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"Love is like blues meets rhythm, so impromptu is like a side street in New York, with exotic horns, beautiful graffiti, all over---"

Moaning happily was interrupted by the sound of the door slamming, Mao Fei shut his mouth immediately, and watched the angry Zhuang Qiang striding towards him with such force that he almost crushed the ground, looking particularly unprovoked.

The door of 214 was opened again, Xia Xiaoxiao leaned out most of his body, saw Mao Fei, first smiled at Mao Fei, and then deliberately made a strange tone: "Adjutant Zhuang, you are so forgetful."

Zhuang Qiang was panting like a cow, standing a few steps away from Mao Fei, and stared at Mao Fei without looking back.

Mao Fei felt so innocent, he didn't want Zhuang Qiang to spoil his good mood, so he moved to the side, trying to rub against the wall.

Zhuang Qiang yelled at him: "Mao Fei, you still know how to come back! What are you doing!"

"What does it matter to you?" Xia Xiaoxiao stood outside the door, "Are you going to kill him again?"

Zhuang Qiang seemed to be deaf, and continued fiercely: "I'm making progress. I won't come home for one night on Tuesday night, and I will stay there for two days and two nights on weekends. After that, do I want to move to your cousin's place instead of coming back?!"

Originally guilty and angry, Mao Fei was amused by the last sentence. He smiled and praised: "You are a god."

Zhuang Qiang was going to die of anger.

Mao Fei took the opportunity to run in a hurry, Xia Xiaoxiao took a step back so that he could open the door and enter the dormitory. By the way, he shook the key in his hand and said to Zhuang Qiang: "Then, be careful that no one will open the door for you."

The moment Mao Fei saw Ran Qing, he froze in place.

Xia Xiaoxiao sighed in admiration while closing the door and going back to the house, when Mao Fei asked, "Qing, did you really buy fake breasts?"

Ran Qing hit her chest by herself, grabbed a lump with one hand, and rubbed it: "No, my sex has changed, I grew it myself."

Finally, he knew why Vice Commissioner Zhuang was so angry.

Mao Fei's eyes lit up, and he rushed to Ran Qing: "I want to scratch, how does it feel?"

Ran Qing puffed up her chest, "Catch it." She was wearing a white turtleneck sweater, which was not at all inconsistent, "It's so heavy, girls work hard."

"How big is it, did you buy it?" Mao Fei threw down his satchel and was about to start, Crayon Shin-chan squinted as if possessing himself, "I, I caught it, don't scream!"

"Hurry up and grab it." Ran Qing not only stood up, but also shook it, "Zhenzhen asked me to buy E, so I bought E."

Xia Xiaoxiao sat on the sidelines and watched the two of them perform adult sketches, and asked: "How is it?"

Mao Fei grabbed two handfuls, and then grabbed two more. He lost interest: "Isn't it the same as the buttocks, not as soft as the buttocks."

"Where's yours?" Ran Qing raised the hem of his clothes, paused, and then asked Xia Xiaoxiao, "Do you want to catch it?"

Xia Xiaoxiao shook his head vigorously: "You are still pretty."

The dormitory is cold, goosebumps appear when the sweater is taken off, Ran Qing has two big silicone breasts "hissing" and hurriedly tries on the fluffy dress with complicated shapes, it is so magical, Xia Xiaoxiao laughed so hard Fall off the chair.

Mao Fei raised his head from his phone and blamed Xia Xiaoxiao first, "Laughing, didn't you see that our brother Ran Qing was frozen and stupid, wearing it backwards, like this," he said, turning his skirt around his waist , and then report, "Mine has also arrived. It's at the gate of the supermarket. I'm going to get it now."

Mao Fei ran away, Xia Xiaoxiao came to take over, laid out the hem of the skirt for him, pulled the zipper, and said with emotion: "You are so beautifully dressed, what should you do if you compare with your Zhenzhen?"

