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After coming out at the awards ceremony, He Xiuyi received an invitation to a very strange reality show.

It's a blind date show, inviting He Xiuyi to be a "commentary teacher".

The dating program is called "Blindfolded Date", which is a derivative of a series of programs such as "Blindfolded Listening to Songs" and "Blindfolded Eating".In this program, both male and female guests wear masks, and then go through the question and answer stage, the game stage, and even the simulated dating stage.Wait until the two "like each other" before they can take off their respective masks, and then answer whether they are still willing to "hold hands".

The gimmick of the show is to "break the traditional model of blind dates mainly based on faces" and find a soul mate.Before the show started, countless viewers showed curiosity and expressed their anticipation, wanting to see how wonderful "blindfolded dating" is.

He Xiuyi feels that the current reality shows are becoming more and more "creative" in order to stand out, because following the rules will definitely not work.A while ago, there was a travel show that was very popular, but it didn't invite any stars, and the main characters were the mayors of ten tourist cities!The cuteness of middle-aged and elderly people on the screen satisfies many people's curiosity about politicians. In addition, countless fans on Weibo support "the mayor of this city", and the ratings of travel programs hit a new high in just two episodes.

Because of the filming of "The Back of the Mirror", "Blindfolded Date" originally wanted to invite Zuo Ran.But Zuo Ran rejected the invitation "of course", so the organizer invited He Xiuyi instead.Now, there is no program that invites both Zuo Ran and He Xiuyi at the same time.About three months ago, a certain film platform held a micro-film competition, with a total of three judges, Zuo Ran and He Xiuyi were all among them.As a result, the two of them always had a tacit understanding and incomparable synchronization—the judges obviously couldn’t discuss it before voting, but when the host opened the envelope, he would find that the two of them had either written “pass” or “but” in full, which made the other judge look better. It seems to be soy sauce.

Regarding the invitation from "Blindfolded Date", He Xiuyi thought about it and agreed.

He himself is very happy.He felt that appearing on a love show as a "review teacher" might help young people.He has many insights about love, and maybe he can share it with the audience to make everyone happy.

……

Before the first recording, He Xiuyi really wanted to see Zuo Ran.

But he was filming in Zhejiang, so he finally took a day off to record a show in Hunan. After the recording, he had to rush back to Zhejiang. There was definitely no way to go back home in Beijing.As for Zuo Ran, he is attending an important event in Hong Kong as the CEO of the company. He will return to Beijing on the same night when he flies to Hunan. He will be non-stop preparing for the press conference of a blockbuster "Yiran Culture" that will be held the next day. The time is also arranged. It is full, and there is no delay.

"Hmm..." He Xiuyi took the map and the flight schedule, researched it for a long time, and sent Zuo Ran a WeChat message, "On the night of the 20th, I will transfer in Wuhan, okay?"

"Ok?"

"Before recording the program, I want to see you." In this way, more interesting sentences can be spoken.

Zuo Ran smiled: "Okay, see you at Wuhan Airport."

"Ah."

He Xiuyi's agent, Wu Shunzhi, will accompany him.When he heard that He Xiuyi had to transfer planes in Hubei from Zhejiang to Hunan, Wu Shunzhi's face was perplexed: "No...he still has to transfer planes from Zhejiang to Hunan? Can't I buy a ticket? Can the business class be full?" Such a short journey, usually No first class.

"Not full." He Xiuyi said, "I want to turn around."

"Our company is not poor..."

"Anyway, I want to transfer."

"……All right."

Unlike before, He Xiuyi did it himself, gave the assistant the specific flight number, and told her to book that flight directly.

Just like that, at eight o'clock in the evening on the 20th, He Xiuyi saw Zuo Ran again in the waiting room of the business class.

There are very few people in the waiting room, just three or four, and all of them are at least 40 years old.Because they were out of the closet, the two of them were bold and did not hide their feelings very carefully.

Zuo Ran walked into the waiting room, saw He Xiuyi who was smiling, walked up to his lover and stood still, looked up and down carefully, as if he didn't want to miss any change, and put his arms around He Xiuyi's waist , pressed the other party tightly on his chest, lowered his head and took a deep breath on He Xiuyi's neck: "Xiuyi—"

"Hey..." Seeing Zuo Ran like this, He Xiuyi asked in confusion, "Didn't you just visit the class two weeks ago?"

Zuo Ran said, "It's been two weeks."

"..." He Xiuyi felt that Zuo Ran's need for him was outrageous.

As long as the two of them are together, Zuo Ran will always hug, kiss and touch.Even when watching movies at home, Zuo Ran always holds him in his arms.

Zuo Ran asked, "Don't you miss me?"

"Think, think." He Xiuyi raised his forehead hair, revealing a pimple on his forehead, "Look, there is a lovesickness bean growing, so red."

"……Fool."

"Hey…………"

The two ate dinner and spent an hour together during the connecting flight, and then they were about to part again.

Before leaving, Zuo Ran asked He Xiuyi: "That "Masked Date", is it okay?"

"No." He Xiuyi smiled, "It's just a comment. Don't worry, I have a deeper understanding of love."

