one zero twenty four

Tang Zhe was dragged into a vortex of confusion by his rough life. After thinking about it all afternoon, he got up and posted a Weibo after being sleepless at night.

@唐大霸: Addicted to being abused, unable to extricate himself...

It wasn't too late, the night owls on Weibo had just been mobilized, Tang Zhe's Weibo was quickly blocked, comments jumped up one by one, and the hot comments were posted very fast, most of them were teasing and complaining.

I just watched you quietly and said:

I will not say anything, just give everyone an ambiguous look→3→

Chrysanthemums bloom toward the sun:

Catch the ambiguous eyes of the hottest comment~ I am addicted to the maple syrup croissants, I can't extricate myself~~~~~

Marshal Tang's little brain:

Classmate Tang posted on Weibo recently that he is so diligent!Kaisen! ! ! !

Maple syrup croissant life push:

Hot comment on the arrival of the wife of Marshal Tang!I am the first to dissatisfied with the maple syrup croissants!On behalf of Mr. Song, I will subdue you little goblins! ! !

Write like a chicken:

You are enough, don't make too much noise.It's okay to enclose the land and be cute by yourself, don't come to Dashuai Tang's Weibo and BB every day, okay?Those who want to pick up Marshal Tang in the past are enough, don't be too JP.

"Maple Sugar Croissant" is the CP name of Song Shuo and Tang Zhe, and Tang Zhe didn't know it until a long time later.When he first saw this thing on his Weibo, his first reaction was what the hell, and then he went to Baidu immediately out of curiosity, and Baidu told him that it was a kind of croissant.Tang Zhe fell into a deeper confusion, so why did he brush up on the topic of croissants on his Weibo?He didn't quite figure it out until he saw some subtle comments posted with the ID "maple croissants."In the beginning, he and Song Shuo didn't care about these things, but some CP party almost picked up Tang Zhe's photos. Song Shuo made it clear on Weibo that he didn't like being pulled CP. These people restrained a little.Although "Tang Dashuai" is something that Tang Zhe is obvious to his classmates, it is not clear to others.Netizens only know that Tang Zhe is a student of Song Shuo, and no one cares too much about who is in which class, because there are too many students who have interacted with Song Shuo on Weibo, but they can only tell that Song Shuo and Tang Zhe are Just more familiar.That is because neither of them was influenced by the Internet in reality, Song Shuo and Tang Zhe were able to make small jokes on Weibo.When the problem got a little serious, Song Shuo immediately stopped him.Later, Weibo on both sides also had fans' default rules: You must be cute and CP to enclose yourself, and you can't disturb them.No matter how easy it is to find out Marshal Tang's real identity, it can't involve reality and cause trouble for the two of them.

Although Tang Zhe was sometimes embarrassed by CP, he usually didn't think it was a big deal, and there were even some jokes in some comments, which he found quite interesting.When he checked the comments, he saw a new comment: B!D!S!M series, so touching! ! ! ! !

Tang Zhe forwarded the comment: What is B!D!S!M? Explain clearly [Smiling] //@空月包: B!D!S!M series, so touching! ! ! ! !

"Hey, B!D!S!M!"

"So Marshal Tang is good at this!"

"Somebody tell me what B!D!S!M is, I don't know anything about leather! Whips and candles..."

"Fuck! You guys are so immoral!!"

"Sloppy! Look at this depraved Weibo comment! Watching Weibo is just around the corner!"

Tang Zhe just forwarded it casually, with a hint of warning. Who knew that the comment was misinterpreted, so he drove the car!Just as the number of messages in the comment area was exploding at a crazy speed in an unsightly direction, a retweet appeared quietly.

@A Daji Association Academic Affairs Office: BD: Blu-rayDisc Blu-ray Disc □□: SubnetMask subnet mask is enough to go to sleep //@唐大司：B!D!S!M What is it clear [smile]//@空Moon hanging: B!D!S!M series, so interesting! ! ! ! !

