fall in love with fake straight man

Cao Hai went to eat, and Cao Rong, who was aggrieved, took the clothes Cao Hai bought and the heavy suitcase to squeeze the subway...

At noon, Cao Rong ate some snacks, and by this time she was a little hungry, looking at her miserable appearance, and thinking of Cao Hai's leisurely life, delicious food and wine, Cao Rong's back molars were almost worn out!

Not far from the subway station, I arrived at Luo Fei's residential area, and downstairs I saw Liu Youzhi and a girl walking hand in hand.

"Sister Youzhi!" Cao Rong greeted Liu Youzhi when she saw it from a distance.

Liu Youzhi was very happy when she heard someone calling her. Seeing that it was Cao Rong, she was thinking about Cao Hai and wanted to talk to Cao Rong, so that Cao Rong could persuade Cao Hai that there are no fragrant grasses anywhere in the world. We must let her this flower go...

Liu Youzhi held Xiaoman's hand and walked to Cao Rong's side. He saw Cao Rong's pile of luggage at a glance, and couldn't help but teased: "What? Rong Rong, you want to move here to live with Luo Fei?"

"No way, these are all my brother's belongings. He is going to live in Luo Fei's parents right now, so he will take care of everything!" Cao Rong shook her sore wrist, and was still helping her brother announce His sovereignty over Luo Fei.

Hearing Cao Hai's name, Liu Youzhi became a little nervous, and couldn't help exerting some force on the hand he was holding with Xiaoman.

Now the situation is more complicated - Cao Rong is Luo Fei's girlfriend, Cao Hai is Luo Fei's uncle, Cao Hai seems to be interested in him, and he is Luo Fei's good friend.The key is that both myself and Luo Fei are crooked, and the more important thing is that Luo Fei doesn't seem to want to come out now, so for Luo Fei, I had better not use the reason of coming out to reject Cao Hai, otherwise, Cao Hai If you follow along with Cao Rong, it's easy to get Luo Fei involved, so that's not good...

Liu Youzhi moved the corner of his mouth stiffly, and asked seemingly indifferently, "Where's your brother?"

Liu Youzhi's smile is too fake, not to mention Xiaoman, who gets along with her day and night, can see it, even Cao Rong secretly raised her vigilance, yesterday Cao Rong guessed that Liu Youzhi is actually interested in Cao Hai, but Cao Hai has already turned into a The rounded Xiao Ca didn't understand a woman's heart at all, and thought she had fallen in love with Luo Fei, but looking at it now, she asked Cao Hai as soon as they met, no wonder Liu Youzhi had no ghosts in his heart!

"My brother, he is having dinner with Luo Fei, and he has to come back later. I wonder if I can put the things at your house first, and let him come and pick them up at night. Is it convenient for Sister Zhi?" Cao Rong tilted her head and smiled, and the two One eye fixed on Liu Youzhi.

Cao Hai is coming to my house at night?Xiaoman will stay here today!If that bastard Cao Hai confesses his love at night, I won’t be laughed to death by Xiaoman?Liu Youzhi wanted to refuse, but he didn't know how to open it. After all, this matter was too small, forget it, at worst, he would take Xiaoman to the movies at night, and let the old man deal with Cao Hai!

"Well, if there's anything wrong with it, just leave it to me!" Liu Youzhi made up his mind, and took the suitcase from Cao Rong's hand.

This plot is simple to say, but in Cao Rong's eyes, it has a different taste-such a small matter, why do you hesitate if you have no ghosts?Is it embarrassment, embarrassment, embarrassment?Looking at her appearance yesterday, she doesn't look like this kind of person. Could it be that she misunderstood that her brother was interested in her, and she was looking for an opportunity to get close to her, so she suddenly became shy?But at Liu Youzhi's age, he still pretends to be innocent, which makes it difficult for him to speak!

While thinking about it, Cao Rong put everything into Liu Youzhi's hands: "Sister Youzhi, I have something to do later, so I won't go up. I'm really sorry, but I'm sorry to trouble you."

"You're welcome, come and play when you have time!" Liu Youzhi, who had already made up his mind, forgot to ask Cao Rong to call Cao Hai for help, and simply took the packages, and then planned to say goodbye to Cao Rong.

But it's a pity that the brothers and sisters of the Cao family have never played their cards according to common sense...

After handing over everything, Cao Rong didn't say goodbye, looked down at the tip of her shoe, and said hesitantly, "Well, sister Youzhi..."

Seeing Cao Rong's ostrich appearance, Xiaoman somewhat misunderstood, but she knew the general idea and didn't say anything, just squeezed Liu Youzhi's hand gently.

