggest hobby in life is to read novels in bed, and it takes a day to read.If he didn't move at all, if he didn't laugh out loud from time to time, Shane would have suspected that his roommate had died on the bed.
On Saturday and Sunday, his pedometer must not exceed 10 steps.
"Don't stay in bed if you want to eat, or I won't buy it for you in the future."
In the early morning of a certain weekend, after Sean smashed a bag of buns on Shenkeng's face expressionlessly, Shenkeng's roommate finally realized his conscience - got up.
The Shenkeng roommate is full and in a good mood.So he mercifully told Shan En that he had read a campus novel, and there was a small supporting role with the same name as Shan En.
Shan En smiled towards Shenkeng, showing a row of big white teeth: "Is the same normal? There are so many duplicate names in China, don't look."
The Shenkeng roommate was stunned by Shang En, rolled his eyes, and retreated to the bed again.
After a while, the magic sound of hahaha began to ring again.
Sean decisively put on his headphones, turned on the music, and started writing his own public relations plan.In the middle of writing, he was a little tired, Shan En drank his saliva and prepared to take a rest.
Turn on the phone, search for the keywords of Shen Ken in "Extreme Love", and soon found this book.
This name is really vulgar.So I chose to open it to have a look... Sean was silent for a second, and clicked open.
He's just a little curious...
In the book, Shan En appeared first, and he officially appeared in the first few chapters.
In this book, Shane is a taciturn, withdrawn and cold problem boy.Like all bad students, his academic performance is in a mess, he plays truant and fights, drinks and smokes, and acts conscientiously as a qualified perpetrator of school violence.
Seeing Chapter 21, Shane, as a small boss on the campus map, was finally pushed by the protagonist Gong and the protagonist Shou.
Shan En looked at the tragic fate of Shan En being ordered to drop out of school and being stabbed to death by social youths on the way home with hatred, and he was so heartbroken that he couldn't breathe.
Spicy chicken, you don't know the correct way to survive in school, you just blinded me with the name of such a domineering president.
Thinking that although Shan En in the book is dead, he was pushed as a small boss anyway, Shan En's depressed mood is a bit better.
However, when Sean clicked on the full-text catalog and saw that the latest chapter was displayed as Chapter 250, and the progress of the full-text was not finished, he suffocated instantly.
As a real person, it is estimated that Shan En in the book is the cannon fodder among the cannon fodder who can't even be ranked as a small boss.
Sean: Hehe...the author is a bitch.
Next, Shang En, who was overwhelmed by the shock, turned his grief and anger into motivation, stayed up all night to write a plan, and then died suddenly at the computer desk amidst the devilish laughter of his roommate.
Shan En thought to himself, it's cheap to stand up to this bastard, he doesn't study on weekdays, and now he belches, that bastard just sits and waits for the school's security research.Luck is really good, on the other hand, it doesn't matter if I don't say it... At least it's a blessing to my roommate...
Sean got up from the bed, put on his slippers and walked towards the living room.Su Mei had already prepared a sumptuous lunch, and when she saw Shan En come out, she immediately brought out a bowl of white things and put it in his place.
Shan En went to his seat and sat down, picked up his chopsticks and poked it: "Tofu brain?"
"Pig brain, mom made it specially for you, to supplement your brain."
While Su Mei spoke naturally, she picked up a spoon and scooped a large spoonful of tender pig's brain into Shan En's bowl.
Shan En picks up the spoon tangledly, thinking whether to eat the love from Su Mei, it is the original owner who needs to replenish his brain, not him.
"Enen, you haven't gone to school for five days. Whether you like it or not, you must go to school for me tomorrow." Su Mei said, looking at her son with a headache.This month, Shan En's homeroom teacher called for the fourth time. The first few times he just escaped for a day and a half, and the teacher turned a blind eye to it. Let the head teacher a little angry.
"Yeah." Shane nodded.
Su Mei wanted to say something at first, but she didn't expect her rebellious son to agree so readily. She couldn't help being a little surprised, she pushed back Shan En's long forehead hair that covered her eyes, and tried Shan En's hair with the back of her hand. forehead.
Shan En raised his head in doubt and frowned: "Mom, what are you doing?"
Su Mei withdrew her hand and smiled awkwardly: "Mom, Mom just wants to touch Enen, eat it quickly...it's very sweet."
Shan En let out an oh, put the pig's brain aside, and silently lowered his head to eat.
