Hardcore boss, Xiti Takako

After driving for a long time, it was already sunset time when we returned to Zheng Songyuan's small broken building.

Zheng Songyuan parked the car, saw that there was little fuel left, and found sadly that if this continues, even the opportunity to go out to work in the city will soon be lost.His stomach growled in disbelief, and he relied on the morning porridge for a whole day, and now he was tired, hungry and sleepy.

The situation at Baigui's side was a little better. After all, he had a nutrient solution in the hospital. Although he was hungry, he couldn't bear it. Maybe it was because of the medicine that he was even a little hyperactive.

Zheng Songyuan: "Brother, do you feel that time passes so slowly, the us these days seem to have passed a few years."

Bai Gui thought about it seriously, "You can't say that. You see, it's time for dinner again."

After finishing speaking, the two fell into an embarrassing silence.

Damn it, it's so miserable, I'm so poor that I can't open the pot, I'm going to eat dirt.

The two adult men in the car with the engine turned off were silent because of their poverty. They stared blankly at the wall of the small dilapidated building, wondering where to get some food.Now I have no penny in my trouser pocket, and I can't even afford a bowl of instant noodles.Then go to "beg" with the eldest sister?I can't bear the old face, it's better to be hungry and think of a way tomorrow.

Just when Zheng Songyuan was so hungry that he was drowsy and wanted to give up himself, a black shadow flashed past the wall.The man trembled all over and said in surprise: "Brother, brother! What?!"

Bai Gui stared wide-eyed, and grabbed his younger brother's arm, so fast that he couldn't see what kind of animal it was, "Don't, don't talk, I saw it too!"

Zheng Songyuan swallowed his saliva, staring blankly at the black shadow flashing to the wall again, this time he saw it clearly, looked at Lin Shangshui and asked: "Is it a chicken?!"

Bai Gui: "..."

At this time, the independent golden rooster on the wall suddenly turned its head and looked at the two people in the car mercilessly, with a look of indifference.

At the moment when they looked at each other, Zheng Songyuan's adrenaline surged, and he grabbed the elder brother's slender hand with one hand, and turned his head excitedly to confirm again, "Brother! Is it a chicken?! Brother?!"

Bai Gui had a look of lovelessness, but facing that idiot's excited face, with the kindness of saving the child, he taught: "...Dare you stop harmoniously?"

Zheng Songyuan grinned awkwardly, "Yes, yes, it's a chicken, no, hahaha."

Bai Gui: "...", it is said that staying with an idiot for a long time is easy to get heart disease, so for my own physical and mental health...

Holding his hand and clenching it excitedly again, Zheng Songyuan seriously suggested: "Brother, do you want to do it now?!"

Unable to bear it any longer, Bai Gui yelled, "If you want to fuck me, do it!", this little boy was completely stupid.Ruzi cannot be taught!

Zheng Songyuan was stunned, more shocked than seeing a chicken on the wall, Lin Shangshui was angry no matter what he said.He was too hungry, his eyes were red with anxiety, and he wanted to kill this "kid" who accidentally "flyed" over directly.And didn't you eat stewed chicken yesterday?Lin Shangshui is not a vegetarian either, why is he so angry.Is it because people during pregnancy have more obvious emotional ups and downs?

After doing some psychological training, Zheng Songyuan felt that he could not forget his mission, and the premise was to let Lin Shangshui and the child in his belly have meat to eat, so he said with humiliation: "Brother, don't get excited, I will do it if I do it! You wait…"

Bai Gui was stunned.

I've seen stupid ones, but I've never seen such stupid ones.

I saw Zheng Songyuan got out of the car heroically, leaning cautiously against the big rooster on the wall.

I don't know whose rooster looks so handsome, and the meat is very plump all over the body. It is probably very good to fry with green onions or braised in soy sauce.Zheng Songyuan's skill is actually very good, but he didn't expect that this rooster is not a cover.

Catch and jump, jump and hide.

Sitting in the car, Bai Gui felt that the chicken was playing with Zheng Songyuan again, and the key process seemed to be very easy.

As a result, after more than ten minutes of fuss, Zheng Songyuan jumped up and down but couldn't handle the chicken.

As if despising the two of them, the chicken avoided chasing, and would return to the wall again, with a proud and majestic posture, eyes full of contempt and mockery of human fragility.The chicken and the man looked at each other, Bai Gui was angry, he could bully anyone, dare to bully me, looking for something to eat? !

Pushing open the car door, Bai Gui took off his hat, brushed his hair handsomely, and walked over with his hands in his pockets. Although the environment was a bit rough, the aura was enough to be honest.

Zheng Songyuan stood by the wall with his hands on his knees, his face was pale, and he was panting heavily, "Brother, what are you doing, come down, come down?"

Bai Gui: "...idiot, help you catch the chicken!"

Zheng Songyuan wept with joy.

I saw Lin Shangshui looking around, and finally found an old bamboo basket in a corner of the yard. He squatted on the ground, looked up, down, left, and right, and found that the size was good and the weight was sufficient. Come over, "Brother, I'm afraid that chicken has become a genius, it's too difficult to handle, I really can't handle it..."

Bai Gui didn't say a word, and continued to say with an old look, "Go and get me a rope."

"Hey, okay, I'll look for it."

