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Xiao Zhi noticed that there was something wrong with Song Shuo when Song Shuo repeatedly mentioned "I have a student" to him.

Xiao Zhi and Song Shuo didn't talk on the phone frequently, but they called five or six times in a month or two and occasionally chatted on WeChat Q! Q, every time there is such a "student" is the problem.Xiao Zhi began to suspect that his brother, who had been alone for more than 30 years and had a dull temperament, finally blossomed from an old tree.

Xiao Zhi didn't know the name of this student Song Shuo, his height and appearance, his waist circumference and cup size. He didn't care when he heard Song Shuo talking about him before, but now that he thought about it carefully, he had no information except that he knew he was Song Shuo's student. .

Xiao Zhi was passionate about gossip, and started calling Song Shuo whenever he had something to do, which attracted Song Shuo to talk about "that flower". This is a show!

Xiao Zhi didn't ask Song Shuo directly. He knew Song Shuo's character, so he really had something to say, so he came back and told him naturally.Xiao Zhi is not worried at all whether the person Song Shuo likes likes Song Shuo or not. Xiao Zhi feels good about himself, but he feels better about Song Shuo than he does about himself. I like Song Shuo.

Until one day, Song Shuo said: "Yesterday, as soon as I entered the classroom door, my student rushed out of the classroom in a hurry. There was black ink all over my arms and shirt, and my students looked like they were in dire straits."

Oh, I had a little fun today.Xiao Zhi thought while listening, this routine is okay, this kid is very good, he borrowed Song Shuo's clothes to wash and return them at another day, back and forth...

Before Xiao Zhi could finish figuring out the storyline, Song Shuo said again: "I couldn't laugh or cry and took him to the toilet to wash his hands. He was pulling my shirt hem to wash it together, and then splashed half of my body. water."

"Toilet?" Xiao Zhi's brain twitched.

"In the teaching building, where do you wash your hands if you don't go to the bathroom sink?"

Xiao Zhi wanted to ask if it was a matter of washing hands, "Do you go to the men's or women's restroom???"

"Huh?" Song Shuo said, "Could it be that we go to the women's restroom?"

Xiao Zhi was stunned for a moment, and his mind froze when he reacted in a flash, "Your student is a boy, I'm fucking?!!!"

Song Shuo was stunned for a moment, then guessed what Xiao Zhi had been thinking all along, and said with a smile, "Where did you go, it's not that you don't know if we are male or female."

Xiao Zhi's face turned hot for the first time, and he sighed secretly in his heart. Fortunately, he didn't think he was using Song Shuo's excuse to laugh at him, otherwise he would be ashamed. Even if he faced Song Shuo, Xiao Zhi would still have to lose face .

After this incident, Xiao Zhi stopped calling Song Shuo so frequently and returned to the normal frequency of communication between the two of them, but the topic of that student Song Shuo couldn't get over it, Xiao Zhi couldn't help it: "I said Teacher Song Ah, this is a gifted student that makes you like it so much, does your student know?

"Song Shuo just laughed and didn't speak.

After half a year like this, Song Shuo's student is still his favorite, Xiao Zhi couldn't help teasing Song Shuo: "Let me tell you, Song Shuo, don't you like this student?"

As soon as Xiao Zhi's words came out, there was no response from the other end, Xiao Zhi's heart sank, it's over!

Song Shuo was silent for a while and said, "It should be."

Xiao Zhi was dumbfounded. Although Song Shuo had been abnormal in the past six months and could be noticed from thousands of miles away, he, a straight man like steel, never thought of this reason anyway.Although Xiao Zhi was immersed in shock, his mind turned quickly.Song Shuo never liked anyone, Xiao Zhi knew this very well, and there was no such thing as Song Shuo having a white moonlight in his heart but hiding it from him, Song Shuo's eyes showed no emotion for anyone.Song Shuo is generally a very warm person, with a gentle personality and doesn't like to get angry. He can chat with anyone, but Xiao Zhi, as the first friend who came into Song Shuo's life, understands it better than anyone else. Song Shuo being nice to everyone means that he maintains his own indifference to everyone, he will help if he can, and stand by if he can't. Song Shuo will not have any psychological pressure.Song Shuo's "doing what he can" is very clever, but he also keeps himself clean.Xiao Zhi and Shan Shan are people who have been there before, and Xiao Zhi can draw a conclusion without hesitation if Song Shuo has hidden love.Later, Xiao Zhi saw Song Shuo and Tang Zhe with his own eyes, and he walked around Song Shuo's living room waiting for Tang Zhe to come over, but Song Shuo sat in the living room indifferently.Half a minute later, Tang Zhe knocked on the door. The moment Xiao Zhi opened the door, he turned around and saw Song Shuo walking over. The smile in his eyes was brighter than any time Xiao Zhi had ever seen.

However, Xiao Zhi is now immersed in surprise that Song Shuo actually has someone he likes!

Although Teacher Yao showed less concern for Song Shuo during his growth stage, he was very accurate in judging people. Song Shuo was entrusted to Xiao Zhi by her, and Xiao Zhi really took Song Shuo to him as she hoped. He understands Song Shuo's personality very well. He understands Song Shuo's growth environment and understands Song Shuo's compromise, so he begins to add a human touch to Song Shuo with a more sense of responsibility than ordinary people.

He and Song Shuo have known each other for six or seven years. With Xiao Zhi's own efforts, he has become the first friend who Song Shuo will not just "do what he can".But this is not enough, Xiao Zhi expects Song Shuo to be tempted more than Song Shuo's parents.But this heartbeat is in big trouble!Compared with gender, the issue of teachers and students is completely unimportant!

