[Comprehensive] IF masters have retired

Lixiang was reluctant to eat the chocolate that Dagou gave.

As a return gift on Valentine's Day, it is chocolate in the shape of intimate earrings. Compared with pure chocolate, it has a little more ambiguity and ingenuity, which makes people even more reluctant to eat it.

At the beginning, Lixiang planned to put the chocolate given to him by the other party in Chaldea's refrigerator.

This idea was given up immediately after he opened the refrigerator and saw that it was full of densely packed bottles and jars with strange colors.

He closed the door of the refrigerator, and a feeling rose in his heart: ah, a sense of gratitude that he escaped from birth.

The refrigerator he opened seemed to be dedicated to Heroic Spirits, and the things in it were not things that could be put in the refrigerator under normal circumstances.

This gave Fujimaru Tachika a warning: the refrigerator is a public area to some extent, no matter what it is, from the moment he puts it in the refrigerator, his fate is no longer under the control of his master.

Therefore, Lixiang immediately withdrew her hand holding the chocolate gift box, and silently closed the refrigerator door.

At the same time, he also reminded him: I have to find an opportunity to tell everyone that it is not enough to have an exclusive refrigerator for heroic spirits, and a storage room must be specially prepared for those heroic spirits who are particularly lethal in terms of things that can be imported.

He walked towards the dormitory with the chocolate that the big dog gave him.

Fortunately, the weather is still cool now—no, Chaldea in Antarctica can be called cool at any time.

The chocolate earrings are temporarily staying in Lixiang's bedroom.

It aroused the high vigilance of everyone in Chaldea.

Originally, on Valentine's Day, Lixiang sent out and received a large number of chocolates, and the gifts that could be treated specially in return were even rarer.

Return gifts that could be brought into his bedroom were even rarer.

Seeing Lixiang walking towards the bedroom with a gift box in her arms, everyone (no, only you master fanatics would pay attention to such things) widened their eyes, wishing to have the function of seeing through to see who gave it return gift.

As the former owner of the gift box, Cu Chulainn could of course recognize that it was his own box.

However, he is a lucky E. This attribute is a heroic spirit engraved in his genes. Cu Chulainn did not dare to be too careless at this time. He was fully aware of the world's malice towards him. The moment before he opened his mouth and smiled triumphantly, His intuition told him: Obscene and developed, you can't be promiscuous.

The wretched and well-developed Cu Chulainn squatted for several days in charge of the trash can in the Fujimaru Tachika dormitory area. His aura was somewhat similar to that of the inspector aunt who stood next to the trash can when he went out to sort the garbage.

No silvery white chocolate wrappers.

Cu Chulainn swung his head, and the earrings swayed following his movements. The two earrings clattered, drawing different arcs around his head. Not to Cu Chulainn himself.

Mistake, Master doesn't intend to eat the chocolate he sent.

Then how will the little surprise he prepared be discovered by the Master?

Celtic hunk, under the rough appearance, has the secret of how to make a woman's heart.

Oh, Cu Chulainn thought of a certain Fergus who dared to give a cocktail and a hotel room key as a gift on Valentine's Day. He thought about it and decided to take back what he just said.

The man who intuitively and rudely made the behavior of "dating?" is indeed a Celtic hunk!What is the secret to making a woman's heart beat (of course men can do the same)!nonexistent!

After waiting for another three days, Lixiang still had no sign of eating the chocolate he gave, and Cu Chulainn couldn't wait any longer, so he decided to take the initiative.

The master of Chaldea has been dealing with the love of the heroic spirits on Valentine's Day these days.

He has tried his best to control it, but he still can't restrain his tendency to gain weight.

Fortunately, not all heroic spirits like to use traditional chocolate as a return gift. He turned the calories he ate into motivation for organizing and storing, and finally sorted out all the gifts before March came.

Cu Chulainn, who couldn't bear it anymore, finally found a suitable opportunity and came to ask the master of Chaldea what happened.

The Master of Chaldea has been waiting for this day for a long time.

The gap between Lucky E and Lucky EX is beyond Cu Chulainn's imagination.

He sat on the table with his hands propped up, held his chin, and looked at Cu Chulainn with a smile.

Like a hunter waiting for a rabbit.

The difference is that Lixiang's eyes are full of determination - he knows that Cu Chulainn will come tonight.

"Coming?" He asked with a smile, his tone was natural, and he didn't react too excitedly to a grown man groping into his room in the middle of the night.

Cu Chulainn froze his body, and his red eyes, which were originally as beautiful as jewels, also stopped in one place.

His eyes rested on Lixiang's lips.

There is no ambiguous meaning, but pure shock.