Zheng Songyuan was lucky, he walked around the house and found a hemp rope in the cabinet.It was tied to one side of the bamboo basket with a rope, and then propped up with twigs. A simple cage was ready.Squatting beside Lin Shangshui, Zheng Songyuan looked at the cage and asked, "How did this chicken get in?"

Bai Gui didn't stop working, and said, "You are stupid, you must have lured it in with food!"

After hearing this, Zheng Songyuan suddenly realized "Oh", "But we have nothing to eat, where can we get food for the chickens?"

Bai Gui smiled mischievously, and took out a handful of nuts from his pocket.

Zheng Songyuan was shocked: "When did you buy it? Brother, you still have money?!"

Bai Gui rolled his eyes, placed the cage in a suitable position, and taught a lesson while placing it, "Don't you know that supermarkets have a marketing method called tasting?!"

Zheng Songyuan understood and nodded in admiration.

"Okay, let's go, let's find a place to hide."

So the two hungry men held a hemp rope in their hands, glanced at the handsome big rooster on the wall, and slowly hid among the weeds in the yard, guarding the cage and waiting for the rooster.

All is ready except for the opportunity.

Gradually the sky darkened, and after a while the moon rose.The two are still waiting for the chicken to enter the cage.

Zheng Songyuan: "...Why doesn't it come over?"

Bai Gui: "Are you too full and not hungry?"

Zheng Songyuan made sense after thinking about it, and nodded in agreement.Bai Gui looked at the people next to him, feeling very cold in his heart, he could even eat a chicken, how could he be like this...

The night in the countryside is very quiet. Two people are very close and can hear each other's breathing.Zheng Songyuan turned his head slightly, and he could see Lin Shangshui's side face. Under the moonlight, the other party's eyes were bright, and his focused eyes had a unique charm.Never thought that Lin Shangshui would show such a side, and thinking that such eyes were actually to catch a chicken for his stomach, Zheng Songyuan suddenly felt relieved.

The thought "No wonder so many people like him" came up.

Bai Gui: "Hey! Are you staring at the chicken, or at me?!"

Dazed, the beautiful fantasy was instantly shattered, Zheng Songyuan frowned, and said seriously: "Chicken."

Bai Gui: "..."

Nearly half an hour later, I can't help but wonder if this chicken was so full before?I've been walking on the wall for half an hour, but why don't you come over to try some nuts? !

Zheng Songyuan suddenly thought of a serious question, "Brother, what kind of nuts did you try? Could it be that chickens don't like it?!"

Bai Gui frowned, "Assorted, there are many flavors, there must be one he likes! Fuck! What kind of chicken/is it a picky eater!"

It's too late to say.

Just when the two of them complained about the chicken's weird appetite.The chicken on the wall flew down!And walking slowly towards their cage! !

The two hiding in the grass held their breath, not daring to take a breath.

Under the bright white moonlight, a majestic big rooster was looking at the tailor-made cage for him. His little head, which was not enough to support his thinking, trembled reflexively, and found the supporting twigs, and his clever little eyes That's how I discovered the "small gift bag" of assorted nuts!

The two looked at each other and smiled, and suddenly felt that today's dinner was settled!

Who knew that in the next second, the rooster perfectly bypassed the twig, picked out the nuts under the cage one by one with its pointed yellow mouth, and spit it out...

That's right, it did vomit!

Bai Gui was about to vomit too!

It really is a stupid picky eater/bar! !Who was born? !Who raised it? !Who can't raise them properly and lock them up to harm others? !

Bai Gui's heart was overwhelmed, but the other party had a calm and peaceful expression, barely showing love.

Peck and spit.

Skillful, fast, and extremely efficient.

Of course, Zheng Songyuan also saw this scene, and his eyeballs were about to fall out.Finally, he turned his head stiffly and looked at Lin Shangshui.The eyes are full, what's the situation, boss, this is chicken essence!

And Bai Gui also replied with his eyes, who knows? !What kind of rare species is this, why is it not extinct, is it kept to rule the earth? !

In the quiet night, the two of them communicated with each other with their eyes.

And the chicken on the wall at the other end finally completed the behavior of "spitting" nuts, and was about to turn around and leave gracefully. His clever little eyes saw the twig out of the corner of his eye.As soon as the chicken's thigh was lifted, the chicken's paw kicked, and the twig was kicked to the ground in disdain.And at that moment, darkness enveloped the picky eater.

Carelessly lost Jingzhou!

Pride is definitely the mother of failure! !

Hiding in the corner, the first reaction of the two people was to be stunned. Unexpectedly, there is no unparalleled road. The process is difficult, but the result is acceptable!

The second reaction was that the two rushed out in a hurry, screaming excitedly.

The screams of excitement stopped abruptly.

Zheng Songyuan: "..."

Bai Gui: "..."

Bai Gui held one end of the rope, with a stiff smile on his face.

The other Zheng Songyuan looked at Lin Shangshui's lips with a stiff smile.

The two people and the chicken in the yard were embarrassed.

The problem occurred at the moment when the chicken thigh kicked out and the two "rubbed".Bai Gui recalled the soft touch of his lips just now, damn it, he really touched it! ?It's not good to rub two heads together, how could they get there? !And what's the matter with that electric shock-like feeling from head to toe? !

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Unprepared kiss.