The sentence "Enough trouble, go to sleep" immediately made Weibo fall into silence, and no one dared to speak on Song Shuo's and Tang Zhe's Weibo for a while.It took a while before a new reply appeared on Song Shuo's Weibo: The destination network address can be obtained by ANDing the subnet mask and the destination IP address.

Then the second comment also appeared: the subnet mask is also the same 32 bits, consisting of consecutive 1s and 0s.

The third one: Blu-ray discs use a blue laser beam with a wavelength of 405nm to read and write, and have a huge storage capacity...

第四个：A类地址的默认子网掩码是255.0.0.0或者0xff000000B类地址的为255.255.0.0或者0xffff0000……

The car that was running wildly on Jiecao Road stopped suddenly with a sudden brake. Everyone got off the front of the car, the driver's seat and sat around together. Weibo was harmonious and beautiful. It seemed that the picture of driving just now was everyone's illusion, so many people Just gathered together to carry out a friendly and mutually supportive academic discussion.

Teacher Song was so powerful that Tang Zhe immediately chose his original Weibo to delete. He let out a long sigh of relief until the Weibo showed that the content had been deleted, and went to sleep with peace of mind.

In the second week after the annual assessment had just finished reporting, Tang Zhe finished another class. When he was free, he turned on his phone and suddenly saw the substitute class group that he had blocked and thrown into the cold palace a while ago.

Anyway, if you are idle, you are idle, so it is better to earn some pocket money. After the accusation of Bean Sprouts last time, Tang Zhe opened the group without any psychological pressure and took a computer basic substitute class from a medical school.

The time was the 03th or 30th day of Wednesday afternoon. Tang Zhe had no class for the whole afternoon on Wednesday. He took a nap at noon and prepared to get up and go to class at [-]:[-].However, Tang Zhe finished thinking the moment he opened his eyes and was going to be late.

He jumped off the bed, hurriedly took the textbooks that the other party gave him in the morning, grabbed a coat, and rushed out of the dormitory.One of Tang Zhe's rare strengths is that he runs fast, and one of Tang Zhe's few common weaknesses is that he is a road idiot, not to mention that he has never been to the teaching building of the medical school, he stands in the corridor Look around, where the hell is classroom 513?

While listening to the class bell ringing in despair, he walked around the floor in circles. The class time had passed and there was no one in the corridor to ask. Tang Zhexin said it was over, this time the substitute class was going to smash the signboard!He was thinking about bumping into a few students around the corner, Tang Zhe hurriedly asked and rushed all the way to the classroom.With a guilty conscience as a substitute teacher, he wanted to sneak in through the back door, and it was even more tragic to find that the medical school classroom had only one front door and one middle door. Bite the bullet and pushed open the door, tried to reduce his sense of existence and got in.

He cheered himself up and said, "Life is not only about living in front of you, but also..."

Suddenly a familiar voice sounded, "The student who just came in has already finished roll call, please report your student ID name."

groove!There is still the fucking life of tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, and forever! ! ! !

Tang Zhe looked up, and Song Shuo stood on the podium, watching him show his fangs.

The eyes of the whole class were focused on him, everyone knew what was going on as soon as Tang Zhe's face appeared.He stared at Song Shuo with a bunch of joking and watching eyes, and dryly reported his boss's name.

A burst of low laughter came into Tang Zhe's ears, and he closed his eyes in despair. Song Shuo was right, how can pushing a chair be the most shameful thing, as long as Song Shuo is still his teacher, Tang Zhe will Can keep refreshing the lower limit of his embarrassment! ! ! ! !

Song Shuo pretended to look down at the roster, found the person Tang Zhe had mentioned and ticked it behind, "Okay, this classmate, come in, come earlier next time."

Tang Zhe nodded and walked back silently.

"Huh?" Song Shuo glanced at him and said kindly, "Sit in the front, isn't there still room in the first row?"

The others laughed again. Tang Zhe glanced at Song Shuo slowly, walked slowly to the position under the other's eyelids, and sat down slowly. The smile in Song Shuo's eyes became more obvious. Looking at Song Shuo with an expression, Song Shuo coughed lightly, "Class."

