I'm domineering in Yokohama

Dazai learned that the dwarf came back from a business trip today, and skillfully touched the door.When changing shoes at the porch, I found something was wrong. In addition to the cub's small shoes, there were two pairs of men's shoes put together.The size of the shoes fit the dwarf's size, and the style he liked.

He sniffed his nose.

There is still a vague smell of alcohol in the room. Is it because I drank too much and mistakenly took out other shoes when changing indoor shoes and found that they were wrong and did not put them back?

Change your shoes.

When Dazai took off his coat and was about to hang it on the rack, he found that there were still two hats hanging on it, and he felt a little puzzled.The dwarf hasn't bought another hat since the cub gave orange-haired daddy 'Hatman' a present.The hat spirit can change its shape to meet any preferences of the owner.

He greeted: "Hello, Mr. Hat."

One of the hats shook as a greeting, it didn't like to talk, and was silent most of the time like a real hat.

Enter the living room.

Dazai found a lot of shopping bags on the coffee table and indoors, and glanced at the labels on the bags.Most of them are small skirts bought for cubs, and a few are brands that dwarves like.Seeing a few bags left alone, Dazai walked over and looked at him with a smile on his face. He was a little happy in his heart. The clothes were the size he was wearing. It seemed that the dwarf didn't forget him when he was shopping.

Just

He muttered suspiciously: "Why do you buy two sets of the same style and color?" He looked at other bags, and there were about five or six pieces of clothes he bought, but the strange thing was that each style had the same two bags. pieces.And the separate placement according to the same style is more like a gift to be given to two people separately.

"No meow..."

A cub whimpered from inside.

Dazai let go of the doubts in his heart and walked quickly towards the room. This humming sound was a sign of bedwetting, and he didn't want to wash the sheets by hand anymore.After entering the bedroom, he lifted the quilt and wanted to carry the cub to the bathroom to solve his physical problems, but was shocked by the situation on the bed.

"Fuck!"

He rubbed his eyes.

Open your eyes and look over again.

"Two Chuyas?" Dazai stretched out his hands to pinch Chuya's face on the left and Chuya's face on the right. The two hands felt really scary, and what was even more frightening was that the similarity of the hands could not be distinguished.In addition to the same appearance, even the bad posture and expression after falling asleep are exactly the same.

Dazed for a few seconds.

Reminiscent of the two pairs of shoes and two hats at the entrance, buying two copies of the same style and color, Dazai instantly figured out that one of them might also come from a parallel world.

blinked.

He ordered the bandages on the cub and said: "Bandages, take the cutie to the bathroom, don't come in later and let her sleep directly in Mr. Hat's den." The bandages quickly stretched and condensed into a 'mummy' appearance' The doll left the room holding the cub.

"Two of them."

Dazai tore off the bow tie and unbuttoned two shirts, climbed onto the bed and squeezed in the middle, and put both Nakaya in his arms.If it is replaced by another strange breath, even if the drunk consciousness is not clear, the body that has already formed an instinct will attack and quickly wake up.But 'Chuya' has set up a 'white list' for the breath of 'Dazai', even if he is in the 'dirty' unconscious state, it will not hurt him.

So it is easy to achieve a left and right hug.

enjoy will.

Dazai ordered: "Bandage No. [-]." The bandage wrapped around his wrist extended a section of bandage to wrap around the phone.This is a bandage counts.Let's move around, but it doesn't have wisdom, can act autonomously, and doesn't have a learning mode. The master orders one action, and he has been used as the cameraman "No. [-]".

Kiss Zhongye on the left, then kiss Zhongye on the right.

When he was about to do something else, a prompt popped up on his phone, indicating that the photos stored in the cloud had been backed up.This is the 'virus' he installed in the mobile phone of the orange-haired dad. Whenever he sends a message or takes a photo and calls, it will automatically back up a copy and send it to his mobile phone regularly.

Click on the photo album.

The first thing that catches the eye is the photo of 'myself' proudly showing off hugging left and right. The smile on Dazai's face froze immediately, and as he flipped through the pages, his smile gradually darkened.When the sourness in his heart accumulated to the back, he even leaked a trace of murderous intent, and then woke up the drunk Zhong, who was directly kicked down by the two.

"Hmm."

The orange-haired dad and the top cadre were instantly awake when they were stimulated by the murderous aura, but they reacted differently when they saw that the 'enemy' was Dazai.The orange-haired dad directly threw a pillow at it: "Fuck, disturbing my dream!" The top cadre didn't respond because it wasn't his own 'Dazai'.

Dazai got angry when he thought that his head was 'green', and he successfully held up his mobile phone and asked, "What's wrong with this photo? You cheated!"

Zhong Ye couldn't be straight, but he was very angry: "I'm not married to you again, you're cheating!" He belatedly realized that Dazai was holding his own ID mobile phone, and this person had a history of installing location on his mobile phone. Then I realized what was going on: "Fuck, you moved my phone again!"

"what!"

Dazai lowered his head and searched for photos on his phone, and when he found one, he shouted loudly in front of his orange-haired dad, "Look!"

Zhong also glanced at it, and the three words [marriage session] at the head were very dazzling. The handwriting and signature of the filled-in information were written by him, "Fuck!" When did he write this?

Dazai blurted out, "May NO.20!"

The orange-haired grandpa thought for a moment. When he was on a business trip, Dazai flew abroad to date him on this Valentine's Day.I was very happy that day, had a meal and drank some wine, ah, he remembered, he seemed to have signed something when he drank too much.

"I still have the recording!"

Dazai clicked on another recording.

【I, Nakahara Chuya, hiccup... agree to marry Dazai, Ji, hiccup! 】

Zhong Ye's face suddenly burned.

Although he did, he made trouble unreasonably, "I'm drunk, it doesn't count!"

Then I was slapped in the face by the next recording, [I, as a mafia cadre, hiccup, even if I'm drunk, hiccup, promise, daughter... I will never go back on my word! 】

Dazai said loudly, "You just cheated, you scumbag!"

Zhong Ye said louder: "Oh, I'm cheating, let's get a divorce!"

Dazai: "!!!"

Dazai's heart was full of anger, and he was trying to reason, when suddenly the cub's cries came from outside.The two of them stopped arguing immediately, and the cub seldom cried, so something must have happened if it cried so much.The top cadres who were onlookers also went out, and the three of them saw the cub disappear as soon as they went out.

This is not the time to be angry.

Dazai held the hands of the two Chuyas. In order to prevent the cub from being lost for another 'ten years', he exchanged some kind of props that could instantly teleport to the designated person with the killer who beat the enemy.

They just landed.

I saw the cub crying and throwing himself into the arms of the leader Zai who was working bald, "Papa, don't become Dazai sauce."

The leader Zai saw the three people who suddenly appeared, but the cub was crying so hard, he hugged the cub and coaxed, "What Dazai-chan?"

Jasmine wept and gestured, "I dreamed that papa fell from a high place, and with a click, it turned into Dazai sauce on the ground."