Xiao Zhi remembered that he said before that he was not afraid of someone Song Shuo would not be able to catch up with, but in this situation, he was really afraid that he would not be able to catch up...

But "Forget it", Xiao Zhi absolutely couldn't say it to Song Shuo. He struggled for a while and said to Song Shuo, "Then you shouldn't, do you have a score?"

Song Shuo didn't give an answer, and the two hung up the phone.

A week later Song Shuo called Xiao Zhi back, "I like it."

Xiao Zhi's head is getting bigger. At this stage, it is absolutely impossible to ask Song Shuo what he wants to do. Xiao Zhi guessed that Song Shuo didn't think about it well, so he led the topic to that student, what is it called, what is it like? man.

Song Shuo's favorite is Tang Zhe, a freshman who just entered school this year, and Xiao Zhi also listened to Song Shuo's ramblings for half a year, so he generally knew that he was an unreliable and reckless kid.As soon as he found out whether Song Shuo liked a boy or not, his curiosity became several times stronger than before, and he asked, "Do you have any questions?"

No photos, show me! "

Song Shuo said, "I only have his student status, do you want it?"

Hmm... student registration photo is... ID photo?

Xiao Zhi never felt that he was not suave enough. When he was studying, he boasted that he looked better than Pan An when he had nothing to do!It can’t be said that he is not photogenic, but maybe his temperament is too free and easy. On serious occasions like ID photos, one can’t look directly at one ugly one, and there is Song Shuo next to the student. This ID photo can be selected as a school grass Yes, Xiao Zhi felt even more heartbroken.

He said to Song Shuo, "If you, classmate Tang, find out that the first time I saw him was through ID photos, will he beat you to death?"

Song Shuo was very comfortable talking about the topic of "the future", and he smiled and sent Tang Zhe's photo.

Although Xiao Zhi knew that there were not many people with good-looking ID photos, that was Song Shuo's fancy!Xiao Zhi inevitably had extremely high expectations, but he was still taken aback when he got the photo. It was ordinary, too ordinary, just a child who smiled and looked a little silly and immature, not too handsome nor too cute.

Xiao Zhi held back for a while and replied, "It's quite...um...delicate."

Song Shuo smiled happily: "If you can't think of how to praise him, don't force yourself."

Xiao Zhi also laughed, but he couldn't help but have a question in his heart, what does Song Shuo like about this person?

Song Shuo said again: "If there is a chance in the future, I will show you someone. He is much more interesting in person."

It turned out that what attracted Song Shuo was "interesting", and Xiao Zhi encouraged Song Shuo with his own selfishness, "There must be a chance!"

A few months later, Xiao Zhi was still gossiping about the reason why Song Shuo "liked". He didn't get the answer to his question from Song Shuo's few words, and finally couldn't help but asked directly, "Do you really like Tang Zhe? What?"

Xiao Zhi didn't know that Tang Zhe also asked Song Shuo this question two years later, and Song Shuo replied with a philosophical and half-understood answer.

And Tang Zhe didn't know that two years ago, when faced with the same problem, Song Shuo was in a daze for a while, and then came up with a conclusion that Xiao Zhi didn't speak for a long time.

In fact, Song Shuo talked for a long time, detailing all the things that Tang Zhe had done, and all the troubles he caused, and even counted out a lot of bad things, but Xiao Zhi was at a loss when he heard it. Song Shuo suddenly smiled.

He said: "There are so many faults, but I like all these faults together."

END

2017/8/7

The author has something to say:

There are two extra episodes in my mind, a story about Mr. Song being drunk and Tang Zhe confessing to "I'm sorry" Tang Zhe (don't write derailed memes, mental cleanliness can't stand these, I, Mr. Song, are the best in the world good…)

The other one is about Tang Zhe’s three roommates, how they found out, how they treated them and how they worried. By the way, let’s look at the story of Tang Zhe and Mr. Song from these three outsiders.

But I don’t have time right now, I’m afraid I won’t have time to write until after December. "[-]" will come to an end, and I suddenly want to thank myself who insisted on finishing them. I am really happy to finish.

2017.9.21

Today, I was reminded by a friend that it is Programmer's Day. Looking up at the calendar, it is really 1024.Generally, there are two Programmer’s Days now, one is the official Russian festival called Overflow Festival, which is the 256th day of each year, because a byte is eight bits, each has two options of 0/1, which can represent 2 times of 8 in total Fang, which is 256.However, the computer starts from 0, so in fact, 255 is full.The appearance of 256 means that there has been overflow, just like a cup filled with too much water and it will flow out. Overflow will cause many problems (like the launch vehicle Wenli Xiaozhi said), so the 256th day is chosen as the programmer’s festival It’s called Overflow Festival (the one Shan Shan and Xiao Zhi talked about).

The domestic programmer's day is October 24th, taking 2 to the 10th power, 1024.Because the base between B, KB, MB, and GB is 1024, just like the base of centimeter, decimeter, and meter is 10.

I didn’t get the name for the article until I finished writing 1024. At that time, I considered “Maple Sugar Croissant” (the name of the cp on Tang Zhe and Song Shuo’s Weibo). When I wrote the last chapter, I suddenly thought of 1024. At that time, I thought it was such a basic and small number, but as a unit system, it can add countless things, and it can be magnified several times in an instant. The smallest and the largest, the most basic and the most infinite possibilities, How amazing.

Qing Min

2017.10.24 Programmer's Day