Tang Zhe looked out the window, and suddenly felt that life is really... Who can tell me why medical school has to learn the basics of computer, fuck it! ! !Why on earth should I accept this substitute class! ! ! ! ! !

"This question," Song Shuo looked up and glanced at the whole class, everyone lowered their heads in anticipation, "Let's find a classmate to come up and answer."

"Then..." He looked at the roster, and Tang Zhe, who also lowered his head, suddenly had a bad feeling, "The classmate who was late just now, come here."

Tang Zhe looked up, Song Shuo looked at him with eyes full of encouragement.Tang Zhe twitched the corners of his mouth, stood up and walked to the blackboard on the podium. The basic questions were not difficult for Tang Zhe. He was about to go down after taking notes, but was stopped by Song Shuo, "Wait a minute, if this question is changed like this , what will happen in the end?"

Tang Zhe glared at Song Shuo, who was still looking at him with encouraging eyes. Tang Zhe turned around and picked up the chalk to continue writing. He used so much force that the chalk broke when writing the final result. Tang Zhe's anger turned into The piercing sound of fingernails scraping hard on the blackboard came out.

Song Shuo didn't seem to hear it at all, he looked at the answer, "This classmate is very good, he can answer all the questions in our book."

Tang Zhe shouted in a low voice: "Song! Shuo!"

No more teasing, Song Shuo slightly blocked his mouth with the back of his hand, "Okay, let's go down."

Tang Zhe sat back in his seat dumbly, feeling ashamed.Tang Zhe didn't listen to what Song Shuo said in the second half of the class, his soul had already flown into the sky...

However, the matter was far from over. When it was Tang Zhe's turn to take Song Shuo's class, Song Shuo said with emotion, "The gap between the students in our class is really getting bigger and bigger. Talented students are still Work so hard."

"I saw the students in our class in the basic computer class of the medical school two days ago." If Song Shuo's first sentence made the whole class baffled, then everyone would understand this sentence, and they all wondered who the unlucky reminder was. I was caught taking over as a substitute for a class.

Song Shuo paused and continued: "Actually, if there are students who want to take my class, just let me know. If I have time, I don't mind giving more guidance, but it's not good to go to other people's classes. Isn't it Tang Zhe?"

Sitting in his seat, Tang Zhe nodded while shaking his mouth in the sea of ​​laughter.

Song Shuo, I am your uncle! ! ! ! ! ! !

As for the bumpy life problem that has been troubling Tang Zhe a while ago, he finally found the answer. Tang Zhe thought angrily: The more you look at Song Shuo, the more pleasing you are?I'm crazy, right?Who would like this kind of person! !Damn retarded! ! ! !

Teacher Song, who has been engaged in a long tug-of-war with Tang Zhe in the future, if he knew that history could have advanced so much, how would he feel in his heart.

Tang Zhe ignored Song Shuo for two weeks after the substitution incident. He didn’t log in to the game, and Song Shuo turned away when he talked to him outside of class. Tang Zhe became even more angry, and he didn't want to talk to Song Shuo more and more.

Tang Zhe has too many big enemies, he took advantage of this period of time to practice a small one in the game, without Song Shuo leading him to pull it over bit by bit, he has reached the level of sixty, and he will be in the game today Suddenly found that the game was unexpectedly restless, and the news of the world channel frantically swiped one by one.

Tang Zhe turned over the world channel curiously to understand what was going on. Someone in the world made a public proposal!

The hero is a full-level chivalrous man, and he is on the PVP leaderboard. Tang Zhe has heard of her name, but he is familiar with the heroine. He knows that the relationship between master and apprentice is bolded and highlighted in his large friend list.

[World] Mu Yi: I'm not interested, you can find someone else.

[World] I am self-indulgent: If you are not interested, we can cultivate it. You don't have to refuse in such a hurry.

