fall in love with fake straight man

After Luo Fei changed into his underwear, he sat in front of the computer angrily. The computer's webpage was displaying the fool's recipe, and there was a TXT file next to it. Several recipes were copied from it, but there were a few extra brackets in the recipe. , the brackets are full of Cao Hai's questions - how many grams should the seasoning be?How long should this step take?

Looking at this recipe, Luo Fei's anger subsided a little. At least Cao Hai really wanted to cook something delicious for himself, at least he didn't look so white-eyed—even though dogs wouldn't eat anything he made...

Thinking of Dou Bao, Luo Fei looked left and right. Dou Bao was not in the bedroom, could it be that he was frightened by the tone of himself and Cao Hai just now?I heard that many dogs are timid and extremely sensitive. If their owners quarrel, they will be frightened and tremble aside. They want to ask Doubao to come and hug them to comfort them, but now they are still angry and can’t take the initiative to go out, otherwise their momentum will be weak, eh. Um!I have to ask Cao Hai to apologize to himself later, or let him play for nothing!

More than ten minutes have passed, and Cao Hai hasn't come in yet?Luo Fei looked at the closed door behind him with some doubts, feeling a little uneasy, wouldn't Cao Hai be scared by him too?He has already seen through these two days of contact. This big boy is unwilling to suffer and wants to save face. He can run away from home if he disagrees with him. up

Luo Fei felt a little uneasy, it wasn't a big deal at first, there was no need to be so nervous, not to mention that he had a lot of adults, and there was no need to be angry with a straight man, it wouldn't hurt him to look at him twice, it was because of this Something made his illness aggravated, and he seemed petty and unreasonable.

Luo Fei comforted himself and opened the door.

Cao Hai, who was sitting on the sofa, heard the door rang behind him, and immediately changed his sitting position, kneeling on the sofa with his chest leaning against the back of the sofa: "Well, I was wrong, Mr. Luo Fei, but I'm really not I mean to tease you, why don't you call back...?" After saying that, Cao Hai buried his head in his arms.

Luo Fei has black lines all over his head, what sir?Is this playing cosplay?What else to call back?Didn't two people fight when they were angry?Is Cao Hai out of his mind?

Luo Fei didn't speak, and walked directly behind Cao Hai, and then couldn't move his eyes... Well, so white!

Cao Hai changed back to the small dark green back space just now, kneeling on the sofa and poking his butt up high. From Luo Fei's point of view, it was white and pink, and it was unobstructed, just like Is it shouting welcome or inviting you into the urn...

Luo Fei was stunned by this scene, Luo Fei couldn't help but took a step forward, wanting to see it more clearly.

Cao Hai, you must live here forever!

That ravine is full of temptation!

Luo Fei swallowed his saliva, thinking about Cao Hai calling him an adult just now, thinking about him telling him to hit him back, and then remembering that he slapped his ass just now.Do you want to spank Cao Hai's white and tender ass?Numerous plots rolled through his mind, all kinds of novels and movies he had read appeared endlessly; whips, candles, and mouth gags all flashed before Luo Fei's eyes...

Luo Fei felt so hot, his face was so hot, no, his whole body was so hot!Is this stupid straight man testing his self-control?

Luo Fei wanted to force himself to be calm, but his hoarse voice had already betrayed him, and he said out of nowhere: "Apologize with an apologetic attitude! What did you just say? I didn't catch it!"

Cao Hai's head was still buried in his arms, and after a while, a muffled voice came out from the sofa: "My lord, I was wrong, I shouldn't slap your butt, if you are unhappy, slap me a few times Call back..."

Luo Fei's small universe started to burn, he really wanted to pounce on Cao Hai's ass hard, then, um, then um, then Luo Fei's body gave him the most real and strongest feedback...

Luo Fei raised his hand, then down...he pushed down his tent with all his might!

God, this scene must not be seen by Cao Hai!It's okay for two straight guys to slap each other's ass as a joke, but if a guy pitches a tent over another guy's ass, any fool knows what's going on!

You can't stay here anymore, it's too dangerous!

Luo Fei ran back to the bedroom without saying a word, grabbed a book and sat on the bed, and even took a pillow and put it between his legs to hide his ugliness...

