When I wake up, I'm married and hostile [Quick wear]

Both Xiao Yijue and Xiao Zhe's souls are too powerful to directly enter the small world, otherwise it will cause the plane to collapse.

Tiandao had already prepared a new shell for the two of them.

After putting on a new shell, the couple set off.

Their honeymoon world this time is the legendary orc world where there is no distinction between men and women, only males and females.Beastmen are divided into female and male. Both are male from the outside, but the female orc has no animal shape and shoulders the heavy responsibility of giving birth. The male orc has a beast shape and is responsible for rough work such as hunting.

The tortoise also gave Xiao Yijue an important point - no matter the female orc orc, they are all tall, big and rough, they are hot!like!pay!match!Particular attention was paid to fertility.

When Xiao Yijue heard this setting at first, the only words that came to mind were "indescribable".

This feeling became stronger when he and Xiao Zhe reached an area similar to a primeval forest.

Isn't it just a three-point-one-line life?Labor, eating, drinking and lazing... and □□...

Xiao Yijue's forehead is covered with black lines. The honeymoon he imagined is to sunbathe with Xiao Zhe at the seaside, go fishing from time to time, go out to the sea for a round, and finally have a wonderful and wonderful time in a seaside hotel. Description... ahem~

The result is...

In the primeval forest, with the sky as the ground and the ground as the bed, wild animal sex... match?The gap is too big!

Xiao Yijue wanted to go back immediately, but was held back by Xiao Zhe.

"Baby, don't worry. I brought a lot of things here, it's a pity not to play..."

"OK then."

Seeing that Xiao Zhe was looking forward to this honeymoon so much, Xiao Yijue couldn't bear to spoil it.

The two found a towering tree and planned to build a tree house on it.

Xiao Zhe looked light, and the storage ring in his hand was already filled with various enjoyment utensils.The tree house was basically handed over to him, Xiao Yijue sat and rested, and took a look at the environment by the way.

They chose an ancient tree close to the water source, under which a stream gurgled, and beside the stream was dense vegetation—the vegetation in the beastman world was several times larger than in the normal world, and the air was naturally much better.

Xiao Yijue took a deep breath of fresh air, and suddenly felt pretty good.

But I don't know if it's his illusion... His shell seems to be... taller than Xiao Zhe? ? ?

After half a day, Xiao Zhe built the tree house.He smoothed out the small wooden thorns on the floor one by one, and spread a soft blanket. The whole tree house is spacious and comfortable, with a good view.

As for some furniture, there are also storage rings.On the eve of departure, Xiao Zhe specially bought a spree of potato chips and various snacks.

After finishing these, he took Xiao Yijue to hunt.Then they found a key problem, no bow, no arrow, nothing...

"You want to fight hand-to-hand?" Xiao Yijue asked suspiciously.

Xiao Zhe looked embarrassed: "It seems that I can only fight hand-to-hand..."

So Xiao Yijue witnessed a hand-to-hand battle between his lover and a wild boar.

In the end, Xiao Zhe grabbed the two horns of the wild boar and successfully lifted the poor Hen Chirp.

Xiao Yijue almost screamed with a "poof".

"Today I want to eat roast suckling pig." He said with a smile.

"it is good."

Xiao Zhe stunned the wild boar with one hand, carried it on his shoulder, and prepared to go back to make dinner.

The two passed through the thick vegetation, and when they were about to reach the tree house, they were stopped by a group of orcs.

The upper body of these orcs is naked, and the lower body is only surrounded by a circle of turf skirts. They all have dark skin and relatively deep facial features, a bit like orangutans before they evolved into adults...

Xiao Yijue was able to understand their speech because he carried the language converter of Transcendence Division with him.

"That male, trash!"

"How can a female carry prey..."

"It's too hateful, I want to duel with him!"

"What a beautiful female, even more beautiful than Daya!"

……

Xiao Yijue: "..."

He finally knew what was wrong.Dogs are better than heaven!This shell is absolutely male!

Then, Xiao Zhe's shell is...

Looking back, my lover's face was as black as coal.

Before the two had finished digesting this fact, a strong and tall orc had already rushed towards Xiao Yijue.He held a spear in his hand, and let out a beast's roar.

The corner of Xiao Yijue's mouth curled into a sneer, and he didn't dodge it.Of course he understood what the orc said - "Female, mine!"

Who the fuck is yours!It's clearly mine!

The spear stabbed at him in the blink of an eye, and he pulled it with one hand, pulling the orc to the front, then raised his leg and kicked an orc weighing about [-] to [-] kilograms away dozens of meters away.

"Mine!" Xiao Yijue hugged Xiao Zhe, pressed a kiss on his cheek, and swore sovereignty domineeringly.

Today, he is Xiao. Long Aotian. The Emperor of the Underworld. Yijue!

Xiao Zhe leaned shyly in his arms, the wild boar had long been thrown to the ground and turned into a dead pig.

The orcs were dumbfounded.

Barlow, the number one warrior of the tribe, was actually defeated by this skinny little male?Only one move?

At this time, the orc who was kicked over there barely stood up while supporting the tree.

Howling angrily, he transformed into a beast under the gaze of a group of people, and rushed towards Xiao Yijue again.His beast form is a winged tiger with strong limbs and extremely sharp claws.

Xiao Yijue dodged a claw sideways, and quickly went around behind him to grab the tail.

