I'm domineering in Yokohama

Seeing Dazai come out, Chuya asked vigilantly and tentatively, "What are you doing?" Just now he was asked to take the cub away first, and stay alone to talk to the Dimensional Witch.

It feels like there is a conspiracy.

The Dimensional Witch runs the [Wish] shop, and I always feel that Dazai will trade some 'crazy' things to punish him.It's not persecution paranoia, it's what happened every day during the three years they've been together.Killing each other has become their daily routine, just like if he seized the opportunity, he would step back mercilessly.

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Dazai turned his head with a cheerful smile: "Ask how the witch can die easily and happily." He said with regret again: "Just now I begged the witch's 'sister' to strangle my neck, but unfortunately I was rejected."

"The movement is too difficult." Nakaya finally caught an opportunity to mock Dazai because of his height, and laughed mercilessly: "It's uncomfortable to bend over and pinch your neck."

Dazai's face darkened.

Although his current height is 1.8 meters, compared with Zhongye's 1.6 meters, he is already the peak height and enough to be proud of for a lifetime.But the dimensional witch, Yuko Ichihara, this woman is over 1.9 meters tall!Forget it, she still wore a pair of 10cm high heels today!

that gap...

He finally experienced how Nakaya looked at him.

It's okay for a man, but even Dazai will be hurt if he is looked down upon by a woman.

The atmosphere fell silent.

The two blacks tacitly turned over the topic of height that caused harm to both of them.

Dazai changed the subject and complained: "What fulfillment [wish] is simply fraud! It's fine if you don't strangle me, buy poison that can be euthanized. There is no medicine."

China also believes.

Eighty percent of what Dazai said is true, but the matter is definitely not that simple, and he must have concealed [-]% of the conspiracy. He raised his toes slightly: "If you want to die, I can kick your head right now and send you to hell."

"Wow, Zhong Ye is so scary."

Dazai backed away to dodge Chuya's kicking technique that suddenly came over, the friction generated by the wind made his face so painful that the force could be seen, and his brain would really explode if he hit it hard.

"Tsk, don't hide if you want to die." Chuya pouted.

Dazai raised his hand in surrender.

He leaned over and poked the face of the cub in his arms lightly. He fell asleep after playing just now, and his voice subconsciously softened: "I made an appointment with the little cutie to see this year's jasmine bloom. , I will try my best to live until the flowers bloom." The jasmine potted plant that Sen kidnapped a young girl to watch "Romance Blooms" has been planted for ten years, and it has just formed small flower buds, and it will bloom in a month.

China also cannot deny this.

Carefully adjusted the holding position slightly so that the cub could sleep more comfortably.Even if the cub is sleeping with his eyes closed, his eyes are always subconsciously looking towards her right eye from time to time, as if he can see the same color of blue as his inside through the eyelids, and at the same time, he unconsciously always looks at her right eye. wink.

Dazai noticed his little trick.

He suddenly said: "I made a deal with the witch just now." Then without waiting for a question, he said straightforwardly: "Jasmine won't get lost when she leaves in the future."

"Really?" Zhong also was really surprised.

"The souls of [indigenous peoples] in the world are all imprinted with [hukou registration]. Little cutie didn't have a household registration before, but now she's registered." Dazai pointed to his right eye, and said in a tone almost whispering: "It fell on us. in the household registration."

Correctly speaking.

In the past, Jasmine was able to travel to other worlds through casual drilling, and apart from the relatively weak space barriers in the gaps, the world itself also rejected her as a [black household].It is not wrong for Fukuzawa to say that she is a dandelion seed. The [household registration] on her body was also formatted after being directly impacted by the burst of energy spewed by Huangba and washed clean.She doesn't belong to every world, and she doesn't stay in other worlds for long every time, constantly drifting with the wind.

It's only now taking root.

I understand it too!

Confirmingly, he asked: "Will you lose contact in the future?"

You can contact the cub anywhere in this world by relying on the shikigami contract. If the signal is a bit weak in other worlds, the signal will be blocked in special places.

"not only that."

Dazai stopped playing tricks and went straight to a big welfare broadcast: "Little cutie's time flow will be consistent with ours in the future." Before the cub, firstly, it was because she did not have a household registration, and secondly, the time of the body was stopped. Following the local flow of time, this results in a few days for the cubs and years for them.

Dazai took off the coat that was draped over his shoulders and covered the cub: "If she goes out to play in the future, she won't let us wait another ten years."

Nakaya wrapped the cub up, and the jacket still carried the residual body temperature of Dazai, and this warm temperature directly reached the bottom of his heart.

Suddenly remembered something, Chuya asked: "Then what price did you pay?" When the cubs were playing, they chatted with the witch, and the other party's code of conduct was equal exchange.

Dazai blinked.

Puffing up her steamed bun face, she poked at the cub's steamed stuffed bun face of the same style: "The 'sister' was proposed by the cutie, and she gave a discount as a 'fiancée'. We have paid the price with 'sight' just now."

Zhong Ye: "..."

He is also very helpless about the cub's full-level skill of "sultry".