Li Xiang gently held his earrings between his lips.

Cu Chulainn subconsciously wanted to silence the earrings under his earlobe.

It turned out that it was discovered.

Thinking of this, he breathed a sigh of relief.

The town said in a frivolous way: "When did you know?"

His return Valentine's Day gift was a pair of chocolate earrings, as it was supposed to be.

But when he was putting the gift into the gift box, he accidentally saw the genuine and fake earrings, which were absolutely indistinguishable from the outside, and got distracted.

Take off one of the earrings on your ear and exchange it with the chocolate in the gift box.

How else to put it: Celtic hunk, good at pleasing people.

Li Xiang let go, holding the earrings firmly in his hand, his face was full of leisure: "You can't know this kind of thing just by looking at it."

What's more, it's not that he hasn't gone out to fight with Cu Chulainn these few days, and the other's earrings that shake and have completely different textures need to be guessed.

Lixiang is the person in charge of this conversation. After answering Cu Chulainn's question, Lixiang will not allow the initiative to be in the hands of the other party, and he immediately throws out his own question.

"Are you here for the earrings, or—something else?"

He stood up, so that his eyes were parallel with Cu Chulainn.

The pajamas on his body drew a charming arc in front of Cu Chulainn.

Cu Chulainn himself didn't realize the sliding of his Adam's apple, he couldn't help showing his fangs like a bulldog, his tongue pressed against his teeth, grazed his gums, and passed his lips.

Then Lixiang's lips.

Of course he was—all of them.

Lixiang didn't want to see the gift from Cu Chulainn (caster) on the training ground at all.

God knows why, the C dog who loves melee combat so much will become a caster!

Also, what kind of druid staff is the return gift on Valentine's Day!

Your Cu Chulainn (caster) is a pollution-free and pollution-free gun in your hand!In the hands of my Fujimaru Tachika, it is a crutch!

The staff that should exist as a tool for casting spells is crying!I'm really crying!

Originally, Cu Chulainn (caster) didn't like to teach students. He struggled to survive under the hands of famous teachers since he was a child (Skadi: Huh?), and he was really not good at handling the teacher-student relationship.

If, as Lixiang's teacher, he made the other party angry, respectful and fearful by mistake, wouldn't the gain outweigh the loss?

This kind of thinking changed after the two stood on the training ground because of the Valentine's Day gift.

As the master, Lixiang is very conniving with the c dog's preference in terms of offensive methods, and as a student being taught, Lixiang may not be talented enough (this is compared with the talents of the heroic spirits), but well-behaved and diligent enough.

Seeing too many thorns—and Cu Chulainn (caster), who is even a thorn himself, gradually found joy in teaching.

Of course, the fundamental reason was that Li Xiang was able to accompany him to practice melee combat with a stick.

The blood of the spearmen is burning!

Swordsman is not unacceptable!

Hey, Fujimaru Tachika who indulged this guy's mess, as the master, do you realize that you two came to the training ground, and you came to learn rune magic from Cu Chulainn (caster)!

Saying that he didn't want to see the gift from Cu Chulainn on the training ground, Li Xiang's body still clenched his cane very honestly.

Cu Chulainn (caster) launched an attack, and he didn't have the habit of notifying the master in advance. Compared with theoretical knowledge, the Celts believe in practice.

When your brain can't turn around, just use your body to perceive it!

When he first came here on the first day, Fujimaru Tachika was indeed caught off guard by the opponent's sudden attack. Knowing today, he can still remember the sight of Cu Chulainn (caster) in the air after he came out of the training room with a bruised nose and a swollen face. The sudden surge of murderous intent.

Fortunately, with continuous efforts day by day, the visible scars on his body began to decrease, and Cu Chulainn (caster) finally saved his life before everyone in Chaldea couldn't help but strike.

The Druid's staff he gave Lixiang felt good and was very easy to use. Lixiang didn't even have time to untie the cloth wrapped around it, and raised the staff to catch Cu Chulainn's blow.

After all, it is a mortal body, even if the body is strengthened through magic, it is still impossible to head-to-head with the heroic spirit.

Lixiang didn't choose to fight, and saw the moment when Cu Chulainn raised his hand to attack, he seized the right moment, and turned around to avoid the opponent's next blow.

Cu Chulainn didn't intend to put water in this kind of place. In his opinion, compared to soft magic, it is more practical for a human like Fujimaru Tatsuka to exercise more physically.

Physical fitness does not only refer to combat power, but the ability to spot the enemy's attack and preserve one's own ability to the maximum extent.

Two people usually have a fight - or it is more appropriate to describe it as chasing each other, Cu Chulainn will control the time within 15 minutes.

