fall in love with fake straight man

At this moment, Cao Rong was really shocked by her elder brother. In her imagination, Cao Hai should live a life of sleeping in the bridge hole on sunny days and being drenched like a dog in rainy days.If he was drenched hard, Cao Hai might not be able to resist going to the cubicle of the 24-hour cash machine in the bank, and then fighting with the homeless in the cubicle to grab territory, was beaten up and thrown out on the street ...Cao Hai probably doesn't have much money in his hands. He must be living a life where he buys a couple of steamed buns in the morning, eats a bowl of noodles at noon, and doesn't know what else to eat at night...

But actually?Although the place where Cao Hai lives is not luxurious, it has a bed and a computer, and the house is cleaned better than Cao Hai’s own kennel. Now I heard that someone cooks for him and even takes care of his work. This is not Cao Hai at all. The kind of running away from home that Rong imagined!

When Cao Rong said the benefactor, Cao Hai frowned when he heard these two words. The words of the girls are too ugly. Cao Hai couldn't help scolding: "What kind of benefactor, don't talk nonsense."

Cao Rong nodded in understanding, and then said in a nonchalant manner: "Brother! You have found your husband!"

Cao Hai exploded!After chasing after Cao Rong, he began to rub her head: "Husband, you big-headed ghost! You don't learn well every day! Today, your brother, I must eliminate harm for the people!"

Cao Rong screamed and struggled a few times, but didn't run away, only to find that Cao Hai's big hand that was grasping her indiscriminately slowly eased down.

"When did you know?"

"what do you know?"

Cao Hai felt a bit bitter in his mouth, bit his lips and asked again: "When did you know that I like men?"

Cao Rong bit her finger and began to recall: "Junior high school, right? At that time, I bought a lot of books on purpose, such as "The World's Number One First Love", "Secret Garden"... I studied it for a long time!"

Cao Hai couldn't help but began to knock Cao Rong on the head again: "When you were in junior high school, I was just in high school at most! At that time, I didn't even know that I was gay, but you knew it first?"

Cao Rong squatted on the ground, covered her head and began to beg for mercy: "The bystander is clear, the bystander is clear! I have already seen that you have the physique of Xiaoshou! This is a natural beauty that cannot be abandoned."

Xiaoshou your sister, the old paper is an attack!But there was no way to argue with his sister about this thing, Cao Hai was so angry that he was about to vomit blood...

After arguing for a long time, the brother and sister finally sat down on the sofa.

Cao Rong found a place to sit far away from Cao Hai, and hugged a pillow in her arms, obviously using the pillow as a shield.

"Brother, you were discovered by your family because of your husband?"

Cao Hai, who had just calmed down, almost ran away again: "What husband, can you stop talking nonsense! I was an accident, and I came out of the closet by myself."

Cao Rong nodded knowingly: "Your husband..." As soon as the words came out, seeing that Cao Hai's face was not right, Cao Rong changed her words urgently: "Um, your boyfriend, boyfriend! This is your boyfriend's house. ? Did he know about you running away from home?"

Cao Hai rolled his eyes: "This is your boyfriend's house!"

Cao Rong was stunned for a moment, but didn't realize it: "How can I have a boyfriend?"

"Luo Fei..." After saying this, Cao Hai felt an inexplicable sourness in his heart. Isn't his extravagant expectation a bit too much?I don't know what Cao Rong's impression of Luo Fei is, if she really wants to develop a relationship with Luo Fei, she should move out by herself, manly man, why not have a husband?The world is so big, how can we not settle down!However, I still have to remind Rongrong to beware of Liu Youzhi!

Depressed Cao Hai had already compiled a bitter drama in his head, and Cao Rong didn't remember who Luo Fei was...

Cao Rong scratched her chin: "Luo Fei, this name is quite familiar, it seems to be on my lips, but why can't I remember it?"

The jealousy in Cao Hai's heart evaporated immediately, and my younger sister couldn't remember who Luo Fei was, and she seemed to have no idea about her: "Luo Fei is the blind date your mother arranged for you. The one who let me accompany him to the movies!"

Cao Rong finally remembered that it was Luo Fei.However, Cao Rong had already forgotten Luo Fei's specific appearance, and only had a rough outline in her mind.