"No, my Fairy Zhenzhen descended to earth, it's not like you haven't seen her photos."

"What if I lie to you? P picture magic?"

Ran Qing fiddled with the hands of the collar, looked at Xia Xiaoxiao in the mirror, and said firmly: "If you spend money to buy a lesson, I will be a dog if I date online again."

Xia Xiaoxiao laughed straight, and took the wig out of the bag: "When is next month?"

"At the end of the month, the exhibition will be held in April, but the exact date has not yet been determined."

"Go with you?"

Holding her fake breasts, Ran Qing turned to look at him: "Going to be a light bulb? If we open a house, where do you live?"

"Neighbor," Xia Xiaoxiao took it for granted, "I'll give you a time, so you behave well."

The waist-length black wig was randomly put on the head, which immediately made Ran Qing feel like a girl. He laughed and scolded: "Can you still be serious!"

"You can say it openly when you open a room, but now you are innocent?"

Mao Fei broke into the door and heard a voice: "What, who is innocent?"

Ran Qing's expression was particularly cracked: "Pure...love...what the hell!"

Xia Xiaoxiao straightened and combed the fake hair for him, and taught him: "You should say that---then you can't sleep a night?"

Mao Fei was confused: "What kind of passionate conversation are you two having?"

He squatted on the ground and unpacked the express box with his bare hands, trying to defeat the tape with brute force, but failed, he stretched his arms to reach the small blade attached to Ran Qing's wig.

Ran Qing poked Xia Xiaoxiao with the folding fan backhand: "Would you like to show some face, it's still a night, do you think you are taking spring/medicine?"

Mao Fei looked up at the two of them, his eyes were particularly inquisitive: "You two, what is the trick? Or did you finally break up with each other during the two days I was not in the dormitory?"

Xia Xiaoxiao sat back in his chair, smiled maliciously, and asked, "Speaking of which, I can ask you about this."

Mao Fei: "Me?"

Ran Qing also looked at him condescendingly: "I really can ask you. Is it realistic to open a room for one night?"

Mao Fei: "..."

Mao Fei burned in his piercing eyes, and shouted shyly, "I don't know!"

"You don't know?" Ran Qing teased him, "Really?"

Of course it's a fake, the first time I opened a room, I opened it all night.

Mao Fei did not admit it: "I am so innocent!"

Chunqing, Peach Blossom has given birth to several litters.

Xia Xiaoxiao understood: "It seems quite realistic."

Then he turned his head and said to Ran Qing: "Come on, and you will be counted if you don't stop the watch during the break."

Mao Fei patted the lid of the box and asked Ran Qing: "You want to open a room? With Zhenzhen?"

Ask Xia Xiaoxiao again: "Do you want to listen to their corner?"

Summed up: "Can you take me? I want to hear it too!"

If Zhuang Qiang was still in the dormitory, he might be so angry that his seven orifices would smoke.

Zhuang Qiang came back before dinner, because not only did he not bring the key, he even forgot to bring the meal card.

Talking and laughing inside the door, lively.

The excitement belongs to the three of them, not to him.

Zhuang Qiang unscrewed the lock, pushed open the door, and told himself not to look sideways. Unfortunately, the four-person room is such a big place, and a large living person standing in the middle of the room can't even pretend to be blind.

Long skirts, embroidered, plush cloaks, long hair down the waist.

Ran Qing was taking a small video with Mao Fei's mobile phone, and saw Zhuang Qiang frozen at the door, so he called out "stop": "I recorded a lot of clips, and they are all beautiful, here."

Mao Fei was so happy that his face was pretty pink. He took back the phone with his wide sleeves lifted, and his mouth was still full of questions: "Is it good-looking?"

"Looks good, you two have their own good looks." Xia Xiaoxiao finally got bored, and sighed with a smile, "You can't eat even if you look good, I'm already hungry."

Ran Qing had already changed back into his clothes, he stood up and stretched: "Let's go, let's eat."

