Cannon fodder is the real god

The hand of the hairdresser holding the clipper suddenly trembled, and he explained with a dry smile, "No... no, I played it randomly, hahaha, what a coincidence..."

Shan En stretched his face and stared at the mirror. In the mirror, his own bangs were limped by the barber boy's clipper, and he shaved off all the skin, like a dog gnawed.

Obviously, the hairdresser also discovered this problem, and while apologizing, he tried to remedy it...

After tinkering for half an hour, the hairdresser frowned and said to Shan En cautiously, "How about I only charge you half of the price?"

Shan En glanced at the shy smiling face of the younger brother, and stabbed the cold knife fiercely.The little hairdresser was heartbroken and trembling. This kid seemed to be a social brother, and he looked very difficult to mess with.

"How about a [-]% discount? It really can't be lowered. You see, didn't I think of a way to remedy it?"

"Get your boss here."

The little brother laughed twice, "The boss is on a business trip, so I'm the temporary boss."

Shan En glanced at him again, took out money from his schoolbag, and slapped it heavily on the cash register.There was a "flying hair and silk" on the head with a gap in the lid.

Looking up at the signboard of the barber shop, Shan En couldn't help but put up two middle fingers in his heart and scorned it fiercely.

Spicy Chicken Barbershop!Hot chicken haircut guy!Hot Chicken Boss!

Sean knew that he must be very stupid now, his haircut looked like he was wearing a helmet with a notch, he felt that if he changed into a khaki construction uniform, he could go straight to the construction unit with a shovel, and this It doesn't fit his image and temperament at all.

Why don't you go back and ask that little brother to shave his head? He remembered that the handsome guy who dared to shave his head was the real handsome guy.

Shan En was a little hesitant, and looked back. The four abstract characters of "flying hair and silk" behind him seemed to be ruthlessly mocking his new hairstyle.

Sean turned his head decisively and went home. Even a spicy chicken barber shop and a shaved head can't believe you!

After arriving home, Su Mei was really shocked by Shan En's new image.

"Ouch, what's wrong with you, Enen?"

"My hair is growing, so I went to have a haircut."

"Very good, very good, much better than before," Su Mei smacked her lips while watching Shan En's "hard hat", "It's just the hair on the front...why was it shaved off?"

This is all unspeakable pain, Shan En looked up at Su Mei, and said sullenly: "There was a haircut accident."

"A haircut accident?"

Shane nodded.That's right, the half-baked barber at the gate of the community, I said I wanted to cut my hair, but he made me look like this.Not only that, he also disliked me for not chatting with him, and deliberately played "The One-Man Show" for me. I have reason to infer that he is trying to dissuade me.

Thousands of words swirled back and forth in my stomach, and finally turned into a sigh, saying too much sadness.

"It's okay, Enen. This hair is really good, and this small piece doesn't affect the overall image..." Su Mei touched the bald spot on Shan En's forehead, holding her breath and trying hard Comfort, try to make your expression look more sincere.

"What's more, my family Enen is so handsome, even if he shaved his head, he is the most handsome little monk. This little bit of baldness has no effect at all."

"Mom, don't use the word bald." Sean begged, this word really broke him a little bit, even though he knew that this word was an excellent description for his current hairstyle, but it was really pleasant to hear.. ... heartbroken.

Su Mei touched the small piece of bald skin on Shan En's head again, and then replied: "Okay."

Su Mei finally gave up, stopped studying the products of Shan En's "haircut accident", and seriously questioned Shan En about his schooling.

In fact, Shan En loves Su Mei very much. As a single-parent family, Su Mei also shoulders the responsibility of being a father besides being a mother.The original owner's grades are not good, and he is not obedient, and always hangs out with the ruffians in the society.

At a very young age, she was infected with a social atmosphere. She tried her best but failed to get back the original owner's temper. Apart from being annoyed that the original owner didn't learn well, she also felt guilty that she didn't give the child a normal family and let him grow into this picture. appearance.

Su Mei's requirements for Shan En are very low, she doesn't expect him to become rich and powerful, she only hopes that one day he can grow up, learn to behave well, at least not to break the law and commit crimes.

"Did you really go to school seriously? Didn't you play naughty, didn't you skip class?"

Shan En nodded and told Su Mei that he was really serious about going to school.

"Great." Su Mei breathed a sigh of relief, and then became a little nervous. She asked Shan En: "Your head teacher, that is Mr. Xie, did you make things difficult for you?"

Shane looked up in surprise.

Su Mei frowned, feeling a little annoyed, "I knew, the reason I said on the phone that I would visit you in the classroom this morning was to find fault."