Well, touch me with the back of your hand, it's fine.
After eating, just as Su Mei finished packing the tableware, the doorbell rang.
"Enn, go and open the door."
Shan Enzhen pulled his slippers to open the door. Standing at the door was an honest-looking man who was about 1.7 meters tall by visual inspection. He was wearing a good-quality suit and looked very stable.
"Enen, you are at home." The man scratched his head and asked, "Where's your mother?"
"Hi Uncle Xu, Mom is inside." Shan En said hello and moved away.
The man's name is Xu Dehong, and he is Su Mei's suitor.
Shan En thought that the original owner's gloomy and withdrawn personality might have a lot to do with his family - Su Mei is a single mother.Lacking a father's love since childhood, coupled with the cynicism of the people around him, it's hard not to be gloomy.
Seeing Xu Dehong, Su Mei was a little overjoyed. While taking off her apron, she asked, "Dehong, why are you here?"
Shan En wisely stood up and went back to his room, not disturbing the relationship between the two.
Even though Shan En didn't like to study, Su Mei still placed a big bookshelf in his room, on which there were all kinds of books covered with a thick layer of dust. It was obvious that Shan En had never looked through them before.
The room was very messy, all kinds of clothes were scattered in a mess, except for the bed, there was no place to put your feet down. Shan En had never lived in such a dirty and messy room since he was a child.
Do you want to tidy up?Shan En lay back on the bed while thinking this way.He didn't want to move at all, he felt that he might look a little like his roommate Shenkeng now.
On the third day in the book, I feel homesick...
After lying down for a long time, I heard Su Mei's voice outside. She said that she was going out, and told Shan En to remember to eat dinner. The leftovers are in the refrigerator, and they should be heated in the microwave before eating.If you find it troublesome, you can go out to eat, and leave money on the coffee table.
Sean walked out of his room, the door just shutting.He walked to the coffee table, took out a fifty-dollar bill pressed under the glass, and put it in his pocket.Then he turned around and went back to his room, seeing a mess in his eyes, he really couldn’t bear to see it... He admired himself for staying in such a bad environment for two days, the human potential is really unlimited, Shan En thought Then, resigned to his fate, he began to put away the house.
It was almost four o'clock when Sean tidied up the house.Sean looked at the brand-new room, let out a sigh of satisfaction and sat down at the desk. Sean took out the clean and clean textbooks from the drawer, intending to review the high school knowledge he had lost for nearly four years.
I'm going to school tomorrow, so I have to do some preparations.
After watching it for a while, Shan En's head began to ache. It seems that it is really... extremely challenging to quickly pick up high school knowledge.
Sean adjusted his mentality and returned to his studies. This time, he was fully focused and his efficiency improved a lot.Two hours passed before he knew it, and his stomach was rumbling to remind Shane that it was time for dinner.Shan En came back to his senses and rubbed his sore neck.
It's October and it gets dark earlier.
Shan En stood up. His home was on the thirteenth floor of the sixteenth building in Yongfeng Community. The floor was relatively high. Looking from the window, the whole city was brightly lit and so prosperous that it was unreal.The flashing neon lights and the heavy traffic are reminding Shan En earnestly that from now on, he will be a person of this world.
After putting on his coat, Shane was ready to go out for dinner.
It is the rush hour now, the elevator is a bit crowded, and the number of people always exceeds the limit.Sean waited for a long time before squeezing into the elevator. After pressing the button with number one, Sean began to wait quietly.
Standing in front of him was a very stylishly dressed woman with a tall figure.The long chestnut wavy hair is fluffy and loose on her shoulders, the legs are long, the waist is thin and the buttocks are curled up. Looking at the back is very fascinating.
Shan En is not a wretched man, he just looked at this woman simply because he had nothing to do.The woman's fingers are white and skinny, slender like a born pianist, and she wears a silver-white ring in place of her little finger. Black patterns are tightly wrapped around the ring, and a small black and white double-pupil eye is inlaid. In the black lines, there is a bit of a strange smell.
This ring is very unique, as if I have seen it somewhere, Shan En thought to himself.Suddenly a thought flashed through his mind, looking at the ghost eye ring, Shan En's face instantly turned pale.
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck!It's not what he thought it was! !
The author has something to say: try to update stably, everyone is welcome to jump into the pit.If you like it, please give me one~
Going to school late, the hero has turned eighteen.
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