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Host: Wu Shangwu

Interviewees: All staff

Wu: Not much to say, let's start directly

Q1: If you want to give Teacher Zhuang milk tea, what do you want to give?

Non: do not send!Although, I would rather believe it or not, I have milk tea metaphysics, if I send it to Zhuang, it will become scum, what can I do?

Wu: Undo the metaphysics, answer again.

Fei: Then...it depends on the season. If you drink hot milk tea in autumn and winter, you will get red bean pudding with roasted milk and half sugar.When ice is added in spring and summer, ice cream, black tea and an extra milk ball are added.

Zhuang: It has been added to the drink list of Sixteen Paintings.

Fei: Speaking of which, there is also a metaphysics of pine cheese cakes.

Wu: Yes!Some readers said that if I sell Songzhi cakes, I will definitely make a fortune.

Non: Zhuang, make a fortune!Can we add another display case for the pine nut cakes?

Zhuang: Arrangements are made.

Wu:? ? ?

Q2: Which part of Feifei is Teacher Zhuang's favorite?

Zhuang: I like them all.

Wu: the most!

Zhuang: lips.

Fei: I also like Mr. Zhuang’s lips the most. You don’t know how soft it is to kiss and how wonderful it is to the touch. Kissing casually will become addictive. Kissing is not enough. If you don’t kiss for a day, you will feel uncomfortable. Sometimes he hasn’t shaved yet. Kissing and kissing will deliberately prick me with beard stubble and rub me to itch.

Zhuang: There are also two white dumplings.

Fei (screaming): I'm the guy with the cocky ass, Mr. Zhuang is a sexy cocky guy!

Wu: I wonder who thought Zhuang Zhou was too old when he saw him for the first time?

Non: Harm!It smells so good, the irresistible charm of an old man, and my village is not really old!My predecessors were all the same age as me. At that time, I thought that shooting a three-pointer was so cool, but later I realized that pulling my tie loose with one hand would kill me even more.

Wu: Does Mr. Zhuang know how to shoot three-pointers?

Zhuang: Well, just barely.

Wu: Then, may I ask Mr. Zhuang, will you pull the tie with one hand while holding the three-pointer?

Fei: I think you are here to find fault!

Q3: When did Xiaoxiao fall in love with our young one?

Xia Xiaowan: If there is a sign of love, it can be traced back to before joining the basketball club together in the first semester of freshman year.

Wu: What if it’s not a sign?

Xia Xiaowan: Ah, then I would like to thank "Let's Talk Much", which made me face my heart completely.When I was first assigned to a dormitory as a freshman, I only had four words for Ran Qing --- a clean freak.Later, when I got to know him better, I found that he was not as exaggerated as cleanliness, he just loved cleanliness.So every time Zhuang Qiang washes on the balcony and the floor is full of water, he will be particularly broken. I don’t know how many times he has quarreled because of this. The first time we had an unpleasant quarrel in our dormitory was the two of them.But Mao Fei and I are used to it, from persuading fights to watching, anyway, the two of them just quarrel with each other, and no one can argue with the other.

Wu: Come, come, give us a paragraph.

Fei (imitating Zhuang Qiang): After a while, it will do it by itself!

Xia (imitating Ran Qing): Then you won’t move lightly?Do faucets have to be turned up to the max?Are you washing your face?Do you wash your face with a high pressure water gun?

Fei: I put it in the basin to wash, turn it on to the maximum and let it go quickly!

Xia Xiaowan: If it plays fast, it also plays fiercely!What are you in a hurry for?You are in a hurry to reincarnate!

Fei: I am in a hurry to finish washing and go to bed so that I can make room for you to wash up!It's kind of like--

Xia Xia: Donkeys are not as capable as you!It's all water!Do you want to swim 214?Slippers snapped, the balcony was wet, the house was wet, and there was nowhere to put my feet!Full of shoe prints!

Non: After talking about it for a while, I did it myself!I have been washing like this since I was a child, it is easy to change the country and the nature is hard to change!

Wu: OK, stop, it's ok!

Qing: ...What do you mean no one can quarrel with anyone?Obviously, I won the fight.

Xia Xiaowan: Even if you won the fight, Ren Zhuangqiang didn't listen to you, so you can still visit 214.

Qiang: ...Can you not cue me, why do you cue me under this kind of problem? ? ?

Xia Xiaowan: That's right, let's get back to the topic.I just listened to his quarrel and thought he was very interesting. I took the initiative to mop the floor behind Zhuang Qiang's butt, and he felt embarrassed. Facing Zhuang Qiang's ferocity, he turned around and asked me to eat ice cream.To sum it up, it's just a matter of time and love, usually sticking together, talking about everything.

Qing: ...And then came "Speak Not Much".

