one zero twenty four

Classes were full on Tuesday the next day, and when Tang Zhe got up from the bed, he was still as depressed as the day before.Zhuyeqing looked at Tang Zhe's bluish face and asked, "Da Zhe, little Lu Yiqing..."

Tang Zhe was washing his face, splashing the water in the washbasin at Zhuyeqing.Zhuyeqing quickly hid behind the fat man, and the fat man wiped the water off his face calmly, pulled out Zhuyeqing, turned on the faucet, and pushed him over.The fat man went to see Tang Zhe while pressing Zhuyeqing to perform "water torture": "Dazhe, Xiaoqing is quite right this time, you need to be restrained!"

Tang Zhe wiped his face, "Get out of here, you guys, I've been having obscene streams every day, and I haven't slept well. I've been dreaming that my brain is so tired and I can't rest. I'm almost useless."

"What a dream," Bean Sprouts interjected, "Dazhe, are you too busy during the day and have too much energy at night? Go buy some milk today and drink it before going to bed at night. I tried it and it worked."

Tang Zhe agreed, but forgot to buy it. At night, messy and disorganized dreams came one after another. Tang Zhe struggled to wake up, touched his mobile phone and looked at his watch. It was more than half an hour before he usually woke up for class. He was sleepy with his eyes open. Go to sleep. Sleepy, Tang Zhe simply climbed up and sat on the chair with a disinterested expression on his face, looking up at the ceiling, listening to the snoring of the three roommates in a daze, when Bean sprouts got up to go to the bathroom, he saw Tang Zhe so angry Loveless expression.Tang Zhe looked at the bean sprouts and waved his hands: "Don't say anything, I feel hollowed out..."

In the afternoon when Song Shuo came back to class, Tang Zhe made preparations and waited for Song Shuo to call him, but Song Shuo didn't hear anything until it was time for class.

Tang Zhe simply went to the classroom early. Song Shuo basically arrived at the classroom 15 minutes early for class. Tang Zhe waited less than 10 minutes before class today and still hadn't waited for anyone. Not sure if Song Shuo was delayed on the way, he hesitated. Look for someone in Song Shuo's office upstairs.

Tang Zhe knocked on the door, but there was no answer inside. He turned the doorknob and found it was unlocked. He opened it, leaned in and shouted, "Teacher Song?"

Tang Zhe didn't hear the reply, went in and turned a corner to see Song Shuo lying motionless on the table.He was a little nervous all of a sudden, so he hurried over and patted Song Shuo's shoulder lightly, "Mr. Song? Are you okay, Mr. Song?"

He yelled twice, Song Shuo moved suddenly, raised his head, rubbed his face, took the glasses on the table and put them on, "It's Tang Zhe... what's wrong?"

Only then did Tang Zhe realize that Song Shuo had fallen asleep just now, and he overreacted.He raised his finger in embarrassment and pointed at the watch: "Teacher, it's time for class."

Song Shuo woke up suddenly, looked at the point, and explained: "Fall asleep." He stood up and packed the things he needed for class on the table, and asked casually: "The late king came so early today? "

Tang Zhe caught Song Shuo's question, and couldn't think of an explanation for a while, so he simply shirked it all to Song Shuo: "Didn't you ask me to come to you earlier to welcome you?"

Song Shuo paused, tilted his head to look at Tang Zhe and smiled, raised his hand and rubbed Tang Zhe's head: "Tang Zhe, are you so good?" After finishing speaking, Tang Zhe sighed, "I To actually live a life that is hurt by students? I am very gratified as a teacher!"

Tang Zhe's face was a little hot. He felt that after being caught by Song Shuo to log in the game for him two days ago, he became less and less resistant to Song Shuo's molestation.Fortunately, Song Shuo just said it casually as a joke and ended the topic. He went out with a book, and turned around while walking and asked, "Did you bring the keys?"

He gave Tang Zhe the key to Song Shuo's office last semester. Tang Zhe nodded, and Song Shuo nodded: "That's good, you lock the door. I forgot to bring the key today, and I came in through the window of the office next door." .”

Tang Zhe got used to it. Song Shuo didn't remember to bring the keys all the year round, and he was very familiar with opening the windows.Song Shuo led Tang Zhe to do too many unreliable things. When Tang Zhe didn't have Song Shuo's key, he was doing a research task. The two of them went to the laboratory and turned on the computer. Song Shuo slapped his head and said that the information was in the office.The two went to the office again, and Song Shuo knocked on the door of the office next door. The teacher inside opened the door and saw Song Shuo smiled: "Teacher Song, come and look through the window!"

Song Shuo was not embarrassed, and said calmly, "I forgot to bring the keys." Song Shuo turned his head and raised his chin at Tang Zhe, "Go to the office door and wait for me!"

