The legendary cake cutter [Comprehensive martial arts]
Chapter 9 [Revised]
Miao Qi's return was not smooth.
In order to hurry up, he used the Great Lightness Kungfu for the first half of the journey, but it was too much time delay. By the time the second half of the journey, the sky was already bright. In order not to disturb the eyeliners of Shi Guanyin along the way, he had no choice but to Choose to use the Greevil body to travel.
The feeling of walking in the hot sand for half an hour is so sour that it is beyond words.
As soon as he entered the safe area, Miao Qi got out of the sand immediately.
It is not a small burden for him to use the greedy body continuously, and the energy value is exhausted several times in the middle, and every time the energy value is exhausted, he can only continue to walk with his legs, and relax now When he got down, he didn't even want to move his fingers.
So he directly used the mount summoning function.
When Chu Liuxiang and Ji Bingyan followed the white camel to find Miao Qi, he was lying paralyzed on the sand with no image at all. Because he was too lazy to move, his body was covered with a layer of gravel blown up by the wind. Looking from a distance, Only one head is still exposed, which looks quite scary.
"Aqi!"
Chu Liuxiang was taken aback, and rushed forward to dig Miao Qi out of the sand.
"It's Big Brother Chu." Miao Qi opened her eyes, greeted Chu Liuxiang weakly, and then explained slowly under Chu Liuxiang's worried gaze: "Don't worry, I'm fine, I'm just too tired , just let me lie down for a while and take it easy."
Hearing Miao Qi's explanation, Chu Liuxiang heaved a sigh of relief, and took advantage of the opportunity to sit beside Miao Qi, then took off the water bag from his waist and put it near Miao Qi's mouth, "Come and drink water to moisten your throat."
Miao Qi was not hypocritical, she drank a few sips of water under Chu Liuxiang's service, and then twisted her body slowly, preparing to get out of the sand. Seven helped him up.
"Why are you so tired, but what danger did you encounter on the way?"
With Ji Bingyan's help, Chu Liuxiang picked up the limp Miao Qi, and couldn't help asking.
"It's not danger, it's trouble." Miao Qi sighed heavily and complained: "I was really unlucky today, and I ran into a stinky and shameless female hooligan. If I didn't run fast, I'm afraid I would die Innocence was sullied by that woman."
No kidding, Miao Qi is sure that woman definitely meant something to him.
Fortunately, he ran fast, otherwise his precious first time might have been destroyed in that woman's hands.
Chu Liuxiang was amused by Miao Qi's adjective, and joked: "How can this be called unlucky? It should be considered a blessing that a woman took the initiative to throw herself into her arms. Could it be that the woman is ugly?"
"Ugly is not ugly."
Miao Qi, who was recovering, couldn't help complaining, "You don't know how revealing her eyes were when she looked at me, she even took off her clothes to try to seduce me, and she didn't even look at how old she was... ...It would be more or less the same if her daughter came to seduce me."
I heard that Princess Pipa, the second daughter of King Qiuci, is also a rare beauty.
Of course, the point is that this Princess Pipa is very young, and she is not married.
Miao Qi thought about it for a while, and thought that if the person who seduced him at that time was not the married woman Princess Qiuci, but Princess Pipa—he felt that even if he hadn't been tempted, he wouldn't feel ashamed when thinking about it like now.
Catching a few words in Miao Qi's speech, Ji Bingyan raised her eyebrows.
"Who is this woman you're talking about?"
"Princess Kucha."
Miao Qi curled her lips and said with a poisonous tongue: "King Qiuci must be too old, otherwise, he wouldn't be so hungry and thirsty to hold back his wife."
Ji Bingyan and Chu Liuxiang looked at each other, both of them were full of curiosity.
They really want to know what that Queen of Kucha did to Miao Qi to make Miao Qi angry like this.But looking at Miao Qi's appearance, it seems that she doesn't want to talk about this topic.
Chu Liuxiang thought for a while, and asked Miao Qi, "How did you meet Princess Qiuci?"
Miao Qi: "It's a long story—so let's just skip it."
Chu Liuxiang, who failed in the routine, shook her head with a smile, and did not continue to entangle the topic, but instead led the topic to other aspects.
