Cannon fodder is the real god

Lin Lu rubbed his chin and stared at the little Angel Clan loli on the screen with a wretched smile, so that Shan En couldn't help but raised his hand and slapped him in the face.

"Brother Shang, you actually hit me, blah blah! blah blah! You never hit Xiaolulu before!!!" Lin Lu made a rebellious expression and twisted back and forth on the chair, like a missing piece of paper. The dying magic knife fish.It's just weird to the extreme.

On the screen, the two characters slowly sat on the grass because no one was manipulating them. The little loli mage of the angel family is a female character, so the design is not as rigid as the male character, and he only closes his eyes to rest .

Her head began to drop little by little, and she slowly dozed off, looking cute and naive.

In the chat box at the bottom left, Jingshui Liushen sent a message:

Still water runs deep: [(pig head.jpg) Little Baibai, you are wandering around the map looking for the Fire Beast, right?Do you want me to help you? ^-^]

Shan En knew that in the game, Xiao Baibai meant a novice.Generally speaking, veteran players of the game will call those rookies who have just fallen into the pit and play new games, and have no knowledge of operation positions or skill maps, as Xiaobai.

Obviously, he is such an existence now.

Shan En slapped Lin Lu next to him silently, and then began to fly his fingers on the keyboard.

En Shang: [No, I can do it myself. ]

Although he cooks, but the food is the food, the self-esteem is there, and the people with lofty ideals will not eat the food that is cheap.

What's more, this still water is obviously a soft girl, what does it look like for a big man to hide behind a soft girl and do tasks shamelessly?Anyway, he would never let a soft girl do free labor for him, and a rough guy like Lin Lu would be a free coolie for him.

Still water runs deep: [It’s okay, I’m warm-hearted and like to help Xiaobaibai, ^-^. ]

Grace: […]

Still water runs deep: [(pig head.jpg) Don't you know who I am? ]

Shan En glanced at the chat box, and couldn't help being stunned when he saw Jingshui Liushen's sudden question, who is this person?

Just when he was about to type to ask him, Lin Lu came up to him without remorse, his gossiping expression was just like those three aunts and six wives in the alley who are idle every day from the street to the end of the alley, chatting, beating, playing mahjong Generally the same.

"Brother Shang, don't block it, let me see, let me see!"

Lin Lu pushed Shan En aside, and stretched his neck to look hard at the screen.

Shan En couldn't help rubbing his forehead, he felt that he was wrong, Lin Lu was even more gossip than those old aunts, worse than that!

Lin Lu firmly faced Shan En's cold eyes, stretched out his claws fearlessly, and pulled Shan En's body away. After seeing the chat between the two, he soon lost his composure:

"Wow wow wow!!! Xiao Baibai!!! Brother Shang called you Xiao Baibai!! She even sent you a pig's head emoji!!! Her tone is so doting!!! I want to tell my sister-in-law! I must tell my sister-in-law to go!"

Hearing Lin Lu's words, Shan En felt his head burst into pain.The hands on his knees tightened and loosened, loosened and tightened, and finally he forced himself to maintain a good self-restraint, gritted his teeth, and forced himself to say to Lin Lu in a good voice:

"Lin Lu, if you dare to babble again, believe it or not, I'll smash your mouth with my fist and tell my sister-in-law, huh? Are you itchy and I'll loosen it for you? Sending a pig-headed emoji is petting Drowning? I'll beat you into a pig's head, okay, hehehe?"

Seeing that Shan En's face had become distorted to an unbelievable degree, and even his tone of voice became abnormal, Lin Lu calmed down in fright.

Then he rushed back to his own position, protected his chest, and smiled cowardly: "Hahaha, I... I'm joking, hahaha."

"I'm glad to see you, Lu Huanghao, hahaha... I will definitely not tell my sister-in-law. A real man should keep the red flags at home and flutter the colorful flags outside, haha." Lin Lu laughed awkwardly while feeling guilty. Carefully observe Shane's face.

Hearing Lin Lu's words, Shan En silently deleted the word "You are" just typed, and automatically ignored the crooked reason behind Lin Lu's sentence that he didn't know where the red flag was pulled out from a corner, and raised his head and asked: "Bai Jingfeng?"

"That's right! Isn't it Bai Jingfeng who is coaxed by Huang Hao as a baby every day?" Lin Lu tilted his neck and waved his hands, making an annoying gesture, and a smile with a strong and obscene temperament appeared on his face again.

Shan En looked at the little loli who was still persistently sending him messages on the screen, then glanced at Lin Lu, the pig brother, and typed a sentence on the keyboard in a proving manner.