Hearing Luo Fei's footsteps, Cao Hai blushed and raised his head, only seeing Luo Fei's back and the open bedroom door...

what 's wrong?Is Luo Fei still angry?I am obviously so shy, I have already humbly called Mr. Luo Fei!Why is he still angry?Or did he not hear at all at first?Just really let me repeat that and get freaked out?

Or, was he simply disgusted at the sight of his own ass?Is your ass that ugly?Cao Hai originally thought that he could use the opportunity of apologizing to let Luo Fei get used to the man's body and complete the seduction which is not considered seduction—even though he is a gong, although he still feels very ashamed, he still feels ashamed. His ass can't be that ugly, can it?

Oh my god, no way...or did I do something wrong again?

God, earth, cooking, underwear, butt, this is three consecutive blows to Luo Fei!This is the rhythm that I am about to be struck out!

No, no, I must do something to save my impression points!At this time, if you don't rush to flatter the horse, you will definitely be kicked out, and there will be no chance at all in the future. A man must be able to bend and stretch.

Cao Hai looked around and saw the fruit on the table, he quickly picked up the plate and followed Luo Fei into the bedroom.

Cao Hai put the fruit on the head of the bed, and then retreated to the end of the bed: "Are you sure you really don't want to hit me? I won't fight back..."

Luo Fei felt that his anger could not be suppressed anymore, he even felt that the pillow was going to be pushed up by himself.

The atmosphere in the room was too ambiguous, and Luo Fei couldn't help being frivolous in his words: "In the movie, shouldn't everyone bark in that pose?"

Barking?dog slave!After all, what Luo Fei watched was a movie with multiple tastes!Is this a nasty joke between straight men, or is Luo Fei taking revenge for 'teasing' him just now?

Cao Haimeng was overwhelmed, and the only thing left in his mind was to make Luo Fei happy, so he unconsciously said, "Wow~ woof woof!"

Luo Fei's eyes widened, his heart skipped two beats, and he answered cheaply: "You should wag your tail at this time..."

Tail wagging?Where did the tail come from?Cao Hai immediately thought of the tail and butt plugs sold on a certain treasure, is there still such a thing?How can this be!It's a shame that I'm an attack!

The blood immediately hit Cao Hai's brain, and Cao Hai turned black again. He simply smashed the jar, and there was no trace of shyness in his tone: "There is no tail, do you want to see if I shake it a few times?"

Luo Fei's mouth opened into an O shape, and he nodded after a long time, giving an affirmative answer: "Look!"

Cao Hai was defeated. He finally found out that Luo Fei was much more shameless than him.

After being stunned for a long time, Cao Hai did not dare to take off his pants. The heavy pressure of fate made his limbs weak, and he lay down on the bed: "Master, I was wrong, I accepted it, you can kill or cut as you like..."

Under the light, the dark green underwear made the whiteness in the middle more dazzling. Luo Fei really wanted to say, "Can I pay for it?"?But before the words reached his throat, Luo Fei pressed them back to the bottom of his heart, like pressing his tent with a pillow...

Luo Fei felt his throat was tight, as if he couldn't speak, so he couldn't help coughing twice.

Cao Hai looked up at Luo Fei and gave him a questioning look.

Luo Fei finally moved his eyes to Cao Hai's face: "I'm not angry anymore."

"Really?" Cao Hai was skeptical.

"Really, you are so sincere, I am really not angry."

"Scared me to death." Cao Hai turned over and lay on the bed, stretching his waist: "Then pour me a cup of tea, I'm sweating because of you..."

Luo Fei was still setting up the tent, so he didn't dare to move around. Just as he was looking for a suitable reason to refuse, Cao Hai grabbed the pillow between Luo Fei's legs and put it under his head.

At this moment, Luo Fei and Cao Hai were stunned.

Cao Hai really wanted to rub his eyes to make sure, but Luo Fei had already pulled a pillow and stood in front of him again, didn't he read it wrong just now?Luo Fei set up a tent?Luo Fei is a tent!Why did Luo Fei set up a tent?Was your seduction a success?Cao Hai couldn't believe his deduction, he couldn't be dreaming, could he?Do I want to wear this kind of underwear often in the future, but I am a gong!It's an attack!It's an attack!Could it be that the only way to lure Luo Fei is to use the back to remove cesium?