The orc was in so much pain that he wanted to break free, but he flew up under a strong force.He hugged his paw in panic, circled and circled in the air, and finally hugged the big tree before again in a embarrassed posture.

Dizzy, I don't know whether it was knocked or dizzy.

The orcs were completely stunned.

Xiao Yijue sneered and said, "This is my female! I won't pursue today's matter for now, get out!"

The orcs hurriedly carried Barlow up and fled back to the tribe in a hurry.

After they left-

Xiao Zhe gritted his teeth: "Heavenly way!"

You know, female orcs are generally smaller than male orcs, how can he show off his glory! ! !Xiao Zhe regretted it unceasingly, he should have gone back earlier, so as to avoid such embarrassment, it would be terrible!

Xiao Yijue covered his mouth and laughed: "I'm sorry, I can't help it..."

Xiao Zhe's expression at the moment was too funny, as if he had learned the face-changing skill without a teacher, his face turned from green to black and back again, and his expression was even more indescribable, as if he had eaten some unknown substance.

"How about... Let's go back?" He asked shyly.

Xiao Yijue looked at him with a smile that wasn't a smile: "You're here, you must stay here, right?"

Xiao Zhe was silent, he finally realized what it meant to shoot himself in the foot.

"Ok."

He thought: If he can't beat Tiandao to death after returning home, his surname will not be Xiao!

Tiandao, far away in another small world, suddenly sneezed, who is scolding me?

……

After disembowelling the wild boar, removing the viscera and cleaning it, Xiao Zhe cut off the meat on both sides of the pig's spine. The meat in this part is the inner muscle, which is all lean meat and requires no effort to roast.

Xiao Yijue couldn't eat the roast suckling pig that Xiao Yijue wanted. This wild boar was too big to cook.Xiao Zhe had no choice but to make barbecue for him.

He also cut off the belly of the pig, intending to cook half of it as a roast and half as a stir-fry.The pork belly is pork belly, which is very crispy when roasted, and more fragrant when fried.Don't worry about starting a fire, there is a lighter.

Soon, wisps of fragrance wafted in the air, the burnt meat and the fragrance of various seasonings quickly aroused Xiao Yijuan's greediness.

The barbecue made a "sizzling" sound on the stone, and a drop of hot oil fell into the fire, and was swallowed by the dancing flames in an instant.The color of the meat is very good, the skin is burnt and buttery, and it is very delicious just by looking at it.

Xiao Zhe kept turning his wrists, his expression focused.The firelight cast shadows on the contours of his face, but instead added a bit of gentleness to him.

Xiao Yijue squatted beside him, his atrium was occupied by an emotion called satisfaction.

"All right."

He handed the barbecue to Xiao Yijue, "Be careful it's hot."

Xiao Yijue took a bite, the meat was delicious, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, the aroma of cumin mixed with the meat exploded on the tip of the tongue, greatly pleasing the hungry taste buds.

"You eat too."

While Xiao Zhe was grilling meat, Xiao Yijue was feeding him.The two roasted and fed, but they also formed a surprisingly harmonious scene.

A fat pig was quickly eaten up.

Half an hour after drinking and eating, Xiao Zhe made a pot of green tea, and he and Xiao Yijue each had a cup.Green tea relieves greasiness, and it is perfect with barbecue.

Xiao Yijue leaned on his shoulder, and the two of them sat on the tree and watched the stars.

It is worth mentioning that there is a starry sky in the orc world——

Dots of stars twinkle and flicker in the dark night, flickering and flickering, faint halos spread in the sky, adding countless mysteries and beauty to this silent night, so vast and serene.The surroundings are quiet, and the only thing that can be heard is the "rustling" sound of the wind blowing through the leaves, as well as the sound of each other's heartbeat and breathing.

Xiao Yijue asked softly: "To be honest, did you fall in love with me at first sight?"

"I don't know," Xiao Zhe felt his face was burning hot, "It's just a wonderful feeling, you know...you are the first person to touch my place..."

As he spoke, he pulled Xiao Yijue's hand to his left chest.

"It's still hard."

Xiao Yijue also pulled his hand over, "It's still soft now."

The two smiled at each other.

The surrounding air suddenly became dry, with an unknown meaning.

Xiao Zhe's eyes dimmed suddenly, he grabbed his lover's lips, turned over, and slowly pressed down.

——Pull the light here——

When it was over, Xiao Yijue broke out in hot sweat, was sticky all over, and was out of breath.

His eyes were full of tears, the feeling deep in his body was too stimulating, his lacrimal glands couldn't be controlled at all, and he could only "tick-tick" tears with the rhythm.

His waist and legs were so sore, Xiao Zhe was kneeling to give him a massage.

But pressing and pressing, those hands pressed where they shouldn't be.

"Beast." He glared at Xiao Zhe angrily.

Xiao Zhe tensed somewhere.

Before losing consciousness, Xiao Yijue only remembered that his lover said to him:

"You stole it from the first meeting, little liar."

The author has something to say:

Pull the light, pull the light, I don't drive~

Then in the new article, I temporarily decided to have no CP, but no CP is really cold~

I'm still hesitating... Either use the hammer as an attack, or have no CP... I'm so entangled and annoying

It may become the main attack, what is your opinion?

The new article has been saved for 3, and it is estimated that the opening of the article can be as long as 6, bless Shun V (bragging is not illegal)