In this regard, He Xiuyi is very confident.After meeting Zuo, He Xiuyi became more confident.The person next to him made him understand a lot.

……

As a result... things were completely beyond He Xiuyi's expectations.

After the recording started, twenty female guests filed in.He Xiuyi and a female relationship consultant sat on the side of the venue, quietly waiting for the appearance of the male guests.

The procedure of the program is that five men appear on the stage one by one, each of them plays two short films, or introduces the basic situation, or is recommended by a friend, and then the women ask questions, each of them has a question, and the men must answer, but there cannot be any involvement. to the looks thing.Then, for the women who are interested, the men will ask questions in reverse, one question per person, and finally a "favorite" will be selected to enter the game session.The five "couples" examine each other's personality and tacit understanding in the game. If they still want to be together, they can take off their masks and meet each other.The program stipulates that every man must show his original facial features to the audience, while women only need to show their faces when they are "successfully matched".It is conceivable that no matter male or female, after taking off the mask, some people will be accepted and some people will be rejected. He Xiuyi can't tell whether this arrangement is good or bad, but only agrees that it is full of gimmicks.

The two reviewers will mainly appear in the first step.

He Xiuyi was surprised to find that... this job is too fucking difficult.

When the host asked him questions, he couldn't answer them at all.

After the first boy came on stage, a girl asked him, "Excuse me, number one, why did you break up with your ex-girlfriend?"

The boy replied: "My ex-girlfriend is so cute no matter who she is. I told her to change, but she said she was always like that."

"Well," the host asked He Xiuyi, "If your girlfriend... or your boyfriend, no matter who you are, looks cute to everyone, would you choose to break up?"

He Xiuyi was dumbfounded.

Zuo Ran is an iceberg.Excluding the content of work, I can rarely speak more than five words to anyone other than myself.Jiao Didi's appearance... He couldn't imagine it.

So He Xiuyi struggled for about ten seconds and said, "No... I don't know..."

He really doesn't know.Fortunately, the female emotional counselor had a strong mouth, and immediately took over the conversation and talked freely.

A few minutes later, the boy mentioned that his ex-girlfriend and her ex were still in contact. She said that the two broke up peacefully and there was no need to become enemies.The host called He Xiuyi to comment again, He Xiuyi... still didn't know.Zuo Ran was subdued by himself unintentionally when he was still a dog in his twenties. From that day on, he belonged to only one person, without any ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend.

And when the second boy came on, almost exactly the same thing happened.

This time, in the "reverse questioning", he asked three interested women: "Why did you break up with your ex-boyfriend?"

One of them said euphemistically: "Sex life...is not harmonious."

The microphone fell into He Xiuyi's hands again.

He Xiuyi thought it over and said, "This...it varies from person to person. Some people can accept it, while others can't."

This "everyone" answer is boring - who wants to hear that?

A very outgoing girl asked him, "What about you?"

"I..." He Xiuyi thought about Zuo Ran and his appearance on the bed, but he couldn't imagine the state of "disharmony in sexual life", let alone how he would react at that time.

So, He Xiuyi had no choice but to say: "No... I don't know..." This paragraph should be cut, right?He thought, it would be too exaggerated to broadcast it—how can we discuss this openly on satellite TV?However, the host didn't call to stop, so he could only answer.

He won't break up 100%, but can he not care?No, I don't know.

Host: "..." It seems that something serious has been speculated.

When the third man came on stage, He Xiuyi no longer had confidence in himself.

This time, everyone discussed "can I just try to be nice to you." Because this man's "conditions" are quite poor, but in the video, he promised that he would definitely be nice to his wife.

The host asked: "What about the teacher's opinion? It's only good for you, no looks, no talent, no money, no status, no IQ, no EQ, okay?"

He Xiuyi again: "No... I don't know... Uh, it still... It varies from person to person. Some people can accept it, while others can't."

Again can't imagine it.

Zuo Ran, treat him well, and then, have good looks, talent, money, status, IQ, and EQ.He hadn't thought about this question.He fell into logical confusion - he loves Zuo Ran, so appearance, talent, money, status, IQ, EQ should all be indifferent.However, those are all a part of Zuo Ran. If they were all stripped off, would Zuo Ran still be him?

host:"…………"

What a boring answer.

And the emotional counselor has already given his own opinion very fiercely: "Absolutely, absolutely not! Isn't it right to be nice to you? How can you just think about this? Who can guarantee that he will treat you well for the rest of his life? Someday he will treat you badly , What else can you figure out? It’s too late to regret! On the contrary, even if one day treats you badly, at least you get something else!”

He Xiuyi was saved.

The fourth man came on stage, sparking the topic of "living habits and consumption concerns".

He Xiuyi and Zuo Ran were living comfortably together, but at this moment they were surprised to find that so many things could make life difficult for the two of them.

The fifth man, who had been with his ex-girlfriend for eight years, finally had to break up because of the objection of the other's parents.

Regarding this, He Xiuyi finally gave his own opinion: "I think, if you really believe in it, you should stick to it."