After about half the time for burning incense, Miao Qi who was lying on Chu Liuxiang's back suddenly raised her hand and patted Chu Liuxiang's shoulder, "Okay, Brother Chu, please let me down."
The physical fitness of martial arts practitioners is much stronger than that of ordinary people. Although he was as tired as a salted fish before, after a short rest, Miao Qi has almost recovered [-]% of his physical strength and can walk on the ground by himself.
Chu Liuxiang: "It's okay, we're almost there, you can rest for a while."
After Miao Qi left last night, Hu Tiehua and Ji Bingyan went to rest one after another, but Chu Liuxiang stayed up all night because he was worried. With the physique of a martial arts practitioner, it’s not a big problem to stay up all night, but Chu Liuxiang can’t stop I haven't slept all day.
Before meeting Miao Qi, the three of Chu Liuxiang had not been able to close their eyes and sleep soundly for several days.
Lying on Chu Liuxiang's back, Miao Qi could clearly see the circle of blue marks under Chu Liuxiang's eyes, he sighed indistinctly, and then jumped off Chu Liuxiang's back, "Brother Chu, you don't have to do this, I'm fine."
There was something wrong with Chu Liuxiang's mood.
I guess he was blaming himself for this.
Miao Qi was not very good at instructing people, so he was a little speechless for a while, after a moment of awkward silence, he suddenly stretched out his hand, and under Chu Liuxiang's bewildered gaze, he gestured for counting money.
"If you're really sorry, write me a few more signatures later, and treat it as a reward for hiring me to help run errands."
The expression on Chu Liuxiang's face suddenly couldn't laugh or cry.
He endured and endured, but in the end he couldn't hold back, and raised his hand to press Miao Qi's head, rubbing it vigorously.
Well, it feels really good.
Laughing all the way back to the residence, Miao Qi found that Hu Tiehua was not there, turned her head to look at Chu Liuxiang who was following behind her, Miao Qi asked with some doubts: "Why isn't Brother Hu here?"
"He's helping the convoy, and he'll be back soon."
The rest of the convoy was stationed on the other side of the forest, and someone needed to help watch the night there. It happened that Hu Tiehua volunteered and was willing to take on this task. Chu Liuxiang followed Hu Tiehua's wishes and handed over this task to Hu Tiehua.
Right now Ji Bingyan is going to change shifts with Hu Tiehua.
Come back later... Miao Qi rolled her eyes, leaned to Chu Liuxiang's side and asked in a low voice: "You said later, if Brother Hu finds out that I forgot to bring him wine, how will he react?"
"This is-"
Pretentiously pondering for a while, Chu Liuxiang gave the answer with a smile under Miao Qi's stare, "Don't worry, with Lao Hu's personality, he will at most complain that he has no wine."
Here, Miao Qi who returned to her residence thought that the troubles had been solved, but she didn't know that this was just the beginning.
Princess Kucha was very angry.
However, the person who made her angry was not Miao Qi who performed a trick of "becoming a living person" in front of her eyes, but a man named Wu Juxuan.
In order to restore the country, King Qiuci recruited many martial arts experts from the Central Plains. Wu Juxuan was one of them who joined recently. He looks ugly and has average martial arts skills. That hand medicine.
Princess Qiuci is weak and sick. She has seen many doctors and taken countless medicines, but she has not improved. King Qiuci thought that no one could cure her princess. Who would have imagined that this ugly and weak Wu Juxuan finally Gave him a big surprise.
However, in just one month, under Wu Juxuan's treatment, the health of his princess began to improve obviously.
As soon as King Qiuci was happy, he simply gave Wu Juxuan the title of 'Imperial Doctor', and specially allowed Wu Juxuan to go to check the princess' pulse without asking him for instructions.
King Qiuci was very at ease with Wu Juxuan, or rather, he was very at ease with Wu Juxuan's appearance.
It doesn't matter if you are ugly, what you want is to be ugly and good-looking, King Qiuci probably won't let him have more contact with the princess.
Summoned by Princess Qiuci, Wu Juxuan, who was reprimanded head and face, looked a little dazed.
