queen is a cat
Chapter 1
What do you like most on summer evenings?
Mosquito.
Especially in the woods, mosquitoes lined up in pairs, biting anyone they saw, but there was not a single mosquito around Lin Duan. She was squatting under a tree playing games with a lollipop in her mouth. Occasionally, when the character he controls dies, he looks up and takes a look.
The male lead was playing with the second female lead, and the second female lead confessed affectionately. Halfway through her lines, she raised her hand and slapped a mosquito lying on her face to death.
The director rolled his eyes angrily: "How many times has this been filmed? Can we call it a day?"
The second female was also aggrieved: "Director, it's not my fault, it's because there are too many mosquitoes."
Lin Shortan also shook her head and sighed, but she was the one who wasn't in a hurry, it didn't matter whether she finished work sooner or later.
A minute later, Lin Short's cell phone rang, and she, who was not in a hurry just now, looked down at the source of the text message.
Shit Shovel Officer No. [-]: Go home for dinner.
Lin Guangan slapped his thigh and almost jumped up, as if his butt was on fire, but the last scene between the second female lead and the male lead was still filming, and only after the filming was finished could he call it a day and leave.
Lin Short looked around and found that no one was paying attention to him, so he blew out quietly, the air suddenly became colder, and the buzzing mosquitoes were still aggressively biting people for a second, and the next In a second, they immediately scattered and fled.
The second female stomped her feet, probably because she felt the coldness, but it was summer, but at this time the director had already asked them to start over, so the second female did not express her doubts, and played seriously with the male lead.
This time, there were no obstacles, and the filming of this scene can be regarded as normal.
The director also breathed a sigh of relief, and waved his hand: "It's over, let's call it a day!"
Lin Short reacted the fastest, jumped up like a spring, and then slipped away like a gust of wind. The second female lead and the male lead were left talking while walking to the place where the make-up was removed.
The second female: "It's strange, there were so many mosquitoes before, why haven't I seen any of them now?"
The male protagonist is also very puzzled: "Could it be that they also call it a day?"
……
Here, Lin Short has already gotten into the car and kept urging the driver: "Hurry up! Hurry up! Why are you driving so slowly?"
driver:……
He can't drive a four-wheeled car at the speed of a fighter jet!
The driver was aggrieved, but he sent Lin Short-term back as fast as possible. Lin Short-term saw the car that hadn't been parked in the garage from a distance. It was Ji Lan's favorite car.
She took three steps at a time and jumped up the steps. She didn't see Ji Lan when she opened the door, so she guessed that she was upstairs. Lin Kuangan immediately slowed down, sneaked up, and pushed the door open a little.
The moment he saw Ji Lan's figure, Lin Shortchanged forgot that he was going to surprise him, and rushed over with a quick swipe.
So when Ji Lan turned her head, she saw a few clothes slowly fall to the ground, and then an orange cat bigger than a person fell from the sky.
Daju directly pressed her to the ground and licked her face passionately, but because of her body shape, it was almost equivalent to washing Ji Lan's head. Ji Lan was so dazed by the licking that it took him a while to realize: "Lin Short ! Change back to me!"
Daju tilted his head, with an expression of "I'm just a kitten, how can I understand?", and happily rubbed against Ji Lan's body.
Successfully scrapped the 10,000+ high-end piece on Ji Lan's body.
"Lin Short!" Ji Lan tried hard to hold the orange cat's big face: "If you don't want to change back, just make it smaller for me."
Daju: No, I don't understand what you're talking about!
Until Ji Lan said calmly: "If you don't get up again, go eat cat food tonight."
The orange cat who was still there just now, his eyes widened, changed from a big orange to a white and tender Lin Short.
Lin Short lay on Ji Lan's body, still rubbing Ji Lan's face like a cat, his voice was sweet: "Ji Lan, I don't want to eat cat food..."
Ji Lan blushed slightly, hugged Lin Short, pulled off her coat from the chair and wrapped her up: "Don't be undressed."