"I'll be with you, wait for me." Having said that, Mao Fei was still immersed in the short video, "I didn't expect my women's clothing to be so pleasing to the eye, isn't it so pleasing to the eye?"

Ran Qing finally got annoyed: "Yes, yes, everyone, ladies, hurry up, don't change, just go like this."

Zhuang Qiang was still frozen at the door, Xia Xiaoxiao glanced at him, couldn't help laughing and said, "Are you stupid?"

Zhuang Qiang suddenly came back to his senses, took the meal card from the table with strides, and left the dormitory as if he was fleeing, as if Mao Fei had a hidden weapon in his wide sleeve, and if he didn't run away, he would be shot to death by a poisonous arrow.

"What's wrong with him?" Xia Xiaoxiao asked strangely.

"Maybe it smells really good?" Ran Qing guessed, "You scolded me so badly before, but now you see how beautiful we are, isn't it really sweet?"

Mao Fei picked out his favorite video and forwarded it to Zhuang Zhou, then raised his skirt and asked, "Leave him alone, what about me? Then I really won't change?"

The cafeteria is just opposite the dormitory building, so you can come back as soon as you go, and Mao Fei doesn't want to be embarrassed.

He was walking between Ran Qing and Xiao Xiao, listening to the bickering between the two and burying his head in his mobile phone. One second before he was about to forward the video to Su Chengyin, he stopped suddenly and said, "Ask you---"

Xia Xiaoxiao conditioned reflex: "It looks good."

"What! I want to ask, I have two good friends who are probably going to get married after graduation. I'm a big guy in women's clothing going to the wedding. Do you think this is a surprise?"

Ran Qing brought herself in, affirming: "If this is not a surprise."

Xia Xiaoxiao also agreed, so Mao Fei exited the forwarding page: "I originally wanted to return the goods after receiving them, but now not only do I not want to return them, but I even want to buy a few more. I think your body looks good too. Too bad it’s not everyday.”

"It will also be wearable, and the fake breasts will be given to Zhenzhen when the time comes, and the rest will be second-hand." Ran Qing stroked the fake hair on his shoulders and asked, "You two really want to come with me. go?"

Xia Xiaoxiao sang red face: "I really want it. In case you are cheated and have no place to cry, I can hold you back before you jump into the river."

Ran Qing scolded him: "Get out."

Mao Fei sang a white face: "I'm going too. In case you are not deceived and Zhenzhen is really white and soft, I will listen to your corner to give you the time."

Ran Qing laughed angrily: "You two are waiting, and I will check with you at night to see how I sue you two."

Mao Fei hadn't played games with the legendary Zhenzhen yet, so he was full of anticipation, and what was even more anticipation was: "How do you want to sue?"

Xia Xiaoxiao went with him, and pretended to say: "Zhenzhen, it's been a whole night, are you ready?"

Mao Fei couldn't help laughing, and said in a wicked way: "Brother Qingqing, I'm ready, don't feel pressured, at worst you sleep with me, I'll yell next to you, yelling all night, to earn enough face for you."

Xia Xiaoxiao was about to laugh like a pig, but Ran Qing was ashamed and angry, and scolded him repeatedly, then raised his hand again, and pulled off the little heartless fake hair.

Xia Xiaoxiao really wanted to laugh out loud.

I just finished dinner in the cafeteria, so as not to bring it back to the dormitory to eat delicious food, and be bumped into by Zhuang Qiang again. Alas, I am so angry at a young age, and I am not afraid of high blood pressure.

Just walking downstairs, the phone rang.

Mao Fei stood under the tree and waved his hands to tell them to go back first, then connected to the phone, grinning silly before making a sound.

Zhuang Zhou said, "Fei Fei."

Mao Fei was so happy that he became even more stupid. When others face the wall and think about the past, he looks at the tree and thinks about the spring: "Well, I saw it and I will send it to you."