"Look what this is." Too lazy to look at Wu Juxuan's stupid face, Princess Qiuci angrily took out the Star of Bliss from the box, "How did you tell me back then, eh?"
Wu Juxuan was stunned and said, "Why is this thing here?"
Seeing his unbelievable expression, the expression on Princess Qiuci's face suddenly became even more difficult, "You ask me, who am I asking?! Isn't it your responsibility to take full responsibility for this matter?"
Wu Juxuan was stunned.
Looking at that ugly and stupid face, Princess Qiuci raised her hand and slapped it.
"Trash! I know you are unreliable, just like your useless father, nothing can be done. Didn't you say that everything is under control and nothing will happen? Fortunately This thing didn't fall into the hands of others, or our plan would be over!"
After this slap, Wu Juxuan's face didn't show any red marks at all, as if the slap that sounded very loud didn't actually land on his face.
He lowered his head, clenched his fists, and listened to Princess Qiuci's reprimand in silence.
After a while, Princess Qiuci, who had vented her anger, began to talk about serious matters with Wu Juxuan.
She roughly talked about the process of getting herself to the Bliss Star, and then focused on describing Miao Qi's appearance and characteristics, "I will give you a chance to commit crimes and make meritorious deeds, ten days, as long as you can invite him to me within ten days Go home, and I won't bother with you about this mistake."
"……Yes."
After receiving his order, Wu Juxuan exited the camp with a face that seemed a little crooked. The moment the tent door fell behind him, Wu Juxuan couldn't help revealing a trace of sarcasm.
Ridiculous, the mother asked her son to help her find a lover, this is the biggest joke in the world.
However, he also wanted to know who this Western Region native was, and what was his relationship with Chu Liuxiang.
The pain on the left side of his face became more and more severe, Wu Juxuan restrained all the emotions in his eyes, lowered his head slightly, and hid his swollen cheeks, then walked quickly towards the camp where he lived.
After returning to the camp, he immediately took off his disguise and began to treat the wound on his face.
Princess Qiuci's hands were very strong, even mixed with a little internal force, leaving a few very clear finger marks on his face. Even if the most expensive healing medicine was applied, the marks would probably last three to five days. Can't fade away.
Looking blankly at the face reflected in the mirror, Wu Juxuan, or Wuhua, slowly sneered.
Although there was a little accident, it didn't have much impact on his plan. Everything was as before, and everything was ready. Now, he only needed to introduce Chu Liuxiang, the most important pawn, into the game.
Chu Liuxiang, don't let me down...
Chu Liuxiang, who was being dragged by Miao Qi to learn how to make cakes, suddenly felt his nose itchy, he subconsciously raised his hand and rubbed the tip of his nose, and only after he finished rubbing did he remember that he was making cakes right now.
In other words, when he kneaded like this, he rubbed the flour onto his nose.
Miao Qi who stood by and watched the whole process of Chu Liuxiang's "stupidity" was trying to hold back her laughter, but the progress was not very smooth. After Chu Liuxiang noticed his gaze and subconsciously turned her face in his direction——
Miao Qi broke his power in an instant.
"Pfft—hahahahahahaha!!!"
Chu Liuxiang: "..."
Hu Tiehua was lying in the outside room to catch up on sleep, when Miao Qi suddenly remembered the laughter and woke him up, and a few minutes later, there was one more person caught in the 'hahaha' laughing loop.
Chu Liuxiang, who was ruthlessly ridiculed by the two together, suddenly felt revenge.
He quietly grabbed the flour with both hands while the two were not paying attention, and then approached them very naturally. After entering the 'attack' range, Chu Liuxiang stretched out his hand, and rushed the flour in his hand with lightning speed. Watching Miao Qi and Hu Tiehua pass by.
At the same time that Chu Liuxiang was attacking, Miao Qi also activated the displacement skill Liuguang Prisoner.
Just kidding, after living alone in the desert for so long, his vigilance is not so strong, and Chu Liuxiang's sneaky little tricks are naturally impossible to hide from his eyes.
The vigilance is not high, so Hu Tiehua, who was sprinkled with flour all over his head, said: "Damn old bug, you actually engaged in a sneak attack!"
