Cannon fodder is the real god

"What's the matter? Are you feeling unwell? Did you catch a cold last night?" Su Mei asked worriedly, and then twisted the doorknob of Shan En's room.

"Strange, why is it locked?"

You know, Shan En didn't have the habit of locking the door when he went to bed at night. Because he often slept in, he needed Su Mei to wake him up every morning, so he never locked the door.

After twisting the door twice, it still didn't open. Su Mei suddenly remembered the hickey on Shan En's neck before, she couldn't help shaking her head, and smiled knowingly.

Children grow up and need a little bit of their own private space.No longer trying to open the door, Su Mei stood at the door and knocked on the door twice, reminding loudly:

"Enn! It's already seven o'clock, mom is leaving, you should get up early! By the way, I didn't make breakfast today, the pocket money is on the table, don't forget to buy something to eat, the milk in the refrigerator Remember to drink a box, don’t go to school hungry, and remember to call your mother if you have something.”

"Okay!" Shane replied from the room.

Su Mei walked to the sink in the bathroom, brushed her hair in front of the mirror, then carefully put on a little lipstick, and after carefully observing that there was nothing inappropriate about herself, she straightened her clothes and put them aside wallet to go out.

When passing the living room, Su Mei thought for a while, took out a small rose red square plastic bag from her bag, and gently pressed it on top of the money.

Then he took out his mobile phone and sent Shane a message:

Enen, it is a good thing to have a girl you like, and my mother has no objection.But you are still young, don't hurt her easily if you can't make promises to each other, even if you can't help yourself, you must take precautions.

Then go to work contentedly.

In the room, until Su Mei left, Shan En breathed a long sigh of relief. He couldn't imagine how his mother's reaction would be if his mother came in and saw his son entangled with the man next door.

I don't know if his mother will let him go, anyway, he thinks Fengqing should be dead.

Looking at Shan En's expression of the rest of his life after a catastrophe, he raised his eyes and looked at Shan En lightly, is he so helpless?Fear of being seen?

Ding-dong-

The text message alert on the bedside table next to him sounded, and Shan En was only puzzled for a second before reaching out and grabbing the phone.

Because until now, Shan En's mobile phone address book still only has his mother lying there alone, so Shan En knew immediately that it was Su Mei who sent the message.

Shan En was a little surprised that there was something that needed to be said by text message on the mobile phone, and it was obvious that he could tell him directly...

Opening the message, the content in it made Shang Ensheng unlovable.

Feng Feng came over and kissed Shan En's face, and asked in a low voice, "What's wrong?"

Shan En turned his head and said dumbly: "My mother suspects that I have fallen in love early."

"She thought the object was a girl, and asked me to take protective measures..."

Feng Feng tilted his head and thought for a while, then asked Shan En with hooked eyes: "Do you want to do it?"

Shane didn't respond, and asked, "What?"

"Precautions......"

Kicking it away, Shan En looked at Feng Feng, and replied evilly: "You go for a sex reassignment operation, and we can take preventive measures."

Feng Feng bent his lips, cast a coquettish wink at Shan En, then rushed forward to press him down, and gnawed fiercely on Shan En's lips.

Talking about a disagreement, it's like cat cake!

Shan En's head sank into the pillow, he was short of breath from being kissed by Fengqing, and almost suffocated, his lips were still a little sore from being bitten by him, he immediately supported the person above him with his knees, and supported Fengqing's chest with his hands to prevent him from continuing to kiss .

"Are you sick again?"

After Shane finished speaking, he touched his mouth with his hand. It felt so hot that he was almost going to be ripped off by the amorous feelings.

Qingqing lowered his head, and a few strands of jet-black hair hung down from his forehead, covering his eyes.He bit his bright red lips with his teeth, and sighed softly, "It's so sad...you let people change their sex..."

Sean felt that he was about to be laughed out of anger.

He slightly bent his knees, stretched his legs, raised his feet, and gently rolled his toes upwards. Feeling the things under his feet gradually getting bigger, Shan En imitated the tone of the style, and asked in an ambiguous and low voice: "How dare you be sad... ...Babe, didn't you want to die just now? Come on, my husband will satisfy you..."

Sean lay on the bed, looked at the man above who couldn't restrain his emotion, and then withdrew his feet abruptly.Pushing Feng Feng away, he said expressionlessly: "I'm going to be late, I have to go to school quickly."

Tuliu Fengqing stayed on the bed alone with great sorrow, looking at Shan En.

After washing, Shan En went back to the room to look for clothes. The style in the room was also fully dressed. He propped up the bed with one hand, and sat there looking at Shan En. He had a white shirt and black trousers, a delicate and beautiful face, and a gold frame The glasses rested on the high bridge of the nose, with a meticulous look, exuding the smell of an elite male in the ascetic style.