"Oh..." Lin Duanduan honestly picked up the clothes he had dropped all over the floor, and put them on with a humming hum. His white tender arms and slender legs dangled in front of Ji Lan.
Ji Lan felt that since raising Lin Short, her hair has become much thinner.
But what can I do?Can't lose it again.
Ji Lan will never forget the scene when her grandmother entrusted Lin Short to her before her death. At that time, Ji Lan thought that Lin Short was just an ordinary cat. Before taking it back, she made countless preparations and searched for cats online Habits, but also to ask friends who have cats, what kind of cat food is more reliable.
Her friend was taken aback, mainly because of Ji Lan's character, she didn't look like a cat owner at all.
Then she took Lin Dangdang home, and bought an exquisite and luxurious cat litter, and put it next to her bed for Lin Dangdang to sleep in.
As a result, in the middle of the night, she was oppressed to the point of suffocation. When she opened her eyes, she saw a cat the size of a human lying on her chest, snoring in sleep.
Where has Mr. Ji seen such a scene?At that time, I thought I was dreaming, and slowly closed my eyes. After 5 seconds...
There was an orange pig lying on her chest! !It's a real pig!At least two hundred catties!
Lin Short, who was dressed, came over again and hugged Ji Lan's arm: "Ji Lan...Ji Lan...I don't want to eat cat food."
She raised her head and looked at Ji Lan pitifully. Lin Short had a pair of cat eyes, round and watery, but the end of her eyes was slightly raised, with some aura in her laziness, adding a little bit of naturalness to her ignorance. charming.
So they clearly knew that she was pretending to be pitiful, and few people could ruthlessly refuse her.
Ji Lan sighed silently: "Sit up straight, I'll cook cat food for you, don't play with the documents on my desk."
Lin Duan immediately sat up straight super obediently, waiting to be fed.
Although Ji Lan said every day that if you are disobedient, you can eat cat food, but she will not really give Lin Short-cut cat food. The main thing is that Lin Short-term is human, and giving her cat food is like abusing Lin Short-term short like.
Therefore, Ji Lan specially learned how to cook cat food. In fact, it is no different from ordinary cooking. After all, unlike ordinary cats, Lin Shortan can't eat too much salt, and he doesn't have so many taboos.
Ji Lan, who had never cooked before, made a cat meal for Lin Short for the first time.
The worst part was that Lin Shortchang was always turning into a cat suddenly at home, and Ji Lan dismissed even the nanny and cook, leaving only one hourly worker to clean the house when no one was around.
Ji Lan: I paid too much for this cat.
She washed her face and changed another dress before she put on an apron and went into the kitchen. Just as she took salmon and lemon out of the refrigerator, she heard a rustling at the door. Turning her head, Lin Short Holding the door frame, sneaking his head in, he looked at her eagerly.
He didn't feel guilty when he was discovered, and he made a request confidently: "I still want to eat chicken breast!"
She probably raised a living ancestor.
The living ancestor didn't have any cognition that he was a bear. At first, he just looked at the door, and slowly moved to Ji Lan's side bit by bit, and looked into the pot while holding the sink.
As soon as Ji Lan put the marinated salmon into the pot, the aroma rose, and when she lowered her head, she could see a real greedy cat, staring closely at the fish in the pot.
When the salmon is marinated, a little lemon juice is put, so there is a little fresh taste in the rich aroma, and it is quickly fried in the oil until the surface is golden.
Ji Lan turned the fish over with a wooden shovel, and fried the other side. The greedy cat's head followed suit, staring at it as closely as possible. Ji Lan couldn't help curling the corners of his lips, brought a clean plate, and waited until the salmon was cooked. Once both sides are cooked, it's ready to serve.
Although she knows that Lin Short is not an ordinary cat, Ji Lan still doesn't like to give her too many seasonings, so the salmon is only marinated with a little salt, lemon juice, and a little pepper, and then garnished with it after it comes out of the pan. Boiled carrot slices and green vegetables, because a little salt is added when they are hot, so only a little fish sauce is needed for seasoning.