It's enough to put it on other fathers with daughters, and to guard against the male funny outside.Being a father to a cub requires not only guarding against the male Forney, but also the female Forney.Not only that, her dating circle is wider than Yokohama's waters, and she has to guard against the real Forney.In addition to Forney, guard against breeders who have evolved from 'Bamboo Horse' to 'Daddy'.In short, being a father to a cub is really tiring, and you have to compete for jobs!

Dazai called out in a low voice, "Chuya."

Chuya: "???"

"Actually, there is one more thing, little cutie..." Dazai's voice suddenly paused, and then there was a playful look in his eyes: "I put a mark on you."

He held up his phone and tapped it.

Following Dazai's line of sight, Chuya noticed his pants.The color of the crotch is darker than that of the side, and the map is gradually expanding... No, the cub urinates!

"Hahaha goose goose!!!"

Dazai laughed out loud.

Chuya quickly wrapped the cub's buttocks with Dazai's coat, and said angrily, "Don't even want your coat!"

Dazai's eyes darkened for a moment, and then returned to gloating in an instant: "I didn't pee my pants anyway. On the crotch." He shook his phone, "Well, next week, the material for "This Week's Invincibility" is available."

Chuya: "!!!"

Nakaya kicked it straight up, mercilessly, "Go to hell, bastard Dazai! Why are you waiting for the flowers to bloom? Now go to hell and make flower mud for me, and I will laugh with the little princess to watch the flowers !"

"It's disgusting to be kicked to death by a violent slug of a pitch-black ultra-tiny creature." Dazai had already predicted the attack and dodged it skillfully, and started the double-black bickering mode while running: "I've decided, I To die in love with a beautiful woman! You can still be together on the road to Huangquan. Well, this idea is awesome!"

"In the future, when you die, you can find a beautiful woman to die in love."

"Give me a lonely and miserable death in a corner, expose my corpse to the wilderness, be swallowed by wild animals and restore it to organic fertilizer, and you can also contribute to the environment, you female public enemy!" The runaway mode was also instantly turned on.

Dazai can't compete in physical skills, but he has a mouth: "The witch said that the little cutie is having fun in the dream world recently, and the physical problems are a little hard to distinguish between dreams and reality. She is only small now. If she is big..."

Zhong Ye: "..."

Zhong Ye was not in the mood to kill him immediately.

He cursed a little nervously: "You're running a fart, go and stop a car!" They walked directly from the mission site before, and the journey back was a bit far.

He jumped back to the apartment.

After tidying up the cubs and putting them to sleep again, both of them collapsed on the sofa tiredly, and woke up suddenly while giving her a bath in the middle.Although I am not so afraid of water anymore, I still hate water sticking to my body.

"Ding-dong-"

When Zhong Ye heard the text message, he took out his mobile phone and glanced at it, and immediately kicked Dazai next to him with anger: "When did you bind my card for online shopping!"

Dazai got up and moved to the sofa next to him, and corrected: "It's not that my account was secretly bound to your card, but that he directly logged into Zhongya's account to shop. There is still an essential difference between the two."

What's the difference?

It's all his money to buy things!

"Yep."

Dazai smiled awkwardly and said, "The difference is quite big to me. For example, when you send something by mail, you write your name on it. When the item arrives, you will be called. You are also the one who picks up the package."

Chuya: "!!!"

Hey!

I was a little tired from the tossing just now, and Zhong also decided to temporarily let Goubi's partner go, and save it for ten times the return next time.He glanced at the shopping reminder on his mobile phone again and asked curiously: "Dazai, what are you buying a digital screen for?" Seeing that the price was still the top one, he asked, "Did you buy it for the little princess to paint?"

The cub likes to draw very much. Except for the drawing paper, the walls of the house are all covered with paintings. Later, they simply replaced the wallpapers with white ones. When the paintings are full, they are peeled off and a new layer is pasted.

Dazai didn't answer this question, but instead changed the topic: "Chuya, you're going to fly to the west early tomorrow morning for a business trip, right?"

Chuya: "!!!"

Hey!

Because the matter of the cub was interrupted, he almost forgot about it.There is a problem with the transportation line of the branch of the foreign gang black in the west, and the cadres need to go to deal with the suppression. This is the itinerary that was scheduled yesterday, and he spent most of the day today handing over some matters at hand to Dazai.

Dazai cautiously echoed what Chuya said before, "Chuya, work hard, it's better to stay up miserable and die suddenly to make flower mud, then my cutie and I will be happy to watch the flowers bloom."

He Dazai won't suffer from anything he eats!

Zhong Ye: "..."

Zhong also is not in the mood to argue with him now, and has no time to kill him.In addition to temporarily handing over part of the cadre's authority to Dazai today, there are still some trivial matters that need to be explained to the subordinates.In addition, this business trip is less than ten days and half a month, and it is estimated that I will not be able to return, and I have to pack the necessary luggage for going out.

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"I will beat you to death when I come back!" Zhong Ye turned around and left after uttering a harsh word. When the cub was away, the two of them still lived separately, packing their luggage and going back to his usual place of residence.

Dazai smiled and waved: "Goodbye."