In order to hurry up, he used the Great Lightness Kungfu for the first half of the journey, but it was too much time delay. By the time the second half of the journey, the sky was already bright. In order not to disturb the eyeliners of Shi Guanyin along the way, he had no choice but to Choose to use the Greevil body to travel.
The feeling of walking in the hot sand for half an hour is so sour that it is beyond words.
As soon as he entered the safe area, Miao Qi got out of the sand immediately.
It is not a small burden for him to use the greedy body continuously, and the energy value is exhausted several times in the middle, and every time the energy value is exhausted, he can only continue to walk with his legs, and relax now When he got down, he didn't even want to move his fingers.
So he directly used the mount summoning function.
When Chu Liuxiang and Ji Bingyan followed the white camel to find Miao Qi, he was lying paralyzed on the sand with no image at all. Because he was too lazy to move, his body was covered with a layer of gravel blown up by the wind. Looking from a distance, Only one head is still exposed, which looks quite scary.
"Aqi!"
Chu Liuxiang was taken aback, and rushed forward to dig Miao Qi out of the sand.
"It's Big Brother Chu." Miao Qi opened her eyes, greeted Chu Liuxiang weakly, and then explained slowly under Chu Liuxiang's worried gaze: "Don't worry, I'm fine, I'm just too tired , just let me lie down for a while and take it easy."
Hearing Miao Qi's explanation, Chu Liuxiang heaved a sigh of relief, and took advantage of the opportunity to sit beside Miao Qi, then took off the water bag from his waist and put it near Miao Qi's mouth, "Come and drink water to moisten your throat."
Miao Qi was not hypocritical, she drank a few sips of water under Chu Liuxiang's service, and then twisted her body slowly, preparing to get out of the sand. Seven helped him up.
"Why are you so tired, but what danger did you encounter on the way?"
With Ji Bingyan's help, Chu Liuxiang picked up the limp Miao Qi, and couldn't help asking.
"It's not danger, it's trouble." Miao Qi sighed heavily and complained: "I was really unlucky today, and I ran into a stinky and shameless female hooligan. If I didn't run fast, I'm afraid I would die Innocence was sullied by that woman."
No kidding, Miao Qi is sure that woman definitely meant something to him.
Fortunately, he ran fast, otherwise his precious first time might have been destroyed in that woman's hands.
Chu Liuxiang was amused by Miao Qi's adjective, and joked: "How can this be called unlucky? It should be considered a blessing that a woman took the initiative to throw herself into her arms. Could it be that the woman is ugly?"
"Ugly is not ugly."
Miao Qi, who was recovering, couldn't help complaining, "You don't know how revealing her eyes were when she looked at me, she even took off her clothes to try to seduce me, and she didn't even look at how old she was... ...It would be more or less the same if her daughter came to seduce me."
I heard that Princess Pipa, the second daughter of King Qiuci, is also a rare beauty.
Of course, the point is that this Princess Pipa is very young, and she is not married.
Miao Qi thought about it for a while, and thought that if the person who seduced him at that time was not the married woman Princess Qiuci, but Princess Pipa—he felt that even if he hadn't been tempted, he wouldn't feel ashamed when thinking about it like now.
Catching a few words in Miao Qi's speech, Ji Bingyan raised her eyebrows.
"Who is this woman you're talking about?"
"Princess Kucha."
Miao Qi curled her lips and said with a poisonous tongue: "King Qiuci must be too old, otherwise, he wouldn't be so hungry and thirsty to hold back his wife."
Ji Bingyan and Chu Liuxiang looked at each other, both of them were full of curiosity.
They really want to know what that Queen of Kucha did to Miao Qi to make Miao Qi angry like this.But looking at Miao Qi's appearance, it seems that she doesn't want to talk about this topic.
Chu Liuxiang thought for a while, and asked Miao Qi, "How did you meet Princess Qiuci?"
Miao Qi: "It's a long story—so let's just skip it."
Chu Liuxiang, who failed in the routine, shook her head with a smile, and did not continue to entangle the topic, but instead led the topic to other aspects.