"No, Teacher Xie didn't pick on me." Shan En hurriedly calmed Su Mei's emotions, he was just a little surprised that Su Mei's intuition was so sharp.Su Mei has a gentle personality, but she is not a soft persimmon, and she protects her shortcomings very clearly.

Shan En still remembered that when he was watching Chapter 21—that is, the chapter where Shan En was stabbed to death by offended social youths—Su Mei, who received the news, went out with a kitchen knife.

This morning Xie Hongda indiscriminately pulled himself out together with Huang Hao. If he followed the character of the original owner, he would definitely have a fight with that real bald old man.

Then the original owner would definitely go home with a bruised nose and a swollen face, and then tell the truth under Su Mei's cross-examination, and then the mother and son would talk together, and immediately make a decision to go back to the school directly, and hate the school leaders and head teachers.

After such a toss, the mother and son worked together to brush up the school's favorability to the top, and then casually walked through the routine plots of causing trouble. Congratulations, joy and joy, Shan En successfully took a step closer to receiving the bento.

Su Mei was still a little skeptical, Shan En explained again and again before she felt relieved.

"Are you hungry? You watch TV first, and mom will cook for you." Su Mei pinched Shan En's face, then took the apron from the table next to her and tied it on herself, and then entered in the kitchen.

Sean threw his schoolbag on the sofa, took out an apple from the refrigerator, took out a few paper towels, wiped it, and gnawed it.He is really a little hungry.I don't know if that guy Huang Hao is hungry, or if he is still foolishly seeing him on the playground...

He beat the original owner so badly that his whole body was still in pain when he walked through it, and he barely got out of bed on the third day, it was too cruel.Shan En felt that if he didn't teach him a lesson, let alone the original owner, he would feel that he would not be able to get over the hurdle in his heart.

The kitchen door was not closed tightly, and the smell of food wafted out, making Shane even more hungry.After gnawing the apples in his hands, Su Mei's voice came from the kitchen: "Enen, don't eat too much, I won't be able to eat dinner later, I'll be hungry in the middle of the night!"

Sean silently closed the half-open refrigerator again.After studying for a day, his brain was running at high speed, and Shan En was also a little tired. He didn't really want to read a book now, so he took the TV remote control from the coffee table and turned on the TV.

At 07:30, the news broadcast just started.

She is still the familiar short-haired CCTV hostess, and the Zhouzheng-looking male host is wearing a tie.The two spoke official Mandarin to broadcast political news and social news.It's just that the appearance of these two hosts is not any one Shan En is familiar with in the original world.

Sean turned up his voice a little, and slumped on the sofa to watch the news.

It's a big political issue.Although Shan En has already decided to choose science as a division of arts and sciences in the next semester, as a true academic master, it is the last word to study both arts and sciences. Not choosing arts and sciences does not mean that he is not good at arts.

Slap in the face, all-round development is the best way to fight, isn't it?Author of Spicy Chicken, not only do I want to live a good life, I also want to cannon fodder your own son.

There is a politics class tomorrow, so Sean also brought back his political book.After thinking about it, Shan En overcame the inertia of not wanting to read books, took out the political book from his school bag, and while browsing the catalog titles, roughly combined the content in the news broadcast with the core content of each unit.

In this way, the learning efficiency will be improved a lot, not only can deepen the impression, but also can better understand the knowledge in the book.

After the news broadcast ended, Shan En put away his pen, and Su Mei had been waiting at the dining table for a long time.She didn't bother Shan En, but just supported her head and watched Shan En lower his head to study. The table was full of dishes, and two bowls of white rice had been filled and placed on the table.

Shan En walked over, sat down beside Su Mei, picked up the chopsticks, and before he stretched them out, there was an extra piece of braised pork in the bowl, Shan En looked up, Su Mei looked at him and said, "Are you tired? Eat more point."

Shan En raised his head and bumped into Su Mei's eyes, and he saw tears glistening in her eyes.

Sean felt sore, and slowly took another piece of meat from the table and put it in Su Mei's bowl, "Mom, you eat too."

Then he started to eat sullenly.

Perhaps, every parent expects their children to have a sudden epiphany, but the reality is always unsatisfactory.

If he hadn't come, would Sean have just followed the original plot?Then on a sunny day as usual, he was expelled from the school, passed through a deep alley as usual, and then died.

Leave Su Mei alone in this world.

A few words from the author decide the fate of a family, and people in the book can only accept the legendary "arrangement of heaven" without any resistance.

The author has something to say: I'm sorry for the scumbag with a speed of [-] per hour, I hope there are not too many bugs.