Xia Xiaowan: From this point of view, that girl Zhenzhen is a godly assist.

Q4: Do two people have any hobbies that cannot be known by each other?

Zhuang: None.

Non: no.I like to sing, paint and eat, so there's nothing I can't let him know.

Wu: Isn't that a hobby?Like an idea in your heart?

Non: Two days ago...I recalled that ice silk skirt...I have worn it all, only the first time and countless times...I imagined that if I wore it, I would give me a macho pole dance, no The steel pipe doesn't matter, there are new sandbags in the gym...Wearing a skirt, wearing boxing gloves, twisting it, isn't it, so sexy!

Zhuang (helpless): No, no.

Fei: I held it in for two hours, I just thought I might get beaten up, otherwise I would have told him!Sure enough, I was beaten after I finished speaking...

Wu: Why did you beat me up?

Non: The little skirt I was wearing, I was holding a sandbag, what...

Zhuang (laughing): Be good, next time you dare to have it, I'll apply it to you.

Q5: What point do you have nothing to do with the other party?

Zhuang: There is no way to take him as a whole.

Non: Me too.

Wu: Be more specific.

Zhuang: When you are cute, when you are obedient, when you are angry, when your head is full of thoughts, when your mouth is talking endlessly, when you are tired of talking and want to drink water and ask for a kiss, when you are drawing, playing music, etc. When playing guitar, when talking to flowers and plants, when chasing after each other with Huadan Xiaosheng...too many, any time.

Fei: Gentle, Zhuang is the gentlest person I have ever met.I really like talking to him, and I really like listening to him. I'm always talkative, and when I see him, I'm even more screwed.

Q6: When Zhuang Zhou heard what sentence, he wanted to rectify right and wrong right away?

Non: Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Wu: What are you happy about?

Fei: Proud, as long as I think about it, I can seduce him in minutes, hehe!

Zhuang: Well, as long as he really wants to.I came back from the gym before, sweating all over, and started doing it at the entrance as soon as I walked in.

Fei (super-satisfied): Another time I just finished painting and I was in a good mood. I sang "Come on, be happy, I have a lot of time anyway", he heard it, and we were happy without saying a word.what can I do?I am also very puzzled!

Zhuang: You are so cute, I really like it.

Q7: Do Feifei and Teacher Zhuang plan to add another dog in the future?Both cats and dogs are winners in life.

Zhuang: Listen to what is wrong.

Fei: I don’t have any plans yet. My life happiness value is already full. Having a dog is more worrying than raising a cat. I’m too comfortable and lazy.

Zhuang: I will worry about it.

Fei: Don't worry about me, Huadan, Xiaosheng and Shiliuhua are not enough for you?

Zhuang (laughing): Then do you want to raise it?

Non: Well... I don't really think so.

Zhuang: Then don’t raise them.

Q8: When Zhuang Zhou made up his mind to pursue Feifei, was he afraid that Feifei, who had just entered college, would make trouble for him like ginger, or that Feifei was not so kind and cute?

Zhuang: Of course I'm afraid.But I'm not particularly afraid. Compared with fear, it's more about anticipation.If he is kind and cute, then I will be jealous of my own good luck. If he is similar to Jiang Yimian, I will also thank him. After all, I can slowly come out and be reborn successfully, and his video is indispensable.

Wu: When did you decide that Feifei was kind and cute?

Zhuang: In MOMO, I went up and sang three songs with him, he was very polite.Later, he tricked me into singing a song and a bottle of black cards, but when I was about to swipe three bottles of black cards, he tried his best to stop me, making me sure that he was kind and cute.

Q9: How does it feel to meet each other for the first time?

Zhuang: She sings well and cries beautifully.

Non: what?

Zhuang: Didn't you cry yourself in Han Feili?

Non: Oh!Yes!Damn... At that time, I just caught a scumbag at the door and begged me to get back together while hooking up with a new love. I felt very uncomfortable. I ended up singing a song on stage and saw Chen Qi and Yinyin kissing endlessly shamelessly below. , really, I'm such a big lemon...I'm bound to tear them apart!So I called Yinyin to the stage to sing with me, and he sang a very beautiful love song to Chen Qi, me!My envy is jealous!

Wu: I didn't expect ---

Fei (yelling): I didn't expect you to be here!It's been three years since you came to me! ! !

Needless to say, Zhuang Zhou hurriedly coaxed him.

Wu: It's time for Mao Fei to answer the question.

Fei (hmph): Handsome, what else can I do?

It seems that it was not coaxed well.

Q10: Zhuang Qiang's mental process.

Qiang: Thank you for the invitation, I just came back from the set of "Fei Fei", and I haven't slowed down until now, in all aspects.

Wu: Please briefly describe the psychological process towards Mao Fei.

