one zero twenty four

Because of Song Shuo's poor cooking skills, Xiao Zhi, who originally wanted to use him as a helper, finally couldn't bear it and threw him out of the kitchen.

Song Shuo and Tang Zhe sat side by side at the table knocking on the bowl and waiting for Xiao Zhi to serve. Tang Zhe held the bowl, "Mr. Song, won't you learn from Uncle Xiao?"

"Tang Zhe, let me tell you," Xiao Zhi said after hearing Tang Zhe's words, "We were in the same dorm when we were in school, and Song Shuo was a big lazy bastard. At the beginning, he knew that I could cook, and then Te actively took me to the supermarket to buy a lot of pots, bowls, firewood, rice, oil and salt, and three meals a day were waiting for me to cook. I felt like I was taking care of him! Later, I got tired of doing it outside or eating in the cafeteria every day. , he asks me to bring it to him every day!"

"The most awesome time, guess what!"

Tang Zhe looked curious, "What's wrong?"

"He ordered takeaway, and then the takeaway was delivered downstairs. He asked the dormitory guard to bring it to him when I came back from the outside in more than two hours!"

Tang Zhe "uh" for a while, "Isn't it cold?"

Song Shuo added without shame: "Xiao Zhi can help heat."

Tang Zhe immediately said to Xiao Zhi with the same hatred: "He is not diligent now! I have all the keys for the office and home. One day he is too lazy to bring the keys and call me. I don't remember to bring the keys of my own dormitory every day. I just wanted to get his! Every time I forgot to bring something to class, he called me to get it, left homework to send materials, he threw it to me every time, and asked me to notify again, forget about my own class, once As soon as I received his documents, I found that there were other classes. I called him, and he said that he was too lazy to share our documents and gave them to me. The information should be given to the academic committees of those classes! It includes the experimental files of the freshmen to the juniors, the three grades, and the thesis of the graduate students he brought!"

Tang Zhe finished speaking with indignation, but he didn't get Xiao Zhi's strong approval, so he went to see Xiao Zhi, but saw the other party looking at him with a subtle expression, "Tang Zhe, I think Song Shuo has intentions for you like this .”

Tang Zhe stuttered a bit, "Didn't he say he was lazy, and, what does it have to do with me, it has nothing to do with..."

Xiao Zhi pointed to Song Shuo, "But Song Shuo, your chance to get along with Tang Zhezao is too low-level. If I meet such a teacher, I will only think that he is sick and annoying to death!"

Tang Zhe didn't speak, but he thought to himself, at first he really felt that way, why is this teacher like a sick one?

The point of Xiao Zhi's words didn't seem to be here, he continued to say to Song Shuo, "No wonder Tang Zhe hasn't been taken down by you for so long, so..."

Tang Zhe and Song Shuo could tangle and tangle, but he couldn't stand it when outsiders talked about it, so he slammed the table and stood up to interrupt Xiao Zhi's words and shouted: "Uncle Xiao! I seem to smell something bad Already!"

Xiao Zhi immediately turned his head to look at the pot, took the spatula and turned it over twice, "No?"

Tang Zhe sat down again, Song Shuo glanced at him with a half-smile, and he said guiltily, "Ah? Is that right? Maybe I smelled it wrong."

Before Tang Zhe met the real person, Xiao Zhi didn't have a tall image in his heart. After Tang Zhe actually met him, his gossiping and joking attributes made his image in Tang Zhe's heart drop to the bottom. When Xiao Zhi came out of the kitchen with curry rice, Tang Zhe seemed to see his figure shining golden like a Bodhisattva. When he knew that Xiao Zhi had been tossing so long early in the morning, it was because he heard that Tang Zhe was arrested by Song Dynasty. Shuo's culinary skills have been poisoned for a long time, but Tang Zhe felt pity for him, and the care of food that Tang Zhe had never experienced from his teacher almost brought tears to his eyes.

Three people gathered around the table, each with a big bowl of steaming rice drenched in curry, full of aroma.Xiao Zhi's homemade curry is full of conscience, the large diced beef and colorful and beautiful diced vegetables make people's index fingers move.As for a huge chunk of potato that pops out occasionally, you don't need to ask, you know it's Song Shuo's...

