fall in love with fake straight man

After watching the noon news for a while, Luo Fei went back to the kitchen, fried vegetarian meatballs, scrambled a few eggs, and put a small dish of pickles, and the two started a simple lunch.

The vegetable porridge does not contain meat, Luo Fei ordered two drops of oyster sauce to enhance the freshness, the eggs are soft and delicious, and the meatballs have a long texture. Fabi!He admires Luo Fei now and is full of hope for his future life.

The taste of the porridge is very good, the leaves are finely chopped, and the carrots are moderately soft and hard, but if you look closely, the diced carrots seem to be bigger than the ones you cut... Cao Hai took a few bites and researched it, thinking that it should be pickled carrots The water swells!So he was complacent that he was really talented in cooking, and he was able to cut carrots so perfectly for the first time with a knife.

The noon news had passed, Luo Fei changed the channel at random——Animal World, Luo Fei didn't know what Cao Hai liked to watch, but this program was suitable for all ages and tastes, even if he didn't like it, he wouldn't hate it, so it was broadcast on TV. There were roars of lions and birdsong.

After all, the two were not familiar with each other, and they didn't have many topics to talk about, so they just watched TV while eating, while Gluten Doubao stood under the table, staring at the food waiting for it to come.

Although no one spoke, the atmosphere in the room was very harmonious, and it didn't look awkward. Even the bean buns showed a satisfied expression because they ate a few meatballs.

The weather was sweltering, and after drinking hot porridge, Luo Fei simply took off his shirt and turned shirtless.

"Spring is here, everything is revived, this is the season of mating." The voice of the TV echoed in this small living room, Cao Hai felt that this sentence was really level, although it is not spring now, but seeing Luo Feiguang Put your shoulders on, and you will recover by yourself!It can be seen that it is really mating season.

Fortunately, there was a table blocking it, so Cao Hai wasn't worried about being discovered by Luo Fei, so he took the opportunity of feeding the bean buns to focus more on Luo Fei.

However, after a while, the porridge in Cao Hai's bowl was gone...

"You're sick, eat some more." Seeing Cao Hai sitting still, Luo Fei persuaded him.

After all, the porridge was thin, and because he was afraid of being hot, he only filled half a bowl. Cao Hai also felt that he was not full yet, but now he couldn't stand up to serve the rice, even without the cover of the table. Cao Hai felt his fate With deep malice, I can only use my brain to make up an excuse: "Well, when I took a shower just now, my foot seemed to be twisted..."

"Is it serious?" Luo Fei didn't think too much, and directly leaned his body to look at Cao Hai's feet.

Cao Hai was sweating anxiously, how dare he ask Luo Fei to stick his head under the table, he quickly straightened his right foot, his movement was so hasty, the slippers flew off.

As soon as Luo Fei leaned down, he felt a strong wind rushing towards him. A huge hidden weapon with a size of 42 yards flew past his face, and he was startled. Before he could react, he saw a Only the feet in front of my eyes...

Luo Fei straightened up subconsciously, reached out and grabbed the big foot: "You are so sudden, you almost kicked me on the nose, and I was shocked."

Cao Hai was startled by the unexpected situation just now, and the tent collapsed a lot, Cao Hai giggled twice: "I'm sorry, it was unexpected, but I don't feel the pain anymore, let me go , let me serve porridge first, do you want to serve some for you too?"

Luo Fei didn't let go: "Sit down first, I'll check it for you first, if it's really a contusion, it's easy to get serious if you ignore it, I'll get you some medicine in a while." Luo Fei put Cao Hai Putting his foot on his own leg, he began to check Cao Hai's ankle.

Cao Hai's feet rested on Luo Fei's legs, his toes lightly touched Luo Fei's stomach, lightly stepped on the muscles on his stomach, and his ankles were gently rubbed by his fingers...

The chemistry is back...it's like a holy resuscitator.

In order to straighten his legs, Cao Hai's body was not sitting very straight anymore. He could see his key parts when he lowered his head.

After a while, Luo Fei let go of Cao Hai's foot: "It seems that there is nothing wrong with it."