After Ji Lan finished frying the salmon, she went to get the chicken breast from the refrigerator, but when she turned her head, she saw Lin short-handedly reaching out to the plate of salmon.
Ji Lan tapped the back of her hand with her free hand, successfully preventing Lin Shortan from stealing.
Lin Duan's eyes were sad when he didn't steal the food, and he chased Ji Lan like a tail: "Don't boil it in plain water! Eat spicy chicken!"
"No." Ji Lan said while cutting the chicken breast: "You can't eat spicy food. I felt uncomfortable after eating spicy food last time."
"That...there's also lemon flavor!" Lin Short said pitifully. Although she really wanted to eat spicy chicken, there was nothing the owner could do if he didn't feed her. He could only try his best to get benefits for himself.
"Okay." Ji Lan marinated the thinly sliced chicken breast, cut a slice of lemon while frying, and squeezed the lemon juice on it, fulfilling Lin Short's little wish.
So Lin Short was a little more arrogant: "Add a little more black pepper!"
When Ji Lan looked back at her, she shrank her neck, and her arrogance was swept away.
In the end Ji Lan satisfied her, sprinkled a small amount of black pepper on it, and fried an egg for her.
In fact, Lin Shortan is very easy to be satisfied. Just looking at the two plates of cat rice, happiness is about to bubble. Ji Lan brought the two plates to the table, and the porridge cooked in the pot before cooking was almost the same.
Lin Short was more obedient this time. When Ji Lan served the porridge, she didn't steal it at all, and she honestly helped to get the chopsticks.
When passing by the door, Lin, who was holding the chopsticks in her hand, paused for a few seconds. Her beautiful cat eyes swept back and forth at the door a few times, and finally stretched out her feet slowly, as if stepping on her feet. It caught something and crushed it twice.
A very short scream sounded, and the short Ji Lan thought it was a hallucination: "Short?"
"Come on!" Lin Duan rushed to the table with a happy face, and the villain complained first: "I'll be there soon, so don't steal it!"
Mosquito.
Especially in the woods, mosquitoes lined up in pairs, biting anyone they saw, but there was not a single mosquito around Lin Duan. She was squatting under a tree playing games with a lollipop in her mouth. Occasionally, when the character he controls dies, he looks up and takes a look.
The male lead was playing with the second female lead, and the second female lead confessed affectionately. Halfway through her lines, she raised her hand and slapped a mosquito lying on her face to death.
The director rolled his eyes angrily: "How many times has this been filmed? Can we call it a day?"
The second female was also aggrieved: "Director, it's not my fault, it's because there are too many mosquitoes."
Lin Shortan also shook her head and sighed, but she was the one who wasn't in a hurry, it didn't matter whether she finished work sooner or later.
A minute later, Lin Short's cell phone rang, and she, who was not in a hurry just now, looked down at the source of the text message.
Shit Shovel Officer No. [-]: Go home for dinner.
Lin Guangan slapped his thigh and almost jumped up, as if his butt was on fire, but the last scene between the second female lead and the male lead was still filming, and only after the filming was finished could he call it a day and leave.
Lin Short looked around and found that no one was paying attention to him, so he blew out quietly, the air suddenly became colder, and the buzzing mosquitoes were still aggressively biting people for a second, and the next In a second, they immediately scattered and fled.
The second female stomped her feet, probably because she felt the coldness, but it was summer, but at this time the director had already asked them to start over, so the second female did not express her doubts, and played seriously with the male lead.
This time, there were no obstacles, and the filming of this scene can be regarded as normal.
The director also breathed a sigh of relief, and waved his hand: "It's over, let's call it a day!"
Lin Short reacted the fastest, jumped up like a spring, and then slipped away like a gust of wind. The second female lead and the male lead were left talking while walking to the place where the make-up was removed.
The second female: "It's strange, there were so many mosquitoes before, why haven't I seen any of them now?"
The male protagonist is also very puzzled: "Could it be that they also call it a day?"