After about half the time for burning incense, Miao Qi who was lying on Chu Liuxiang's back suddenly raised her hand and patted Chu Liuxiang's shoulder, "Okay, Brother Chu, please let me down."
The physical fitness of martial arts practitioners is much stronger than that of ordinary people. Although he was as tired as a salted fish before, after a short rest, Miao Qi has almost recovered [-]% of his physical strength and can walk on the ground by himself.
Chu Liuxiang: "It's okay, we're almost there, you can rest for a while."
After Miao Qi left last night, Hu Tiehua and Ji Bingyan went to rest one after another, but Chu Liuxiang stayed up all night because he was worried. With the physique of a martial arts practitioner, it’s not a big problem to stay up all night, but Chu Liuxiang can’t stop I haven't slept all day.
Before meeting Miao Qi, the three of Chu Liuxiang had not been able to close their eyes and sleep soundly for several days.
Lying on Chu Liuxiang's back, Miao Qi could clearly see the circle of blue marks under Chu Liuxiang's eyes, he sighed indistinctly, and then jumped off Chu Liuxiang's back, "Brother Chu, you don't have to do this, I'm fine."
There was something wrong with Chu Liuxiang's mood.
I guess he was blaming himself for this.
Miao Qi was not very good at instructing people, so he was a little speechless for a while, after a moment of awkward silence, he suddenly stretched out his hand, and under Chu Liuxiang's bewildered gaze, he gestured for counting money.
"If you're really sorry, write me a few more signatures later, and treat it as a reward for hiring me to help run errands."
The expression on Chu Liuxiang's face suddenly couldn't laugh or cry.
He endured and endured, but in the end he couldn't hold back, and raised his hand to press Miao Qi's head, rubbing it vigorously.
Well, it feels really good.
Laughing all the way back to the residence, Miao Qi found that Hu Tiehua was not there, turned her head to look at Chu Liuxiang who was following behind her, Miao Qi asked with some doubts: "Why isn't Brother Hu here?"
"He's helping the convoy, and he'll be back soon."
The rest of the convoy was stationed on the other side of the forest, and someone needed to help watch the night there. It happened that Hu Tiehua volunteered and was willing to take on this task. Chu Liuxiang followed Hu Tiehua's wishes and handed over this task to Hu Tiehua.
Right now Ji Bingyan is going to change shifts with Hu Tiehua.
Come back later... Miao Qi rolled her eyes, leaned to Chu Liuxiang's side and asked in a low voice: "You said later, if Brother Hu finds out that I forgot to bring him wine, how will he react?"
"This is-"
Pretentiously pondering for a while, Chu Liuxiang gave the answer with a smile under Miao Qi's stare, "Don't worry, with Lao Hu's personality, he will at most complain that he has no wine."
Here, Miao Qi who returned to her residence thought that the troubles had been solved, but she didn't know that this was just the beginning.
Princess Kucha was very angry.
However, the person who made her angry was not Miao Qi who performed a trick of "becoming a living person" in front of her eyes, but a man named Wu Juxuan.
In order to restore the country, King Qiuci recruited many martial arts experts from the Central Plains. Wu Juxuan was one of them who joined recently. He looks ugly and has average martial arts skills. That hand medicine.
Princess Qiuci is weak and sick. She has seen many doctors and taken countless medicines, but she has not improved. King Qiuci thought that no one could cure her princess. Who would have imagined that this ugly and weak Wu Juxuan finally Gave him a big surprise.
However, in just one month, under Wu Juxuan's treatment, the health of his princess began to improve obviously.
As soon as King Qiuci was happy, he simply gave Wu Juxuan the title of 'Imperial Doctor', and specially allowed Wu Juxuan to go to check the princess' pulse without asking him for instructions.
King Qiuci was very at ease with Wu Juxuan, or rather, he was very at ease with Wu Juxuan's appearance.
It doesn't matter if you are ugly, what you want is to be ugly and good-looking, King Qiuci probably won't let him have more contact with the princess.
Summoned by Princess Qiuci, Wu Juxuan, who was reprimanded head and face, looked a little dazed.