Tang Zhe was a little baffled, and saw Song Shuo go straight to the window of the office, step on a stool, lift his legs, stand on it and flip out.Tang Zhe was startled, and after a while, he heard a "boom" coming from Song Shuo's office next door, and then footsteps came over, Song Shuo unscrewed the door, grabbed the door frame and shouted to the outside: "Tang Zhe, come in! "

Tang Zhe hurried over, "Teacher, you are so dangerous..."

Song Shuo didn't take it seriously, "It's very dangerous, don't imitate me." Tang Zhe suddenly felt that Song Shuo was also an extreme of shameless, heartless and heartless to some extent, so Song Shuo opened the desk drawer and threw it out. Throwing the small silver key to Tang Zhe, "Here, bring it to me. I will leave your life and safety after becoming a teacher to you." From "worried about the safety of my teacher every day" to "why hasn't Song Shuo fallen from the window yet?" Unfortunately, the office is on the third floor, and there is still soft ground below. Going down, I guess it was just a sprained foot and an arm... Half a year later, Song Shuo said to him: "Anyway, you got the office key for me, why don't you have the house key as well."

Can the house keys be taken casually? !Tang Zhe naturally couldn't agree, Song Shuo said: "Don't worry, I'm a poor teacher, and my wealth is not as good as the computer in the office." After finishing speaking, he forced it to Tang Zhe.

Song Shuo had just returned from a business trip and didn't have a good rest. Tang Zhe himself didn't have enough sleep for several days.

It was not the first time for Song Shuo to go on a business trip, and he was alive and well after a good night's sleep, but Tang Zhe once again lived a night in a fragmented dream. Tang Zhe got up the next day and went to the supermarket to move a box of milk in the rain. Back to the dormitory, before going to bed at night, Fatty, Zhuyeqing and Bean Sprouts surrounded him. The four of them were childish, as if some magical spell had been cast on this box of milk, they all looked at the box of milk devoutly. Tang Zhe picked up a box and opened it, drank it while everyone was watching, and went to bed with a smile.

Tang Zhe didn't get up the next day, he lay on the bed and grabbed the pillow with his head, "My mother won't go to class today, I'll fuck his sister!!!"

The fat man cautiously asked: "Da Zhe still didn't sleep well?" He thought for a while and said quietly: "Da Zhe, did you go to some unclean place recently..."

Tang Zhe was taken aback, and the fat man continued: "Well, don't you write all the time in Liaozhai... What little scholar is haunted by a vixen, meets in dreams every day, absorbs all the yang energy..."

Tang Zhe rolled his eyes, thinking that there are no fart vixen, only Mr. Song Shuo Song!After slandering him, he suddenly thought that he really hadn't slept well since staying at Song Shuo's house, and thinking about the so-called "entanglement" and "absorbing all the yang energy" of the fat man, Tang Zhe's face turned red!

Tang Zhe was in a bad mood and his temper was extremely bad. He was depressed for several days. Even Song Shuo lost his temper twice by Tang Zhe. Cutting in the back, abruptly lost two levels.During this period, Tang Zhe tried various methods, such as taking a hot bath before going to bed, running during the day to make the body exhausted, drinking milk before going to bed, mixing vinegar with water, no matter what scientific basis or folk remedies he tried, Tang Zhe tried everything. Zhe wished he could go to the pharmacy to buy sleeping pills and sleep forever.

For half a month, Tang Zhe was tortured by many dreams, probably because he exhausted his energy. When Tang Zhe was in class one day, he just dropped his head and fell asleep. He slept until the class was over before he was woken up. I went to the classroom where the next class was held, buried my head and continued to sleep.Tang Zhe rarely slept soundly, and the fat guys were reluctant to call him Tang Zhe.As a result, when Song Shuo came in for class, he saw Tang Zhe lying motionless on the table with his head buried.He smiled and walked around to knock Tang Zhe on the head, but the fat man stopped him, "Teacher, let Tang Zhe sleep until class, he hasn't had a good sleep for more than a week, and he finally fell asleep today."

Song Shuo was a little surprised, he didn't call Tang Zhe in class at all, and he didn't use the microphone in front of the podium, he took his own small amplifier and stood at the corner of the podium a little far away from Tang Zhe to give lectures.It's impossible not to talk about Tang Zhe, but at least I can take care of a little bit. Teacher Song's teacher's morality is still standing, but the balance in his heart can't help but tilt a little bit.

Tang Zhe was called up by Song Shuo to finish class. With sleepy eyes, the whole classroom was gone when he looked up. Song Shuo leaned on the table and smiled at him: "Lu Qingyun said that you haven't had a good rest recently. What are you doing every day?"

Song Shuo's question punctured Tang Zhe's bitterness, Tang Zhe began to talk endlessly, and at the end he felt aggrieved and pushed the responsibility on Song Shuo, "I didn't sleep after sleeping at your house that day. Have a good night's sleep!" Tang Zhe didn't realize that the last sentence of his complaint was a bit coquettish.Song Shuo listened and smiled: "Yo, so it was caused by my bed."

