fall in love with fake straight man

Cao Rong called Cao Hai, but she ran away, leaving only two men at the entrance of the theater, messing around in the wind...

Well, in fact, there is no wind at all, otherwise, Gu Xiaobai, who is sad and sad, would not have to race to create wind by himself.

Cao Hai looked at Luo Fei in front of him, and smiled awkwardly, his old sister was too unreliable.Cao Hai secretly decided that when this matter is over, he must publish in the newspaper and sever kinship with her.

"Well, go in?" This is an interrogative sentence, because Cao Hai is not sure whether the poor straight blind date man in front of him is willing to watch a movie with a man.

Cao Hai's cautious expression made Luo Fei want to laugh, and now it seems a bit offending to say that he can't go in to watch a movie, so he nodded, and stretched out his hand to make a false introduction into the theater: "Meet you again, my name is Luo Fei. "

"Hello, my name is...you can just call me Xiao Hai, ha ha." Cao Hai almost said his full name, if Luo Fei found out that these so-called friends are actually brothers and sisters, he would definitely think he was being tricked. ?He must be very angry! At that time, it will be extremely difficult to coax him... But in fact Luo Fei is really being tricked... Cao Hai feels that being a straight man is really pitiful.

However, in order to prevent Luo Fei from suing, and to prevent himself from being scolded by his father, Cao Hai couldn't show his sympathy for Luo Fei at all, and he had to accompany Cao Rong carefully: "Well, girl Rongrong Although she is heartless and lacks a string in her head, she is really a good girl..."

Luo Fei also smiled: "Well, it can be seen that you two have a good relationship?"

Cao Hai laughed even more awkwardly: "Don't get me wrong, Rongrong and I have nothing, we are super innocent, she is like my girl." "I'm really tired.

Luo Fei paused, what did he just say?Cao Rong looks like your girl?Am I on a blind date with your girl?Co-author, should I kneel down and call my father-in-law right now?Who is this!It's full level to take advantage of others!

"Hehe..." Luo Fei smirked awkwardly.

Cao Hai became anxious: "Don't believe me, really, I even changed her diaper when she was a child, I really regarded her as a girl!"

Luo Fei was about to lose his smirk, the person in front of him didn't take advantage of it enough...

In fact, Luo Fei can see that Xiao Hai and Cao Rong should be innocent, and their family conditions should be good, but because the family conditions are good, they protect their children so well, there is nothing wrong with these two heartless people Social experience!What is Cao Rong doing?What did Xiao Hai say?

Luo Fei decided to change the subject: "Xiao Hai, are you wearing a jade bracelet? The shape looks quite simple."

Luo Fei saw Cao Hai's bracelet yesterday, men rarely wear jade bracelets, but Cao Hai's jade bracelets are square, so you can tell at a glance that they are men's.

"En, Moyu's." Cao Hai said while reaching out his hand in front of Luo Fei: "It was passed down by the elders in the family."

Luo Fei took a closer look, there was a groove on the top and bottom of Moyu's bracelet, a cloud-swallowing beast was embossed in the middle, and there were several cloud patterns on both sides. The jade was exquisite, exquisitely carved, and simple in style. It looks like a good thing, Luo Fei couldn't help but praise: "Well, it's very beautiful, it suits you very well."

"That's right. At that time, Rongrong was crying and begging for it, but my grandma didn't give it to her..." Cao Hai realized what he had said after he had said all the words. He wanted to slap himself anxiously, and quickly said: " Well, our two families are neighbors, and she has robbed me since I was a child..."

Can the jade bracelet passed down by the elders be given to the neighbors?Can the neighbor be ashamed to ask for it?Luo Fei finally smiled heartily, no wonder what Xiao Hai said just now sounded weird, and he said that he had changed diapers, so it was brother and sister!However, these two brothers and sisters are really careless!

Until entering the private room, Luo Fei still smiled meaningfully, laughing so hard that Cao Hai's hairs stood on end, wishing he could just throw himself on the ground, hugging Luo Fei's thigh, and shouted for mercy.

"That...that... Brother Luo, Rongrong just can't save face...Your lord has a lot of people, I will treat you later, can we eat and bath together? Don't mention me when you go back, just say that you watched it with Rongrong Is the movie okay?"