Cao Rong really didn't expect this to be Luo Fei's home. Doesn't that mean... his eyes were bigger than glass balls: "Brother... you two, you two started dating at the cinema? Isn't that too heroic!"

Cao Hai suddenly...

After a while, Cao Hai finally cheated the corpse. He rushed in front of Cao Rong with a stride, pointed his fingers at Cao Rong's head and started bouncing.As an elder brother, Cao Hai felt that he had the obligation to check how big the hole was in her head!

After playing for a full 2 ​​minutes, Cao Rong, who could not bear the humiliation, screamed and stood up, swearing to the death to resist Cao Hai's violence. The two brothers and sisters had a pillow fight on the sofa with pillows.

Dou Bao, who was awakened by the noise, poked his head out of the bedroom and saw that the person fighting with Cao Hai was an acquaintance, so he turned and went back...

A few minutes later, the two brothers and sisters stopped when they heard someone knocking on the door.

Cao Hai straightened his clothes and went to open the door.

"My dad heard a sound downstairs, so he insisted on me coming up to check it out. Is it from your house? Are you okay?" Liu Youzhi was wearing a low-cut top, waving a fan, and looked at Cao Hai with a displeased expression. .

"It's okay, it's okay, I'm sorry, sister Zhi, please help me, thank you, Uncle Wang." Cao Hai accompanied him with a smiling face.

"You're welcome." Hearing that Cao Hai said it was all right, Liu Youzhi turned around and left.

Cao Hai's heart suddenly moved: "By the way, Sister Youzhi, tell Uncle Wang for me, I won't go down at noon today! Luo Fei's girlfriend is here, and he won't be back until after get off work. Let me greet you."

Liu Youzhi stopped for a while, looked Cao Hai from top to bottom several times, and finally smiled,

Walked back: "Yo, Luo Fei already has a girlfriend, why didn't I know?"

Seeing Liu Youzhi's smile, Cao Hai hated his teeth so much, he also faked an apologetic smile, and said with a stick: "Sister Youzhi is always on business trips, young people's emotions change quickly, it's normal if you don't know Well!"

Liu Youzhi smiled brighter, and put a hand on Cao Hai's shoulder: "Luo Fei's relationship changes quickly enough, and he has a 'girlfriend' in just a month. I can also be regarded as Luo Fei's sister, You call his girlfriend out and show me~ It just so happens that everyone knows each other."

Seeing Liu Youzhi's appearance, Cao Hai was a little frightened, Liu Youzhi is such a domineering girl...she wouldn't beat Cao Rong, would she?

Cao Hai quickly moved his body and blocked the door completely to prevent Liu Youzhi from rushing in. After all, Cao Rong is his younger sister. As an older brother, of course he should protect his younger sister: "Let's wait for Luo Fei to come back at night, hehe."

Liu Youzhi touched Cao Hai's face with his light-white fingers: "That's fine, but Luo Fei already has a girlfriend, isn't it uncomfortable for you to be alone? Do you want me to comfort you, Big Sister?"

It was as if Cao Hai had been cast with a fixing spell, and his whole body froze...

"Wahhahahaha, I'm just kidding you, look at your stupidity, don't tell me you haven't been close to women before." Liu Youzhi laughed like Dongfang Bubai for a long time before turning around and going downstairs.

Cao Hai closed the door depressed, and scorned in his heart: Liu Youzhi, this is a female hooligan!

Cao Customs came to the door, and when he turned around, he saw Cao Rong behind him, guessing that Liu Youzhi should have seen her just now, so why didn't Liu Youzhi directly challenge Cao Rong, instead he came to tease himself?What the hell is this crazy woman trying to do?It's really confusing.

Now not only Cao Hai is confused, Cao Rong is also a little confused: "Brother, who is that man? Why do you say that Luo Fei is my boyfriend, Luo Fei and I are not as familiar as you."

Hearing Cao Rong's question, Cao Hai finally made a final decision in his heart. He held Cao Rong's hands and looked at Cao Rong seriously: "Sister, tell me the truth, do you like Luo Fei?"

Cao Rong was taken aback and withdrew her hand suddenly: "Brother, you are crazy! You are not going to sell your sister just to have a place to live, are you?"