"The person who tied the bell is needed to untie the bell. Why don't you go to my place to sleep again tonight? Maybe it's good to come together."

Tang Zhe stared, "I'm not going!"

Song Shuo wasn't angry either, and said patiently, "I didn't tease you, I've had a lot of sleep and I'll give you a massage to relax at night?"

Tang Zhexin said that you are not clearly taking advantage of me. He said so, but he couldn't help coveting Song Shuo's "massage" in his heart. He knocked on Song Shuo's door while spurning himself after evening class.

However, when Song Shuo opened the door and saw Tang Zhe, the first thing he said was: "Why are you here?"

Tang Zhe turned his head and left without saying a word, Song Shuo grabbed Tang Zhe and pulled him in with a smile, "I'm just kidding, come in."

Tang Zhe stepped into the room with a grim expression, thinking that he took Song Shuo's joke seriously, and it was fine if he took it seriously. The worst thing was Song Shuo's embarrassment and embarrassment when he found out that he took it seriously.

Song Shuo and Tang Zhe have been together for so long, and he can tell when this person is losing his temper and when he is really angry. He raised his hand and pinched Tang Zhe's face and said, "Is it because the teacher didn't entertain you well? Why are you so unhappy?"

Tang Zhe slapped Song Shuo away with a slap, and the palm slapped Song Shuo's hand with a crisp sound, Song Shuo pulled his hand back in surprise and rubbed the red mark on his hand, thinking to himself: "It's about to make trouble, this child is really angry from embarrassment! "

Song Shuo didn't provoke Tang Zhe any more, he threw him into the study to play games and went into the kitchen by himself.Tang Zhe felt a little uncomfortable no matter how he sat, and the game had also been chased by people for the past few days, so he didn't have the heart to go up, so he just stood in front of Song Shuo's bookshelf and looked left and right.

Song Shuo's books are full on the bookshelf, Tang Zhe glanced roughly, although Song Shuo's room is messy, but the bookshelf is surprisingly clean, different books have their place on the bookshelf, Tang Zhe originally thought that Song Shuo There should be a lot of professional books on the bookshelf, but it was unexpectedly found that novels accounted for a large part, and it can be seen that Song Shuo's coverage is very wide, from traditional classics to modern and contemporary novels, as well as a lot of European and American literature, and even a large number of detective novels.

Tang Zhe was exploring vigorously, when he suddenly heard Song Shuo's voice close to his ear, "Are you peeking at my bookshelf?"

Tang Zhe was startled, and stood up abruptly, but crashed into Song Shuo's arms. Song Shuo screamed, "My dear!" Coming over, being hit by Tang Zhe like this, the contents of the bowl spilled into the opponent's hand, and seeing the white smoke rising from the bowl, Tang Zhe knew that Song Shuo had suffered a lot.

Song Shuo scolded Tang Zhe with a smile: "A traitor, I don't know how to help me as a teacher."

Tang Zhe didn't care about Song Shuo, and leaned over to take a look at the things in the bowl, "What's so dark?" He smelled it, and immediately showed a disgusted expression, "Is it muddled?" Song Shuo couldn't do it. Rice, the egg noodles that I ate at Song Shuo’s house that day were already the pinnacle of Song Shuo’s culinary skills. In Song Shuo’s words, after eating instant noodles for two or three years, pigs should learn how to cook noodles. Tang Zhe heard When Song Shuo said this, he looked at Song Shuo with condemning eyes the whole time, and Song Shuo didn't care and continued to coax Tang Zhe into eating that scary bowl of salty noodles.In fact, it’s no wonder Song Shuo—after all, instant noodle seasoning packets are all quantitative, without that small package, how would Mr. Song know how much salt to put in!

Tang Zhe, who had a shadow of Song Shuo's culinary skills, looked at Song Shuo with a kind smile in refusal, and shook his head resolutely, "What do you want, I won't eat!"

Song Shuo didn't give up on promoting himself, "Tang Zhe, what do you think this is?" He pointed to a black burnt lump in the bowl.

Tang Zhe said, "You asked me if you cooked it yourself?" Although he was speaking, he still leaned over to look carefully, and shook his head suspiciously under Song Shuo's expectant eyes for a long while.

Song Shuo was not discouraged and continued to work hard, "Would you like to see this again?"

Tang Zhe shook his head undaunted.

Song Shuo groaned and sighed, "That's walnuts, lotus seeds, and sesame seeds, all of which are good things..."

Tang Zhe's face twisted a bit, he resisted the thought of further hitting Song Shuo and asked, "Why are you cooking these?"

Song Shuo glanced lightly at Tang Zhe, then turned around and walked towards the kitchen while sighing, "San Shen!"

