fall in love with fake straight man

"This is Zhao Qichao, my best friend in junior high school, a very reliable man!" Cao Hai gestured to Zhao Qichao with his hand, and then began to introduce another: "This is Liu Youzhi, she is my own sister, you can't black her, Chaozi .”

In Cao Hai's words, one is counted, one is a sister, which points out the relationship between him and Liu Youzhi, how can a sister be counted?Obviously they are ordinary friends, Zhao Qichao knew it well.

Liu Youzhi shook hands with Zhao Qichao straightforwardly: "Brother Zhao can just talk with my guy. I don't understand these things, so I just pay for it."

Zhao Qichao nodded with a smile, walked up to the beautiful woman holding the cat, and the two began to discuss in a low voice which kind of anesthetic to use, whether to choose neutering or castration...

"Then, Kouzi?" Cao Hai looked at Liu Youzhi differently.

"Well, my wife, isn't she pretty?" Liu Youzhi nodded generously.

Cao Hai was a little unresponsive, and nodded in agreement: "Pretty."

"Then, don't say my sister doesn't love you, I'll introduce her to you later! She cooks delicious food and can serve people, much better than Luo Fei~" Liu Youzhi squinted his eyes and smiled, as if A cunning black cat.

Cao Hai looked at Liu Youzhi and smirked: "Big sister's woman, it's not good to let me..."

Liu Youzhi proudly patted Cao Hai on the shoulder: "My brother, you're welcome!"

Cao Hai wanted to say that I was not being polite, but he realized that Liu Youzhi is a woman!Where did the woman get her wife from?Even if she is a Les, can the wife just give in?Therefore, there is only one answer - Liu Youzhi is going to introduce him to someone, so that he can stay away from Luo Fei!

This woman is so treacherous!

But that being said, Liu Youzhi should have doubted himself...Cao Hai secretly decided to make full use of his advantage of being close to the water and speed up the attack, so as not to be hindered by Liu Youzhi.

Cao Hai smiled awkwardly and said nothing, Liu Youzhi patted Cao Hai's shoulder, "Why, don't you like my wife?"

Cao Hai's head was full of sweat: "Brothers and wives, don't bully, don't bully..."

Liu Youzhi stared into Cao Hai's eyes, his eyes were full of jokes: "Can you just play brother?"

Cao Haimao, Liu Youzhi's words are too clear, brother Wan, this almost named Luo Fei!Will she expose herself to Luo Fei?Will he be kicked out by Luo Fei?Cao Hai said tremblingly, "Sister Youzhi, don't play with me..."

This sentence fits well with Liu Youzhi's "playing brothers", and Cao Hai just said "Brothers and wives, don't be bullied", it sounds like Liu Youzhi is going to sleep a good man by force. He held back and laughed outright.

Liu Youzhi stretched out his hand to hook Cao Hai's chin: "Sister, I didn't want to play with you yet, but you thought about it first... But sister, I think you seem to be quite interesting, how about I give you a hand?"

Cao Hai was startled, this woman is so heroic!No matter how big Cao Hai's heart is and how thick-skinned he is, he still can't bear it.

Cao Hai shook his head sweatingly: "No, no, you're welcome, Sister You Zhi, I have something else to do, so I'm leaving first!"

After saying this, Cao Hai yelled at Zhao Qichao, and without waiting for Zhao Qichao's answer, he grabbed the bean bag and ran away. When he ran out of the clinic, he could still hear Liu Youzhi's laughter like an old demon from Montenegro.

Cao Hai originally wanted to hang out with Zhao Qichao until lunch, but now he can only retreat in a hurry with the beanbags, until he got into the elevator home, Cao Hai was gritting his teeth, Liu Youzhi, this is a very troublesome enemy, he must speed up Liu Youzhi can't take advantage of his footsteps!

What if Liu Youzhi went directly to Luo Fei and clarified his little thoughts?Does Luo Fei believe her or will he believe me?Luo Fei and I both slept on the same bed, so I should be more reliable...

Cao Hai deceived himself with reasons that he didn't even believe, but it was a pity that he could not continue to deceive after only a while. No matter how he thought about it, Luo Fei should believe Liu Youzhi more.

Then what should I do?Get rid of Liu Youzhi?Cao Hai imagined that he locked Liu Youzhi into a small dark room, and Liu Youzhi screamed every day that he should not respond, and the ground was ineffective, so he could only cry miserably, um, it was so cool!

After the obsession is over, it's time to think of a reliable idea.