Qiang: That's so white, young master --- talkative --- skipping classes, skipping classes in a row, ignorant --- he can draw --- who is this?so pretty!who is this ! ---I'll give you an apple, please give me a picture of you wearing Hanfu---Hanfu is so cool, I like it, and I want to wear it too---Teacher Zhuang is his cousin! ---The student union is so dirty!Still room friendly, moved! ---The roommate is so nice, so touched! ---Cousin is fake? ?Marriage is real? ! ! !

Wu: Please briefly describe the psychological process towards Ran Qing.

Qiang: Bai, young master---severe cleanliness patient---roommate is so nice! ---He wants to move out with Xiao Xiao? ---fall in love? ! ! !

Wu: Please briefly describe the psychological process towards Xia Xiaoxiao.

Qiang: Tall, good figure, young master---roommate---roommate is really nice! ---He wants to move out with Ran Qing? ---fall in love? ! ! !

Q11: What was the reason for the first quarrel?

Non: There hasn't been any quarrel so far, if that reunion with no one before or after is not counted.

Zhuang: Of course not.

Fei: And we can't quarrel. I'm so easy to talk, but he is better than me.

Wu: Suppose for a moment, what is the reason for the quarrel?

Fei: That's a matter of principle, he lied to me, and I found out!Then I'm going to make a fuss!

Wu: What are you going to do?

Fei: Let him explain it to me first, and then I will decide whether to cry, make trouble,... and run away with the two children.

Peanut: Meow! (Who wants to go with you, you go slowly by yourself!)

Wu: So you will lie to him?

Zhuang: There is no guarantee, it depends on the situation, usually there is nothing to lie about.

Wu: There are always accidents. What if you really don't explain well?

Zhuang: The possibility is very small, and he will not be allowed to run away from home without an explanation.

Non: Roar!You still imprison me?

Zhuang: Well, I can't get up and down by tying the head of the bed.

Q12: Ask Sister Zhanyao about her secret to stepping on high heels without spraining her feet.

Zhan: I started wearing high heels in college, from square heels to wedge heels to stiletto heels. Before I could control them freely, I wore high heels all the time, and gradually I got used to them.But before, they were all about five centimeters long. After becoming the boss's assistant, they all wore eight centimeters, and sometimes ten centimeters.

Wu: Is it because Zhuang Zhou is tall?By the way, ask about your height.

Accounting: I am 1.6 meters two.Firstly, the boss is tall. If I am too short, I feel that it will be very inconsistent.Secondly, running a beauty salon will involve a lot of interpersonal communication, step on a pair of stiletto high heels, and match it with a professional suit to enhance the neat and capable temperament for yourself at work.

Wu: What about outside of work?

Zhan: As long as it is comfortable, flat shoes and slippers.

Q13: Has sister Zhan Yao found true love?I really like sister Zhan Yao.

Zhan: Well!found it.

Song: Hi.

Zhuang: The weather was very good that day, Lao Song sat in my co-pilot, and we went to Shiliuhua together.After seeing Zhan Yao, he said, Hey, I heard that you have a puppy named Song Ren'er, what a coincidence, I also have this name.

Zhan: I was wearing a hard hat at the time, and there was tinkling in the room. I thought I heard it wrong.

Zhuang: The atmosphere at that time was quite awkward. I made a rescue, and I said, it was a cat, it was a Munchkin.Although their legs are shorter than yours, their brains are smarter than yours.

Song: Damn, don't mention it, I was too nervous at the time.

Wu: What are you nervous about?

Song: If the plot is wrong, then the conscience will be empty.At first I was thinking about what to do if it didn’t fit my eyes, but I didn’t think about it... At that time, the house was being renovated, and as soon as I entered, I saw a girl in a skirt sawing a board with a chainsaw, a world-famous painting.

Zhan (laughs): Nonsense.And it may be because of the inexplicable name of the same name, Song Ren'er kissed him more than me.When they met for the first time, Song Ren'er stuck to his arms and rubbed his hair.

Fei: Speaking of inexplicable, I also have an inexplicable feeling.Sister Zhan Yao and Teacher Song always sound like they don't belong to the same generation.Zhuang, do you feel that Mr. Song seems to be a generation older?

Song: Student Mao Fei, be careful about your credits.

Q14: When was the most memorable kiss between the two parties?

Non: the first time.I'm dying of excitement.

Zhuang: Me too.

Wu: I want to have a good interview with Zhuang Zhou. I have been thinking about him for three years, but when I meet him again, I will roll into a ball. How does it feel?

Zhuang: It may be a dream. I have to try my best to enjoy this night.

Fei: You really tried your best...you can wake up again if you faint...huh?Are you talking about what you are doing?

kiss.

coaxed.

Wu: What about Mao Fei, how do you feel?

Non: It's so cool!I want more!