En Shang: [Bai Jingfeng? ]

Still water runs deep: [The handsome guy finally remembers who I am, and thought he forgot about him when he turned around (wink.jpg)]

Grace: […]

Shan En didn't know how to answer this sentence, so he could only type a row of ellipses.

However, Bai Jingfeng didn't seem to mind that Shan En's attitude was so cold. The little loli who manipulated the angel tribe walked to Shan En's male orc character, released a hug magic, gently hugged the black-haired youth, and then backed away , very naturally:

[Shawn, do you want to do the task together now?My level is much higher than yours, so I can take you on missions~ (Silly.jpg)]

Although the little loli just hugged her character symbolically, but for some reason, Shan En felt a strange feeling in his heart, as if... he had raised other dogs outside behind his back.

Lin Lu was still laughing, he didn't even play the game, he just stared at Shang En, and after a while, he started to click his tongue again: "I said, Brother Shang, why are all the beauties in your arms one after another? Lipu? Bai Jingfeng was taken by you, this is the number one little beauty in the school."

Shan En shivered all over, shook off the goosebumps all over his body, turned his head towards Lin Lu, and said indifferently: "Lin Lu, don't you think you look like the aunt who watches the elevator downstairs in my house? The one who stares at other people all day long the eighth woman."

Lin Lu shut his mouth, glanced at Shan En accusingly, didn't smile, didn't speak, and turned his head silently to play his game seriously.

The ears finally calmed down, and Shan En returned his attention to the computer screen in front of him.On the screen, the blond loli and the black-haired young man who stood up because of embracing magic did not know when they sat on the ground again, and Bai Jingfeng's message in the lower right corner of the screen filled the blank frame of the chat window.

Still water runs deep: [Should we do the task of the fire beast now? ]

Still water runs deep: [Hey!Why don't you talk? ]

Still water runs deep: [Big handsome guy, take care of me, take care of me~ (Resentment.jpg)]

Still water runs deep: [Last time at the ice cream shop, you left without even saying hello, which is very rude, do you want to compensate me? ]

Still water runs deep: [Did you hang up?Sean? (doubt.jpg)]

Shan En looked at the news of Bai Jingfeng's row, and wondered if this girl was hooking him up.But when he thought that he was already with Huang Hao, he felt that he was suffering from love paranoia.

En Shang: [Where's Huang Hao?Didn't he still snatch Linlu and I's Fire Beast just now? Why isn't he playing with you now? ]

Bai Jingfeng sent a helpless expression, and then said: [He just sent a message saying that his dad just rushed into his room suddenly, and then cut off his network cable with pliers. It is estimated that there is no way to play together during this time . ]

"Oh."

After Shan En finished saying oh, he realized that the person on the other side couldn't hear him, so he typed oh again on the keyboard and sent it.

Still water runs deep: [Let's go, I'll take you to find the Liuhuo Beast, you don't have a mount, just walk around the map with your feet to find when.I will accompany you to do the task, and you should be able to complete all the novice tasks tonight. ]

After posting this sentence, Bai Jingfeng quickly added another sentence: [(pig head.jpg) You are not in a hurry to go offline, are you? ]

En Shang: [Well, there is no rush. ]

After Sean typed this sentence, the screen was filled with colorful flowers, and the little blond girl was riding on a beautiful five-colored elk.

System prompt: Player Jingshui Liushen invites you to ride with him.

Still water runs deep: [Why is there no movement?Take it, speed speed!Hurry up and do the task. ]

After hesitating for a long time, Shan En had no choice but to control the mouse and click to accept, and then the black-haired young man in the game turned over and rode the five-color elk, and hugged the little loli in front with one hand. The direction of the mount was still controlled by Bai Jingfeng, and the two cuddled together And ran to the distance.

Looking at the handsome men and women hugging each other intimately on the five-color elk in the game, Shan En was inexplicably a little...unspeakably embarrassed.

Shan En stared closely at the two game characters, even though he knew it wasn't him and Bai Jingfeng himself, but for some reason, he still felt something weird.Although I have kept telling myself dozens of times in my heart that this is all a game game game.

Shan En was still immersed in the weird circle and couldn't extricate himself. Lin Lu moved himself over at some point. He stared at the man and woman riding the same horse on the screen, thinking silently for a long time, and said solemnly: "Brother Shang, you don't really intend to wear a frog hat for your sister-in-law, do you?"

Shan En, who was already a little guilty, became even more timid when he heard Lin Lu's words, and sat motionless in his seat with his mouth pursed and a cold face.Before he could get out of his cowardly mood, the cell phone in his trouser pocket rang.

It's a message from Fengqing.

Looking at the content of the information displayed on the screen, Shan En felt a sense of desolation in his heart, and he was very anxious.