Liu Youzhi is a woman who has known Luo Fei longer than herself, and she should have a closer relationship with Luo Fei than herself. Besides, Liu Youzhi is so smart and shameless. Does Liu Youzhi have any weaknesses?

have!Uncle Wang!I have to attack Uncle Wang first, so I can spread some rumors about Luo Fei's unreliability with Uncle Wang, so that Uncle Wang can take care of his daughter, and don't learn from Luo Fei!If Liu Youzhi is disobedient, with Uncle Wang's escapist temperament, he would be encouraged to pretend to hang himself or play the scene of running away from home with him, Uncle Wang would be very happy!

Cao Hai felt that he was simply a genius!After so many years of watching movies, television, and novels, the first step is to get close to Uncle Wang. How can I get close to Uncle Wang?Ask Doubao to pull the wheelchair for Uncle Wang...?

The elevator stopped, Cao Hai opened the door, loosened the dog leash on Doubao, Doubao rushed out in one stride, drank a few sips of water and started rolling around the room, rubbing on the sofa.

Cao Hai patted Doubao on the head, telling Doubao to be more calm. Doubao squinted at Cao Hai, then rushed to the bed in the bedroom and began to wipe his mouth, as if to rub the whole room with its smell.

Cao Hai looked at Doubao carefully, and felt that this plan seemed unfeasible, and the old man probably didn't want to ruin himself like that... As long as he wanted to live for another two years, he probably wouldn't let Doubao pull the wheelchair.

Unable to think of a suitable plan, Cao Hai was a little worried.Putting all this aside for the time being, Cao Hai simply turned on the computer, looked at the recipe first, and finished dinner.

The first time I try to cook, I must choose some simple ones. Cao Haiduniang made some fool recipes, and then compared them back and forth. I think braised eggplant looks quite reliable and should be easy to use; there is also a fool fish, It shouldn't be that hard to do!

Why don't you just cook by yourself at noon, you can practice your hands first and accumulate some experience.

As soon as he thought of it, Cao Guan went to the computer and went out to buy vegetables.Dou Bao wanted to follow, but Cao Hai didn't bring it.

A piece of pork, a few eggplants, and a crucian carp. After a short time, Cao Hai walked back with a few plastic bags.

The elevator door opened, and a strange middle-aged woman pushed Uncle Wang out slowly.

"Hey, young man, it's you! Why didn't you lead your dog today?" Uncle Wang signaled the woman behind him to stop, and greeted Cao Hai with a smile.

"Hello, Uncle Wang, don't call me young man, my name is Cao Hai, you can call me Xiao Cao or Xiao Hai. I have already taken the bean bag out to play this morning, and now I am going downstairs to buy some food." Cao Hai shook the plastic bag in his hand, and said on a whim, "Uncle Wang, I'll come back to you when I'm done, so we can eat together."

Uncle Wang smiled happily: "That's so embarrassing, it's rare for young people to be willing to accompany the old man nowadays. My girl came back yesterday and said that she has something to do today, so she probably doesn't want to have dinner with the old man. .”

Hearing that Liu Youzhi might not come back at noon, Cao Hai and Uncle Wang became more determined to eat together: "It's not fun for me to eat alone, so let's make it so. I will go to your house around 12 o'clock in a while, and you have to give me a meal." Open the door~"

"Okay, I'm at the door on the left of Xiao Luo's downstairs floor, don't you come." Uncle Wang nodded with satisfaction, and looked back at the middle-aged woman: "It happens that you have something to do in the afternoon, so why don't you come?" You can go straight away in a while, I will have dinner with Xiao Cao at noon, so you don't have to worry about it."

The middle-aged woman was very happy: "Then thank you, Xiao Cao, you don't need to clean the bowl after you finish eating, just rinse it and put it in the kitchen. I will clean it again tomorrow morning."

After a few more polite words, the middle-aged woman pushed Uncle Wang away.

Cao Hai watched the middle-aged woman put her mouth close to Uncle Wang's ear from time to time, and whispered a few words, which made Uncle Wang laugh heartily, and couldn't help feeling in his heart, this old man is really romantic!

When I got home, it was not yet 11 o'clock, Cao Hai decided to start cooking directly. For a novice, it is always good to have more time.

Download the recipes to the mobile phone, turn on the mobile phone and put it aside, and you can see the recipes at any time.Wash the vegetables, wash the meat, and the preparation work is complete.

Du Niang said that the head and tail of the eggplant should be removed and cut into hob shapes.

