It must be my posture in the book is wrong

Shi Luren was packing all the things he and Long Aotian needed when they went to live in Qipanfeng, and at the same time was thinking about a big question-should we celebrate the successful apprenticeship because of the good business of cheating?Cheating is something that should be punished logically, but it is very face-lifting to worship the suzerain, so it should be celebrated... Sigh, raising a child is difficult, let's talk about it when we arrive at the Suze Peak.

When he arrived at Suanfeng Peak, Shi Luren realized that he had really thought too much.He didn't have time to celebrate Long Aotian's successful apprenticeship... Nima!Xianjiadongfu is really a cave!Big cave!A big cave where bats can fly out!How do you clean this shit!At the beginning, labor and capital wrote "Long Aotian settled down after a while", but now Nima Long Aotian is looking for a place to sit and crossed his legs!

Shi Luren looked at the other apprentices that Liu Hongde had accepted this time as companions, with a wave of his left hand, the dirt was removed, and with a wave of his right, the tables and chairs were complete.He silently fetched a basin of water, picked up a rag and started mopping the floor.Labor and management don't believe that they can't cheat out of Long Aotian's Dust Elimination Talisman through such a bitter trick!

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Come on, if you wipe it down, labor will wipe out the hole! "Aotian, do you have a dust removal talisman?"

"Dust removal talisman? How could I have such a useless thing?"

Useless?It is useless.Labor and management are about to finish cleaning this hole... what can I do next?Is it possible to wipe it every day, QAQ!Before he finished complaining, he saw a disciple wearing a martial attire walking over.Well, with such a simple, honest and hard-working face, he must be a big brother!

"Aotian, right? I'm Fang He'an, the eldest disciple under Master's seat. Come on, this is your martial attire. There will be a welcome banquet in the dining hall at Youshi today, so that you new disciples can get acquainted with each other." Fang After talking with An, he handed the clothes in his hands to Long Aotian, and after handing them over, he pointed in one direction with his hand, which meant that the restaurant was located. "Brother, is there anything else you don't know?"

Long Aotian shook his head, "No more, thank you brother."

"Okay, then I'll go first. If you need anything in the future, just come to me, I live on the west side." After that, Fang and An turned and left.But after walking a few steps, he backed away again, "I see that your companion is just a mortal, and it is very laborious to clean this cave. I will give you some dust-removing charms for you to use first, and then ask me for them after you use them up." Can."

What a big brother who saves the suffering!

After Fang and An left, Shi Luren snatched a dust removal talisman from Long Aotian's hand and pasted it on the wall of the cave, and saw that the cave immediately became spotless.A dust remover that doesn't hurt your hands, a good friend for housewives and men!Before he finished admiring the smooth cave wall, Shi Luren began to admire Zhengtai undressing... standing in broad daylight at the entrance of the cave and began to change clothes!Even a kid like this is too unrestrained!

"Well, Aotian, if you stand at the entrance of the cave and change clothes like this, if a little girl passes by..."

"The entrance of this cave is restricted, and others cannot see what's going on inside. Besides, unless the Nascent Soul cultivator forcibly enters, otherwise, no one but you and I will be able to enter at all." Long Aotian looked taught. Shi Luren explained again, "This prohibition is based on smell to judge the identity of the visitor, and there is no need to carry anything to prove the identity. Come here, fasten the belt on this robe for me."

"Yes, sir." When Shi Luren tied Long Aotian's belt, he kept recalling the plot in his mind.

The plot of this reception feast can be simply summed up that Jackie Chan Aotian was domineering at the reception banquet. The men were all accepted as younger brothers, and the women were all accepted as idiot fans. The plot written by Shi Luren is simply cool... Recalling the plot, I confirmed that Long Aotian only used the tiger's body for a shock at the reception banquet, but Shi Luren was still a little worried, and couldn't help telling Long Aotian to sit in a domineering posture at the reception banquet. , You must be domineering when you talk, you must be domineering when you eat...all kinds of things, Long Aotian couldn't stand it anymore, so he went out and went directly to the dining hall.

It's a little early for the dining room.When Shi Luren arrived, he was the only one in the dining room.Bored, Long Aotian watched "Guo Qi Jue" again.

"Hmph, don't force yourself if you don't understand."

Hearing the voice, Long Aotian looked up and saw three more people before him.Seeing that their clothes are the same as his own, they should also be Liu Hongde's new disciples.

"That's right. You have to cheat even after absorbing an aura, don't you know how to be ashamed."

Looking at the three people who were using their taunting skills fiercely, Long Aotian somehow remembered Shi Luren's nagging "every move you make at the reception banquet must be domineering".Well, Shi Luren babbled so much, at least he should listen to it once.Therefore, Long Aotian, who was rarely obedient once, took out a blasting talisman and threw it on the ground in front of the three of them.

Hearing a "bang--", countless gravels were blown up, making three mocking faces stupid, and also Shi Luren who came after saying "I just went to see it".The brat can do this without looking at it for a second!You little brat, don't look at labor and management with a face begging for praise!Labor and capital are for you to convince others with arrogance, not for violence!

Even though he was thinking this way, Shi Luren resigned himself to his fate and began to appease the three children who were frightened. "Don't be afraid, the sudden explosion on the floor just now was due to the hot weather, and my brother was also shocked. But my brother is a boy, so he stood up from wherever he was scared. You learn from your brother and be a brave man. Is the boy okay?"

"Wow - I'm going home -"

"Wow - scared to death"

"Wow - mom -"

"Good boy, don't cry, stand up and masturbate, uh, no. Good boy, don't cry, brother will give you candy."

Long Aotian at the side laughed very unkindly towards the three people who kept crying.

"Still laughing, what will Liu Hongde do when he comes and sees it later! If you don't fool around, you will be punished!"

Liu Hongde who happened to walk into the dining hall: ...

"Venerable Liu!" Seeing Liu Hongde who suddenly appeared, Shi Luren paused, and a word slipped out of his mouth, "My lord, the three of them fell and smashed the ground, because they were afraid I cried when I was punished."

...The three bear children cried even louder...

Liu Hongde's face froze, and the "you think I'm stupid" in his eyes seemed to have substance... After a pause, Liu Hongde said, "You guys stand aside first, and when everyone comes, explain to me in public What's going on." After saying that, he waved his hand casually, eliminating the chaos in the place.