fall in love with fake straight man

The subway was still so crowded, and the smell was still so bad, but Luo Fei didn't feel as bored as before, because there was a handsome guy and a table of ready-made meals waiting for him at home.

There was no need to buy groceries, Luo Fei ran all the way and went straight home.

He took out the key and opened the door. Cao Hai was sitting in the hallway polishing his shoes. Luo Fei took a closer look and found that Cao Hai was polishing a pair of leather shoes he had put on the shoe cabinet. He was flattered at once.

Cao Hai is wearing jeans, shirtless, sitting on a ponytail, humming a song, and brightening up his leather shoes little by little. This picture is not ordinary.

Luo Fei swallowed, and then recalled, why is Cao Hai so attentive?Could it be that I haven't let go of the lubricating oil, and plan to sacrifice myself to verify my sexual orientation!

But my explanation is quite good, straight man masturbates with lubricating oil, is it reasonable?Although the lubricating oil is water-soluble... Luo Fei was a little unsure whether a straight man would have water-soluble lubricating oil, but he still decided to proceed with caution.

"Have you had a fever? Take a rest for nothing. What kind of leather shoes are you shining? I'm so tired." Luo Fei took off his shoes and touched Cao Hai's forehead. It was indeed not too hot.

Luo Fei's little action made Cao Hai's heart blossom: "I should feel better, I'm not tired."

Luo Fei snatched the leather shoes from Cao Hai's hand: "If you're not tired, take a rest, where's the food?"

Cao Hai let go of his hand and pointed to the kitchen: "It's all in the kitchen."

The dishes were in the kitchen, but Luo Fei didn't smell any fragrance, and he suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart.Walking into the kitchen, the crabs in the sink are fighting, vying for the chance to escape.A pot of prawns swims freely in the water, and there is a small handful of washed vegetables on the chopping board.

Luo Fei figured it out, he shouldn't have expectations of Cao Hai.How could Cao Hai, an idiot who struggles to chop vegetables, be able to cook?

Luo Fei's smile froze at the corner of his lips, but Cao Hai didn't notice it. He stood behind Luo Fei and pointed to his great achievements: "Is this enough?"

Luo Fei didn't know what to say, so he choked out a sentence for a long time: "Why don't you just buy shrimps when you eat hibiscus shrimp balls?"

"Ah? Aren't the shrimp fresh?" Cao Hai looked bewildered.

What else can Luo Fei say to such a guy with no common sense?I can only roll up my sleeves and start working.

He said it was work, but Luo Fei was a little at a loss when he saw a pot of fresh shrimps that were alive and kicking. How to kill live shrimps?

Undress, go into the bedroom, and turn on the computer.

Cao Hai, who was following Luo Fei's buttocks, watched how Luo Fei's mother killed shrimps... It turned out that Luo Fei didn't know how to cook shrimps, so he promised to make hibiscus shrimp balls for me?Cao Hai felt very moved!

Ask Gougou about foreign matters, and ask Du Niang about internal matters. Within a few minutes, Luo Fei found the answer from Du Niang.

Du Niang's answer was simple and rude, boil the water in the pot, and boil the shrimp to death...

Seeing the prawns bouncing vigorously, Cao Hai closed his eyes, clasped his hands together, and prayed silently. The style of this painting was so tragic that Cao Hai decided not to watch Luo Fei cook again.

Luo Fei looked at Cao Hai with his palms clasped together, the veins on his head were almost popping out.

Luo Fei also thought it would be cruel to scald these shrimps to death, but Cao Hai bought them back and said he wanted to eat them, so he couldn't just throw them away. He could only endure the discomfort and send these shrimps into reincarnation.

This matter was already very bad, and Cao Hai on the side even put on a compassionate look like a virtuous monk, as if he was the culprit...

Luo Fei decided not to see anything, and put the lid on the pot: "Do you know how crabs are handled?"

Thinking of eating crabs, Cao Hai couldn't care less about compassion, so he volunteered to ask Du Niang.

Cao Hai went out, Luo Fei looked at the kitchen, he couldn't tell what kind of mood he was in, his expectations, the table full of hot meals, were all just fantasy.