Well, it is easy to remove the head and tail, but what is the shape of the hob?Forget it, I guess it's just casually!Cao Hai heroically dismembered the eggplant.

The pork was washed and sliced ​​and chopped into puree, um, washed and sliced, the MD fell out of the chopping board!It's okay, take water and rinse it again, just wash it a few more times, Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang, Shuai Tao is busy~ Cao Hai is singing and working, full of energy!

Pour three tablespoons of oil into the pan and fry the minced meat.How much is three spoons?How big is the spoon?This is not clear at all, bad review!How many grams should be written on it!

But since the writing is not clear, it shouldn't matter if there is more or less. I heard that the dishes must be oily to be delicious. Well, half a bowl should be enough!Ignite the fire first, heat the oil, and then pour the meat paste into it boldly... stabbing, crackling...

The boiling oil in the pot splashed everywhere, so frightened that Cao Hai threw the spoon, ran from the kitchen to the living room, and hid behind the glass door of the kitchen to observe the battlefield.

The hot oil exploded the aroma of the minced meat, and the bean bag smelled the meat, and ran out excitedly, and put his head on Cao Hai's thigh, expressing that he wanted to eat it too.

After 2 minutes, the splash of oil was not so severe, Cao Hai opened the kitchen door, picked up the shovel and prepared to start frying the minced meat, well, there is no need to stir fry, the meat in the pot is already burnt...

Cao Hai is an educated, knowledgeable, cultured, and conscientious young man with three qualities. He knows that it is shameful to waste food, so Cao Hai dumped this pile of black unknown objects on the bean bag without thinking. bowl...

Doubao looked at the dark and unknown object in his bowl, smelled it from left to right, and didn't dare to speak after smelling it for a long time.

The first attempt failed, but failure is the mother of success, no one can succeed casually.All of this was already expected by Cao Hai, and he bought some extra ingredients just in case.

After cleaning the battlefield - brushing the pan and spatula, Cao Hai silently analyzed the battle situation. The reason for the spattering of the oil pan should be due to water, so you should dry the meat when washing it just now?Why didn't Du Niang even record such an important thing?Du Niang, it's really unreliable!

It's past eleven o'clock, it's too late to cut some meat and wait for it to dry, and I don't think there's time to cook other dishes, so Cao Hai decided to use up all the ingredients of the braised eggplant this time, witty All the leftover mincemeat went in the microwave - dry it out!

After 2 minutes, with a ding sound, Cao Hai turned on the microwave oven, and then he made an astonishing discovery: the minced meat had turned white!

There should be no difference between frying into white and microwave into white, right?Well, the difference shouldn't be that big, it's all cooked anyway!

The step of frying the minced meat was actually solved by using a microwave oven because of a small accident. Cao Hai felt that his actions were like God's help, and this time he would definitely succeed!

Du Niang said that the next step is to fry shallots and eggplants with 10 spoons of oil, and then add 5 spoons of water to boil.

If three scoops are half a bowl, ten scoops should be two bowls...Cao Hai is a little uncertain, it seems too much...Well, it's better to be cautious, put less, just put a bowl and a half!

Failure is the mother of success. Cao Hai wiped the chopped eggplant and green onion with a paper towel, and then started frying the eggplant according to the recipe. This time the oil did not splatter so much!

Cao Hai is very satisfied, he is a little genius!

Pour the minced meat into the pot, then stir-fry for 1 minute, uh, how come the minced meat won’t fall apart?With a little force, Cao Hai cut the lump of meat paste in half with a shovel. Under the white appearance of the meatball, there was a glowing red heart...

This microwave oven is too unreliable!Cao Hai scolded the microwave oven, and the shovel in his hand chopped the meat in the pot vigorously, trying to break it up, but Cao Hai's cooking skills were not good enough. The minced meat melted into mud together...

Sprinkle salt, turn off the fire after a few minutes, Cao Hai looked at a large bowl of braised eggplants and was a little worried. Is this delicious?Forget it, don't care, anyway, it's not for Luo Fei to eat, and it won't affect his perfect image in Luo Fei's eyes.

Cao Hai held the mood that the wind is rustling and the water is cold, and he took the dishes and two steamed buns and went downstairs.

The author has something to say:

Thinking of the first time I cooked...it was not long after we were together, Pangpang caught a cold, I thought I should take care of him...um...the dishes that time were really scary!

Then there was my second time cooking...that time I was also fat and sick...

I feel that Pangpang doesn't catch a cold or get sick now, and I really owe a lot to it! ! ! !Uh-huh!