Tang Zhe suddenly realized. He looked at Song Shuo for a while and said, "Mr. Song...don't pretend, can I drink it?"

Song Shuo laughed immediately, Tang Zhe didn't let him speak, and continued, "Anyway, you always use this trick..."

Song Shuo handed over the bowl, "You can't say that, you really did your best for the teacher."

Tang Zhe took the bowl with a tragic face, looked at the contents in the bowl, and closed his eyes in grief. Seeing his appearance, Song Shuo couldn't help laughing and said, "Just take a few sips. I just drank it myself. You Just try it out as a recipe.”

Tang Zhe held his breath and took a big sip. He didn't know if it was because Song Shuozhen's cooking skills had improved or Tang Zhe just swallowed it without feeling much. wandering...

In the evening, Tang Zhe took a hot bath at Song Shuo's house. The smoke from the bath filled the air like a fairyland. After a long time, Song Shuo ran to knock on the door and said, "Tang Zhe, you didn't faint in there, did you? I'm in trouble. Tomorrow the news will be in the newspapers, 'a college student fainted at the teacher's house'..."

Tang Zhe threw a handful of water at the door, and Song Shuo walked back to the room with a smile amidst the sound of water.

After Tang Zhe took a shower, Song Shuo really pinched his arms and legs. Tang Zhe was a little embarrassed lying on Song Shuo's bed at first, but seeing Song Shuo's rare face without teasing or teasing, he felt that his The idea was dirty, besides, Song Shuo's technique was very good, Tang Zhe didn't know when he fell asleep.

Song Shuo pressed and found that the person lying on the stomach hadn't moved. When he leaned over to take a look, he found that Tang Zhe was already sound asleep and even snoring.He smiled and scratched Tang Zhe's nose, "The little bastard will sleep fast after tossing the perfect man!"

He turned Tang Zhe over and covered the quilt, and went to sleep on the sofa for another night. When he woke up the next day, he was sore. He knocked on the bedroom door, "Tang Zhe got up, do you have class today?"

There was no movement inside for a long time, Song Shuo waited for a while and then said: "If you don't get up again, I will go in!" Song Shuo also said hello, opened the door and walked in while talking.Tang Zhe was still completely buried in the quilt, and Song Shuo lifted the quilt.

Tang Zhe curled himself up like a shrimp. He didn't know Song Shuo lifted the blanket, and he was still sleeping soundly.Song Shuo patted his face lightly and called out, "Tang Zhe? Marshal Tang?"

Tang Zhe snorted softly, turned over, his clothes were all rolled up, but he was still awake.Song Shuo raised his hand and squeezed his waist, "Tang Zhe?" The other one was sleeping like a pig, Song Shuo took Tang Zhe's arm and turned him over to lie on his back, then stretched out his limbs, and looked at him funny Tang Zhe shrank back in a daze.Song Shuo didn't stop, then pinched Tang Zhe's face and pulled his arms and legs again, finally waking Tang Zhe up.Tang Zhe opened his eyes and looked at Song Shuo with a blank face. After studying for a while, he suddenly asked, "Song, Teacher Song?"

Song Shuo raised his chin, "Get up, do you have class?"

Tang Zhe was still in a daze, "Class? No, no..." After finishing speaking, he fell down again.Song Shuo had no choice but to let Tang Zhe continue to sleep.

As a result, after sleeping for less than 10 minutes this time, Song Shuo suddenly heard an "ah" from the bedroom, followed by Tang Zhe's footsteps jumping out of bed and running around the room. Tang Zhe shouted while running: "Teacher Song!" ?! Teacher Song?!"

Song Shuo emerged from the bedroom door, "Huh?"

Tang Zhe pointed at the "culprit": "Why didn't you wake me up, I'm going to be late for class."

Song Shuo rubbed his forehead, "Marshal Tang Zhe, I called you for more than 10 minutes..."

Tang Zhe didn't have time to talk to Song Shuo, and complained while hurriedly dressing and washing: "I won't come here again next time, I will come here twice, the first time I can't sleep, and the second time I can't wake up, you are poisonous here! "

Song Shuo leaned against the door frame and drank soy milk: "Yes, yes, my place is poisonous. Wait!" He grabbed Tang Zhe, "Go to the kitchen to dry the soy milk, go have a drink."

Tang Zhe looked at him for a while, then looked at his watch. He let out an annoyed "ah" for a while, and rushed into the kitchen quickly. Song Shuo could almost hear Tang Zhe's "gulp" when pouring soybean milk.

"Don't be in a hurry, be careful of choking." Song Shuo reminded slowly.

Tang Zhe put the bowl on the table, let out a crisp "boom", and ran out of the room like a whirlwind, "I'm leaving!"

Song Shuo followed to the door with a "tsk" and shouted, "Run slower!"

TBC