Luo Fei remembered an old joke: the pot is cold, but the person is hot—it is so appropriate for Cao Hai who has a fever!It's a pity that this hot person can't eat it, otherwise it wouldn't be such a pity.

A few minutes later, the water boiled, steam came out of the pot, turned off the heat, opened the lid, said that the shrimp had turned slightly red, broke the shrimp cover with scissors, peeled the skin, and threw it on the plate.

Before dealing with a few, Cao Hai came back.

"There are toothpicks on the cupboard, use a toothpick to help me pick out the shrimp thread." Luo Fei directed Cao Hai to work without looking back, Cao Hai did not say a word, and obediently picked out the shrimp thread.

Luo Fei felt something was wrong, when did Cao Hai become so obedient?Turning his head to look at Cao Hai, Cao Hai's expression was really not right.

"What's wrong?" Luo Fei asked.

"Well, why don't we release the crab..." Cao Hai's voice was a little low.

Luo Fei was puzzled: "Why? It's cruel to kill? You won't eat crabs anymore?"

"It's not cruel..." Cao Hai paused, and began to organize his words: "Well, it's a little troublesome to deal with. You have to bubble the crab and then clean it with a toothbrush, and you have to squeeze the poop out of the crab's stomach..."

"Crab poop shouldn't be too dirty, right? I guess it's about the same as fish poop?"

Cao Hai looked at Luo Fei with aggrieved eyes: "It's not dirty, just now I caught crabs out of the plastic bag, and I was pinched several times, and they were bleeding. If I followed the instructions on the Internet, I wouldn't kill you alive." Squeeze to death!" Cao Hai said while stretching out his finger, there was indeed a small wound on it.

What Cao Hai said so angry Luo Fei wanted to laugh, what do crabs mean to kill me alive, you still want to eat the crabs you bought, but I should do the co-authoring job?There is no such reason!

However, before Luo Fei really got angry, he saw the fingers right in front of his eyes. The pitch-black bracelet and the tender white hands complement each other. With a little bloodshot.Dark, white, and rosy, this picture made Luo Fei forget to think, and opened his mouth to swallow the delicious food in front of him.

Cao Hai was stunned, he could feel Luo Fei's gentle suction on his fingertips, as if he had touched the tip of Luo Fei's tongue...by some coincidence, Cao Hai slightly hooked his fingers, and felt a stronger suction force and the lightness of Luo Fei's tongue. Light friction.

Thunder was rolling in Cao Hai's mind, and various harmonious or disharmonious images surged past, and then he found that the elevator switch was turned on again... all because of being too young!

Cao Hai withdrew his finger suddenly: "I, I'll go and see how to kill crabs!" Before he finished speaking, Cao Hai dropped the shrimp in his hand and left the kitchen in a hurry.

Luo Fei stood there blankly, it's over!This time it's really going to be leaked!

Taking two deep breaths and calming down, Luo Fei told himself that there was no problem, and then worked hard to use his brain, thinking about how to solve the current trouble.

This shouldn't be a big deal, it can always be rounded off, it can be explained as helping Cao Hai to absorb the congestion, it should be able to handle it, right?But this matter cannot be delayed. If it takes a long time, once Cao Hai has a certainty about his behavior in his heart, no matter how he explains it, Cao Hai will have a knot in his heart.

Thinking of this, Luo Fei dropped the scissors in his hand and walked back to the bedroom.

As soon as he entered the door of the bedroom, Luo Fei was stunned. A little donkey that looked like a bean bag was looking in the mirror in front of the closet...

Luo Fei rubbed his eyes vigorously, and asked tentatively, "What's wrong with the bean bag?"

Luo Fei spoke suddenly, startling Cao Hai who was sitting in front of the computer and thinking wildly. Cao Hai quickly grabbed the mouse, pretended to be looking at the computer, and then realized that Luo Fei was asking about Doubao. Situation, threw the mouse again, walked to the bean bag, hugged the fat bean bag and began to look in the mirror: "Today I took it for a haircut, how is it? This shape is very cute!"

Fat Doubao stepped on the ground with his hind legs, his chest was supported by Cao Hai, and his front paws were mounted on the mirror.Doubao glanced at the mirror, was stunned for a moment, then quickly turned his head to look to the side, putting on a stupid look like I didn't see anything.