The smell of vinegar was too strong, Liu Youzhi thought it was a little funny, and gently pinched Xiaoman's hand back, before making a nasal sound: "Huh? What's the matter?"

Cao Rong plucked up her courage and raised her head: "Sister Youzhi, well, I know that my brother looks pretty good, but after getting to know him for a long time, I will know that he is actually quite average, with a good personality and figure. normal……"

figure?Liu Youzhi remembered the scene of Luo Fei taking off Cao Hai's shirt again, and he spoke quickly, and said directly: "Your brother is in good shape, and his waist is also..."

It's so good. Before he could say the three words, Liu Youzhi knew he had made a mistake—Xiaoman had already pinched her with his nails... For the sake of image, Liu Youzhi squeezed Xiaoman's hand lightly, maintaining a stiff smiley.

Listening to Liu Youzhi's words and looking at her smirk, Cao Rong confirmed her guess, took a deep breath, and then continued: "No, no, my brother is really bad... Sister Youzhi You are very good, I think you can go for a better one, more suitable for you, really! Well, that's it, see you Zhijie!"

As soon as she finished speaking, Cao Rong felt that her statement was too straightforward. Can an older girl like Liu Youzhi, who pretends to be innocent, bear it?Shouldn't you turn your face on the spot?Forget it, don't embarrass yourself here!

With a wave of his hand, Cao Rong disappeared...

Looking at Cao Rong's back, Liu Youzhi didn't remember it for a long time, and looked at Xiaoman blankly: "What is she talking about?"

Xiaoman stared at Liu Youzhi firmly: "She said you want both men and women to eat!"

'quack' a crow flies across the sky.

Liu Youzhi was dumbfounded: "Don't be kidding..."

"Who's joking? Everyone has already said that his brother is not suitable for you, so stop chasing him! Isn't that just saying that you are recommending yourself? Oh, you don't want to be both male and female in your relationship. You want to change your ways and return to the right?" The corners of Xiaoman's eyes curled up, obviously he couldn't hold back his laughter anymore!

This is simply thunder rolling in the sky!Where and where?Liu Youzhi wanted to go home and fight Cao Hai desperately!Obviously you were the one who hugged my mother when you were drunk, and stared at her like a pervert in the elevator. It was you who had the wrong intentions for her!My old lady didn't even ask you to settle accounts, but you actually beat me up and asked your sister to tell me not to chase you?Cao Hai, Cao Hai, you are going to become an immortal!

This time it was Liu Youzhi's turn to grind her teeth, she threw the thing on the ground viciously: "Don't listen to her fart! Let's go, let's go home!"

Xiaoman picked up the things in the same way: "Don't, I still want to meet my love rival tonight! I have to see how attractive this man is, and I want to straighten my husband."

Well, the plan to watch a movie is over... Liu Youzhi took the things in Xiaoman's hand depressedly, and started to walk home. While walking, she was thinking, Cao Hai, what's going on?Could it be that he misunderstood, in fact, Cao Hai didn't mean much to him?Or is this the latest chick routine?

Well, to say that this is a great way to pick up girls, then he may include playing hard to get, fishing in troubled waters, scaring the snakes, cheating the sky, hiding the knife in a smile, pretending to be crazy, turning against customers, creating something out of nothing... This simply includes most of the 36 tricks!

Liu Youzhi couldn't help but shudder, the straight man now is so scary!

Let's talk about Cao Hai and his party who are eating wildly.

In the dining room, Luo Fei was terrified after eating the meal. He had to keep an eye on Sister Zhu not to miss the point, and he also had to prevent Cao Hai from drinking too much and talking nonsense...

Well, the latter one is almost impossible to guard against. Just this moment, I have already praised Sister Zhu to Cao Hai in the bathroom, on the sofa, and on the bed!

It's a good thing that Sister Zhu knows that I'm crooked, or else she thinks I'm interested in her?

Eh?Cao Hai won't think that I'm interested in sister Zhu. Is this paving the way for me?It's not right, he should help her sister Cao Rong, after all, he should not be clear about the private communication between Cao Rong and himself.Luo Fei felt very speechless, why did the other two people at this table care so much about their lifelong affairs!

Of course, even if Luo Fei boiled his brains, he still couldn't figure it out. This is simply Cao Hai declaring his ownership of himself...

Eat and drink, basically full of wine and food, Sister Zhu has collected enough materials for interpretation to open a Japanese photography company, finally wiped her mouth in satisfaction, glanced at her phone, and gave Luo Fei another wink, she was ready to implement It's a good plan.

"Ah, I didn't pay attention. I have something to do tonight. I have to go first. I'm so sorry..."