Luo Fei was also in a hurry, and was discovered by Cao Hai!what to do?what to do?what to do?Luo Fei used his brain urgently, trying to find a perfect excuse, when suddenly he saw the book that had fallen on the bed, and it was as if he had finally seen a life-saving straw.

Luo Fei pretended to be indifferent, picked up the book and handed it to Cao Hai: "Do you want to read it?"

Cao Hai confusedly accepted the book Luo Fei handed over, it was "Thick Black Studies".

Cao Hai was still fighting and struggling in his heart, he turned two pages absent-mindedly, and the handwriting on the book clearly appeared in his eyes:

’ Just as I was talking, I saw a young servant, who was born with beautiful features, clever and obedient, who was Ximen Qing’s personal servant, and his name was Dai’an’er. Mile."

Ximen Qing said: "I was talking about him, but he came in two."'

Ximen Qing?Cao Hai was confused and turned the book to the title page, only to see that there were three big characters "Jin Ping Mei" written on it!

Cao Hai looked at the cover, yes, it was "Thick Black Studies", and then looked at the title page, it was also correct, it was "Jin Ping Mei"!Looking at the content again, the name of the official Ximen appeared frequently.

Cao Hai was dumbfounded, and stared blankly at Luo Fei.

Luo Fei smiled triumphantly: "These are all bought by the university. The reason why they are packaged like this is to cope with the surprise inspection by the student union and supervisors. If they are placed in the dormitory like this, others will not say anything."

These books were indeed bought by Luo Fei when he was in college, in order to pretend to be a straight man...

The reason why I still keep these books, and it is still on the surface, is that I am worried that my colleagues or relatives will find out my biggest secret when they come to play.Luo Fei didn't care at all if these books were turned over, it would help him hide his sexuality, which was his best protection.

After hearing Luo Fei's words, Cao Hai immediately ran to the computer and flipped through the books.

"Hou Hei Xue" is "Jin Ping Mei"; "Human Relations" contains the story of "Monk Deng Cao"; "Chinese Office Culture" is the classic "Rouputuan"; "The cover of "Han Palace Twin Swallows"...

Cao Hai was completely dumbfounded...

Luo Fei happily looked at Cao Hai's back, those two balls of exposed fresh meat danced and danced, so cute, um, I just don't know if Cao Hai can dance, but if he can shake, it would be great!Thinking about it, Luo Fei couldn't help but set up the tent again.

After flipping through a few more pages of the book, Cao Hai understood. Could it be that Luo Fei set up the tent because of reading novels, not because of himself... Cao Hai felt that he had found the answer to his question, and he could finally let go of his hanging heart. But there was nowhere to hide the full sense of loss, and it was about to overflow from that heart.

It turns out that I don't even have a good novel when I take off my pants...

Cao Hai didn't bother to care about the empty underwear anymore, Luo Fei didn't bother to look anyway, so why should he be ashamed?Blindly shy in front of the air, what is hypocritical?

Cao Hai lazily lay back on the bed, not wanting to move.

Luo Fei feasted his eyes and dealt with the biggest crisis, finally heaved a sigh of relief, lay down beside Cao Hai, and continued to strengthen his fortress: "Those novels are quite classic, famous through the ages! You can take a look at it when you have nothing to do at home, I don't mind."

"Oh." Cao Hai lazily agreed, straight man, straight man, straight man with white liquid head, straight man who reads small books, it's really terrible, why don't you have many such good-looking men by your side Take a look.

Seeing that Cao Hai wasn't interested, Luo Fei changed the subject: "Would you like to watch some TV?"

Cao Hai was like a defeated rooster, he couldn't bring up any character at all, so he replied copiously: "Then let's watch Xiaoxin..."

"Yeah." Luo Fei got up and turned off the lights and TV in the living room, and turned on the TV in the bedroom before returning to bed.

The author has something to say:

A good friend suggested that I grab the metaphysics list... If I can get up in the middle of the night... this one will be posted in the middle of the night, if I sleep too soundly...

...I guess I won't get up...