With a black line in his head, Cao Hai grabbed Cao Rong's shoulders again, and asked persistently, "Tell me what's on your mind, do you like Luo Fei?"

Cao Rong twisted her shoulders vigorously, and stepped back step by step: "Brother, it's really not possible. Let me raise some money for you, so let's rent a house by ourselves, okay? Your sister is still young, and I don't want to get married and have children now... you Isn't it always on my side? You can't betray your belief!"

Although Cao Rong didn't give an exact answer, Cao Hai already understood Cao Rong's attitude, and heaved a long sigh of relief in his heart: "Rong Rong... If you don't like Luo Fei, why don't you give me a hand?" ?”

Cao Rong finally stopped struggling, and her two big eyes lit up bit by bit. She suddenly grabbed Cao Hai's hands on her shoulders with her backhand: "Brother, did you fall in love with Luo Fei? You are my brother." Well, I will definitely help you! I will contact him in a while and ask him to meet at night, saying that I apologize for letting him dove last time, and then I will take him to the open room at night and give him some trizolen (sleeping pills) , just let you in, what do you think!"

Seeing that Cao Hai didn't respond, Cao Rong happily put on her shoes while talking: "Brother, wait, I'll go to the hospital right now and say that I'm depressed and have severe insomnia. I'm sure I can get Sanzuolun! By the way, Do you still want lubricant? What size condom do you want? I'll buy it for you together!"

Cao Hai has been scared stupid by Cao Rong, he firmly believes that there must be a big hole in Cao Rong's head, he must check it out immediately!

Cao Hai grabbed Cao Rong who was about to go out, bent his fingers, and started a new round of attacks on Cao Rong's head. The brother and sister started to quarrel again...

After a while, the two brothers and sisters got bored, and finally sat back on the sofa honestly. This time, before Cao Rong could speak, Cao Hai first talked about what happened to him in the past few days ——He really didn't dare to let Cao Rong speak casually, even if Cao Rong didn't have a hole in her head, she still had a hole in her heart!This girl obviously has a wrong outlook, if she is allowed to flirt casually, maybe it will get involved somewhere.

Cao Hai poured Cao Rong a glass of water, and began to tell stories: from how he confessed to his parents to the cheating psychiatrist; from losing the bean bag to Luo Fei accidentally picking up the bean bag; Take good care of.Of course, Cao Hai did not forget to tell about his number one enemy, Liu Youzhi!

Cao Rong was listening and expressing her opinions, full of emotion!Cao Hai lost the bean bag and ran away from home. Luo Fei picked up the bean bag and took in its owner, Cao Hai. The two lived together like this.This is a match made in heaven!This is the arrangement of fate!Supreme Treasure said that the arrangement of God is the biggest!Liu Youzhi is just a paper tiger, he can completely stand aside in front of the arrangement of God!

Cao Rong firmly stated her position, and Cao Hai, who said this series of fatalism, smiled happily, praised her sister's analysis for a reason, and immediately let the fart fly.

The siblings chatted for a while, and Cao Rong held her stomach and said she was hungry, and asked Cao Hai to cook noodles—she knew Cao Hai too well, and she only dared to eat instant noodles when Cao Hai made food!

Cao Hai entered the kitchen, brought out a bowl of boiled pork slices that had barely touched his chopsticks, and asked Cao Rong proudly, "Would you like instant noodles or boiled pork?"

Cao Rong expressed her amazement in a very face-saving way. Of course, she knew that this could not be Cao Hai's masterpiece, so how this pot of meat came from was obviously ready to be revealed: "This is the love lunch that Luo Fei made for you? Brother! You must catch this brother-in-law for me!"

Brother, brother-in-law?The corners of Cao Hai's mouth twitched a little, he was really too lazy to talk to his younger sister.Of course, he wouldn't explain that this was the takeaway he bought from a small restaurant after failing to cook...

The author has something to say:

Hmm... Yesterday Fatty told me something at noon to remind me to remember to eat, and I resolutely did not recover!

When he came back at night, he reasoned with me, saying that I should admit my mistake...

Then I reasoned with him - what a big deal, if you don't talk to me for a day, you are completely cold and violent!It's just too much, you know you're wrong?

After our constant discussions, he finally realized his mistake, what a tsundere fat man!