Xiao Zhi sat down to eat after serving Tang Zhe and Song Shuo after they had finished washing the dishes and cleaning the stove.Tang Zhe originally wanted to help, but Xiao Zhi pushed him back, "What are you doing here, I can do this kind of thing, go eat!"

Song Shuo responded from behind, "That's right, Tang Zhe, I can leave this kind of matter to you, Uncle Xiao, and we will sit and eat."

Xiao Zhi turned his head and yelled at Song Shuo: "I asked Tang Zhe to eat, you sit and eat ass, clean up the stove for me!"

Xiao Zhi, who was at the table for about ten minutes at night, was the first to finish eating, because the other two were addicted to treasure hunting—Mr. Teacher Song threw coriander out of the bowl as carefully.Two hills had been piled up on the table but their rice bowls hadn't been touched yet. The expressions of the two of them were so serious that they forgot to sleep and eat, which made Xiao Zhi roll his eyes.

Xiao Zhi knocked on the dining table: "Are you two picky eaters?"

Song Shuo didn't even raise his head, "It's not like you don't know that I don't eat green onions, there are too many chopped green onions. Tang Zhe doesn't eat coriander either. Next time, remember, there is no coriander in curry."

Xiao Zhi took a deep breath, "Is this your attitude towards the benefactor who worked so hard to cook and reward you?!"

Song Shuo stopped the attitude in his hands, tilted his head and thought for a while, and suddenly realized after a while: "Tang Zhe, honor your Uncle Xiao!" After he finished speaking, he took a chopstick of green onion and wanted to throw it into Xiao Zhi's bowl. Tang Zhe followed the teacher's instructions Also caught a chopstick coriander|.

Xiao Zhi ran away frantically holding his own bowl, "Don't come here, I don't want to eat it either! Do you still have humanity!!!"

The inhuman teacher Song took a photo of the pile of picked things on the table, and then sent it to friends on WeChat.Tang Zhe leaned over, "Who did you send it to?"

Song Shuo locked the phone mysteriously, Tang Zhe only saw the profile picture as a woman, he went to snatch the phone, and asked while grabbing, "Are you hiding from me?"

Song Shuo was leaning on the sofa after eating, and Tang Zhe pushed him to lie down, holding his mobile phone high, and Tang Zhe rode on him and stretched his arms to reach it.

Xiao Zhi coughed at the side, "Can you two pay attention to the occasion if you want to flirt?"

Song Shuo lifted his chin, "This is my home."

Xiao Zhi raised his hands to kill this shameless person, but his cell phone rang suddenly, and Song Shuo showed a treacherous smile the moment he heard the ringtone.

Tang Zhe took the mobile phone while he was unprepared, "Who is hiding it so tightly?" It was indeed a girl, the note was written as "Shanshan", and there was no record in the chat window, only the few photos sent by Song Shuo just now photo.Song Shuo also added a sentence below: Xiao Zhi is so picky about eating now?Picking these up half an hour before eating.

Tang Zhe didn't understand, he looked down at Song Shuo, Song Shuo squinted his eyes, "Xiao Zhi's nemesis."

Tang Zhe still wanted to ask, but then Xiao Zhi's voice explained everything, "I really don't have one, Shanshan, that was picked by Song Shuo! Ah, coriander, coriander is not Song Shuo, it's another... No, it's not a girl , is Song Shuo's student! Really, how can you believe Song Shuo or not me, I am much more trustworthy than Song Shuo!"

Song Shuo said slowly, "Xiao Zhi's girlfriend hates Xiao Zhi's picky eaters."

"Eh?" Tang Zhe asked, "Is this okay?"

"Don't worry, Xiao Zhi listens to Shan Shan for everything. Shan Shan doesn't force Xiao Zhi to eat or not, but just by frowning, Xiao Zhi wants to eat everything."

Tang Zhe was dumbfounded, and after a while, he sighed with emotion: "Mr. Song, Uncle Xiao has not beaten you to death for so many years, it is really self-restraining!"

