fall in love with fake straight man

After breaking up with Gu Xiaobai on the phone, Luo Fei smoked half the night downstairs at his own house, and somehow got attached to a dog. Who is to reason with this?

It was too dark and I couldn't see anything clearly. I took the dog home and turned on the light to see. This is an adult husky. It looks very clean and has a super thick leash. It looks like it has run away. .

A dog that can run away with a dog leash... It really deserves to be let go.

Luo Fei took off the dog's leash with emotion, and contributed two soup bowls of his own, one for the dog to hold water, and the other for the dog's food, one soup bowl was 30 yuan, and two were 2 yuan. Record it on the account, and post a claim notice later, the owner must give the money first when he comes!

After pouring water for the dog, Luo Fei went downstairs to buy dog ​​food. The husky is too big, if you give it leftovers, you will have to cook at least two more dishes, then this dog will really become the emperor.

In the small supermarket downstairs, an 8kg bag of royal dog food is priced at 200 yuan... Luo Fei was biting his teeth and wanted to buy Baolu dog food. The 5kg package was 45 yuan, but after thinking about it, he gritted his teeth and bought the expensive one Come down—this dog is not cheap at first glance, so keep the receipt by yourself, and within half a month, someone will reimburse the owner when he comes. If no one takes it away within half a month, he will not suffer if the dog belongs to him.For the time being, give it some good food to save it from getting sick. After half a month, if you haven't found its owner, then do some research and prepare some cheap nutritious meals for it...

After Luo Fei bought the dog food, he started to walk back. When he got home, he opened the door. The big husky was already lying on Luo Fei's bed, hugging Luo Fei's pillow and snoring soundly. Meaning nothing.

The quilt had been messily pushed to the floor at the foot of the bed. Besides the pillows, there were two more pillows on the sofa. Fortunately, these things were not damaged by visual inspection. Even so, Luo Fei still felt a bit of a headache—— Is a tossing dog really worthy of such expensive dog food?

Sighing, Luo Fei roughly tidied up the house, then filled the empty soup bowl with dog food, and filled the half-drunk big soup bowl with cold water, Luo Fei stretched himself, Ready to shower and sleep.

Luo Fei took a quick shower. It took 5 minutes to wash his hair and face and take a bath. When Luo Fei came out of the bathroom, the dog food in the soup bowl was already empty.

Looking at the cute big dog squatting on the ground, Luo Fei found out with a headache that this big bag of dog food is not enough for it to last for half a month. This husky is so fat and can still eat so well, Luo Fei decided to just eat it for a few days. Call it a "rice bucket".

Playing with the rice bucket for a while, took a few photos of the rice bucket, applied for a new Antarctic Goose number, printed a few claim notices with the printer at home, filled in the new number with the contact information, and Luo Fei fell into a trap. A deep dream.

Early the next morning, Luo Fei was woken up by being licked by the idiot. After waking up, he realized that it should be the time for the idiot to take a walk. Filled up the dog food and cold boiled water, boiled a few more eggs by myself, and filled my stomach hastily.

Just when Luo Fei was about to get dressed and go out, he found the first gift that the rice bucket had handed over in the living room. Luo Fei could only pinch his nose and start shoveling shit.Before going out, Luo Fei deliberately turned on the printer and printed out a few more copies of the claim notice. He already felt that this dog might not be suitable for him to raise. He must find its owner as soon as possible, and hand over this big disaster as soon as possible...

On the way to work, every time he saw no one was paying attention, Luo Fei would post a small ad for the poor. The reason why he applied for a new Antarctic Goose was because it was illegal to post a small ad!If you leave your handbook number, there is a risk that your phone will be shut down, and if it is locked by the police uncle, you may have to pay a fine...

Sticking stickers all the way, pasting them near the unit, the thick dozen small advertisements were finally posted.Luo Fei adjusted his clothes and started to work.

Monday’s work is generally not very busy. As long as the leader is not there, the old fritters in the office will collectively herd sheep. Talk about Antarctic geese on the post bar, and those who are daring will drag a few people to play the king of pesticides together.

In this leisurely morning, Luo Fei was the only one in the whole office who was clacking and typing on the keyboard.

A curious colleague leaned over to see what Luo Fei was up to, and sat beside Luo Fei happily after watching for a while.

On the computer, the message kept flashing in the dialog box:

XXX: "How much does this dog weigh?"

Luo Fei quickly replied: "Lost dog, I'm looking for its original owner, if it's not the original owner, don't bother."

XXX: "Oh, I can't find it and send it to me~"

Luo Fei pulls black.

AAA: "Brother, is this dog free to adopt?"

Luo Fei quickly replied: "Lost dog, I'm looking for its original owner, if it's not the original owner, don't bother."

AAA sent a photo of a pretty little girl: "Brother, I have always wanted to raise a big dog, can you give it to me~?"

Pull black again.

BBB: "Are you looking for an owner for the dog?"

Luo Fei quickly replied: "Lost dog, I'm looking for its original owner, if it's not the original owner, don't bother."

BBB: "One black, two yellow, three flowers and four white. Dog meat is always delicious. Let me stew it for you!"

Instant black...

CCC: "Brother's big dog... what, fierce...?"

Luo Fei...

Throughout the day, Luo Fei met countless boring people, and there may be people with ulterior motives who changed a few Antarctic Goose accounts to harass him. He felt more tired than going to work.Luo Fei didn't find the owner of the rice bucket until he got home from get off work.However, colleagues are helping Luo Fei forward it to Moments, and the hope of finding the owner of the rice bucket is much greater.