[World] The wind blows grass low: Muyi, you know the strength of our boss, equipment money is not bad for anything, and it is good for women. If you are our wife, you will definitely not treat you badly.

[World] Can't understand Bie BB: Hey, who up there gave you the courage and confidence, Mu Yi, a nanny, can beat you so far in skill?Speaking of skills, I am not a RMB player since Hengdao, if he didn't have that little equipment, he might not be able to beat Muyi!

[World] Dongfeng Liuhuasan all over the city: Do you want to be so sour upstairs? It is better to have money than you have no money. I think it is so romantic to make a public proposal and confession! !

[World] The wind is blowing and the grass is low: I can't understand that blind BB, what are you talking about!If you don't accept it, come to PK, I don't need the boss to make a move, I can give you two and a half rounds!

[World] Capture Eagle: You don't have to be so hostile, Mu Yi is the number one beautiful woman in this server, and everyone can see that the wind blows the grass and the PK list is low, a man and a woman are a natural match!

[World] I cut my own knife: Yiyi, how are you thinking?come with me.

[World] Yunsanren: Muyi, I said you agreed, now there are not many men who can be so serious.

During the few minutes when Tang Zhe swiped the record, he was watching the excitement, helping to persuade him to make peace, and making me feel sour... The screen was uninterrupted, but Mu Yi kept silent, and only after a while did he say: Get out of the way!

Tang Zhe finally found the message of reporting the address coordinates in the record, and quickly found the sender to send it over. As soon as the reading was over, Tang Zhe was stuck on the computer screen and moved frame by frame. There were too many people, too many Tang Zhe Zhe could barely move!Muyi and I seemed to be surrounded by the crowd, Tang Zhe couldn't see it and couldn't get through, so we could only guess what happened through chatting.Tang Zhe stood outside for a while, and suddenly saw a few lights flashing in the crowd, he was taken aback, it was the special effect of the nurse's attack skills, started fighting?

[World] Big guillotine: Hey yo**, Mu Yi is such a dick, he started fighting directly at me with the horizontal knife!If you want me to say that I am too ugly, Mu Yi clearly despises him and still stalks him!

[World] Leng Yuqiu: Bah, I think it's Mu Yi Naqiao, what are you pretending for, she is not worthy of my own sword at all.

Tang Zhe was in a bit of a hurry. Song Shuo's PK strength might not be as good as mine, but he is now a nanny, and his output can't be beat at all.Fortunately, Tang Zhe's trumpet has trained the assassin to be a long-distance attack. He right-clicked to select me and shot in the dark.The blood output of the chivalrous master is not thick, but my equipment is good and the defense is high. Tang Zhe's little assassin level is not yet full. That little damage can't do anything to me. Sneak attack, he stopped, the crowd separated a little automatically, Tang Zhe saw that Mu Yi had only a bloody skin left, he took advantage of my time to stop the knife and gave himself a blood booster, the blood bar slowed down Slowly brushed up.

[World] I cut my own knife: Song bombed the sky?come out!

Tang Zhe went offline directly, changed his account and sent Mu Yi a message "Waiting for you". "Waiting for the Great Driver" is a skill that only masters and apprentices can use in King's Landing. It doesn't have much effect. At best, it is a portable teleporter, but it is very convenient when you have to gather and are too far away to bother to run the map.But Tang Zhe never expected that after his invitation was sent out, "Your master Mu Yi rejected your invitation" was displayed on his screen.

Tang Zhe was depressed, but Song Shuo still had to save him. He hurriedly found a teleporter to find Mu Yi.Mu Yi was still surrounded by the crowd, Tang Zhe released a group attack without saying anything, and the crowd split instantly.

[World] Sweeping Zeng: **, which idiot hit me? !

[World] Sparse shadows horizontally: It's a sword bone... It seems to be Muyi's apprentice?

[World] Virtual Reality Hacker: I testify that I am Muyi's apprentice, and I see that Muyi took him to do missions!

[World] Life is not as good as a dog: Damn it, today's annual drama, why is Mu Yi's apprentice here, could it be a love triangle?