……
Here, Lin Short has already gotten into the car and kept urging the driver: "Hurry up! Hurry up! Why are you driving so slowly?"
driver:……
He can't drive a four-wheeled car at the speed of a fighter jet!
The driver was aggrieved, but he sent Lin Short-term back as fast as possible. Lin Short-term saw the car that hadn't been parked in the garage from a distance. It was Ji Lan's favorite car.
She took three steps at a time and jumped up the steps. She didn't see Ji Lan when she opened the door, so she guessed that she was upstairs. Lin Kuangan immediately slowed down, sneaked up, and pushed the door open a little.
The moment he saw Ji Lan's figure, Lin Shortchanged forgot that he was going to surprise him, and rushed over with a quick swipe.
So when Ji Lan turned her head, she saw a few clothes slowly fall to the ground, and then an orange cat bigger than a person fell from the sky.
Daju directly pressed her to the ground and licked her face passionately, but because of her body shape, it was almost equivalent to washing Ji Lan's head. Ji Lan was so dazed by the licking that it took him a while to realize: "Lin Short ! Change back to me!"
Daju tilted his head, with an expression of "I'm just a kitten, how can I understand?", and happily rubbed against Ji Lan's body.
Successfully scrapped the 10,000+ high-end piece on Ji Lan's body.
"Lin Short!" Ji Lan tried hard to hold the orange cat's big face: "If you don't want to change back, just make it smaller for me."
Daju: No, I don't understand what you're talking about!
Until Ji Lan said calmly: "If you don't get up again, go eat cat food tonight."
The orange cat who was still there just now, his eyes widened, changed from a big orange to a white and tender Lin Short.
Lin Short lay on Ji Lan's body, still rubbing Ji Lan's face like a cat, his voice was sweet: "Ji Lan, I don't want to eat cat food..."
Ji Lan blushed slightly, hugged Lin Short, pulled off her coat from the chair and wrapped her up: "Don't be undressed."
"Oh..." Lin Duanduan honestly picked up the clothes he had dropped all over the floor, and put them on with a humming hum. His white tender arms and slender legs dangled in front of Ji Lan.
Ji Lan felt that since raising Lin Short, her hair has become much thinner.
But what can I do?Can't lose it again.
Ji Lan will never forget the scene when her grandmother entrusted Lin Short to her before her death. At that time, Ji Lan thought that Lin Short was just an ordinary cat. Before taking it back, she made countless preparations and searched for cats online Habits, but also to ask friends who have cats, what kind of cat food is more reliable.
Her friend was taken aback, mainly because of Ji Lan's character, she didn't look like a cat owner at all.
Then she took Lin Dangdang home, and bought an exquisite and luxurious cat litter, and put it next to her bed for Lin Dangdang to sleep in.
As a result, in the middle of the night, she was oppressed to the point of suffocation. When she opened her eyes, she saw a cat the size of a human lying on her chest, snoring in sleep.
Where has Mr. Ji seen such a scene?At that time, I thought I was dreaming, and slowly closed my eyes. After 5 seconds...
There was an orange pig lying on her chest! !It's a real pig!At least two hundred catties!
Lin Short, who was dressed, came over again and hugged Ji Lan's arm: "Ji Lan...Ji Lan...I don't want to eat cat food."
She raised her head and looked at Ji Lan pitifully. Lin Short had a pair of cat eyes, round and watery, but the end of her eyes was slightly raised, with some aura in her laziness, adding a little bit of naturalness to her ignorance. charming.
So they clearly knew that she was pretending to be pitiful, and few people could ruthlessly refuse her.
Ji Lan sighed silently: "Sit up straight, I'll cook cat food for you, don't play with the documents on my desk."
Lin Duan immediately sat up straight super obediently, waiting to be fed.
Although Ji Lan said every day that if you are disobedient, you can eat cat food, but she will not really give Lin Short-cut cat food. The main thing is that Lin Short-term is human, and giving her cat food is like abusing Lin Short-term short like.