Luo Fei looked at it and wanted to laugh: "Why do you suddenly think of shearing it?"

"It's hot in summer, so it's better to cut it shorter. Besides, if you cut it short, there won't be a lot of hairs sticking to your clothes." Cao Hai nonchalantly grabbed the front legs of the bean bag and dangled back and forth: "Don't worry about it, this guy I have a big heart, and I seem to care about it, I guess I will get used to it tomorrow or the day after tomorrow."

Feeling warm in his heart, Luo Fei found a Band-Aid on the computer desk, and walked to Cao Hai's side again: "Come on, stretch out your fingers."

"Oh." Cao Hai stretched out his finger obediently.

Luo Fei's heart moved, and he put Cao Hai's finger in his mouth again, sucked it a few times before putting on the band-aid: "You touched the dog just now, suck it to avoid infection, by the way, I'll burn the crab first, You don't mind cleaning up after getting half dead, do you?"

After finishing speaking, Luo Fei went back to the kitchen to continue working without waiting for Cao Hai's answer, leaving the petrified Cao Hai standing alone in a daze...

Even though he pretended to be open-minded on the surface, in fact Luo Fei was also very nervous, his heart was beating up and down, it was good to hide in the kitchen by himself and clean up the crabs, and he didn't mean to ask Cao Hai to come over to help .

Cut the back of the shrimp, pick the thread of the shrimp, read a passage to the crab in the hot water, and then abuse the crab's carcass with a brush.

After finishing the preparations, Luo Fei glanced at his watch. It was already past eight o'clock in the evening. Although it was a big meal, it was much more troublesome than making something casually and eating a bite.

Turning on the fire, cooking crabs, frying shrimps, and remembering that Cao Hai hadn't cooked medicine yet, Luo Fei felt really tired.

Luo Fei couldn't help sighing, the gap between this and the cohabitation life he was expecting was too big, there was no hot food waiting for him to get home from work, let alone, and he had to be careful in serving others, what time of day It's a head, after a while, let's find a chance to send Cao Hai away!

While Luo Fei was busy working alone, Cao Hai sat back in front of the computer again. He pulled the bean bag away from the mirror and hugged it in his arms.

Doubao was piled on Cao Hai's body without love, and Cao Hai's chin rested on Doubao's head, and he began to think wildly.

Luo Fei licked his finger, as if he used his tongue!Does this mean that in Luo Fei's heart, he doesn't really mind intimate contact with men?Does this mean that your chances of success are actually quite high?Shouldn't I be chasing after him fiercely and be more active?But if it is too aggressive, will it backfire and scare Luo Fei?

Cao Hai felt that this speed was difficult to control, and he was really distressed. If he couldn't figure it out, he didn't want to think about it. Let's take a step at a time!

Letting go of his worries, Cao Hai's thoughts drifted even further. Luo Fei's lips are so soft, and the touch of his tongue seems to be good. I don't know what it feels like to kiss... Well, Luo Fei's beard is very handsome. I don't know if it sticks on me. How does it feel, if he uses his mouth to help himself, the beard touches the root of his thigh... Hehe!

Cao Hai propped up the tent, and began to enter the smirking mode again.

The pillars of the tent were on the spine of Doubao, Doubao felt uncomfortable, twisted his body and ran off the sofa as hard as he could, then followed the scent into the kitchen, swallowed at Luo Fei, stuck out his tongue and licked his mouth, expressing himself Be delicious.

The sound of Doubao swallowing saliva was very loud, Luo Fei thought its bear appearance was funny, so he took a shrimp and threw it to Doubao, if Cao Hai left, Doubao would follow.

Thinking about it this way, Luo Fei felt somewhat reluctant.

At this moment, "Dangdangdang" knocked on the door, Luo Fei was still frying shrimps, and it was inconvenient to open the door, so he yelled loudly: "Cao Hai, open the door and see who it is."

The author has something to say:

Well, on Saturday, as usual, I will take Pangpang and lead the dog out for a walk~ It’s time to save the manuscript in advance~ Happy weekend everyone~