"Well, there was just a slight flash just now," Cao Hai carefully explained to himself, then retracted his legs, and stepped on a slipper with both feet: "Well, can I trouble you to fill half a bowl for me?" Porridge?"

The elevator went up again, Cao Hai didn't dare to stand up at all, so he could only ask Luo Fei to serve the porridge and wait for a while.

Luo Fei didn't think too much about it, he took their bowls into the kitchen to serve porridge, and kicked Cao Hai's slippers back.

After procrastinating on a meal for more than half an hour, Luo Fei asked Cao Hai to go back to the bedroom for a rest, and he packed up the dishes and went to the kitchen to start washing.

Cao Hai originally wanted to do some work with him, to show off, but the tight-fitting leopard-print underwear was not allowed at all. Taking advantage of Luo Fei's absence, he quickly ran back to the bedroom, straightened his underwear, and sat on the bed in a daze.

This cohabitation life looks good, but I always stick out to Luo Fei, this is not a problem at all!Could it be that in order to maintain the superficial peace, I have to hide in the bathroom once or twice a day to solve it?Then it won't take long for me to nourish my kidneys!Moreover, if Luo Fei is really captured in the future, but he becomes a melted popsicle or an overripe banana, that would be a tragedy in the world!

Fortunately, all roads lead to Rome. Since the problem is caused by this leopard-print underwear, hurry up and buy super loose pants. This should be the first priority now!

As soon as he thought about it, Cao Hai picked up his mobile phone and began to browse Taobao. He bought two pairs of big pants that could hide his shame, and Luo Fei's slippers were both a size 42, which was two sizes larger than his own. It can be used as a hidden weapon, so you need a pair of 40 size slippers and socks. Cao Hai looked at his pitiful balance, and decided to wear Luo Fei's for now, and buy a few boxes of new ones when he gets to work. Flying is fine, and it's okay not to wear socks if you don't go out.

Now that the weather is so hot, we will definitely meet each other in underwear every morning and evening, so the choice of underwear is very important. It must be full of temptation but not too flamboyant, and it must look bulging but not too warped. This is the basic principle of Cao Hai as a small gong ——You can’t seduce others with your butt!

After choosing for a long time, Cao Hai chose a box of 3D wolf-head underwear. In the picture, the model raised the wolf's nose high.

"Luo Fei, give me the exact address of your home!" After picking out the items, Cao Hai called Luo Fei for the address, ready to pay for the mail.

"Do you want to buy something?" Luo Fei walked into the room carrying a bowl of dark Chinese medicine... Cao Hai was very dissatisfied with the smell.

"Well, buy some daily necessities." Cao Hai agreed, took the bowl, and then began to frown. It seems that taking traditional Chinese medicine is not much easier than getting an injection.How could this dark, sour and bitter thing be described as a faint medicinal fragrance in the novel?Is it because writers, writers, and great writers all suffer from rhinitis due to sedentary health?Or do people who take medicine have bad intentions and want others to suffer along with them?

Luo Fei handed the bowl to Cao Hai, and picked up Cao Hai's phone without seeing anything else: "You take the medicine, I'll write the address for you."

After writing the address, Luo Fei glanced at Cao Hai's shopping cart. There were more than 70 items, with a total price of tens of thousands of yuan. Obviously, they were not selected at one time... How idle can a person go shopping on Taobao every day!The underwear that was newly added to the shopping cart looked quite special. Luo Fei clicked on the big picture, and then felt that this underwear looked mighty, but it was actually more suitable for him...Cao Hai has a really good vision.

"Well, I still have a few new pairs of underwear here, which are also gifts, but the style is too trendy, so I haven't worn them, and the seal has not been opened. If you want to buy some new underwear, I will give it to you." Luo Fei didn't dare. Looking up at Cao Hai, he was planning an evil plan in his heart——Cao Hai is not well off now, so he wondered if he could accept this small gift.

Those pairs of underwear were originally a gift, but they were given to Gu Xiaobai. Unfortunately, the two broke up before the gift was given out.Of course, the underwear given to Gu Xiaobai can never be a simple square!Thinking about the sour feeling and sense of accomplishment of training a straight man if Cao Hai could wear those underwear, Luo Fei felt secretly refreshed...