Get off work, do grocery shopping, go home, and walk the dog.

After being bored at home for a whole day, his physical strength was extremely good, and he started to run happily when he went out. Luo Fei was worried that the rice bucket would let go again, so he tied the leash directly around his waist.Being dragged by the idiot, I ran a few kilometers, sweating all over, until the idiot had enough fun, then found a big tree on the edge of the square and started to poop. Luo Fei, who didn't bring a shovel, was embarrassed after the idiot pooped. Under the watchful eyes of the square dancing aunt, he immediately chose to escape, dragging his rice bucket and ran back home...

After resting at home for a while, Luo Fei was about to start making dinner when his mobile phone Antarctic Goose rang.

A strange head called 'Broad Sea and Sky' is flickering.

Luo Fei casually opened the message:

Haikuotian: "Hi, may I ask if you picked up the bean bun?"

What the hell is a bean bun?There was no quick reply on the phone, and Luo Fei, who had been harassed all day, was a little too lazy to type, so he turned on the voice: "I picked up a dog."

Haikuotian sent a photo of a husky: "This is the bean bag. I accidentally lost it last night. It is wearing a red and silver braided leash."

Well, the leash is right. The dog in the photo is digging holes on the sofa, and it looks very similar to the rice bucket in his house. Luo Fei replied to his address and started making dinner.Anyway, whether it is a dog owner or not can be confirmed by looking at the dog's reaction.

Boil the persimmons, peel and cut into pieces, add pepper and stir-fry to make a sauce, then pour it into a casserole and stew with beef. Beef persimmon soup is delicious and easy to make.Cut the eggplant into small pieces and stew the meat directly. After stewing for 10 minutes, press the eggplant into a puree.In less than half an hour, Luo Fei left the kitchen. These two dishes are very easy to cook, basically you don't need to look at the pot, just sprinkle salt and turn off the fire after half an hour.

If it was dinner with Xiaobai, Luo Fei would usually fry two steaks, and then randomly put some side dishes on the side, no matter whether it was delicious or not, at least it looked good.But if he is alone, Luo Fei generally doesn't pay much attention to the appearance of the dishes. Tasty food is more important. It is difficult to pursue taste, and having both is something that chefs can only consider.

Leaving the kitchen, Luo Fei grabbed the rice bucket lying on the sofa, and brushed the rice bucket with the pet brush he just bought today.

Although the owner of the rice bucket has been found, and may come to pick up the rice bucket in a while, but the brush has already been bought, and if it is not used, Luo Fei always feels that the money is wasted.Besides, dogs like huskies shed hair too badly. When I went out this morning, Luo Fei found out that he had dog hair on his pants. It took half a roll of tape in the bathroom of his unit to turn the wool pants back into trousers.

While brushing his hair, Luo Fei educated the idiot: "You will go home soon, don't run around in the future, I just found out today that there are many perverts who are interested in dogs, even reincarnated as dogs in this world It's not safe anymore, if you run around in the future, be careful to be eaten by goblins! Let me tell you, some goblins may eat you without talking. Today I met someone who asked you if you were fierce... Tell me, what if After you are eaten by others, you will be locked up because of your racial characteristics, and then you can only be taken to the hospital, and you will be castrated before you can be taken out!" Luo Fei said while laughing, and made his hands like knives He gestured towards the lower body of the rice bucket.

The idiot couldn't understand Luo Fei's words. He didn't know that he was talking about the cruelest punishment for males in the world. He tilted his head, rested it on Luo Fei's lap, and started licking Luo Fei's arm with his feet on his back. Luo Fei was overjoyed by his silly appearance.

Just as he was smiling, the doorbell rang. Luo Fei touched the big head of the rice bucket, looking at this familiar silly dog, a trace of reluctance suddenly emerged in his heart.

After tidying up the pajamas and pajamas that were messed up by the rice bucket, he walked to the door in two steps and opened it.

"Hello, uh..." Luo Fei stared blankly at the person in front of him.

"Hello, ah..." Cao Hai outside the door looked at Luo Fei and was also stunned.

"Is the rice bucket your dog?"

"Did you pick up the bean buns?"

The two asked their own questions in unison, and then they were stunned for a moment.

"What a coincidence, I'm cooking. If you don't mind, you can come in first." Luo Fei smiled and took a step back, carefully looking at Cao Hai in front of him.

Cao Hai's complexion was much worse than yesterday, his face was a little unnaturally pale, his eyes were a little red and swollen, and even his voice was a little hoarse, as if he had cried.No matter how touching yesterday's movie was, it couldn't make Cao Hai cry all night, right?Why does Cao Hai look like he was fried by Lun?Could it be that he was anxious because he lost his dog?

Luo Fei felt that he seemed to have found the answer. With Cao Hai's temperament of crying even watching cartoons, it is not impossible to lose the dog even if he faints from crying.Luo Fei suddenly remembered the coat that Cao Hai cried yesterday, and a thought flashed through his mind - no wonder this silly dog ​​wants to stick to him.

Cao Hai followed Luo Fei into the living room, Dou Bao heard the master's voice, and immediately threw himself on Cao Hai.

Cao Hai hasn't eaten since the morning. After leaving home at noon, Cao Hai didn't know where he should go, so he sat on the bus and wandered around the whole city, using loud voices to drive away his inner panic , until he saw the small advertisement posted by Luo Fei on the side of the street, and he rushed over immediately.

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