Song Shuo didn't reply, but instead grinned, "Student Tang Zhe, your current posture is also a test of my self-cultivation."

Tang Zhe's face turned red when he saw it, and he hurriedly climbed off Song Shuo, and Song Shuo was finally able to sit up, rubbing his waist, "I don't mind if you sit for a while longer, but the waist is not as old as the teacher You young men..."

Tang Zhe couldn't stand Song Shuo's ridicule. He lowered his eyes and saw a small bruise on Song Shuo's calf before his trouser legs drooped down. "What's wrong with your leg?"

Song Shuo was taken aback, and thought for a while, "Huh? You said about the bone in the left leg. I took the students to eat lobster that day..."

Needless to say later, Tang Zhe shut his mouth embarrassingly.

It turned out that Song Shuo never said anything about kicking so hard and came to find him. Tang Zhe thought to himself, wouldn't it be better to apologize?He was still struggling with how to express his apology tactfully, so Song Shuo pointed at himself and said, "If you want to apologize, why not come here and give me a kiss."

Tang Zhe couldn't be laughed at by Song Shuo, and if he made fun of him, his thin skin would explode.After listening to Song Shuo's words, Tang Zhe immediately turned around and left. After walking two steps, he suddenly thought of something again. A subtle smile appeared on his face. He turned around neatly for a few steps and walked back in front of Song Shuo. Zhong cupped his face and moved closer.

The next moment, Song Shuo's low voice sounded, "Be good, be good, don't bite your face! You have to go out to meet people as a teacher!"

Tang Zhe gritted his teeth with a grin, supported Song Shuo's shoulder and bit his neck.

"Neck is not good either!" Song Shuo pressed Tang Zhe's forehead with one hand to prevent him from approaching, and the other hand firmly protected his neck. The two people who had just got up from the sofa rolled into a ball on the sofa again. .In the end, Tang Zhe, who was holding Song Shuo down, gained the upper hand, laughed and gnawed on Song Shuo's neck.

Song Shuo let out a strange scream, Tang Zhe grinned, rubbed the flesh of his neck with his mouth, then tore off Song Shuo's thick pajamas perplexedly, and bit him hard on the shoulder.

Song Shuo gave a "hey" and said reluctantly, "You really bite!"

Tang Zhe only took one bite and was not satisfied, so he changed his mouth to another place.Song Shuo's shoulders had a few red tooth marks in a short time, and he simply gave up struggling, "Bite, bite, bite as you like."

When Xiao Zhi finished the phone call and wanted to come out to trouble Song Shuo, he saw Tang Zhe riding on him, with his head buried in his neck and shaking non-stop.And Song Shuo tilted his head and frowned slightly, his face was also red.Both of their hair and clothes were messy, Xiao Zhi was stunned: "So you two have already reached this point?"

Tang Zhe, who was having fun, froze. He looked back at Xiao Zhi, "Uncle Xiao, I can explain..."

Xiao Zhi shook his head, and said with emotion: "University teachers and students are promiscuous in the daytime, it's really a decline in the world!" After he finished speaking, he walked towards the study with his hands behind his back.

Tang Zheerkang handed, "Uncle Xiao, listen to my explanation!"

Song Shuo was amused by this playful duo, he sat up and patted Tang Zhe, "Go down, stop making trouble."

Tang Zhe said "oh", climbed down obediently, and pulled his messy clothes.

Song Shuo rubbed his neck, Tang Zhe saw that there was a red mark bitten by himself on it, taking advantage of Song Shuo's white skin, it was very ambiguous.Song Shuo didn't know what Tang Zhe was thinking, he straightened his clothes, "Go and change and go back, I'll go out with Xiao Zhi to do something in the afternoon."

Tang Zhe nodded and went into the bedroom, and quickly changed his clothes and came out.Song Shuo went up to tidy him up as usual, and told him, "It's cold outside, don't run around for a few days during the holiday. Is the air conditioner in the dormitory okay?"

Tang Zhe had just finished arguing with Song Shuo, and this person suddenly became serious again, he was a little uncomfortable, "Uh, it's good, the dormitory is not cold."