Mu Yi stood at the innermost side, facing him sideways, and my own Hengdao was beside him, surrounded by my own younger brothers, Tang Zhe couldn't help but imagined the story of the gang boss forcibly suppressing Mrs. Zhai Drama...

[World] I cut my own knife: Apprentice?

[World] Socrazhe: My master is Muyi, whoever you are, just call me apprentice?

[World] I slashed my sword: Hehe, it really is the apprentice taught by Yiyi.

[World] Socrazhe: My master didn't agree, don't shout!

[Private Chat] Muyi: Why are you here?

[Private chat] Su Glazhe: It's hard not to know if the trouble is so big, so come here if you know.

[Private Chat] Mu Yi: How did you get the Assassin account and change to this one?

[Private Chat] Su Glazhe: The Assassin is not high enough to beat, and I am not changing the size, please wait for your driver, you did not agree [white eyes]

[Private chat] Muyi: Song Zhatian is really you ==

Fuck me, I was tricked!Tang Zhexin said, why am I here to save you, why don't you let people die here, you are always so hated!

The world channel is still on, but no one interrupted, only I kept sending messages from Hengdao: Yiyi didn’t form a partner with anyone else, why bother to be so stubborn and not let go, it makes everyone ugly.

Tang Zhe quickly typed in the window: Who is ugly, you brought such a group of people around my master and you still want to force marriage, I... He was halfway through the game interface and suddenly a window popped up: Player Mu Yi applied to cooperate with you Enter into a marriage contract, become a partner, and walk together in the rivers and lakes from now on, never leave, never leave, and depend on each other, do you agree?

Tang Zhe looked at the application interface and his heart beat suddenly slowed down. Even though it was an application without any legal effect or even directly said that it had no meaning, he was still a little nervous and blushed subconsciously. He shook his hands and clicked the "Agree".

Junlin's marriage system is notoriously rough, there is no old age, no wedding, not even a beautiful marriage certificate, necessary ceremonies, bride price, dowry, etc. The channel is broadcast again, and the partner is bound immediately, and at the same time, the title of "XX's partner" is added on the top of the head.

Tang Zhe saw a line of golden notice appearing on his screen: Su Glazhe and Baicao Mu fell in love with each other and became partners. With the sword in the world, after a hundred years, the pale face and white hair will return to the dust, and we will join hands in the end of the world in the next life.

Not only Tang Zhe saw it, but everyone in the King's Landing game saw it.

[World] The city is full of east wind and willow flowers: Grass!

[World] Leng Yuqiu: Grass!

[World] I'm not as good as a dog: I'm a* *It's really a big show! ! ! !

[World] Wind blowing Dandanliang: Actually, I want to say... No one thinks that the CP of Dao Dao and Doctor Niang is actually a good match... The notification of the system's marriage letter is a bit touching///▽///

[World] Yuan'er: Upstairs 1, I'm going to be a fan of this CP! ! !The master and the apprentice have always poked me cute, but now Dao Dao and the doctor's mother! !It fits so well! ! !I draw the knife for you, you heal my wounds or something! ! ! ! !

[World] The Wind Blows the Grass Low: Socrazhe***

Following Feng Zuicao's swearing, Tang Zhe was ambushed, and Feng Zuicao directly attacked Tang Zhe and used his big move. The RMB player is indeed an RMB player even his younger brother, Tang Zhe, a high blood and high defense mt, was directly blown out of half of his blood.But Mu Yi was not intimidated and directly double-jumped in front of Tang Zhe to smear him with blood, and then gave Feng Zuicao a critical blow.Feng Zuicao has low equipment, but his skills are really bad. Song Shuo's output is not enough, but he has his own milk and a sense of mid-to-high play. Song Shuo has worn Feng Zuicao to death.

[World] Cangye: Did you see that, this is the master!Feng Zuicao's equipment is fierce in attack and first-class in defense. With a healing attack damage value, Mu Yi can kill Feng Zuigao. His skills are definitely better than my own Hengdao!If Mu Yi plays an output job, it is not known if there are some people on the PK list now!