"Before I was driving, I just got home." Zhuang Zhou smiled lightly, "I just saw it too, where did it come from?"

"Do you say it looks good first? They all say it looks good, and I like it myself, what do you think?"

"Well, it's beautiful."

Mao Fei picked at the tree pattern and insisted on asking an adjective: "How beautiful is it?"

Zhuang Zhou heard the sound of the window being opened, and he said, "I want to marry and go home."

There was an ambiguous silence on the phone.

Mao Fei pressed his forehead against the tree trunk, as if he was going back to his ancestors to eat the bark.

With a happy voice in his mouth, he said: "I bought it for Qi Zhuangqiang. He said that it is disgusting for a man to disguise himself as a woman. I want to disgust him to death. Guess how he reacted when he saw me like this today?"

Zhuang Zhou joked, "I'm sure he didn't vomit again."

"He ran away, first he was stunned, like a stone and ice sculpture, and then he ran away without paying attention to anyone," Mao Fei said narcissistically, "either he was in a hurry or he was stunned by my beauty."

Zhuang Zhou said with a smile: "I have met such a client in a beauty salon before. He accompanied his wife to take care of him, and he was very unhappy. When our beautician invited him to experience it, he turned his back on it, thinking it was ridiculous."

Mao Fei said self-confidently: "He must have slapped himself, right? After experiencing it, he found it really fragrant, and then he got a membership card. He went there more diligently than his wife?"

"Almost, he also bought a package card to distribute to his company's employees as benefits."

"Ah, it sounds like he is quite cute. I hope Zhuang Qiang can be as cute as him. Don't always put on an adjutant air to control us here and there. It's annoying. But when he yelled at me today, It was originally out of anger, yelling at me that I don’t come home every day and night, are you going to move to live with my cousin? He was really right.”

Zhuang Zhou leaned on the edge of the window, playing with the petals while listening to his chatter, asked: "Cousin?"

"Aren't I singing at MOMO? In order to hide Zhuang Qiang, Ran Qing and Xiao Xiao and I said that I was going to my cousin's house. It's just that Ran Qing has a little misunderstanding now, thinking that I am in a relationship with my cousin. , I think this misunderstanding is a coincidence, so let him go along with the flow."

Zhuang Zhou laughed, and picked up the point again: "Is he really right?"

Mao Fei smiled sweetly secretly: "Isn't it? Didn't you ask me if I would like to live with you? Although it's not possible now, I have to wait. Now March, until June, when Teacher Song comes back Understand."

Zhuang Zhou smiled, "Yes."

There was another ambiguous silence.

The forehead was sore, with mottled marks on it, Mao Fei rubbed it with his fingertips, and muttered: "I talk a lot, do I talk a lot? They used to dislike me for nagging... Will it be Before Teacher Song came back, you were so annoyed by me that you slipped away first?"

"Where are you going?"

"It's a good time to slip away."

Zhuang Zhou smiled softly: "Silly treasure."

Mao Fei ignored him, hoping to hear a few more words from him with anticipation.

"I don't hate you, how could I hate you, before..."

I couldn't even hear it before.

Zhuang Zhou swallowed the words, his eyes fell from the petals to the darkening sky: "Feifei, what are you going to do at night?"

"To play games at night, with Ran Qing's online dating partner, the four of us team up to hunt monsters. What's wrong? Could it be that you want to come to me?"

"Then I'll bear with it, a little farewell is better than a newlywed."

Mao Fei grabbed the edge of his cloak and fluttered wildly, feeling so beautiful that he didn't know how to describe it: "I'm so happy, I'm standing under the dormitory building now, like a yangko dancer, will you always miss me so much?"

Zhuang Zhou sighed softly: "Yes. I'm afraid...after I let you know how much I miss you, I will scare you away."

"Nonsense, you don't want to kill me, why am I running?"

Mao Fei vaguely heard a chuckle like a snort.

He pursed his lips and began to talk about love: "Where am I going, I will only run towards you."