Cao Hai is still looking at the medicine bowl, and seems to be trying to use his aura to evaporate the medicine juice, so that he can drink less.Hearing Luo Fei's words, he said without thinking: "It's so embarrassing to wear yours for nothing, I want to buy it anyway, or I'll give you the money."

"No, you're welcome. Those are really gifts. I didn't spend any money on them, and the style doesn't suit me. If you don't wear them, I'll put them in the bottom of the box. I don't know when to throw them away." It took a few polite words with Cao Hai Finally, the little devil in Luo Fei's heart won a complete victory. Luo Fei mustered up the courage to look at Cao Hai, and then he was happy. Cao Hai was sniffing hard at the medicine bowl, just like a dog before eating Nose to confirm whether you can eat the same.

"Hurry up and drink the medicine. Just eat some snacks after drinking, otherwise it will be more bitter when it gets cold."

"Oh, then I won't be polite, thank you." Cao Hai feebly agreed, and then took a deep breath, like a hero who defies death, raised the medicine bowl high, heroically Fill the stomach.

Seeing that Cao Hai finished drinking the medicine, Luo Fei handed him the prepared honey water, then turned around and took out a box of underwear from the closet, threw it on the bed, and ran out like burning his butt...

Cao Hai slowly rinsed his mouth with honey water, wanting to revive his tongue sooner, he glanced at the door in confusion, why is Luo Fei running in such a hurry?The kitchen is boiling water?Did not hear the sound ah.

Cao Hai didn't know what Luo Fei had fallen for, so Cao Hai casually opened the box of the underwear, and there were three pairs of underwear with labels lying side by side in the box, one lake blue, one dark green, one light brown, and the folded part of the three underwear They were all printed with small palm prints, which looked very playful. Cao Hai curled his lips, thinking that Luo Fei is really an antique to a certain extent, why not just print a flower, what is too trendy to wear?

Cao Hai randomly pulled out a pair of underwear, and opened the underwear with one hand. At first glance, it seemed that something was wrong. He spread the underwear on the bed and turned it back and forth. After that, Cao Hai was dumbfounded...

From the front, it is an ordinary low-waisted trousers style, commonly known as men's small squares. There are many underwear like Cao Hai, which is just for daily wear. There is a two-inch colored miniature palm print on the right waist of the underwear, which is not counted. What.

The problem is, there is a huge hole in the butt part of the panties, which looks like a 20cm round hole!This is simply the back empty double!

No wonder Luo Fei said he can't wear it, he can only throw it away!This underwear Cao Hai is also frightened!

If you were wearing this to face Luo Fei's underwear, wandering around the room with most of your butt exposed every day... that would be too beautiful, Cao Hai dare not imagine!

Isn't it a rhythm to fit such flamboyant underwear on the body?If two people are sleeping on the bed, will they be surprised to find that they are connected the next morning?A series of plots emerged in Cao Hai's mind, and he personally participated in the performance in his mind, pushing the screen until the critical moment, when he suddenly realized that something was wrong!Why are those pictures in my mind wearing this damn thing?I am a big onslaught!

Cao Hai, who found the problem, immediately shook his head, cleared the screen, and re-wrote the script, um, put these underwear on Luo Fei, then, er, then, er... oh, so perverted... so exciting...

Cao Hai smirked and covered his face with his underwear.

Luo Fei ran out in a panic, and then hid behind the door to eavesdrop, waiting to see Cao Hai's reaction. It took a long time before he heard movement in the room. Luo Fei poked his head over the bed and saw Cao Hai. Hai covered his face with his panties, and was laughing strangely...

Luo Fei felt bitter for a while, it's over, could it be that wearing this kind of underwear is a great humiliation for a straight man?Cao Hai, this silly straight man, couldn't be stimulated to go crazy!

The author has something to say:

If you see this...it means that we haven't finished the mess yet...the manuscript has only been edited until tomorrow...well, at least tomorrow will not be interrupted, let me continue to worry about it~~~ ~~~~