He believes that the situation of facing the enemy directly is often when there are no heroic spirits around the master.

And after the master is in danger, if the heroic spirit fails to come back within 15 minutes, then don't work hard.

Just wait to die.

After 15 minutes, the Heroic Spirit still couldn't return to the Master's side, which meant that the opponent had a much higher combat power than him, and could hold him back so easily.

Otherwise, with similar combat power, it is still very possible for the heroic spirits to fight each other with death and win the chance to escape with their lives.

Of course, there is no need to tell Fujimaru Tachika these details.

Fujimaru Tachika didn't ask either. In the past process of saving the world, he had already realized deeply: knowing too much nothing good will happen.

In today's chasing and chasing session, it seems that Fujimaru Tachika was well prepared. He pursed his lips the whole time, trying to control his body to dodge Cu Chulainn's attack. He was no longer as embarrassed and hasty as the first time, even There is also a sense of calmness that is under control.

Of course, Cu Chulainn also felt the calmness of the other party. He raised his eyebrows, and his eyes shone with an increasingly arrogant light.

"Master—"

He shouted in a light voice.

Lixiang's intuition sensor sounded, and he who was running away didn't even think about it, suddenly his left foot was short, and his whole body was like a rice ball in the hand of the master, rolling it smoothly, wrapping it into a ball Sushi, gurgling and rolling to the side.

This side was the opposite direction of the rune magic ballistic that Cu Chulainn fired.

"Not bad!" Cu Chulainn smiled happily, happy for Lixiang's reaction.

Li Xiang held the druid's staff and didn't stop his rotation. When he was dizzy, he even laughed and muttered: "There are even better ones."

What could be better?

Cu Chulainn turned around abruptly, and saw two rune missiles slashed across his cheeks.

"Haha—hahahaha!" He laughed loudly, silently counting the world in his heart, exactly 15 minutes.

He touched his face, no accident, although these are two magic bullets suppressed by Lixiang with all his magic power, the effect is still there.

Blood overflowed from the wound, and the blood red added a special charm to his handsome face.

More...bloody.

Also sexier.

He came to Lixiang, carried the staff he used as an attack (literally) on his shoulders, and held the staff lazily with both hands. He squatted down, looked at Lixiang who was a little embarrassed, and said with a smile: " Not bad, Master."

In order to prevent sand from getting into his eyes, Lixiang closed his eyes just now, and when he heard Dog C's praise, he quietly opened them all the time.

What catches the eye is Cu Chulainn's (caster's) face with a gratified and excited smile.

"Did you get it?" He blurted out without thinking.

"It's hit," Cu Chulainn stretched out a hand to wipe off the wound on his cheek, and affirmed: "Although this is true, but the first thing you noticed when you opened it, Master, is this. It's kind of sad."

Lixiang... I believe you a ghost.

When he was mercilessly beaten up by this guy before, he didn't beg for mercy, but this guy's heart is as hard as iron, because he was given face, he was injured by Fujimaru Tachika!Bloodshed!Is there still less!

"Hahaha!" Lixiang laughed happily, "Are you sad? Just be sad!"

The master's progress was indeed great, and Cu Chulainn allowed the other party to laugh so presumptuously for a full minute.

Reluctantly, once the farmer turned himself into the master, just one minute seemed not enough for Lixiang to vent all his grievances in the past.

Cu Chulainn felt that his legs were going to go numb.

He could only find a way to stop the other party from making noise.

He stuck out his tongue to hook the blood on his hand, pinched Lixiang's chin and sent his own blood over.

He was squatting, and Li Xiang was half prone on the ground.

Being kissed by him like this, the sudden attack made Lixiang soften his waist by surprise, his face was flushed, and he almost turned back into the shape of sushi.

"you--"

The sobs were all swallowed, and there was something else in the smell of blood.

"I didn't expect that, the chick at that time has grown up." Cu Chuulin (caster) ended the kiss, and quickly broke away from the identity of a tender boyfriend. He rubbed Lixiang's head, showing his rare warmth.

"Well done, my Master."

The druid's staff in Lixiang's hand separated the distance between the two of them, yearning for the other's warm big hand, and at the same time, allocated more energy to suppress the heat on his body.

This man is really good at it.

This is probably the reason why Lixiang would let her boyfriend into the room every night, despite being so ruthless in the training room.

Tsk, the taste of dog food appeared in his mouth.

The author has something to say:

C dog looks more lustful than big dog!

In fact, there is an old dog, but when I think about him now, I only have the four characters "Beast Special Attack" in my mind.

awful!old dog!awful!

OK, next guest!

(Pudio ruthless author)