Therefore, Ji Lan specially learned how to cook cat food. In fact, it is no different from ordinary cooking. After all, unlike ordinary cats, Lin Shortan can't eat too much salt, and he doesn't have so many taboos.
Ji Lan, who had never cooked before, made a cat meal for Lin Short for the first time.
The worst part was that Lin Shortchang was always turning into a cat suddenly at home, and Ji Lan dismissed even the nanny and cook, leaving only one hourly worker to clean the house when no one was around.
Ji Lan: I paid too much for this cat.
She washed her face and changed another dress before she put on an apron and went into the kitchen. Just as she took salmon and lemon out of the refrigerator, she heard a rustling at the door. Turning her head, Lin Short Holding the door frame, sneaking his head in, he looked at her eagerly.
He didn't feel guilty when he was discovered, and he made a request confidently: "I still want to eat chicken breast!"
She probably raised a living ancestor.
The living ancestor didn't have any cognition that he was a bear. At first, he just looked at the door, and slowly moved to Ji Lan's side bit by bit, and looked into the pot while holding the sink.
As soon as Ji Lan put the marinated salmon into the pot, the aroma rose, and when she lowered her head, she could see a real greedy cat, staring closely at the fish in the pot.
When the salmon is marinated, a little lemon juice is put, so there is a little fresh taste in the rich aroma, and it is quickly fried in the oil until the surface is golden.
Ji Lan turned the fish over with a wooden shovel, and fried the other side. The greedy cat's head followed suit, staring at it as closely as possible. Ji Lan couldn't help curling the corners of his lips, brought a clean plate, and waited until the salmon was cooked. Once both sides are cooked, it's ready to serve.
Although she knows that Lin Short is not an ordinary cat, Ji Lan still doesn't like to give her too many seasonings, so the salmon is only marinated with a little salt, lemon juice, and a little pepper, and then garnished with it after it comes out of the pan. Boiled carrot slices and green vegetables, because a little salt is added when they are hot, so only a little fish sauce is needed for seasoning.
After Ji Lan finished frying the salmon, she went to get the chicken breast from the refrigerator, but when she turned her head, she saw Lin short-handedly reaching out to the plate of salmon.
Ji Lan tapped the back of her hand with her free hand, successfully preventing Lin Shortan from stealing.
Lin Duan's eyes were sad when he didn't steal the food, and he chased Ji Lan like a tail: "Don't boil it in plain water! Eat spicy chicken!"
"No." Ji Lan said while cutting the chicken breast: "You can't eat spicy food. I felt uncomfortable after eating spicy food last time."
"That...there's also lemon flavor!" Lin Short said pitifully. Although she really wanted to eat spicy chicken, there was nothing the owner could do if he didn't feed her. He could only try his best to get benefits for himself.
"Okay." Ji Lan marinated the thinly sliced chicken breast, cut a slice of lemon while frying, and squeezed the lemon juice on it, fulfilling Lin Short's little wish.
So Lin Short was a little more arrogant: "Add a little more black pepper!"
When Ji Lan looked back at her, she shrank her neck, and her arrogance was swept away.
In the end Ji Lan satisfied her, sprinkled a small amount of black pepper on it, and fried an egg for her.
In fact, Lin Shortan is very easy to be satisfied. Just looking at the two plates of cat rice, happiness is about to bubble. Ji Lan brought the two plates to the table, and the porridge cooked in the pot before cooking was almost the same.
Lin Short was more obedient this time. When Ji Lan served the porridge, she didn't steal it at all, and she honestly helped to get the chopsticks.
When passing by the door, Lin, who was holding the chopsticks in her hand, paused for a few seconds. Her beautiful cat eyes swept back and forth at the door a few times, and finally stretched out her feet slowly, as if stepping on her feet. It caught something and crushed it twice.
A very short scream sounded, and the short Ji Lan thought it was a hallucination: "Short?"
"Come on!" Lin Duan rushed to the table with a happy face, and the villain complained first: "I'll be there soon, so don't steal it!"
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