The host seemed to feel that he finally had something to say, and asked He Xiuyi: "Have you ever experienced opposition from yourself or the other party's parents? He thought, He Xiuyi is gay, and it should be more difficult to pass the parental barrier.

He Xiuyi was silent for a while, and said, "No."

Zuo Ran's parents knew of He Xiuyi's existence a long time ago.He Xiuyi still remembers that after the crane overturned, Zuo Ran was hospitalized due to injuries. His parents flew to Gansu to visit him. When they saw him, they once said: "I finally found it." As for me?My mother died young, and my father didn't take much care and had no difficulties.

The host said again: "..."

In short, when it was time to comment, He Xiuyi either "didn't know", or seemed to stand up and talk without back pain.

For him, papers are so difficult to write, and love is so complicated.In other people's love, there are so many gossips, trivialities, fights between chickens and gooses, and chickens flying around.Ask him to give an idea, he really can't do it.He doesn't know how to solve the problem, he doesn't know how to get along with each other, he doesn't know what's right and what's wrong, and he doesn't know how to choose the future.Standing in the live broadcast room, he suddenly felt that he and Zuo Ran had walked so smoothly along the way.

Moreover, everyone knew that his "husband" was named Zuo Ran, and Su was not like a real person at all. Therefore, He Xiuyi said "I don't care about appearance" and so on, which will only make people want to beat him after hearing it.

In short, for He Xiuyi, this was a very failed recording.

He waited for a long time, and the question-and-answer session of the first and second periods finally came to an end.The male and female guests on the stage matched each other and started the game.

The game will test the tacit understanding of both parties.For example, a man is blindfolded, and there are silk threads tied with bells in front of him.The women give commands such as raising their legs, jumping up, bowing their heads, bending over, etc., and the group that can go the farthest without the bell ringing wins.For another example, one person looks at the fencing and uses a sentence to describe a word or an object, and the other person guesses.All the rules are not difficult, but it is a test of coordination.

After the game was over, the "couples" who still had a firm will were sent into the glass house, and the two sides chatted casually for five or six minutes, and then entered the most tense part-officially taking off the mask.If both parties are pleasing to the eye, everyone is happy, and if it is not pleasing to the eye, some choose to continue to develop, and some choose to "return to the original position". Most of them are the former, but perhaps there is an element of "face".The host didn't give any comments, leaving the audience sighing with emotion.

……

As soon as the recording ended, the planner of the program group called He Xiuyi: "Mr. He, Mr. He!"

"...?"

Planning: "How does it feel?"

"..." He Xiuyi didn't feel well—he didn't give any advice, but seemed very dull instead, hey.

The other party saw that He Xiuyi was awkward, but heaved a sigh of relief: "The contract has been signed for eight terms..."

"Ah."

The planner carefully said: "The planning team is worried... You don't like the program setting very much..."

"No, the program setting is quite good."

"If you don't want to come back to record the show again, that's fine, just settle the bill on time, we hope both parties will be happy..."

At this point, He Xiuyi naturally understood what the other party meant: "Then, pay the bill."

"..."

"I'm not suitable, I won't come next time."

"Sorry, sorry, hey, this is a mistake on our program."

"No, it's my own problem." He thought of love too simply, thinking that everyone was the same as him and Zuo Ran.

Thus, He Xiuyi was "fired".

However, after being "fired", he was very happy - he never thought about those troubles, did it mean that his relationship with Zuo Ran was very different?

He sent a WeChat voice message to Zuo Ran: "Zuo Ran, I was fired, and I can only go to two episodes, and the reviewer will not be me anymore."

"what happened?"

He Xiuyi didn't go into details, just said: "Love is too complicated..."

Zuo Ran: "...?"

He Xiuyi felt that he was not qualified as a gay.People say "gay honey" and "gay honey", which sound like they are more reliable than girlfriends, but he is not at all.

The host's questions were all so difficult that he almost handed in a blank paper.I have learned a lot.

……

Two weeks later, the show aired.

Zuo Ran finally understood what happened that day.

The same goes for the audience.

Many people scolded He Xiuyi:

[Yellow Yellow Yellow: He Xiuyi is too dumb. 】

[I'm from Planet Meow: This language ability... can only say "I don't know"... Does he usually do this? 】

There are many fans why Xiuyi explained:

[A cup of dirty wine: Yiyi usually accepts interviews and participates in reality shows, and is very good at speaking! 】

[Yi Xin Yi Yi: Yes, Yi Yi has a very high IQ and EQ! 】

[Girl who eats soil: Maybe it's because Yiyi is an old man, and she is really not good at relationship issues...]

There are also some people who explain why:

[Of course, I do what I want; Yi, I do what I want: This is giving out dog food, showing affection.It's crazy for a dating show to do this kind of thing. 】

[All the way to the left: Spoiled by Zuo Ran, he doesn't understand the dangers of love and marriage. 】

For the article "spoiled by Zuo Ran, not understanding the dangers in love and marriage", Zuo Ran gave a thumbs up.

That sort of stamps the nature of the matter.

— I'm spoiled.

——He doesn't understand your crap.