Cao Hai also looked at the time: "Ah, I happen to be full too, let's go together." After finishing speaking, Cao Hai wanted to get up and go to the waiter to pay the bill.

Luo Fei grabbed Cao Hai: "You're full and I'm not full yet, so why worry, Sister Zhu, if you have something to do, go first, see you on Monday!"

"Well, see you on Monday." Sister Zhu waved her hand, then blinked at Luo Fei.

Cao Hai could see her eyes this time - she loves to wink so much, she is not afraid of conjunctivitis!Cao Hai was so angry that he clenched his fists and lost his appetite, so he simply lit a cigarette and watched Luo Fei eat.

Luo Fei said he wasn't full yet, but after Sister Zhu left, he didn't eat even two bites, so he put down his chopsticks.

Luo Fei took a cigarette from Cao Hai's place. In the slow smoke, he swung his wine glass and raised his eyebrows at Cao Hai: "Do you want to play something exciting?"

This evening, although he drank slowly, Cao Hai also drank a few bottles of beer, and he became somewhat dizzy. He suddenly heard the word 'stimulating' in his numb brain, and he immediately became more energetic.

Under the dim light, Cao Hai stared blankly at Luo Fei.

Perhaps it was because of the wine, Luo Fei's bright eyes glistened, and the swaying wine glass looked very attractive. Is this a game of mouth-to-mouth feeding?

Cao Hai took a deep breath, suppressing his excitement, his thoughts began to run wild again - I knew that the back space was definitely not in vain, and PP's sacrifice was worth it!Are we about to take the first step in this small box?

Swallowing, licking his lips, Cao Hai gently closed his eyes, and nodded vigorously!

Luo Fei thinks that Cao Hai must be drunk, he can't open his eyes when he is drunk, forget it, just let him play drunk, let him vent!

"Hey, Xiao Hai, have you ever eaten the overlord's meal?"

Overlord meal?Cao Hai opened his eyes in bewilderment. His brain, which had been anesthetized by alcohol, could not go back to the right path.Does it mean that you won't give money after kissing?That should be called Overlord Prostitution!Ah, vote for me!I don't want money, and I don't mind giving change!As long as you are willing to get down, I will give you my most precious thing!

The more he thought about it, the more crooked he was, Cao Hai grinned again.

Luo Fei looked at Cao Hai who was smirking, hey, Cao Hai probably got drunk again, forget it, go crazy with him!

Making up his mind, Luo Fei threw away the cigarette butt in his hand, neatly put away the two people's things, without saying a word, took Cao Hai's hand and walked out.

"Huh?" Cao Hai made a questioning nasal sound.

Luo Fei stood where he was, and put his mouth next to Cao Hai's ear: "Don't talk, let's have a king's meal, I will take you to escape the bill~"

The hot air hit Cao Hai's ears, and Cao Hai's brain and heart became drunk...

In the corridors and halls, Luo Fei held Cao Hai's hand and walked quickly all the way. Occasionally, two waiters passed by them, but they had no interaction with them at all.

Soon after arriving at the hotel door, Luo Fei took Cao Hai's hand and pushed open the hotel door, only then did Cao Hai realize what happened.

He hastily tugged at Luo Fei: "Well, we don't need to evade the order, I brought the money..."

Listening to Cao Hai's words, Luo Fei suddenly felt... so fucking discouraged, this is not the line that should be said under the current situation, okay?

Gritting his teeth, Luo Fei acted as if he hadn't heard what Cao Hai said. He couldn't tell Cao Hai now that this meal was a group purchase, and sister Zhu had finished all the drinks just now. I said that I would take you to eat Bawang meal just to tease you... ...It would be too silly to say the whole thing [beep——]! (Eh? It’s so harmonious to put this sound-absorbing character here!)

Luo Fei pulled Cao Hai hard, shouted loudly: "Run!" and ran out first by himself.

Following Luo Fei's strength, Cao Hai finally ran together under the street lights...

Not far away, at the entrance of the hotel, Sister Zhu was so excited that her eyes filled with tears, and she took pictures of the backs of the two running hand in hand with her mobile phone one by one...

That's right, you don't have to be a couple, but for a great rotten girl, you can create your own opportunities and have fun!

The author has something to say:

By the way, I forgot to say,

The one who mailed me the special rice cake~ I have already received it~ It is very delicious, my fat man goes to work, I was sick at noon yesterday and I was too lazy to heat up the rice, so I ate more than half of it~~~~!Wow ha ha ha ha

Well, I didn’t see you online on Q. I’ve been sleeping a lot these days, and I often don’t bother to watch QQ, so I’m here to express my thanks.

In addition, I returned my special product according to the package address - dry sausage, the porridge or lazy rice are super delicious~ I hope you like it~~~