Luo Fei gave the waiter the group buying code, and after the waiter brought the snacks and fruit plate and left, Luo Fei sat down on the sofa with footrests, leaned against the sofa and smiled at Cao Hai.Luo Fei didn't intend to make such a small report at first, but the way Cao Hai scratched his head was really funny.

"Brother Luo, please forgive me. If my uncle and aunt find out about this, Rongrong will be beaten. They beat children very hard. Those who can beat them will not be able to get out of bed for half a month..."

"Well... you think, I'll make this matter clear, and then I'll say something nice for Rongrong, and let Rongrong pass the responsibility on to you. How about you, the older brother, take more care of yourself?"

Cao Hai moved the snacks to Luo Fei's side one by one: "Boss, they are all sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes. If you look up and see you down, the mountains and rivers will meet! The sea of ​​suffering is boundless. When you turn back, you will find the shore. You can become a Buddha immediately by putting down the butcher knife... How about next time you have time, I'll help you tie Rongrong here..."

Luo Fei felt that today's blind date was really interesting, and Cao Rong's brother was really amused: "Well, let's see how you behave today!"

"Brother Luo is very powerful!" Cao Hai burst into tears, continuing to act like a dog...

"Brother Luo, what do you want to see?"

"random."

"Ghost movies?" This is Cao Hai's favorite genre, but unfortunately his parents don't like it, and he doesn't dare to watch it himself, so he can only catch Cao Rong to watch it together when he gets the chance.However, Cao Rong is also very timid, similar to Cao Hai, she is full of sesame gallbladder. Every time after watching a ghost movie, Cao Rong will always be too scared to go to the bathroom. , she tried to pour water on Cao Hai, trying to find a comrade in arms...

Cao Hai and Cao Rong, brothers and sisters, can't stand this kind of seven-injury fist for a long time, but when it comes to holding back urine, men are born to have an advantage over women. After taking physiology class, Cao Rong Just reacted, and never watched horror movies with Cao Hai again.Cao Hai himself was left. He hadn't watched a horror movie for several years. He happened to have someone to accompany him today, so Cao Hai really wanted to have a good time.

"No." Luo Fei doesn't like watching ghost movies, because he thinks ghost movies are fake, and they end up with mental illness or pretending to be ghosts, which is really boring.

"Action movie?" Cao Hai gave the second option.

"No." The brother of the blind date can't watch an "action movie" without a plot, only simple scenes, and two or three people acting the whole scene, and the plot of an action movie that usually fights back and forth is not interesting, of course, if it is true Luo Fei was even more unwilling to watch 'action movies for men and women', so he refused more simply than before.

This is straight man!That's casual!Cao Hai's heart has already started to turn the tables, no wonder he wants to use blind dates to find a partner, which girl likes this kind of scum!

But Cao Hai had no choice but to put on a smile: "Let's watch "The King's Name". It has just been released for a few days." Afraid of being rejected by Luo Fei again, Cao Hai added: "I heard it is very good. Been waiting for a long time."

When Cao Hai said that, Luo Fei couldn’t say anything else. It happened that Xiaobai had heard about this movie at noon, so it’s better to watch it in advance. If it’s a thunder drama, just tell Xiaobai to let him watch it online. .

The lights dim and the movie begins.

On the screen, meteorites fell from the sky one after another, Luo Fei's eyes began to twitch, what the hell, this is actually a cartoon!Luo Fei has almost never watched cartoons since he was an adult, and when he saw that this so-called good movie was actually a cartoon, he felt dull...

Luo Fei worked hard last night. Today he got up late and walked in a hurry. He just ate two Snickers bars on the way. However, such a small amount of food could not fill his stomach at all. It was a thousand miles away, and the time spent watching cartoons was naturally used by Luo Fei to eat snacks.

Snacks are not as good as meals, and Luo Fei can't stuff handfuls of popcorn into his mouth with other people around him.After eating snacks for ten minutes at a leisurely pace, Luo Fei still felt empty in his stomach.

Just when Luo Fei was trying to fill his stomach, he heard the sound of paper being pulled out next to him. Luo Fei raised his head, and on the other side of the sofa, Cao Hai was quietly wiping away his tears.

Luo Fei stared blankly at Cao Hai, who was silently sentimental beside him, feeling very speechless, and didn't know what to say... This person - there must be something wrong... It's just watching a cartoon, is he really so moved? ?