"Look what this is." Too lazy to look at Wu Juxuan's stupid face, Princess Qiuci angrily took out the Star of Bliss from the box, "How did you tell me back then, eh?"
Wu Juxuan was stunned and said, "Why is this thing here?"
Seeing his unbelievable expression, the expression on Princess Qiuci's face suddenly became even more difficult, "You ask me, who am I asking?! Isn't it your responsibility to take full responsibility for this matter?"
Wu Juxuan was stunned.
Looking at that ugly and stupid face, Princess Qiuci raised her hand and slapped it.
"Trash! I know you are unreliable, just like your useless father, nothing can be done. Didn't you say that everything is under control and nothing will happen? Fortunately This thing didn't fall into the hands of others, or our plan would be over!"
After this slap, Wu Juxuan's face didn't show any red marks at all, as if the slap that sounded very loud didn't actually land on his face.
He lowered his head, clenched his fists, and listened to Princess Qiuci's reprimand in silence.
After a while, Princess Qiuci, who had vented her anger, began to talk about serious matters with Wu Juxuan.
She roughly talked about the process of getting herself to the Bliss Star, and then focused on describing Miao Qi's appearance and characteristics, "I will give you a chance to commit crimes and make meritorious deeds, ten days, as long as you can invite him to me within ten days Go home, and I won't bother with you about this mistake."
"……Yes."
After receiving his order, Wu Juxuan exited the camp with a face that seemed a little crooked. The moment the tent door fell behind him, Wu Juxuan couldn't help revealing a trace of sarcasm.
Ridiculous, the mother asked her son to help her find a lover, this is the biggest joke in the world.
However, he also wanted to know who this Western Region native was, and what was his relationship with Chu Liuxiang.
The pain on the left side of his face became more and more severe, Wu Juxuan restrained all the emotions in his eyes, lowered his head slightly, and hid his swollen cheeks, then walked quickly towards the camp where he lived.
After returning to the camp, he immediately took off his disguise and began to treat the wound on his face.
Princess Qiuci's hands were very strong, even mixed with a little internal force, leaving a few very clear finger marks on his face. Even if the most expensive healing medicine was applied, the marks would probably last three to five days. Can't fade away.
Looking blankly at the face reflected in the mirror, Wu Juxuan, or Wuhua, slowly sneered.
Although there was a little accident, it didn't have much impact on his plan. Everything was as before, and everything was ready. Now, he only needed to introduce Chu Liuxiang, the most important pawn, into the game.
Chu Liuxiang, don't let me down...
Chu Liuxiang, who was being dragged by Miao Qi to learn how to make cakes, suddenly felt his nose itchy, he subconsciously raised his hand and rubbed the tip of his nose, and only after he finished rubbing did he remember that he was making cakes right now.
In other words, when he kneaded like this, he rubbed the flour onto his nose.
Miao Qi who stood by and watched the whole process of Chu Liuxiang's "stupidity" was trying to hold back her laughter, but the progress was not very smooth. After Chu Liuxiang noticed his gaze and subconsciously turned her face in his direction——
Miao Qi broke his power in an instant.
"Pfft—hahahahahahaha!!!"
Chu Liuxiang: "..."
Hu Tiehua was lying in the outside room to catch up on sleep, when Miao Qi suddenly remembered the laughter and woke him up, and a few minutes later, there was one more person caught in the 'hahaha' laughing loop.
Chu Liuxiang, who was ruthlessly ridiculed by the two together, suddenly felt revenge.
He quietly grabbed the flour with both hands while the two were not paying attention, and then approached them very naturally. After entering the 'attack' range, Chu Liuxiang stretched out his hand, and rushed the flour in his hand with lightning speed. Watching Miao Qi and Hu Tiehua pass by.
At the same time that Chu Liuxiang was attacking, Miao Qi also activated the displacement skill Liuguang Prisoner.
Just kidding, after living alone in the desert for so long, his vigilance is not so strong, and Chu Liuxiang's sneaky little tricks are naturally impossible to hide from his eyes.
The vigilance is not high, so Hu Tiehua, who was sprinkled with flour all over his head, said: "Damn old bug, you actually engaged in a sneak attack!"
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