Of course, ignoring a special position that is not the usual size...

Shan En sighed twice, feeling silently that he could bear it, and then opened the closet to take out the clothes to be worn.Just as he was about to take out the black clothes and pants he often wore, a hand stretched out beside him and grabbed him.

Feng Feng came over, stood beside Shan En, pressed his hand, then moved Shan En's hand to another piece of clothing, and whispered in his ear: "Don't be black, let's wear this one today. …”

The clothes in Shane's closet are almost all black, and the styles are the simplest and most common.It can be seen that they have always followed the cool brother route.Style refers to a loose light blue-gray hooded sweater with a thin off-white sweater with a middle collar inside, which looks very cute.

Feng Feng tilted her head and lowered her eyes to kiss Shan En's face, seeing his red lips and bewildered expression just kissed by her, she smiled happily, squeezed Shan En's fingertips with slightly cool hands, and said softly Said: "This dress suits you better."

Shan En was stunned for a second, and immediately refused with a cold face and a blunt tone: "This is obviously not my feel, so I don't wear it."

He's following the route of a tall and cold male god, and this kind of kawaii and cute clothes don't suit him at all.In my memory, Su Mei bought this dress for him on his birthday last year, because it was too unmanly, Yuan Shangen felt that this dress could not support his aura at all, so he almost never wore it.

"Why are you pretending to be young all of a sudden today? There are still two small ears on the hat." Chu Mingyu sat on the stool so hard that it would not fall down, one leg of the stool was propped on the ground, and the other legs were shaking in the air, and then he stretched out his hand to grab Shang Two baby raccoon ears on En's hat.

"Keep your dirty hands away, and don't touch my clothes and ears." Shan En put on a hard face, a little depressed, his cool man set collapsed...

Yes, that's right.He was so dazed by the coquettish style, his mind became hot, and he still wore this dress to school...

Shan En didn't want to think about why a big boy with a height of 1.7 meters would dress like this. He was clearly the kind of man who could die with others while carrying a gas tank. Why did he wear such shameful clothes to school... ...

From time to time in the class, a few pairs of sneaky eyes glanced over, looking at Shan En in surprise.

Sean slammed the table and fell down on the table, he really wanted to die on the spot.Coupled with the fact that Chu Mingyu wanted to stretch out his claws to pull his ears from time to time, it was so annoying that he burst...

Please don't look at me, big guys, read a book.

Covering his big hat, Shane leaned over the table to fill the quail.It's over, my mentality has collapsed, I regret it, you are over...

Sure enough, this kind of clothes is more suitable for Chu Mingyu, who is weak and flat-chested.

Chu Mingyu withdrew his hand, not messing with Shang En, and said with a faint smile: "Well, it's still quite cute. The contrast is cute..."

Sean rolled his eyes feebly, damn money, cheap mouth has its own reward, wait for retribution, you flat-chested sissy...

"Ah, ah, ah..." Chu Mingyu sneezed twice, stretched out his hand to rub his nose, frowned and said, "Why do people always scold me..."

Sean: "No, you have a cold."

"Impossible. When I was young, I heard from my grandma that someone missed me when I sneezed once, and someone scolded me when I sneezed twice. And when someone scolded me, I could put some of my own saliva on my belly button to make the person who scolded me tummy pain."

Shan En glanced at Chu Mingyu speechlessly: "Superstitious."

"I'll try." After finishing speaking, Chu Mingyu stuck out his tongue and licked his index finger, then lifted up his clothes...

Seeing his deskmate lift up his clothes earnestly, revealing his white waist, Shang En almost knelt down to Chu Mingyu, and said coldly, "Dude, are your thinking levels still at the level of primary school students?"

Chu Mingyu put down his clothes, took out a piece of paper and wiped his index finger, and smiled faintly at Shan En, with a mysterious expression on his face, "Do you think that person will have a stomachache?"

Shane: "Surely impossible... right?"

Holy crap...it won't be a real stomachache!The words of the old man are the most strange and effective... Especially grandma, grandpa, grandpa, grandma who have been counted for generations...

After a while, Shan En secretly reached out to touch his stomach. After 10 minutes, he felt a little pain...

Shan En was desperate, what the hell, is this a problem suggested by his own psychology or it really hurts!

Chu Mingyu didn't notice the entangled thoughts at the same table, so he raised his head and asked, "By the way, Shan En, why is our front table missing?"

The author has something to say: I love you guys.I'm really sorry that I couldn't make it to the third watch yesterday... I hope you can forgive me.

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