Luo Fei glanced at the screen, it seems that the text messages in the male protagonist's phone are disappearing bit by bit?Luo Fei didn't pay attention to the previous plot, and his head was muddled. He didn't understand what the plot was, so he refocused on Cao Hai.

In the plot, Mitsuha and Taki's hands intertwined in the afterglow of the setting sun, they found each other at dusk and called each other's names, when Taki said the phrase 'I'm here to see you, it's not easy, you are good far away. 'This picture touched Cao Hai's tears even more, Cao Hai used up most of the paper drawer...

When Taki said, "You, come to me when I didn't know you, of course I couldn't recognize you..." When Taki couldn't remember why he came to the top of the mountain, when Taki couldn't remember Mitsuha's name again , when the sad background music played, Cao Hai's sleeves were already soaked...

Cao Hai shed tears silently, and a new pack of tissues was quietly delivered to Cao Hai's hand...

Luo Fei has always thought that the setting of "Youth Save the World" is very stupid, but seeing Cao Hai crying silently, tears sliding down the corners of his eyes, across his face, and dripping on his chest, Luo Fei suddenly wanted to start again. Check out this 'childish' cartoon...

A meteor fell on the screen, and it was unclear whether it was a melodious or sentimental background sound:

"Destiny, words like the future

Fall in love where we don't hear these words anymore

Time is watching us tenderly, while slowly passing by

In such a world, we hold on for a lifetime

No, stick with it for a few more chapters. "

Taki looked at his hands and asked himself suspiciously, 'What am I doing here? '

Taki and Mitsuha staggered on the subway, remembering that he had been looking for a certain person...

Cao Hai had already used up the small pack of tissues, and lay on Luo Fei's shoulder, crying hard.

Luo Fei couldn't tell what mood he was in, and stretched out a hand to wrap around Cao Hai's shoulder.The sound of the music gradually dissipated, and the subtitles filled the entire screen. Luo Fei patted Cao Hai on the back lightly: "Let's go."

Cao Hai nodded, and left the theater with Luo Fei.

The two walked out in silence, Cao Hai followed behind Luo Fei, embarrassed to speak.

"That's really touching."

"Well, it's a bit of a gaffe. I'm sorry, well, I stained your clothes. How about I wash them for you?"

Luo Fei looked at the clothes stuck to his shoulders because of the dampness: "Forget it, it's not good to go home shirtless. Besides, the weather is so hot, it will dry up in a while. I didn't eat much just now, this cartoon is good. ?”

"Well, it's pretty good." Because of crying, Cao Hai's voice was a little hoarse: "We are all looking for the one who is destined to accompany us for the rest of our lives, but this world is really too big, even if we are in the same city, Maybe we will pass by inadvertently... We are all looking for the lover in the previous life, but Meng Po Tang is too bitter, so bitter that we forget everything about him, his name, his appearance, in the vast crowd In the sea, we may encounter and separate from that destined person again and again. Until we get older, we forget the taste of love, and we start to fear lonely nights, and then we will find someone who may not love so much. , hand in hand for a lifetime, just thinking about it makes me feel terrible..."

Cao Hai's words made Luo Fei feel very heavy, what he said was like himself, helpless, unwilling, bored, and depressed!But so what?Can I find the man who can hold hands for a lifetime?If not, would he blindly go on a blind date and get married under the arrangement of his family?To be a good son and a good father is not to be yourself.

Luo Fei paused, looked back at Cao Hai's serious face, and finally just smiled: "Well, what a literary youth."

"Looking up at the sky after crying, it's very clear..." Cao Hai stretched his waist, and gave Luo Fei a bright smile: "The movie lyrics said, it's reliable! Now let's go to dinner, I treat it as an apology." .”

Luo Fei felt that there was no need to have dinner with his blind date's older brother, a straight man, not to mention that he hugged this tearful straight man just now, which felt a little weird, so he smiled and shook his head: "You're welcome, let me It's enough to see a really good show. So don't worry, I won't say what happened today."

Cao Hai felt his face was a little hot, he always felt that Luo Fei's tone was a bit joking, his so-called "performance" was not like talking about that movie, he cried in front of his sister's blind date, and cried on the straight man's shoulder , there is really nothing more embarrassing than this...

"So, that's it?"

"Well, I'm leaving, bye."

"Well, bye."

Fate, I don't know when and where it will send that person to your side. However, you don't know that he is the destined person. You cross and wave again and again, and then go looking for it in a daze. That destined person... Life is like a joke.

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