Song Shuo hummed in satisfaction, raised his chin, "Go."

Tang Zhe went out, Song Shuo stood there looking at him, Tang Zhe turned his head once, Song Shuo smiled at him, "Tang Zhe, Happy New Year!"

Tang Zhe, who had no concept of time, suddenly felt that Song Shuo's appearance suddenly brightened, and the year at the beginning of the date was added. Although New Year's Day and Spring Festival are not the same treatment, it is still a new year anyway.

Tang Zhe also raised the corner of his mouth, "Mr. Song, Happy New Year!"

Tang Zhe returned to his dormitory, knocked on the door for a long time but no one opened.He muttered to himself, feeling for the keys all over himself.He found out the key of his dormitory, thinking that luckily he brought it today, otherwise he would go back to Song Shuo again.The moment he opened the door of the dormitory, a smell of alcohol rushed towards his face. Tang Zhe was so smoked that he pinched his nose and hid back. He opened the door for a long time to let in the wind, and then went to open all the windows of the balcony before he dared to stay in the room. Breathe in peace.The fat man on the bed was snoring like thunder, and even the bean sprouts were blushing and snoring.The house was in a mess, the wine bottles were lying on the ground, and the playing cards were scattered all over the floor.

Tang Zhe's dormitory has a habit of having a small drinking party in his dormitory during festivals, but when he stayed at Song Shuo's house last night, he called his dormmate and told them he couldn't come back.As soon as he came back today, he knew that his instructions from last night were in the left ear and out of the right ear by these people. The previous few New Year's Day receptions were over, and Tang Zhe urged everyone to pack up and rest together. Tang Zhe was absent yesterday. The fat man probably took Zhuyeqing to coax the bean sprouts to kill this guy first, and then the two of them blew on the bottle until dawn, and finally climbed into bed dizzy.

The sense of the picture is too strong... Tang Zhe put away all the wine bottles, wiped the table and put it away and stood it in the corner, and then shouted to those on the bed, "It's past eleven o'clock, let's all get up and go for a walk to have a meal , it will be uncomfortable to sleep again."

Bean Sprouts let out a light exhortation, and then said in pain, "Headache..."

"Dazhe..." Zhuyeqing yelled weakly, "Where did you go last night?"

"I was dragged to the festival by my friends."

Bean Sprouts got up and rubbed his eyes, "What kind of friend are you? I haven't seen you get very close to anyone before. I feel that you go out very frequently recently..."

Tang Zhe felt a little guilty, "A comrade in arms in the game, I went to face base when I found out that I was in the same city... How much bean sprouts have you drank?"

Bean Sprouts' expression became bitter all at once, "The two of them poured me and no one stopped me when you were not here. They insisted on drinking the white one and the yellow one together, and they were still guessing. I won't drink it all!"

Zhuyeqing turned over, "After you lay down, I was the one who got fed, okay? How much did you just drink?"

Bean Sprouts rolled his eyes, "You deserve it, who asked you to help evildoers!"

Tang Zhe came up with a bad idea, "The next time you drink again, you two should concentrate on killing the fat man first. If the fat man falls down, you two can talk about it!"

Fatty's voice appeared without warning, "Da Zhe, next time you will be force-fed..."

Tang Zhe was startled, "Are you awake or just woken up?"

Fatty sat up from the bed, "I woke up early, can the little wine last night make me stunned?" He said coquettishly brushing his hair, attracting the angry eyes of Bean Sprouts and Zhuyeqing.

Tang Zhe kicked down the stairs of the fat man's bed, "Come down and clean up when you wake up, the dormitory is like a pig's nest, reeking of alcohol."

The fat man lay on the railing and looked at Tang Zhe and said quietly, "You were not as chic as last night."

Tang Zhe tilted his head slightly, "Why am I so chic?"

The fat man didn't respond, and lay back on the bed, looked at the ceiling and sang a ditty, but he made up the words and the song randomly, without any tune, but a bit weird. It's hard to find people, it's hard to find people in a shabby room, it's hard to have fun with wine, and it's hard to stop singing in a golden house, and it's hard to get rid of the grievances and grievances of women..."