[World] Overlord Sword Maniac: These words are biased. If Mu Yi hadn't been able to buff herself, she would have died just now under the low-handed sword. How do you know that she must be good at playing output!

The world was full of noise, but none of the few people in the middle of the rumors spoke.The other nanny under me from Heng Dao revived Feng Chuicao Di, and Feng Zuicao Di turned around and was about to fight again, but I was stopped by Heng Dao.

[World] I cut my own sword: Muyi, give me an explanation.

Smelling the breath of gossip, the world channel became quiet again in an instant.

[World] Mu Yi: Do I need to explain to you?

[World] I crossed my sword: Well, you give me a reason, why don't you agree to me?

[World] I'm self-inflicted: Don't tell me that you and your apprentice have a heart-to-heart connection. If you have something earlier, you won't wait until I come to you.

Tang Zhe was not happy, so he sent a sentence up.

[World] Socrazhe: What does it mean that the two of us should have something earlier?

He wanted to keep posting, but Song Shuo spoke a step ahead of him.

[World] Muyi: Yes.

Tang Zhe held his breath, he waited for a while, and found that neither Mu Yi nor I had spoken to each other.

[World] Yun Sanren: Where are people?Why don't you talk anymore, I'm still waiting for Mu Yi's explanation!

[World] The Wind Blows Dandanliang: Is it... a private chat?

Tang Zhe also sent a private message to Song Shuo, but Song Shuo didn't reply.Tang Zhe became irritable. He thought for a while and turned on YY and went directly into Song Shuo's room. There were really two people inside, and one of them must be me.

As soon as Tang Zhe sneaked in, I heard the sound of the horizontal knife.

It seems that since the two entered YY's room, Song Shuo hadn't opened his mouth yet, and I have been telling my heart since Heng Dao until now, it's not too late for Tang Zhe to come in.My self-Hengdao voice is not unpleasant, but it doesn't have too many characteristics, but there is an obvious arbitrariness and superior self in the tone.Let’s talk about this person’s forced marriage today, and his identity as an RMB player, I can fully imagine what kind of person I am in real life. I am talking here, and I don’t seem to have noticed that there is an extra gossip ear in the room. .

"Yiyi, I'm serious about you. I don't mind if you use your apprentice to block the gun. If you go back and break up with him, I can pretend that nothing happened today. You will never lose money if you are with me, equipment or money, no matter what I can give you whatever you want, you can think about it again." When I said this from Heng Dao, there was an obvious arrogance in my voice.

Tang Zhe thinks that this person is either rich and used to it, or he is too young and too self-righteous.

Song Shuo didn't know if he saw Tang Zhe, he didn't seem to find my self-inflicted words annoying at all, so he said leisurely after a while, "Don't think about it."

"What?" As soon as Song Shuo's voice came out, I was stunned, "Yi...Yi?"

"Don't think about it," Song Shuo repeated, "because I'm a man."

There was silence in YY, and Tang Zhe didn't dare to speak. He exited silently, but was immediately dragged into another room by Song Shuo.Tang Zhe asked: "Mr. Song, is it okay for you to expose it directly like this? Are you not afraid that I will stab me out after Hengdao felt that I was tricked by you?"

Song Shuo said indifferently: "It doesn't matter if he says it, I never said that I am a woman. Besides," Song Shuo smiled, "He is so arrogant to save face, I guess he won't say that the person he likes is a mermaid ..."

Tang Zhe suddenly realized: "So he would rather smash his teeth and swallow it in his stomach!"

Song Shuo's assertion was correct, because the next day I took his younger brother with him from Hengdao without saying a word, abandoned the account of Fenggu Tianxia server, and collectively switched to Jianzhao Slant Front.Tang Zhe didn't feel anything about my self-hung knife. Originally, I jumped out and ran away suddenly. He had the right to watch a scene with Song Shuo.